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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9810 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-06 06:59:13
November 01 2012 00:04 GMT
#1
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Tired of getting yelled at by your 2v2 partner? Wondering if you should drop out of school to be a pro because you're beasting it up in plat? (NO) Need tips on how to get your friends into gaming and TL?

Write us at ponytales@teamliquid.net or PM and we'll see if we can help you out. Yes, we even take letters from Protoss players. Yes, yes, even League of Legends players! See you guys in the next issue!

*****
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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6505 Posts
November 01 2012 00:07 GMT
#2
What about girl blogs? Do you accept those?
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9810 Posts
November 01 2012 00:23 GMT
#3
Yup, if it's gaming/TL related
ModeratorTL Premium Gold User! https://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic
GnarlyArbitrage
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
575 Posts
November 01 2012 00:25 GMT
#4
I want a TL email...
SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3128 Posts
November 01 2012 02:03 GMT
#5
Is it true that R1CH is the guardian of the flying monkeys?
I am Godzilla You are Japan
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5326 Posts
November 01 2012 02:29 GMT
#6
On November 01 2012 09:25 DigiGnar wrote:
I want a TL email...

That would be AMAZING, we need someone to get on that! That way I can procrastinate even harder at school haha.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Glurkenspurk
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1847 Posts
November 01 2012 05:31 GMT
#7
You shouldn't take letters from Protoss players. We aren't nice people.
TheMasterRace
Profile Joined November 2012
16 Posts
November 01 2012 07:29 GMT
#8
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felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6166 Posts
November 01 2012 07:37 GMT
#9
On November 01 2012 16:29 TheMasterRace wrote:
Ponytales ? Thats the best you guys could come up with ? Is this a gay/women site or something ?


I have a feeling that Ponytales has more to do with the horse logo than your insecure masculinity.
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
TheMasterRace
Profile Joined November 2012
16 Posts
November 01 2012 07:38 GMT
#10
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Aelonius
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Netherlands432 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-01 07:42:47
November 01 2012 07:42 GMT
#11
On November 01 2012 16:38 TheMasterRace wrote:
Bring your mom....She'll tell you how hard and secure my masculinity is.


Oh you mean those pencils in your backpocket? They can be vicious if you jab with them at someone.

Edit: Grammar T_T
''The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.''—Ronald Reagan
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6166 Posts
November 01 2012 07:48 GMT
#12
On November 01 2012 16:38 TheMasterRace wrote:
Bring your mom....She'll tell you how hard and secure my masculinity is.


If you're implying that you had some kind of liaison with a 65+ year old woman with two replacement knees and a killer golf game, then yes.

I guess I know all I need to know about your masculinity.

Now bring on the ponies.
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5384 Posts
November 01 2012 11:23 GMT
#13
Good lord that was a poor troll.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9810 Posts
November 01 2012 11:47 GMT
#14
nah this is our "women site" :D
ModeratorTL Premium Gold User! https://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17912 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-01 11:56:47
November 01 2012 11:54 GMT
#15
I don't even know why I clicked. I already knew exactly what was going to pop up.

On more serious note I have an anonymous submission:

Dear intrigue and Pony Tales
How do I beat Legionnaire in Brood War?
Sincerely, Soon to be 4th in GL2.

Edit: followup question. Do you have any information on how to uncurse yourself? Every time .. my friend, who definitely is not me! , signs up for a tournament they wind up in Group B with a former progamer. I am convinced that someone is actively hexing me. Is there any occult method of countering suspiciously terrible luck?
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3796 Posts
November 01 2012 12:11 GMT
#16
On November 01 2012 20:54 Probe1 wrote:
I don't even know why I clicked. I already knew exactly what was going to pop up.

On more serious note I have an anonymous submission:

Dear intrigue and Pony Tales
How do I beat Legionnaire in Brood War?
Sincerely, Soon to be 4th in GL2.

Edit: followup question. Do you have any information on how to uncurse yourself? Every time .. my friend, who definitely is not me! , signs up for a tournament they wind up in Group B with a former progamer. I am convinced that someone is actively hexing me. Is there any occult method of countering suspiciously terrible luck?


Real anonymous submission there, Probe1.
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5208 Posts
November 01 2012 13:08 GMT
#17
On November 01 2012 20:54 Probe1 wrote:
I don't even know why I clicked. I already knew exactly what was going to pop up.

On more serious note I have an anonymous submission:

Dear intrigue and Pony Tales
How do I beat Legionnaire in Brood War?
Sincerely, Soon to be 4th in GL2.

Edit: followup question. Do you have any information on how to uncurse yourself? Every time .. my friend, who definitely is not me! , signs up for a tournament they wind up in Group B with a former progamer. I am convinced that someone is actively hexing me. Is there any occult method of countering suspiciously terrible luck?


Occult methods are SirJolt's specialty

necromanswers.com
memes are a dish best served dank
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9810 Posts
November 01 2012 13:32 GMT
#18
yeah i specialize primarily in natural-occurring esports phenomena
ModeratorTL Premium Gold User! https://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5326 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-01 14:15:29
November 01 2012 14:14 GMT
#19
why is Pony Tales, so baller?

EDIT: had to change the way I said this
User was warned for too many mimes.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3796 Posts
November 01 2012 14:44 GMT
#20
Not enough rights! What is it?
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
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