 Rekrul Korea (South). June 13 2009 14:20. Posts 16551 | Profile Blog # |
what a horrible horrible horrible horrible guide hahahaha
i could do sooo much better |
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| Rekrul Korea (South). June 13 2009 14:21. Posts 16551 | Profile Blog # |
| After Sex if you want them to leave: Get up and start playin Starcraft |
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| Rekrul Korea (South). June 13 2009 14:23. Posts 16551 | Profile Blog # |
if a girl is resisting with all her might it just means she wants it badly
theres no such thing as rape when a girl has come to ur place willingly (or a motel) |
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| Rekrul Korea (South). June 13 2009 14:24. Posts 16551 | Profile Blog # |
if you want a blowjob, do not do as grinq said and go down on her
simply say: give me a blowjob |
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| Rekrul Korea (South). June 13 2009 14:27. Posts 16551 | Profile Blog # |
everyone knows being drunk as fuck and using a condom = a slippery rubber willy
1/3rd a tablet of viagra will do just fine! |
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| Rekrul Korea (South). June 13 2009 14:31. Posts 16551 | Profile Blog # |
foreplay bullshit is totally up to your disgresion and depends on the status of the relationship or type of girl
but u can almost skip it and go str8 for sex if u want, girls don't mind at all |
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| radar14 United States. June 13 2009 14:32. Posts 1432 | Profile Blog # |
haha
going from grinq to rekrul in a sex advice is probably like moving to a progaming house for SC, if the house had 3 latent std's and a pre-cirrhotic liver |
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| Rekrul Korea (South). June 13 2009 14:33. Posts 16551 | Profile Blog # |
fuck that, super condom user + tests ftw
plus korean girls are clean
unless of course u go to itaewon LOL |
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| radar14 United States. June 13 2009 14:40. Posts 1432 | Profile Blog # |
| i guess that answers the immortal question of where da party at? |
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| Ellis June 13 2009 15:05. Posts 247 | Profile Blog # |
On June 13 2009 08:27 GrandInquisitor wrote:
If you've got a problem with coming too quickly, good things to try: thinking about FakeSteve [9]
Actually, this had the opposite effect on me. |
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| decafchicken United States. June 13 2009 15:58. Posts 15176 | Profile Blog # |
On June 13 2009 14:23 Rekrul wrote:
if a girl is resisting with all her might it just means she wants it badly
theres no such thing as rape when a girl has come to ur place willingly (or a motel)
no means yes and yes means twice |
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| MaReK Australia. June 13 2009 21:40. Posts 446 | Profile Blog # |
On June 13 2009 15:58 decafchicken wrote:no means yes and yes means twice
lmao hahaha QFT
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| Hammy France. June 13 2009 22:02. Posts 828 | Profile # |
The SC references are great haha : )
Nice writing style too. I'd rank this really well in the beta competition. |
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 Foucault Sweden. June 13 2009 22:09. Posts 2826 | Profile Blog # |
ehh this thread was way too nerdy imo.
Get some real life experience and come back without the steretyping
3/5 for the effort though |
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| Foucault Sweden. June 13 2009 22:10. Posts 2826 | Profile Blog # |
On June 13 2009 14:23 Rekrul wrote:
if a girl is resisting with all her might it just means she wants it badly
theres no such thing as rape when a girl has come to ur place willingly (or a motel)
this is not even funny no matter who says it |
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| Avius Iraq. June 13 2009 22:14. Posts 1708 | Profile # |
| really funny guide, loved the SC references, gj |
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| saritenite Singapore. June 13 2009 22:52. Posts 1676 | Profile Blog # | |
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| barth Ireland. June 13 2009 23:20. Posts 1254 | Profile # |
That was....... quite informative
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| Osmoses Sweden. June 13 2009 23:32. Posts 2635 | Profile Blog # |
Holy crap, there's a lot of fun to be found on the internet but this article took the cake. I actually literally lol'ed several times. But in between the laughs, I'd say the guide is pretty accurate. One thing I noticed, and way later into my life than I would have liked, is that the number one thing you gotta do if you want a girl is just to show that you're interested. If you're just being funny and interesting but don't flirt even a little bit, you're still gonna get stuck in the friend zone.
Not saying throw yourself at her and yell "PLAGUUUU!!!", I'm saying stop being a pussy and just squeeze out at least half a dozen words that lets her know she turns you on.
Note: Knowing this, I still pussy out at least two thirds of the time. Because I'm a pussy. |
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| Oddysay Canada. June 14 2009 00:12. Posts 597 | Profile Blog # |
| that was amazing , great job , will try to change my style because of that , not sure if i can , but will try . thanks you , btw in the past i have get many girls and sex ect , but right now that pretty bad , but now i know why , so thanks you again ! . |
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