Holy crap, there's a lot of fun to be found on the internet but this article took the cake. I actually literally lol'ed several times. But in between the laughs, I'd say the guide is pretty accurate. One thing I noticed, and way later into my life than I would have liked, is that the number one thing you gotta do if you want a girl is just to show that you're interested. If you're just being funny and interesting but don't flirt even a little bit, you're still gonna get stuck in the friend zone.
Not saying throw yourself at her and yell "PLAGUUUU!!!", I'm saying stop being a pussy and just squeeze out at least half a dozen words that lets her know she turns you on.
Note: Knowing this, I still pussy out at least two thirds of the time. Because I'm a pussy.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
that was amazing , great job , will try to change my style because of that , not sure if i can , but will try . thanks you , btw in the past i have get many girls and sex ect , but right now that pretty bad , but now i know why , so thanks you again ! .