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I want to get high
so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong
I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.
all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove
heeeeeeeeeeeelp
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i tried to light paper towel on the oven top but it just burnt up slowly, it refused to make a flame even when i gave breathed on it
from that i was going to light a candle so i will have that
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do you have any string?
possibly light the toilet paper on the oven to get the notebook paper?
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does the cheap ligher make sparks
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On September 21 2009 13:02 Faronel wrote: do you have any string?
i can rip thread from clothes/blanket
but i don't believe i have any string
On September 21 2009 13:02 FragKrag wrote: does the cheap ligher make sparks
yes. i tried to use them to light paper but it didn't work
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put paper on the stove top
start stove top
use lighter to make sparks
or you could try baking the weed lolol
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any alcohol in your house? like rubbing alcohol specifically?
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i once used a piece of notebook paper on the stove (electrical) to get a flame going. it's possible but tricky.
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Dammit, an opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge of making fire and it has to be for such a ridiculous reason.
I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this:
Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose.
+ Show Spoiler +In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it!
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On September 21 2009 13:05 Faronel wrote: any alcohol in your house? like rubbing alcohol specifically?
nope !
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On September 21 2009 13:05 micronesia wrote:Dammit, an opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge of making fire and it has to be for such a ridiculous reason. I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this: Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose. + Show Spoiler +In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it!
why is that? my lighter ran out and im broke. what kind of f'd up stuff is that!
kick a man while he's down why don't you!
screw you! I'll light it with my mind!
also, I'm not retarded. Definitely won't be burning down my house
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assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?
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On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?
yes
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battery(or any wires), and steel wool?
I don't suppose you want to try friction fires?
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On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house? yes
oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will.
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no broken microwave, no steel wool or i woulda done that thing with it and the battery
i'd prefer not to actually have to start a fire bigger than i can hold in my hand
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On September 21 2009 13:10 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house? yes oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will.
they both have tiny shriveled up wicks and won't light when i try
i suppose i can carve away some of the wax
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Sneak into someone's backyard and start their BBQ (or use the starter)
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Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly?
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On September 21 2009 13:11 travis wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:10 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house? yes oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will. they both have tiny shriveled up wicks and won't light when i try i suppose i can carve away some of the wax
ah, well if you do, be extra careful of dripping wax. one little drip and the bowl is ruined ;/
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On September 21 2009 13:13 Dasher wrote: Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly?
lol how would that work
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On September 21 2009 13:14 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:13 Dasher wrote: Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly? lol how would that work Maybe I am too much of a noob to know what I am talking about.
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... sell the bong for money?
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Wait for the Olympics and then steal the torch from the runner.
Find a magnifying glass and then light something in the morning.
Go to California and find a wild fire.
Attack a terran building until its hp is red.
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On September 21 2009 13:18 Dasher wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:14 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:On September 21 2009 13:13 Dasher wrote: Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly? lol how would that work Maybe I am too much of a noob to know what I am talking about.
http://www.77bongs.com/how-does-a-bong-work.html
Nothing to do with boiling the water inside the bong.
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at first this was just a challenge but now it's actually starting to piss me off the wick from the candle was starting to light but its too close to the stove top and the candle melts all over
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Don't burn your hand while cleaning the wax from the stovetop near the hot burner.
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On September 21 2009 13:22 travis wrote: at first this was just a challenge but now it's actually starting to piss me off the wick from the candle was starting to light but its too close to the stove top and the candle melts all over
notebook paper + stove dude
it'll work trust me
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On September 21 2009 13:23 micronesia wrote: Don't burn your hand while cleaning the wax from the stovetop near the hot burner.
LOL tyty
and afj (thats what i call u in this thread), i suppose i try that now
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It's a sign not to smoke tonight. Go play that druid I leveled up for you and waste time that way.
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lol, i never did even log on to that druid
anyways, fuck this. the notebook paper wouldn't light like, it totally got all red but it wouldn't catch a flame
fuck this, i don't lose to science. me > science. i will put a bunch of paper in a casserole dish and broil it in the oven at the highest temperature if i have to
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Do you have a car ? if so use the car lighter o.o.
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Macgyver would solve your problem so easily.
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Do you know the burning point of paper? Did you read the book about it?
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i win, candle is now lit, i win
congrats all we win
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teamliquid delivers once again
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Won the battle but lost the war.
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On September 21 2009 13:36 micronesia wrote: Do you know the burning point of paper? Did you read the book about it? Lol i love micronesia... He is the voice of reason in the times of darkness.
Mission Success!
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too bad you already figured it out. I was going to say try the trick with lighters where you rub them vigorously and it causes the butane that may be left over to expand. you can normally get a few extra lights from doing this.
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LOL
Bastard. Now you make me wanna go get stoned..... But I can't right now.....
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I don't know about other places, but the grocery store I work at gives matches out for free at customer service. I was gonna say you could go for a walk to find a store, but I guess it's too late now.
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Do it the old school way and get two stones.
Lol I don't know. Why don't you just go to the grocery store? There are no stores open 24 hours?
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Travis you should write a book
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Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.
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I am happy for your success Travis.
However, in a small part of my brain, I'm sad that I didn't arrive in time to help you with this interesting conundrum :'(
How could you do this to me travis...
why?
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On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter. On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold...
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It works really well for hash.....
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On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote: I want to get high
so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong
I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.
all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove
heeeeeeeeeeeelp
do you have socks
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my best suggestion; is walk down to the nearest store and pay .25 cents for a pack of matches. You get 20 lights no matter what. I think im late as shit though. I hope ur still high!
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On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote: I want to get high
so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong
I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.
all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove
heeeeeeeeeeeelp do you have socks
Happy Fuckin B-day. Bowl hit to you!
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On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote: I want to get high
so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong
I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.
all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove
heeeeeeeeeeeelp do you have socks
Happy birthday! ...socks?
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On September 21 2009 14:12 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter. On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold...
Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork.
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On September 21 2009 14:35 MiniRoman wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 14:12 micronesia wrote:On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter. On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold... Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork. Now that I think about it I think I've seen similar things... but for example... a pot handle often gets hot... so I guess it depends.
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On September 21 2009 13:21 micronesia wrote: Attack a terran building until its hp is red.
Best thing said all day
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yea but computer animation is only animation. We need motion happening.
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On September 21 2009 14:41 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 14:35 MiniRoman wrote:On September 21 2009 14:12 micronesia wrote:On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter. On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold... Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork. Now that I think about it I think I've seen similar things... but for example... a pot handle often gets hot... so I guess it depends.
Very strange indeed. hrmMM. I hate extreme heat, shits weak.
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this guy already got high and is regretting getting high. Not a Stoner!
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On September 21 2009 14:44 Leg[end] wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 13:21 micronesia wrote: Attack a terran building until its hp is red. Best thing said all day
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY.
LOL nice one!!!
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On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.
this! butter knives dont get too hot to do this
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On September 21 2009 15:50 zOula... wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter. this! butter knives dont get too hot to do this
put it on the stove till it gets hot enuff, i tcan be done,
HOTKNIVES FOR THE WIN!
if you got rollies, or bible paper, roll a joint, light from stove hf dopamine!
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I got a better trick. If you have a oven or toaster, use it. It lights alot of shit up.
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oh travis my ninja friend, where hast thou fallen from thy limit days
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Toaster's are great for this. Fold up a bit of paper like 5-6 times on itself until you get a small wad. Turn the toaster on. Hold the wad against the toaster element till it catches fire. The wad makes it easier to press against the element and prevents the paper from burning to quickly to use it as a light. Gl hf
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On September 21 2009 14:18 Kennelie wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote: I want to get high
so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong
I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.
all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove
heeeeeeeeeeeelp do you have socks Happy Fuckin B-day. Bowl hit to you!
On September 21 2009 14:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote: I want to get high
so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong
I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.
all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove
heeeeeeeeeeeelp do you have socks Happy birthday! ...socks?
thanks!
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fuck a bong, do knife hits!
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This was a good blog.
5/5'd. I've been in this position before. I just got a candle lit with some notebook paper burned on the stove. Then used the candle to relight more notebook paper which i used to smoke.
Hope the buzz was worth it bro
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Could you have put the weed in a small pot, put a lid on, then put it on the stove?
I don't know if that would work though. I think fire burns like 4x hotter at least v0v
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I knew Team Liquid was nothing but a bunch of geniuses.
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Took a bong hit specifically for this thread.
Victory, I say! Victoryyy!!!
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And this is why TL is the best community out there. Not only do we have a ton of fucking Macgyvers here, but we're willing to support you with our own personal sets of skills even (and especially) when you're at the end of your rope.
Bravo!
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