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I was browsing through the bike forum when I saw this post...
I was riding home on the Ballard Bridge in Seattle just a little while ago and I felt a sting in my left cheek. I thought that I must have been hit by a rock that had been run over by a car. I went down to feel it and there was a four inch dart sticking out of me!! I did hear a little "pop" sound right before I felt it too.
By the time that I figured out what it was, I looked up to see if I could tell who did it, but there were 4 or 5 cars that it could have been and all were speeding away from me. I got to the end of the bridge, stopped to make sure that I wasn't bleeding then rode home and called the cops. I figured it didn't matter if I called them from the scene or from home since I have no idea who did it. They won't be able to do anything, but I figured I'd at least let them know that some ******* is out there doing this.
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This is so peculiar that I lolled. I'm pretty sure that this is legit as you can find the story on a couple of news websites. Another cyclist was hit by a blowdart a couple of blocks away. It's kind of scary how fucked up some people are.
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That's a pretty big dart...
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Haha that's fucked up. Blow darts lol, taking it back to tribal style.
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Oh dude as a kid I got hit with these a handful of times....whats fucked up is growing up shooting bb guns at each other. Anything closer then 30 yards is pain. Everytime I am reminded of this I can only wonder how I made it to this age without losing an eye or finger.
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Lol this happened where I live. I guarentee it was some 15 y.o punk asses. They will see the news and turn themselves in ASAP out of worry. Still really a douchbaggy thing to do.
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is it wrong that I think this is so fucking awesome? I hope I'm not a bad person or anything...
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I just found them on ebay. Looks very similar. 4inches too.+ Show Spoiler + way worse than a bb gun imo.
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I have one of the blowguns that shoot those.
It's the shit.
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good bikers shouldn't be on the roads anyway lol
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they are testing a new disease in healthy individuals!
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On July 23 2009 22:38 Amber[LighT] wrote: good bikers shouldn't be on the roads anyway lol what? What about people riding too/from work? lol
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Pfft it would have been much more interesting if the needles were coated with LSD/PCP or something similiarly awesome. I can imagine the guy talking to the policeman: No, i have no idea who did it.... i'm sorry officer but why is your face MELTING INTO A RASPBERRY OH GOD I SEE THE SCREEN DOOR IN TO HELL
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Hopefully they aren't infected with anything.
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On July 23 2009 22:38 Amber[LighT] wrote: good bikers shouldn't be on the roads anyway lol You must not live in Austin TX
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Yeah, there are lots of morons on (and around) the road who do stupid shit like this. One time I was driving in my home town in the middle of the day with my windows down and I hear this strange noise, and I get splattered with something a little bit. I'm like, "WTF?" So I look around inside my car and don't really see anything, but I knew I definitely heard and felt something, so I decided to stop at a nearby parking lot and see what had happened. It turned out that some dickhole had shot a paintball directly into my car. I was so pissed. No damage was done, the paint cleaned up easily, but I kept thinking, if the paintball had directly hit me, and not just the inside of my car, that definitely could have caused me to crash. Now that I think about it again, I really should have called the cops.
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hahahahaha so random. series of blowdarts being shot at bikers.
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lol im not gonna lie just the idea of this in my head made me LOL too
hehe^^
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On July 23 2009 20:59 madnessman wrote: This is so peculiar that I lolled. I laughed out loud in the middle of class after reading the title.
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Wow lol, thats so weird imagine if that huget hing hit him in the kidney or his spine. Crazy people out there, probably laughing their asses off after doing it.
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Person on bike. Blowdart.
The only thing that comes to my mind:
"Instant EPO delivery service".
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