extensive amounts of sarcasm
How much supply/psi will YOU take?
Because this is a question that needs extensive amounts of science to calculate, I have developed a quick psuedo-scientific calculator for everyone's needs!
DISCLAIMER: This method is by all means accurate, and I am the sole owner of the technology behind this method of gaining one's supply. If it is at all inaccurate, then go contact your local command center.
According to [CLASSIFIED], a single person's supply can be calculated with this formula:
f + h / c = supply
f = food recently eaten
h = height
c = color of the shirt of said person
Because you can't fucking use any of these terms in an expression properly, I have devised a (completely accurate) list of the numbers required here.
Food recently eaten: This number is determined by the taste of the food
Tasty is 3 horrible is 0
Height: Take your height in meters, and thats your height number :o
Color of shirt:
Bright color = 2
Dark color = 1
(dark color was supposed to be 0 but then you cant divide by zero D:<)
Finish the formula aaand voila! You have the amount of supply/psi you would take up :D
(mine personally is 3 :D )