Heres a picture of her
As you can see from that picture, she is semi-attractive. That will serve later in the dream (lol)
I was trapped in the Matrix and then Trinity took me to the real world. Turns out, the real world is a medium-sized room with glass walls and sharks floating around on the outside of it. For some reason, Morpheus was there too.
Unlike the movie, in this dream, I could go into the matrix and leave whenever I wanted. So I kept going inside the matrix, shooting someone, then leaving just for giggles. Keep in mind, this is a simulation, so I wasnt really killing people.
So it turns out that a shark had entered the room from the outside. An apple chewing guy named Carlito
then saved me from the shark. I paid him a Nickel as my thanks.
Morpheus then approached me and said that we need to find The One and that The One is the future son of mine and Trinity's. So Trinity and I went inside the matrix and I told her what I had to do and I was getting ready. We began to kiss, and I took out my dick, which she then tore in half. I was screaming, but I left the matrix and my dick was fine.
I then said WTF is your problem Trinity, we need to have sex to find The One.
Morpheus even confirmed that.
So we went back inside The Matrix to have sex. The dream then turned dirty, but while I was in the middle of doing her, Carlito came back and threw an apple at my face. It knocked me out, and I was transported back to the real world where a shark came and killed everyone.
Sharks are mean, and Carlito ruined everything.
I also woke in the middle of the night from this dream, its a shame that Carlito had to wake me up by scaring me IRL.
EDIT: I realize this blog was all over the place and none of it made sense, but what the hell do you want from me? It's what happened in the dream, lol.