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i decided to compile since they're so funny and interesting
Rekrul: One time in study hall I was half-sleeping with my arms crossed and head on my desk and legs spread open and a huge fart randomly ripped out of my ass. To add to the embarassment in my general vicinity this big fat black girl started shouting "OH MY GOD HE FARTED OH MY GOD HE FARTED DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?"
Skew: I was a freshman. Some girl was talking shit to a distant friend, so I figured I'd have a little fun and cuss her out for it. Turns out she was the head cheerleader and her boyfriend was the biggest guy in the highschool (fucking illegally huge for age 18 -- I had never even see him before since it was my first year). Later that day I got bitch slapped in front of my entire grade by him, but most importantly my massive crush saw me take it and do nothing back. That was the worst, lmao.
Tasteless: in high school i went to an all boy catholic school that overall i wasn't pleased with. there weren't any particularly embarrassing moments because there aren't any girls around so no one cares.
I once had some giant ape like kid who was a complete sociopath pick on me when i was a sophomore in our French class. he knew i played SC competitively and would say stupid shit like like 'Hey Nick! I heard you got to a new level in Starcraft last night!' and then he would laugh like that joke meant any sense at all. one day he kept punching me in the back of my head as hard as he could (i sat in the front of the class and he sat behind me) while the teacher wasn't looking. Every time i would turn around to push him off of me the teacher would snap at me and tell me to turn around. the whole class was laughing. this happened for probably 20 minutes and off the top of my head it is probably the most frustrating moment of my high school experience. after getting this job offer in korea i saw him a few weeks before leaving, he was bagging my groceries. i told him i wanted double paper in plastic and he'd need to carry it out to my car. when we got out there i said i'd give him a tip but i needed all the money i could get because i was moving to korea to have my own tv show. then i shut the door and slowly drove off as i watched him push carts into the building. revenge tasted good.
iNcontroL: Hmm...probably the time I mouthed off to my football coach. Nobody I respect more and he was trying to get me mad so I would practice harder.. I ended up doing a "mouth" motion with my hands and saying "shut up" to which he clearly heard. I was tossed from practice and yelled at about as good as is humanly possible. I ended up crying and asking for forgiveness. Not such a mocho moment for mr.football hehe
decafchicken: probably this one time when a kid at my table threw an orange juice at this psycho football player and he thought it was me and the football player hit me in the hall with his krutches later but there's nothing i could do about it because this kid could tear apart half the school even while on krutches, let alone a puny freshman.
geometryb:
hmmmmmmmmmmm. for english class, we had to write a poem and then have a poetry battle between the two sides of the class. i wrote my poem in chemistry class the period before and it was complete crap i remember rhyming "gatorade" with "aid." but i thought i would never have to go because it's a big class. but this girl in my chem class that saw me working on it volunteered me to battle for our team.
everyone laughed at me . but i won my battle. it was so bad that it was good.
clazziquai: Probably when I fell asleep in class, my teacher sprayed me with water. During the time I had a nightmare and I literally jumped up screaming like a psycho. LOL
SpiritoftheTuna: im still in high school, im a junior.
hm two things. in freshman year, i ran for class treasurer and gave a speech about making rainbows coming out of people's pants. it was a massive failure and i got facestomped.
this homecoming dance, my friend and i both wore guy fawkes masks (the v for vendetta ones) and slow danced together (he's a guy). the activities director of our school accused us of making out, and word somehow spread. big wtf moment.
oh wait shit here's another
so i like this girl and assume she likes me back. she doesnt, i pretty much ask for my own rejection when i start to have doubts about the relationship i'm not in, and she ends up with another guy the day after. super pain.
Kennigit: I used to do the morning announcements in my highschool and when i was on the way to school one morning (my mom drove me every morning) i heard them talking about some people who had been arrested for killing cats....in an announcement i got carried away and said that if students didn't attend a pep rally i would kill their cat (freudian slip i guess)....that was embarassing and distastefull.
Fakesteve: i tripped on some stairs once and split the crotch of my pants open
nothing especially crazy ever happened in my highschool
edit: oh actually there was this one fat ugly girl who got pregnant in 11th grade and after she gave birth she would always bring her baby to school because she loved the attention (she started bringing her kid to school like halfway through 12th grade, kid was 6 or 7 months old who the fuck does that)
she asked me out during math class and then started crying, that was really fucking awkward. i'd only talked to her like once beforehand Yaaay that was a fun read wasn't it!! OK now to be fair, here's my most embarrassing high school memory + Show Spoiler +jesus look at that fucking hair i look like a girl
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Rekrul manages to take the whole fucking cake because I spit my water out laughing at that one.
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oh my goodness i thought you were going to ask all of TL about their most embarrassing high school memories after seeing your posts everywhere
nice hair o_O
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Fucking lol'd at Tasteless' one. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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I found clazziquai's the funniest, even though it was so short. Just the mental image I guess.
p.s. cute girl next to you.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
aww that pics so sweet lol hahah lol yea ur hair is quite long...
...and wavy...
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who are those cute chicks in the last pic?
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On April 27 2008 18:00 nofAcedAgent wrote: who are those cute chicks in the last pic?
Intrigue and yubee.
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On April 27 2008 18:31 H_ wrote:Show nested quote +On April 27 2008 18:00 nofAcedAgent wrote: who are those cute chicks in the last pic? Intrigue and yubee.
QFT!
The Rekrul one takes the cake as well.
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
wtf, that pic isn't embarassing
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Your most embarrasing moment fails
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In the last grade we had a math class. At one time the teacher fell end she hit her head really really hard on her desk. I guess she went numb and didn't realize where she was at first. She just sat on the chair, caught her head with her hands and just started talking quietly: Oh, how I hurt my head! Oh, how I hurt my head! She repeated this maybe 10 times. Now all the class was speechless. At the tenth time she said I started laughing really hard. I don't know how I kept myself that long anyway. Then all the class looked at me like I am some weirdo and I was really embarrassed. But I couldn't stop giggling all day...
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Wow, if only my embarrassing moments was more like yubee's, who IS that gorgeous girl? the one on the left is pretty damn cute too.
I'll add one to make it fair.
We were out playing "medium golf" (not miniature golf and not regular) with our school because we were supposed to have this one last casual school day with everyone before the school was over. We were all divided into groups of 3-4 people and some groups had a teacher or two.
Anyway, we got to this one hole with a biiiiiig ditch to the right side and everyone was like "oh man, that's impossible, we're gonna hit the ditch everytime!", cool and confident as i was i said something like "LOL you have to be pretty fucking cross-eyed to hit the ball in the ditch!", everyone froze and just looked at me and i had no idea why, when i turned around i noticed my cross-eyed Swedish A/B teacher looking at me, or tried to, with this empty super-dissapointed look (see pic below). At that point i was just praying for a meteor or something to hit me in the head and put me out of my misery.
His group was behind mine the ENTIRE time and it was like 12 holes left, it was horrible.
+ Show Spoiler +
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Nice collection yubee although if THAT picture was your most embarrassing moment, your high school days must have been incredible.
To contribute, here's mine, nothing too exciting though..
I think I was ~14. That year, I had decided to drop Art as a GCSE but we still had to attend Art lessons for the rest of the term. So one day, I'm fucking around with a friend on the spinning pottery wheel thing. We're doing the usual shit, randomnly slapping pieces of clay around, making huge spinning penises etc, etc.. Suddenly, a voice to my left asks me what I'm doing. I tense up.
But it's okay, as the speaker looks like one of these part-time mature uni students the school had helping out in the department. "Nothin' really, just messin' about," I say, "I really don't care about Art anymore as I'm gonna drop it anyway". At this point I notice the room has gone silent and my friend on the other side of the wheel is making manic eyebrow movements and staring behind me. My heart skips a beat as I turn round and see the fucking Headmaster behind me who's actually showing around a group of parents and their kids. He gives me the Unyielding Gaze of Doom and shakes his head before moving the group on to another room....
Nice thing was.. I never heard about the incident again. At least I was honest I guess...
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i honestly tried to think of a single extremely embarrassing event in high school, but i managed to dodge any really bad ones. i have a few moderately embarrassing ones...
like one time my teacher made a wisecrack about me having a big head and i pretended to get all offended and wipe fake tears out of my eyes, and a bunch of people thought i was actually crying hahaha
and another time me & my friends dressed up as emos for halloween and wore skirts, and i realized after school how easy it was to see my junk hanging out and that there was like 100% chance that my humanities teacher Mrs Powell saw my dick hanging out since i sit front row
but yeah most of these things i look back at and laugh, i can't really think of anything truly embarrassing that happened to me, only to my friends
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On April 27 2008 17:55 Blind wrote: I found clazziquai's the funniest, even though it was so short. Just the mental image I guess.
p.s. cute girl next to you. p.s. cute girl next to cute girl
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kennigit you're the devil man hahahaha
Wish I had any good ones to share but I just don't have any that come to mind. Maybe I'm not the kind of guy who gets in those kind of situations, or I'm just really lucky.
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rofl... calc class grade 12..
teacher was teaching calc to the class, and taught the wrong things, so a student was like... "yo miss.. thats not the right way of doing it"
she stared at him, got pissed off and yelled "if you think you can do better, come up here and teach instead." fully expecting him to shut up and let her continue to teach.
to her surprise, he stood up, and proceeded to walk to the front of the class, and taught what had to be taught.
i could have sworn the teacher shat the biggest shit bricks of her life.
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I'll stick mine in here ... pretty embarrassing but not Rekrul-status.
I was sick from stomach virus or something freshman year and shit was literally coming out both ways. My mom decides that I'm fine (ten minutes before the bus was supposed to come I threw up again) and she sends me off to school. I manage to hold my shit in until I get off the bus and then I threw up in front of mad people getting off their buses. I try to ignore it and I call my mom and tell her I threw up again. She says, "School is too far away to pick you up, just try to suck it up" and I go to first period Spanish. The girl I had a crush on then was in that class and I threw up in that class -__-
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On April 28 2008 00:08 karbon wrote: rofl... calc class grade 12..
teacher was teaching calc to the class, and taught the wrong things, so a student was like... "yo miss.. thats not the right way of doing it"
she stared at him, got pissed off and yelled "if you think you can do better, come up here and teach instead." fully expecting him to shut up and let her continue to teach.
to her surprise, he stood up, and proceeded to walk to the front of the class, and taught what had to be taught.
i could have sworn the teacher shat the biggest shit bricks of her life.
ROFL NICE
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On April 28 2008 00:48 Equinox_kr wrote: I'll stick mine in here ... pretty embarrassing but not Rekrul-status.
I was sick from stomach virus or something freshman year and shit was literally coming out both ways. My mom decides that I'm fine (ten minutes before the bus was supposed to come I threw up again) and she sends me off to school. I manage to hold my shit in until I get off the bus and then I threw up in front of mad people getting off their buses. I try to ignore it and I call my mom and tell her I threw up again. She says, "School is too far away to pick you up, just try to suck it up" and I go to first period Spanish. The girl I had a crush on then was in that class and I threw up in that class -__-
LOL, thats awesome. I shit myself once in class . Had the worst breakfast ever and ran out the class as fast as I could. When I came back to class eerybody in the rooim laughed, I assumed they knew what was going on...
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This blog makes me feel depressed and old as I cannot remember the vast majority of my high school happenings anymore.
Wtf!
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LOL @ Rekrul's story. It's so funny because I can almost visualize everything in perfect detail, including the big fat black girl and her voice.
Fakesteve's one was hilarious as well. They all were actually good, we need moar!
I don't really have an embarassing highschool stories myself, I do have a lot of embarassing University ones which is kinda odd, but then again, I guess that's because of the massive influx of alcohol at that point of my life.
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Ok, this isn't high school (it was last year in college), but it's still embarassing as hell, and a testament to how retarded I can get when I am around absolutely gorgeous women.
At a forensics competition in the middle of my final impromptu speech, the one that determines how big a trophy I get (if I get one), I notice this girl sitting in the back who is very good looking. Ok, let me rephrase that. This girl is FINE. Like she could be a model FINE. Not only that, she had a terrific speaking voice, the most beautiful smile, and was dressed like she was going to someone's wedding. I mean if I was still as susceptible to puppy love as I'd been in high school, I'd have tripped over myself for her that instant. But with new found college level maturity, I manage to keep myself together and put on a pretty good speech (judges didn't agree, fuck them). I still couldn't stop thinking about her for the rest of the round, and managed to make it quite obvious that I was head over heels attracted to her.
Anyway, the first embarrassing moment came when we were all leaving the competition room. Being the nice guy that I am, I decide to hold the door open for the person behind me. Thing is, everybody was leaving at the same time, and Miss America was the last person out. All I meant to do was be polite and show some sportsmanship. What it ended up looking like was that I was holding the door open for just her. It didn't help that we were walking back to the same room, at the same pace, along with a pretty thick crowd. But that's not even the worst part.
See, it turns out Gorgeous is friends with a really good friend of mine on my team. A few rounds later, I am walking back to where this friend was hanging out. She was sitting with her back to me, along with some other people. I go up to her and say something along the lines of "Man, nats, I just met the most gorgeous piece of ass I have ever seen at a forensics tournament. I would have hit it all night long, and then some." AT WHICH POINT THE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO HER TURNS AROUND AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW IT IS THE SAME GORGEOUS PIECE OF ASS I WAS JUST REFERRING TO AND AS SHE NOTICES ME I HAVE THIS MOMENT OF PAINFUL RECOGNITION FROM WHICH I HAVE NEVER EMOTIONALLY RECOVERED FROM AND STILL TAKE MEDICATION REGARDING.
p.s. If that is intrigue, she is very cute. Unless the person I'm talking about is actually yubee, in which case I'll proceed to stab my eyes out.
p.s.s. I do not normally talk about women like that, it was more of a joke.
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On April 29 2008 14:38 ahrara_ wrote: p.s. If that is intrigue, she is very cute. Unless the person I'm talking about is actually yubee, in which case I'll proceed to stab my eyes out. lol yeah the asian one is intrigue from when she came to chicago a few years ago
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Good thing you posted that picture because i was getting ready to put it on front page.
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This is similar to Rekrul's story, but, more embarrassing. It was in 9th grade, this really cute chick would sit in front of me in art class and we would talk a lot. Well, one time, I was asleep on the table, done with my project, and the cute art chick called my name out really loud. It startled me and I just let out this huge fart.
My gawd, everyday after that was just a nightmare.
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First off I don't care what year or the size of someone or if they are on crutches or not FIGHT.
Anyways I can only come up with one though I'm sure there is more when I think about it:
Was in my Freshman year in Geography class; normally when the class arrived the other teacher was usually packing up and leaving for another room or break or w/e. On that day she was still sitting at the desk and this woman was very religious with a cross necklace and even a statue in her homeroom, well I took a seat but my pencil fell off the desk and when I tried to reach down the desk came with me I yelled without thinking "God damnit!" the whole class went silent and the teacher made me stand the entire class and I ended up getting ISS for the week.
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What the f?
Was this a religious school? I'd never let any teacher do that shit to me. Most people I know don't even consider GD a cuss phrase.
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During lunch break in grade 10, I had just lost a card game known as pig. The loser must perform a dare. Well, my associates during that game thought it would be funny, that, while the halls were full after school ends, I have to lift up my shirt, run down the hall, rub my nipples and yell "I'm a queer" as loud as I could.
I complied, and just so happened to almost ram right into my civics teacher.
Did I mention I was fat?
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Korea (South)11557 Posts
rofl
i used to have REALLY bushy afro-like hair in 9th grade, to the point it was like the dude in this cartoon
anyway, i was the type of person who would avoid almost everyone because of feelings of being a self-failure etc... i was a depressed little kid. Anyway, in a computer information class, which is just learning how to type on a keyboard type of class, a friend of mine were talking to eachother and just joking around. It was apparently black history month (february) and I was asking my black teacher, if an asian american was living in America during the segegration years, would the asians be with the blacks or the whites.
When she said she didn't know, I was retarded and stupid as shit to continue and say, "like, I mean... Asians are really smart and all, so they must be smarter" jokingly, because of the stereo-type of asians being really smart and shit.
My teacher took it the wrong way and went on a 20 minute lecture about smart black people and the whole class was silent making me look like a racist.
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Rekrul: One time in study hall I was half-sleeping with my arms crossed and head on my desk and legs spread open and a huge fart randomly ripped out of my ass. To add to the embarassment in my general vicinity this big fat black girl started shouting "OH MY GOD HE FARTED OH MY GOD HE FARTED DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?"
black ppl can be so so obnoxious and tactless... but i guess it comes together with the boldness and outgoing-ness
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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oh yeah so i was talking to two of my friends, and i dont remember what, but we have an indoor hallway right next to the main office. right when an administrator walks by, i say pretty loudly "no, it means eating someone out" and get a really fucking awkward glance. i dont remember the context.
oh penis game too. ohh the penis game. the walls are fucking thin =(
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Oh, I remember sophomore year in World History our teacher asks us what our choice of job would be when we grew up. She was pointing out different people and asking them and she then came to me. I was talking to my friend and I was like "the job I want is a blow job!" Thing is, I said that really loud and the class got quiet because she called on someone, so, when I said that, it was REALLY loud.
Once I realized what the fuck was going on, it hit me. This carried along till the end of the year XD
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God I love this thread. More, people! MORE!!
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I Lol'd at some.
Well, its probably not the most embarassing moment of my highschool life but just one I remember. It was 6 or 7th period home ec and I was tired as fuck from the night before- drinking and driving around with buddies all night. The teacher was absent and there wasn't any sub so it was just basically study hall. Some were talking, some were napping. I, of course, napped. I had a brief dream during my nap.. in it I was at some gathering and I had to take a leak pretty bad so I went to the bathroom (in the dream), unzipped and for some reason I just couldn't "go". Thinking its just a dream and not real I finally started to let go a little bit and then I oddly felt warm even though I pissed perfectly into the toilet bowl. That's when I jumped up, upon recognizing that I really had pissed myself. I got up and speed walked out covering my crotch but others could still see wet spots below my ass. Good thing the locker room was close by so I just changed into my shorts an freeballed for the rest of the day.
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In 12th grade I was in this sports gym class. We spent several of these days on field trips. On one such occasion we went to a swimming pool. Well, there was this girl I liked in the class and before we got in the pool we were chilling in the hot tub. I ended up getting a huge boner and at this point the class had to line up and talk about pool safety outside of the pool. It was impossible to hide the fact that I had a boner so I jumped in the pool and took a scolding instead of standing there like that. To this day I don't know if anyone saw, but it was quite the experience.
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Most embarrassing moments for me are just when I try to open a door the wrong way near an attractive girl... I still do it and I'm in University now; and I've never seen anyone else do it in my life TT
Other than that, I'm pretty much clean when it comes to high school. Outside of high school is another story howeveerrrr.
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