The map? Python.
The matchup? TvZ.
The time? Now (and the past three-four hours).
The rank? C-.
The amazing progamer Ho0n, seeing KawaiiRice go Terran, switches from Protoss to Zerg and announces it before starting the game.
The game starts off pretty standard until - oh wait - a 4pool! Ho0n spawning at 12, scouts KawaiiRice at 3 first with his overlord. He proceeds to allin all of his zerglings and drones to KawaiiRice's base, who opened 2rax. KawaiiRice loses his two raxes. In return, he gets all of the drones.
KawaiiRice then looks towards Ho0n's main with his scouting scv, using it to kill off one of the two drones. With one drone left, KawaiiRice sends all 10 of his scvs to Ho0n's main to kill the last drone, securing a stalemate.
And thus, both players are locked in a battle of wills, with the command center of KawaiiRice staring down the bonjwa's hatchery and patrolling zerglings.
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Fucking 4poolers. Eat this shit.