I seem to be hearing that more and more lately. Fortunately for my uninsured self, the madness ringing in my ears has drowned out any earthly concepts such as logic, reason, and self-preservation.
It started two months ago in a casual game of soccer. I was wearing loose shoes, and playing on a slippery dirt field. All was going well, I cut seams like Pele and struck like kaka, until I started to feel an ache in my foot. I ignored it, as I usually only eat pain at meal times with a side order of suck-it-up. However, after a while I was forced to go back to my office and examine the damage.
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After the initial shock wore off, which coincided with my buzz wearing on, I poked and prodded my toe until it became irate and began communicating with my nerve endings asking me to stop. Satisfied that I was still the master of my domain, I tucked my wound away into my sock where it has stayed, other than being the odd party trick, for the past two months.
"You should really see a doctor."
I swear if that devil woman keeps nagging me I'm going to saw my own ears off. It doesn't hurt, its just a nail. What is the worst that could happen?
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Yeah so apparently I haven't paid enough attention to my big toe lately and it is weeping sticky black fluid as a result. I tore the nail off earlier in the week playing basketball but who new that would piss it off? If things keep going this way, I may have to turn to the past resort.
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I'll keep you posted.
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5/5 plz thx or I'll come to your house and wipe it on you