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 DEN1ED   United States. August 01 2011 14:18. Posts 761
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Haha, what a great guide. 100% full-proof.


On June 13 2009 08:27 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Good thing Flash doesn't have sex the way he TvT's.

[7] Risky? Boring? With teenage boys? On live TV? For money? You decide!



I was thinking rape.
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 shtdisturbance   Canada. August 01 2011 15:20. Posts 598
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Nice. What if she tells you to stick it in the other whole!? I need a guide for that too!
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 Endymion   United States. August 01 2011 15:40. Posts 2477
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On August 01 2011 15:20 shtdisturbance wrote:
Nice. What if she tells you to stick it in the other whole!? I need a guide for that too!


"sorry, I'm not a terran player."
It left us speechless, quite speechless I tell you, and we have not stopped talking of it since.
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 Mioraka   Canada. August 01 2011 22:53. Posts 1352
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"Look -- every single one of your predecessors managed to get laid. Every single one of them. And YOU'RE going to be the one that fucks it all up."

This line is GOLDEN.
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 Gamegene   United States. August 01 2011 22:55. Posts 6658
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On August 01 2011 14:18 DEN1ED wrote:
Haha, what a great guide. 100% full-proof.


Show nested quote +



I was thinking rape.


Wraith?

"My love for Jaedong is like this: when I think of him practicing for 14 hours a day, my heart hurts and I want to massage his shoulders and make hot soups for him."
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 OmniEulogy   Canada. January 23 2012 19:41. Posts 2166
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I feel the need to remind TL about this amazing thread yet again. It is Timeless and should always be known
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 albis   United States. January 23 2012 19:44. Posts 470
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best thread ever. gonna bookmark it this time just incase
every punch is thrown with bad intentions with the speed of a devil
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 RevampedPants   United States. January 23 2012 19:56. Posts 30
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Thumbs up to this!
Why not?
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 GGitsJack   New Zealand. January 23 2012 19:59. Posts 297
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Goes well hand in hand with all the other sex threads we've been having.
This shower head feels so amazing
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 Capped   Sri Lanka. January 23 2012 20:15. Posts 2328
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On January 23 2012 19:41 OmniEulogy wrote:
I feel the need to remind TL about this amazing thread yet again. It is Timeless and should always be known
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thank you for bringing this to my attention, it was hillarious ^_^
2K BLOG - http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=409420
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 GeorgeyBeats   United Kingdom. January 23 2012 20:20. Posts 323
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This is hilarious! How has this not come to my attention before!
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls coud grill bears?
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 writer22816   China. January 23 2012 20:23. Posts 4772
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Great timing bringing up this thread, now people will be able to go and have sex with their cousins and watch porn with condoms. You sir are a hero.
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
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 Generalul   Romania. January 23 2012 20:26. Posts 75
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Great stuff And yes, is true, every one of you nerds will have sex sooner or later, you don't have to give up what truly matters in life for it, like Starcraft for example. I was obsessed with RTS's and RPG's since i was 10, i was never a jock, i was shy and what do you know, now i have a great fiancee, i'm my own employer and i can play even more now than i used to
Never be ashamed about your passions, even if they don't seem to be the best way to be liked or socialise with the rest of your average peers. Live doing what you like!
www.comanda-caricaturi.ro
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 how   United States. January 23 2012 20:33. Posts 526
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I can't believe this has been around and I did not know about it. Fucking awesome.
http://twitter.com/howsc http://howsc.com
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 laoji   United Kingdom. January 23 2012 20:34. Posts 339
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how did i miss this first time around? o.0

amazing
Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.- C. S. Lewis
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 Neoreon   Germany. January 23 2012 20:34. Posts 9
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nice read, thx for reviving :D
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 Nyarly   France. January 23 2012 20:37. Posts 850
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Sex for women is a lot more than actual sex. This makes sense evolutionarily -- a male partner that's all nurturing and nice and loving is a lot less likely to peace out once he orgasms.

What does this mean to you? You cannot just 1a2a3a your way into the vajayjay.[5]



Ah finally something i can understand about sex !

Thank you sir, amazing article :')
Funny and true, can help a lot.
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 B.I.G.   January 23 2012 20:44. Posts 2068
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we should have something like a hall of fame on TL for threads like nada's body and this one..
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 PiPoGevy   Australia. January 23 2012 20:51. Posts 1557
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LEE YOON YEOL!!!! LMFAOO!!!
Naa but serious good and truthful post!
'Only God Can Judge Me' and I dont care how many times Boxer loses, as long as he gives us entertaining games, boxer fighting! Help Support Warcraft 3!! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=317133
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 xi Tempest x   Scotland. January 23 2012 20:55. Posts 340
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Remember kids, you can't just 1a2a3a your way to the vajayjay
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