Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Moo
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
ShoCkeyy – Interviews
Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Interviews .............................................. p12
- Favorite Songs
- End of the World Theories
- Crazy Girlfriends?
- lilsusie song
- Liquid Tourneys
- Closed thread special
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Chocolate Banana Cake Recipe
1/2 cup Margarine, softened
1 1/4 cups Brown sugar
2 Eggs
3 squares Unsweetened chocolate, melted
2 cups All-purpose flour
1/2 tsp Baking soda
1/4 tsp Salt
1 tsp Baking powder
1 1/2 cups Mashed, ripe bananas
1/2 tsp Vanilla
Procedure
Preheat oven, grease and flour pans.
Cream margarine and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat thoroughly after each addition. Stir in the cooled melted chocolate. Sift dry ingredients together and add to the batter alternately with the mashed bananas; stir in vanilla.
Pour into prepared pans. Bake until cake tests done. Frost with a fluffy white frosting.
Oven Temp ~ 350°
Baking Time ~ 15 - 20 Min.
Pan Type ~ Three 9 inch round pans
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Rarely has a strategy thread been so timely. Read village_idiot's queen in ZvP guide here, and then head over and watch + Show Spoiler +
zero absolutely rape bisu
Also this week:
TvP is solved with a genius build, the matchup becomes broken.
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10:06 tehpanda oh hey littlechava
10:06 tehpanda ive heard youve been having some iccup problems
10:07 littlechava i haven't
10:07 tehpanda i think i have a unit that can help you out
10:07 littlechava oic
10:07 littlechava what is it?????
10:07 tehpanda oh well its invisible and oneshots workers without even giving an attack alert
10:07 tehpanda it comes midtech and if you dont scout it or predict it, its an instant game-winner
10:08 tehpanda $50 up front and its yours
10:08 littlechava fuck really
10:08 littlechava that cheap
10:08 Cube ill sell you two of them
10:08 littlechava sounds like a dream
10:08 Cube for only 30$
10:08 Cube wholesale
10:08 tehpanda dont listen to him. Hes gonna merge them and ruin their sell value
10:08 littlechava what kind of real game would put this unit in tehpanda??
10:08 tehpanda well at first, this unit wasnt in the game
10:08 littlechava ic
10:09 tehpanda but when the game needed an expansion pack, blizzard realized it was only fair
10:09 tehpanda to make a unit that wins the game, in case people have trouble laddering
10:09 littlechava that makes sense
10:09 littlechava its a good thing people dont take that seriously and use it in competitive games then..
10:10 tehpanda all the progamers have signed contracts forbidding their use to ensure balance. Luckily, this contract is void if theyre terrible and they have to play some1 like Flash in proleague
10:10 littlechava yeah
10:10 littlechava clearly horang2 hasn't signed that contract
10:11 tehpanda like when Bisu was an unknown protoss going against the best, most dominant zerg in the world in a bo5 finals, it was only fair that he be allowed to use the unit
10:11 tehpanda how else would the fans be entertained?
10:11 littlechava sounds typical
10:11 littlechava if he didnt use that unfair unit he would have been horribly raped right
10:12 tehpanda yeah
10:12 littlechava its almost heartwarming
10:12 tehpanda for just $49.99 american, i can tell you the cheat to be able to produce this unit
10:12 littlechava its like
10:12 littlechava it gives handicapped protoss morons a chance to win
10:13 tehpanda precisely
10:13 littlechava not just a chance
10:13 littlechava a guarantee
10:13 tehpanda after all, if it werent for this unit, protoss would not be viable and we would be stuck with epic tvz games that define starcraft
10:13 littlechava yeah
10:14 littlechava god forbid
10:14 tehpanda like daum07 iris v ggplay
10:14 tehpanda except every single game would be like that
10:14 littlechava who would want those when we can have mediocre games involving shit pushing races like protoss
10:14 Hcorp damn, that Iris vs GGPlay final sure did suck
10:14 Hcorp wouldn't want a repeat of that
10:15 tehpanda not only that, terrans would have to become so strong at mech control to defeat this unit, a mech build would emerge in TvZ, ruining the matchup for everyone
10:06 tehpanda ive heard youve been having some iccup problems
10:07 littlechava i haven't
10:07 tehpanda i think i have a unit that can help you out
10:07 littlechava oic
10:07 littlechava what is it?????
10:07 tehpanda oh well its invisible and oneshots workers without even giving an attack alert
10:07 tehpanda it comes midtech and if you dont scout it or predict it, its an instant game-winner
10:08 tehpanda $50 up front and its yours
10:08 littlechava fuck really
10:08 littlechava that cheap
10:08 Cube ill sell you two of them
10:08 littlechava sounds like a dream
10:08 Cube for only 30$
10:08 Cube wholesale
10:08 tehpanda dont listen to him. Hes gonna merge them and ruin their sell value
10:08 littlechava what kind of real game would put this unit in tehpanda??
10:08 tehpanda well at first, this unit wasnt in the game
10:08 littlechava ic
10:09 tehpanda but when the game needed an expansion pack, blizzard realized it was only fair
10:09 tehpanda to make a unit that wins the game, in case people have trouble laddering
10:09 littlechava that makes sense
10:09 littlechava its a good thing people dont take that seriously and use it in competitive games then..
10:10 tehpanda all the progamers have signed contracts forbidding their use to ensure balance. Luckily, this contract is void if theyre terrible and they have to play some1 like Flash in proleague
10:10 littlechava yeah
10:10 littlechava clearly horang2 hasn't signed that contract
10:11 tehpanda like when Bisu was an unknown protoss going against the best, most dominant zerg in the world in a bo5 finals, it was only fair that he be allowed to use the unit
10:11 tehpanda how else would the fans be entertained?
10:11 littlechava sounds typical
10:11 littlechava if he didnt use that unfair unit he would have been horribly raped right
10:12 tehpanda yeah
10:12 littlechava its almost heartwarming
10:12 tehpanda for just $49.99 american, i can tell you the cheat to be able to produce this unit
10:12 littlechava its like
10:12 littlechava it gives handicapped protoss morons a chance to win
10:13 tehpanda precisely
10:13 littlechava not just a chance
10:13 littlechava a guarantee
10:13 tehpanda after all, if it werent for this unit, protoss would not be viable and we would be stuck with epic tvz games that define starcraft
10:13 littlechava yeah
10:14 littlechava god forbid
10:14 tehpanda like daum07 iris v ggplay
10:14 tehpanda except every single game would be like that
10:14 littlechava who would want those when we can have mediocre games involving shit pushing races like protoss
10:14 Hcorp damn, that Iris vs GGPlay final sure did suck
10:14 Hcorp wouldn't want a repeat of that
10:15 tehpanda not only that, terrans would have to become so strong at mech control to defeat this unit, a mech build would emerge in TvZ, ruining the matchup for everyone
[04:44] <GTR`Etude> if my mum doesnt put in the money into bank account on thursday
[04:44] <GTR`Etude> i will slap her
[04:44] <GTR`Etude> i will slap her
[13:07] <snowbird> there's a curse on the right booth girl
[13:08] <snowbird> 9 of 12 players qualified for the next round
[13:08] <snowbird> when they played in the left booth
[13:08] <Wo0py> maybe she farts or somthing
[13:08] <@intrigue> haha
[13:09] <IntoTheRequiem1> wow
[13:09] <@CJ_Nyovne> hahahahah
[13:08] <snowbird> 9 of 12 players qualified for the next round
[13:08] <snowbird> when they played in the left booth
[13:08] <Wo0py> maybe she farts or somthing
[13:08] <@intrigue> haha
[13:09] <IntoTheRequiem1> wow
[13:09] <@CJ_Nyovne> hahahahah
[15:21] <@Brian_> i have a new goal in my life
[15:21] <@Brian_> all i want from it
[15:21] <@Brian_> is to fuck a milf who just wants to be fucked
[15:21] <@Brian_> i think that would bring closure to my entire life
[15:21] <@Brian_> i would then die happy.
[15:21] <deekay|away> mm
[15:21] <deekay|away> ok
[15:21] <deekay|away> bed time
[15:21] <deekay|away> i am exhausted
[15:21] <deekay|away> baiiiiiiiii
[15:21] * deekay|away (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Signed off)
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #teamliquid
[15:22] <deekay|> the milf thing Brian_
[15:22] <deekay|> i so agree
[15:22] <deekay|> that'd be most excellent
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[15:22] <@Brian_> LOL
[15:22] <@Brian_> god that was great
[15:23] <@Nyovne> hahaha
[15:23] <@Nyovne> so scott
[15:24] <@Brian_> hahahaha
[15:21] <@Brian_> all i want from it
[15:21] <@Brian_> is to fuck a milf who just wants to be fucked
[15:21] <@Brian_> i think that would bring closure to my entire life
[15:21] <@Brian_> i would then die happy.
[15:21] <deekay|away> mm
[15:21] <deekay|away> ok
[15:21] <deekay|away> bed time
[15:21] <deekay|away> i am exhausted
[15:21] <deekay|away> baiiiiiiiii
[15:21] * deekay|away (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Signed off)
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #teamliquid
[15:22] <deekay|> the milf thing Brian_
[15:22] <deekay|> i so agree
[15:22] <deekay|> that'd be most excellent
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[15:22] <@Brian_> LOL
[15:22] <@Brian_> god that was great
[15:23] <@Nyovne> hahaha
[15:23] <@Nyovne> so scott
[15:24] <@Brian_> hahahaha
[15:24] <+PholonSC> NeverGG_, seen pachi's work yet?
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> where?
[15:24] <+PholonSC> http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8145/woodj.png
[15:24] <+PholonSC> it needs work
[15:24] <@Brian_> wtf pholon
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> omg he made it gay
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> I LOVE it
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> where?
[15:24] <+PholonSC> http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8145/woodj.png
[15:24] <+PholonSC> it needs work
[15:24] <@Brian_> wtf pholon
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> omg he made it gay
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> I LOVE it
haha, women
[15:31] <+Xiberia> why would you want to have +v
[15:31] <+Xiberia> it adds nothing
[15:31] <+Xiberia> its more of an op's way of saying "sup"
[15:32] <@Brian_> i always thought +v was an ops way of saying "i find you attractive"
[15:32] <@NeverGG_> hahaha
[15:32] <+Xiberia> that too
[15:32] <+Xiberia> watch nyo -v me
[15:32] <@Nyovne> I was thinking about it
[15:32] <+Xiberia> haha
[15:32] <@Brian_> lol
[15:32] <+Pholon> [15:30] <@Brian_> i always thought +v was an ops way of saying "i find you attractive"
[15:32] <+Pholon> (call me)
[15:32] <+Pholon> :x
[15:31] <+Xiberia> it adds nothing
[15:31] <+Xiberia> its more of an op's way of saying "sup"
[15:32] <@Brian_> i always thought +v was an ops way of saying "i find you attractive"
[15:32] <@NeverGG_> hahaha
[15:32] <+Xiberia> that too
[15:32] <+Xiberia> watch nyo -v me
[15:32] <@Nyovne> I was thinking about it
[15:32] <+Xiberia> haha
[15:32] <@Brian_> lol
[15:32] <+Pholon> [15:30] <@Brian_> i always thought +v was an ops way of saying "i find you attractive"
[15:32] <+Pholon> (call me)
[15:32] <+Pholon> :x
[15:54] <+Pholon> saying hylarious is just outragious :s
That's right.
<NeverGG_> I thought people wanted me to mate with savior?
<Lemonwalrus> like savior or seashield
<Lemonwalrus> ends up being at the top of sc2
<Lemonwalrus> or boxer
<FragKrag> fallen greats?
<konadora> seashield is baller
<FragKrag> sea isn't really a fallen great
<NeverGG_> .........what about forgg?
<Nal_rAwr> mate with idra - > NeverEverGG
<Lemonwalrus> like savior or seashield
<Lemonwalrus> ends up being at the top of sc2
<Lemonwalrus> or boxer
<FragKrag> fallen greats?
<konadora> seashield is baller
<FragKrag> sea isn't really a fallen great
<NeverGG_> .........what about forgg?
<Nal_rAwr> mate with idra - > NeverEverGG
[11:30] <Kennigit[5days]> i drive a bmw and make 240k a year
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> is that bragging?
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> i dont think so
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> im just stating facts
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> is that bragging?
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> i dont think so
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> im just stating facts
[19:33] <petzergling> nice i got kicked out of my house for playing the showmatch vrs xcetron instead of doing something i needed to do
[19:34] <@Harem> see what you did xcetron
[19:35] <IntoTheWow> lol
[19:39] <@Quint> rofl
[19:40] <@Nyovne> lol
[19:40] <@Nyovne> last laugh etc
[19:34] <@Harem> see what you did xcetron
[19:35] <IntoTheWow> lol
[19:39] <@Quint> rofl
[19:40] <@Nyovne> lol
[19:40] <@Nyovne> last laugh etc
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> Osaka 31°C Current: Cloudy Wind: SW at 8 km/h Humidity: 82%
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> that is where I am at right now
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> and it is 8 am
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> my balls are going to be permenantly wrinkled
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> thank god the heritage tournament is on today
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> that is where I am at right now
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> and it is 8 am
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> my balls are going to be permenantly wrinkled
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> thank god the heritage tournament is on today
No 3rd kid for mani.
Pellucidity: LEPERKAHN GET THEM TO SHOUT OUT TO ME ;_;
LeperKahn: um
LeperKahn: wat
Pellucidity: I'm like, the only viewer
Pellucidity: gigglez
LeperKahn: on
LeperKahn: what
Pellucidity: Learn2Zerg
Pellucidity: :<
LeperKahn: um
Pellucidity: COLOURS
Pellucidity: omgosh
LeperKahn: lol it isn't live
LeperKahn: ...
Flicky: Rofl
LeperKahn: LOL
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHA
Pellucidity: ;________;
Pellucidity: whaaat
Pellucidity: How gay
LeperKahn: LO FUCKING L
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHHA
Pellucidity: I thought it was live ;_;
LeperKahn: um
LeperKahn: wat
Pellucidity: I'm like, the only viewer
Pellucidity: gigglez
LeperKahn: on
LeperKahn: what
Pellucidity: Learn2Zerg
Pellucidity: :<
LeperKahn: um
Pellucidity: COLOURS
Pellucidity: omgosh
LeperKahn: lol it isn't live
LeperKahn: ...
Flicky: Rofl
LeperKahn: LOL
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHA
Pellucidity: ;________;
Pellucidity: whaaat
Pellucidity: How gay
LeperKahn: LO FUCKING L
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHHA
Pellucidity: I thought it was live ;_;
«22:04:01» {+konadora} why is loli a crime
«22:04:11» {+konadora} i don't get it
«22:04:11» {+konadora} i don't get it
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A further look at two of Woongjin's players; GGplay and Piano pose for some exclusive PX shots.
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p6
This week, in celebration of the OGN Heritage League, we take you back in time to TeamLiquid's 284th thread... a battle report of the Sky 2002 OGN finals. Written by mensrea, this report recaps a series played on Forbidden Zone, Gaema Gowon, Neo Bifrost, and Neo Vertigo. Follow the epic series which caused Boxer to leave the IS team and eventually form the powerhouse which is now SKT1. Click here to read more.
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The Shit Bus
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- StRyKeR's Interactive Replay Identifier
- vRoOk's dilemma
- ghermination trying to kill himself again
- Do not rate this blog!
- Konadora's secret to getting more posts
- PetZergling vs XCetron grudge match
- Best games of June
- Our favorite font physician finally returned
- Side effect of muscles
- Way to go ggnet, ruining things that aren't even yours!
- Pokebunny vs arb grudge match
p9
Raithed was just banned by Kennigit.
That account was created on 2007-05-11 19:42:39 and had 6746 posts.
Reason: Do you see me laughing? DO YOU SEE ME FUCKING LAUGHING?
That account was created on 2007-05-11 19:42:39 and had 6746 posts.
Reason: Do you see me laughing? DO YOU SEE ME FUCKING LAUGHING?
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Watch rA vs Nada!
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Question of the Week
How is everyone doing?
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