| DarKcS Australia. January 23 2012 21:01. Posts 1181 | Profile Blog # |
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| Nurf Sweden. January 23 2012 21:07. Posts 1 | Profile # |
Or you could find a girl to love, rather than to have sex with. This is genetically preferrable, as you being in a stable relationship with the would-be mother of your children increases the likelihood of them making it to reproductive age - therefore if you feel your masturbating has ruined your genetical code beyond repair, this is more likely to get you laid.
(Please note, I am not saying single mothers can't raise children, but let's face it, they aren't going to teach them how to defend a 6-pool or a cannon rush.) |
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| FlaminGinjaNinja United Kingdom. January 23 2012 21:24. Posts 866 | Profile Blog # |
On January 23 2012 21:07 Nurf wrote:
Or you could find a girl to love, rather than to have sex with. This is genetically preferrable, as you being in a stable relationship with the would-be mother of your children increases the likelihood of them making it to reproductive age - therefore if you feel your masturbating has ruined your genetical code beyond repair, this is more likely to get you laid.
(Please note, I am not saying single mothers can't raise children, but let's face it, they aren't going to teach them how to defend a 6-pool or a cannon rush.)
Did you really create an account on TL to post a comment in the sex thread?
Yes getting a Girlfriend you love is preferrable for many but this guide was aimed at people who F10 N the second they scout the 2 rax of a woman
On topic, I read this when it was first posted all the time ago and after rereading it I still love it, well done! |
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| Bashnek Australia. January 23 2012 21:34. Posts 249 | Profile # |
Okay i only found this because TLO tweeted a link, but i'm damn glad i clicked it.
10/10 , this is fantastic. |
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 zatic Germany. January 23 2012 21:42. Posts 11729 | Profile Blog # |
I have the same issue with this guide than all similar guides (those with the same message but without the Starcraft references). Just as it assumes men only want the raw in-n-out kind of sex, it assumes women are all into the kind of sex lifestyle magazines and guides like this describe.
If you find yourself in bed with a woman who is into just a little more kinky things than this mickey mouse sex chances are you'll bore her to sleep if you execute the OP's build order.
Not that the OP is really wrong, and I am pretty sure this applies to most women. Just there are also those who like to get 1a2a3a'd without the 15min no rush rule. |
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| DreadKnight United Kingdom. January 23 2012 21:45. Posts 114 | Profile # | |
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| Cheerio Ukraine. January 23 2012 21:53. Posts 2105 | Profile Blog # |
| guess i'm too old to find this funny |
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| TheLOLas United States. January 23 2012 22:47. Posts 645 | Profile Blog # |
| This is the greatest thread of all time. ever. |
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| Zaphid Czech Republic. January 23 2012 23:06. Posts 1345 | Profile Blog # |
| Reading this thread after visiting the Flash meme thread, I think I'm about to die laughing. |
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| PassiveAce United States. January 23 2012 23:10. Posts 4374 | Profile Blog # |
On January 23 2012 21:42 zatic wrote:
I have the same issue with this guide than all similar guides (those with the same message but without the Starcraft references). Just as it assumes men only want the raw in-n-out kind of sex, it assumes women are all into the kind of sex lifestyle magazines and guides like this describe.
If you find yourself in bed with a woman who is into just a little more kinky things than this mickey mouse sex chances are you'll bore her to sleep if you execute the OP's build order.
Not that the OP is really wrong, and I am pretty sure this applies to most women. Just there are also those who like to get 1a2a3a'd without the 15min no rush rule.
rofl great post. |
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| Redox Germany. January 23 2012 23:21. Posts 6104 | Profile # |
On January 23 2012 21:42 zatic wrote:
I have the same issue with this guide than all similar guides (those with the same message but without the Starcraft references). Just as it assumes men only want the raw in-n-out kind of sex, it assumes women are all into the kind of sex lifestyle magazines and guides like this describe.
If you find yourself in bed with a woman who is into just a little more kinky things than this mickey mouse sex chances are you'll bore her to sleep if you execute the OP's build order.
Not that the OP is really wrong, and I am pretty sure this applies to most women. Just there are also those who like to get 1a2a3a'd without the 15min no rush rule.
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| FraCuS United States. January 23 2012 23:27. Posts 1049 | Profile Blog # |
LMFAO
LEE YOON YEOL!!
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| Xalorian Canada. January 23 2012 23:36. Posts 398 | Profile # |
On January 23 2012 21:42 zatic wrote:
I have the same issue with this guide than all similar guides (those with the same message but without the Starcraft references). Just as it assumes men only want the raw in-n-out kind of sex, it assumes women are all into the kind of sex lifestyle magazines and guides like this describe.
If you find yourself in bed with a woman who is into just a little more kinky things than this mickey mouse sex chances are you'll bore her to sleep if you execute the OP's build order.
Not that the OP is really wrong, and I am pretty sure this applies to most women. Just there are also those who like to get 1a2a3a'd without the 15min no rush rule.
But you need to work on the basics first. There is no point in having the perfect build for the situation if you can't even keep up with it yet. It's for begginers. They have to start from the start and learn.
Most women don't really like to be 1a2a3a'd without the no rush rule... and if your rush is too fast, it will probably hurt, she will whine and call it cheese.
So yeah, it's better to train by playing safe for a while. And when you are better and feel confident then you can start to adapt and create your own build.Last edit: 2012-01-23 23:38:08 |
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| looknohands119 United States. January 23 2012 23:41. Posts 532 | Profile # |
| Still an epic post 2 and 1/2 years later :D |
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| Twelve12 Australia. January 23 2012 23:44. Posts 267 | Profile # |
man i have to resist shouting 'LEE YOON YEOL!!' every single time
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| Neddy Australia. January 23 2012 23:47. Posts 13 | Profile # |
| This was brilliant. Would read again. |
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| Chunhyang Bangladesh. January 24 2012 00:18. Posts 1349 | Profile # |
| What is one supposed to do when it is the woman who is rushing you? |
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| Kimaker United States. January 24 2012 00:31. Posts 2068 | Profile Blog # |
On January 23 2012 21:42 zatic wrote:
I have the same issue with this guide than all similar guides (those with the same message but without the Starcraft references). Just as it assumes men only want the raw in-n-out kind of sex, it assumes women are all into the kind of sex lifestyle magazines and guides like this describe.
If you find yourself in bed with a woman who is into just a little more kinky things than this mickey mouse sex chances are you'll bore her to sleep if you execute the OP's build order.
Not that the OP is really wrong, and I am pretty sure this applies to most women. Just there are also those who like to get 1a2a3a'd without the 15min no rush rule.
Don't forget the trash talk.
While it may be rude on ICcup or b.net 2.0 a lively degradation of character may get into her head in a good way and make her play harder and more aggressively than before. True motivation. Think of it like double reverse psychology, you go in saying, "I'mma 2 rax the shit outta you" but she knows all you're saying is, "I love you!" but to respond she may toss up a, "Fuck your 2 rax you cheesy noob, I'm 14 CCing and I'll still stop you."
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| GhandiEAGLE United States. January 24 2012 00:42. Posts 4034 | Profile Blog # |
LEE YOON YEOL
oh balls, not again /facepalm |
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