Remember to keep discussion on topic. While the occasional post responding to a ban comment is okay don't continue these derails. In addition, please don't post in here questioning whether a ban was justified; use Website Feedback for that.
Feel free to visit #TL-ABL on quakenet if you want to talk about off-topic stuff.
| Grobyc Canada. June 20 2009 15:44. Posts 16964 | Profile Blog # |
IRC:
On May 14 2012 11:36 motbob wrote:
#TL-ABL on quakenet. Gogo.
On May 14 2012 11:42 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 14 2012 11:39 Jisall wrote:
On May 14 2012 11:36 motbob wrote:
#TL-ABL on quakenet. Gogo.
I wouldn't advice that motbob. I have a feeling your going to enjoy us making it to 10k pages. This IRC might slow that down for you.
For you IRC n00bs, go here: http://www.teamliquid.net/irc/Replace #Teamliquid with #TL-ABL and put in your username.
SEASON 2
Teamliquid bans: The peoples choice awards!
The nominees...
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1 #Seldentar - There's no way they would expect it a third time (Details)
2 #xwoGworwaTsx - ETT put it well, and that's a lot of closed threads...
(Post your favourites to be potentially chosen as a nominee here!)
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Teamliquid bans: The people's choice awards
Introducing Teamliquid bans: The peoples choice awards (TLB).TLB is here to provide eternal, lasting memories of your favourite bans in a dedicated museum of glory. Ever wished you could just send someone a quick link to that outrageously awesome ban from a few months, or even a year back, but it's buried somewhere in the thousands of pages (literally O_O) of the ABL or this thread? Now's your chance to preserve that moment in TLB's The hall of fame shame.
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How does it work??
As voted by the community to be the selection process for nominees, I will be selecting them as they come. Upon reaching 8 nominees, a winner will be selected by via single elimination tournament style via polls.
The nomination phase for season 1 will begin at 00:00 KST March 13th, 2012, and will end upon obtaining 8 nominees.
+ Show Spoiler +GL HF TEAMLIQUID BANS HWAITING!~! ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/UhcYy.jpg)
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Is what keeps me running. When I am sad, lonely, depressed, I turn to my best friend on TL: The Ban List. It comforts me ever so meaningfully when I reach out to it. It is one of those friends that makes me feel better when I listen to it. The succulent information it breeds quenches my thirst for gossip.
It brings me importance, something to do, but most importantly, teh lulz. The reasons, ah yes, the reasons. Whether it be troll, shitty posting, or simply idiotic people, it forces a grin on my dead face. Over one hundred pages, none of which I can quote or edit. For if I were able to, the thread would be filled with the presence of "rofl"s, "lmao"s, and those comments where you are just left speechless. I yearn for the ban sprees, purges, and stupid posters to appear. Unfortunately, the list in not interminable, it is not something I can read 24/7. There is however, the closed threads section, which is almost as good. It is my dessert.
![[image loading]](http://blogchef.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/turtle_cheesecake_1.jpg) Turtle cheesecake, my second favourite for dessert~
This can be a place to discuss bans, since regular forumers are not allowed to post in the ban thread.
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 Harem United States. June 20 2009 15:46. Posts 9351 | Profile # |
Ban list is one of the greatest threads on TL.
However, website feedback is usually where the best hidden gems are. |
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| Avidkeystamper United States. June 20 2009 15:46. Posts 8551 | Profile Blog # |
Recent Favorite:
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Sparkwind was just banned by Chill.
That account was created on 2008-03-05 00:42:26 and had 42 posts.
Reason: How is it that people understood the ability to communicate? We would not be here without our incredible ability to share ideas with one another.
There was always interaction between humans. Maybe even animals. Maybe even all organisms. Communication reflects on life, and life on communication.
While I was overseas, I found the meaning to my life. But is it the same as yours? If we could communicate this meaning, maybe we would know. Or would we?
I refuse to believe. But I must believe to refuse. Disturbing, isn't it? I find you in the unlikeliest of places; I find you at the likeliest of times. If only they were reversed, would my task be simpler? It is a loaded question, since the answer must be uncertain.
We rank your posting ability to be stellar. Despite my rating of having to reread, at least twice, 85% of your sentences, you were the hallmark of posting on our website. And thus, as your martyrdom completes the cyclic nature of this end, you shall live on.
Good luck in creating your new website. A greater website. I look forward to remembering you in a distant memory. As you fade away, was that my imagination, or did it actually occur? Lost amongst the many growing, entangled bits and bytes of information, layeth thine true savior. "Yay, he was good" I shall remember. And he was. And he was.
Remember this day. April 27th. Two thousand and nine. We shall remember it as 03/29/2008. You would have liked it that way.
Remember. Surrender is always an option.
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| anderoo Canada. June 20 2009 15:51. Posts 1876 | Profile Blog # |
| those foodstuffs look delicious |
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| Ancestral United States. June 20 2009 16:04. Posts 2996 | Profile Blog # |
On June 20 2009 15:51 anderoo wrote:
those foodstuffs look delicious
Yeah holy crap that cake looks unbelievable. |
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| Grobyc Canada. June 20 2009 16:11. Posts 16964 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Musoeun United States. June 20 2009 16:22. Posts 4324 | Profile Blog # |
That thread definitely amuses me. Two things in particular stand out to me:
1) The number of time FakeStever and NonY got banned.
2) Maybe I'd better be a little more careful with my posting. |
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| VIB Brazil. June 20 2009 16:24. Posts 3567 | Profile Blog # |
5/5
Recommended vods > tourney threads > ban list > all threads. I got this really huge smile on my face when I saw Aegren's name there  Reading that thread.. it just gives that warm feeling inside you that "the system is working". It's makes me feel so comfortable and hopeful that the world could have a bright future ^^ |
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 Mikilatov United States. June 20 2009 16:26. Posts 3896 | Profile Blog # |
I don't even remember the content of your post because of the pics.
nom |
| | ♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL. |
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 ghermination United States. June 20 2009 16:30. Posts 2851 | Profile Blog # |
| I've read at least 30 pages of the automated ban thread, i've always found it to be pretty interesting. |
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 thunk United States. June 20 2009 17:03. Posts 6233 | Profile Blog # |
| I usually check the ban thread every day. At least. Sometimes twice. It's like crack for crack addicts except you're looking for a spectacle. |
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| Grobyc Canada. June 20 2009 17:31. Posts 16964 | Profile Blog # |
| Agreed. Grobyc needs his daily crack fix as well. |
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| Jayme United States. June 20 2009 17:55. Posts 4923 | Profile Blog # |
| I don't even like raspberries... but I would eat them on that cheesecake. |
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| Mastermind Canada. June 20 2009 18:00. Posts 7092 | Profile Blog # |
Elite101 was just banned by FakeSteve[TPR].
That account was created on 2009-06-09 02:43:05 and had 0 posts.
Reason: this is a personal message from fakesteve to the robotics team guy that knows a guy who knows me over the internet
whats up robotics team guy? i see your username is elite101, and i can only assume this means you think you're better than me. heads-up, a revelation is coming your way like a meteorite: no one is better than me
you see, in the grand scheme of things, there are superspecimens that define where the race will proceed over the next few centuries. i am one such specimen. you, unfortunately, are a sack of meat that will inevitably end up replacing the organs in my body once I become old and frail. at some point in your adult life, they will take you. men of three eyes and a single inch-thick strand of vivid red hair. they are the harvesters and they will preserve your entrails so that i may provide this world ever more shining wisdom well into my centennial and beyond
this is a pretty big secret so please dont tell anyone but since you know a guy i know i figured its the least i could do
dont drink too much, my liver is in bad shape
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| Grobyc Canada. June 20 2009 18:02. Posts 16964 | Profile Blog # |
On June 20 2009 18:00 Mastermind wrote:
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Elite101 was just banned by FakeSteve[TPR].
That account was created on 2009-06-09 02:43:05 and had 0 posts.
Reason: this is a personal message from fakesteve to the robotics team guy that knows a guy who knows me over the internet
whats up robotics team guy? i see your username is elite101, and i can only assume this means you think you're better than me. heads-up, a revelation is coming your way like a meteorite: no one is better than me
you see, in the grand scheme of things, there are superspecimens that define where the race will proceed over the next few centuries. i am one such specimen. you, unfortunately, are a sack of meat that will inevitably end up replacing the organs in my body once I become old and frail. at some point in your adult life, they will take you. men of three eyes and a single inch-thick strand of vivid red hair. they are the harvesters and they will preserve your entrails so that i may provide this world ever more shining wisdom well into my centennial and beyond
this is a pretty big secret so please dont tell anyone but since you know a guy i know i figured its the least i could do
dont drink too much, my liver is in bad shape
I enjoyed this one.
lmao I saw that one as well ^_^
One of the good ones. FakeSteves usually are. |
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| The_Australian Australia. June 20 2009 19:29. Posts 416 | Profile Blog # |
yeah i read the whole automated ban list 160 pages in one sitting. i was laughing for hours. goddamn its good.
I enjoyed seeing "baals" name pop up every few pages untill he was perma banned. haha.Last edit: 2009-06-20 19:31:14 |
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| Avidkeystamper United States. June 21 2009 03:50. Posts 8551 | Profile Blog # |
| Uh-oh, they're having a covert purge. |
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| Chef June 21 2009 03:58. Posts 9708 | Profile Blog # |
Sometimes I get excited seeing the name of someone I don't like there... But then it says "By Request" and I'm sad  |
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| foeffa Belgium. June 21 2009 07:16. Posts 2056 | Profile Blog # |
| Yeah the automated ban thread truly is a fantastic thread. ^_^ |
| | 觀過斯知仁矣. Ma Jaeyoon, always #1. Entusman #17. Go HoNtresh! |
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| Lemonwalrus United States. June 21 2009 07:26. Posts 5445 | Profile Blog # |
I think we should make this thread the official thread where the community members that aren't lucky enough to have access to MiR can discuss recent bans.
Good Idea? |
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<TorteDeBanned> I would love to do it with 2-3 guys here~ | <Coagulation> you sound like your unhappy i nailed your GF |
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