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I am now in my senior year and I need a date to the prom.
My parents made it very clear that they are going to make me go to the prom no matter what, because they did not and they highly regret it. So, this is serious business. I'm not getting off the hook by complaining like a stupid bitch.
But here is my problem! No one wants to go with me that I find attractable. To be honest, the only people that actually consider going with me are the mentally handicapped retards or the black girl who gets mad because I won't hug her. And I'm not beautiful, I have some acne, and I'm just dopey. Not assertive, not sociable. Not the kind of guy girls would be thrilled to take to the dance.
I talked with my school and it turns out that you can actually take outside people to the prom! Now if you live in Pennsylvania or want to take a ride to Pennsylvania around Reading I would love for someone to take me.
My school administration applies some rules though: Cannot be over 21. Will be given a breathalyzer test upon entry of Prom.
So if you want to take me, please don't get drunk. And don't be over 21. I'm really depending on a sweet guy to just make this night easy for me. Don't worry, I don't slow dance, and we don't have to have sex afterwords. The only problem we may encounter is being called homos and the like.
PM me for more information but Prom is a while away, but I want to secure a date early. I'll take multiple applications and keep you guys updated to when the Prom will be (probably sometime next Year) and give you the location and such.
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No I just need someone to go with.
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Tell your parents they can't live their lives through you. I never went to prom and I have zero regrets, doubt that will change. I'm sure there's plenty of people in the same boat.
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On August 28 2008 05:23 zer0das wrote: Tell your parents they can't live their lives through you. I never went to prom and I have zero regrets, doubt that will change. I'm sure there's plenty of people in the same boat.
LOL I actually went to the prom and I regret it! xD Biggest waste of time in my life ;p
ahh why does faust always have the best blogs? ;]
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I didn't go to prom well because my date dumped me a week before signups ended lol.
Whatever dude But why the fuck would you even ask here or a guy?
Maybe ask for advice but..lol come on
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"We don't _have_ to have sex afterwards" Somehow I think you are approaching this with the wrong mindset :p Anyways so in the US you got to have a date to the prom? Alot (like 20-30%) of the people in my school went without a date. Oh and just as you know, girls tend to view these kinds of arangments as rather important, meaning girls you find ugly now will probably look good, or even beautiful on the night in question. Besides if you aren't usually sociable you will probably find it exiting just to go with a girl as friends and in that case it doesn't really matter if you find her attractive or not does it?
And the obligatory TL cynic comment: You are more likely to get an ugly girl in bed and when the lights are out ~~
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Why teamliquid? Why of all forums a worldwide starcraft forum?
I'm sure you can do better elsewhere.
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Your asking HERE, somebody from HERE, to goto prom with you? You DO know that this site is 99% male.?
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Sweden1225 Posts
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Looking for a girl on an e-sport website, good luck with that. W/o photo your chances are obsolete anyways.
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Guys, obviously she's a girl. Duh
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Calgary25938 Posts
I just read the whole thing lol.
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He's not looking for a girl ~~ He's looking for a fun guy with the same interests as him (brood war) to go with as a friend.
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School sponsored dances suck ass, they play terrible music. But its still tremendously fun if you can get girl who knows how to dance properly. So if your dateless its going to suck lol.
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the fact that you are posting this on TL.net is testament to why you can't get a date. you shouldn't have your social life rely on an internet gaming forum. there's a fine line between just having fun playing a game and meeting people online and just plain being a loser, and you are borderline loser. since senior year is just starting for you... there is time to right the wrongs in your social life. instead of hanging around TL.net , I'd go out and fix them
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United States24342 Posts
Do not do not do not go just because your parents are mandating it. If you have any interest in going, and having a date is the only problem, then by all means try to work something out. But I'm another of those people who didn't go and don't regret it.
On August 28 2008 05:39 Folca wrote: You Fail I think you missed the point.
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well fake a date, if you parents care so much and go somewhere else
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On August 28 2008 05:41 Texas wrote: fag
In combination with your name - LOL
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Wait Xeris, weren't you the one asking between going to a random LAN and taking the LSAT? Seems kinda random coming from you, especially since you're the manager of a team (and you don't do it for the money). I have absolutely no problem.
As for the thread, interesting. Really, I love teamliquid
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If you rly want to go, then you should explore the option of getting a hooker to go with you
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I remember prom. We ended up renting a cheap ass hotel room and watching classy yet really weird(it has dummies and dolls?) british porn at 3AM. I guess it was sorta fun.
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Your parents are making you go? Seriously dude, that makes you sound like a really big loser. Man up and tell your parents no. wtf? I just cant believe this after reading it. Get some balls dude. If you dont want to go then dont go. Simple as that.
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about the sex I hope it was a joke but wtf with this" "I'm really depending on a sweet guy to just make this night easy for me"
Why you want a "sweet" guy. Are you a girl or guy? And if your a guy don't you have any friends?
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Never went to prom myself - hell, I didn't even go to highschool. Do I regret it? HELL NO! If you don't wanna go, don't go!
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dont you have any sisters or brothers or cousins or something you could ask?
im under 21 and i dont drink, but unfortunately im from a different country
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Be glad you didn't have to study 24/7 instead of going to prom.
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And if you can't find someone just don't go. Don't let your parents run your life.
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On August 28 2008 05:33 il0seonpurpose wrote: Guys, obviously she's a girl. Duh "Im not the kind of guy girls would be thrilled to take to the dance."
nop
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Aren't you the same guy who thought he was a hardass for smoking and drinking
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he also said the problems he might occur is being called a homo
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Wait are you actually asking someone here to go with you, loooooooooooooool.
"Hey guys check out my date, we met through a starcraft site. Isn't he adorable?"
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you're looking for a date this far in advance?!
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Guys it's obvious he has no sexual interest in his prom partner. The way he sees it is that if he gets a date it might as well be someone he can BO5 with afterwards so he can actually have fun.
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This guy is a total badass
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On August 28 2008 06:23 Kletus wrote: Guys it's obvious he has no sexual interest in his prom partner. The way he sees it is that if he gets a date it might as well be someone he can BO5 with afterwards so he can actually have fun. lol -_- ipscan plz i think they are the same person
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fucking attention whore. how do you feel getting all this attention from guys??
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United Arab Emirates5090 Posts
not sure if youre a girl or a guy. you dont really make much sense
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Best blog ever. If I lived near there, I'd probably go with you, lol
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Count me in!
I'm 21 though
You'll have to fly me from cali
and I will be drunk
Afterwards we can BO99 with the victor of each game taking a shot until someone passes out (don't touch me if i win please)
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THis is the same guy who wrote about his mom (12th grade) and a boy ( 9th or 10th grade) having a teen-fling???
If so, i find it kind of funny xD
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Wait wait wait..
Why won't you hug the black girl?
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On August 28 2008 05:44 Hitokiri wrote:Wait Xeris, weren't you the one asking between going to a random LAN and taking the LSAT? Seems kinda random coming from you, especially since you're the manager of a team (and you don't do it for the money). I have absolutely no problem. As for the thread, interesting. Really, I love teamliquid
WCG USA finals isnt a random LAN. what does me being a manager of a team have anything to do with anything? lol.
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But you have had a cig and a beer, being as cool as you are you should easily be able to find someone.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I REALLY don't understand asking TL.net for a prom date. Did you think someone here happened to live near you and was a girl? Or cared enough to set-up a random dude with some girl they know for a prom? The circumstances you needed for this to be a success are astronomically improbable.. I cannot fathom what you thought would happen here -.-
holy fuck
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just hug the black girl u damn racists
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Netherlands6142 Posts
Oh lol, gonna leave this window open so I'm reminded to F5 it tomorrow XD
Also, dude, really?
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On August 28 2008 06:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote: I REALLY don't understand asking TL.net for a prom date. Did you think someone here happened to live near you and was a girl? Or cared enough to set-up a random dude with some girl they know for a prom? The circumstances you needed for this to be a success are astronomically improbable.. I cannot fathom what you thought would happen here -.-
holy fuck Did you not read his post? He isnt looking for a girl. He is looking for a sweet guy that may or may not want to have sex with him afterwards and doesnt mind being called a homo by everyone at the prom.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
oh fuck
I'm confused cause at first he described girls not wanting him then he later asks for a guy that he wont have sex with/slow dance..
I had no idea his post got better towards the end. Well fuck.
Still insane but now it's a bit more hilarious.
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This thread is so fantastically awesome that i find myself at a loss of words.
I would TOTALLY show up there with you and would love to slowdance if it meant getting into a fight with some boozed up jocks in the defense of your freedom to choose a date.
Seriously, i'm not even gay but after watching some 'bunnys & cats can't be together' flash anime linked in general - i'd totally be there for ya. You should post this on a gay-rights site, you're gonna get a date right away i'm sure.
All i've got to say really is 'good for you'! I have no idea how you feel but i'm not gonna say we're from different planets - 'cause we all live on the same planet and that's what so awesome, co-existence!
Hope you have a spectacular prom! Just make the best out of it!
<333333
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wow
this thread is amazing
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but rly , it's the beginning of the year, assert yourself, casually though, no one likes a freaky guy ; and make some friends if you want to reduce your acne ; talk to a dermatologist and make an APPT , etc, buy some benzoyl peroxide.. no more than 10% ( very strong ) and roughly 2-5 % is fine get contacts.. do yourself with some wax or something ; just FEEL comfortable; you'll make friends a lot easier that way
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btw i just read the prom is in 1 YEAR? cmon man you sound desesperate here, if its in 1 year go out and you will have no problem finding a girl
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I live in PA, are you going to take me out to dinner and all that jazz? =D
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ROFL Faust, i hope this isn't how you act in school... xD!
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real men can get any guy/girl they want which should be no problem for you lol after that other blog
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CA10824 Posts
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Like i said, total badass. he will get like 6 chicks at once and FUCK THEM ALL. at once
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On August 28 2008 06:42 SonuvBob wrote:Wait wait wait.. Why won't you hug the black girl?
He's not down with the swirl =/
After reading a few of the OP's blogs, I have come to the conclusion that he needs to go outside more and have some self-confidence when it comes to socializing with others. You have a lot of time to get a prom date, don't worry.
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United States10774 Posts
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I read some of this guy's other blogs and have come to the conclusion he is totally bullshitting everyone. That story of the first time he took a shot is obviously fake. I am betting this is too.
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I didn't go to prom, went 5-0 on ICCUP, then went out and partied at 2AM with the people that went to prom. obviously the better choice \
EDIT: Going 5-0 on ICCUP is a miracle for me
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uh, are u a girl or a boy.... uh nvm, i finished readling the last line and I now know that your a guy, but going to the prom with another guy is a no-no anywhere, except in gay places. can't you go by yourself, or a group of friends, thats better.
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If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.
EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL.
EDIT 2: It will be like 200 dollars total, I guess I am willing to pay for some of it. I just want a reason to get the fuck out of here for a bit hahahaha.
EDIT 3: Oh shit next year... Maybe I won't be able to but I don't know lol.
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On August 28 2008 09:41 fanatacist wrote: If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.
EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL. Those are the scary ones O_o
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On August 28 2008 09:48 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 09:41 fanatacist wrote: If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.
EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL. Those are the scary ones O_o Well I mean she wanted to go with me but I moved ):
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On August 28 2008 09:49 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 09:48 Grobyc wrote:On August 28 2008 09:41 fanatacist wrote: If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.
EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL. Those are the scary ones O_o Well I mean she wanted to go with me but I moved ): ooh, i find myself around too many obsessive girls, so i kinda figured thats what u meant
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This thread is really funny, but i can't believe that its true, orrrr you might be the biggest loser in the entire planet.
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faust i went stat
and so can you
in other news why don't you ask the lead singer of that band, what is it
oh wait isn't she 40
oopth
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Finding a date for the prom is ez-er than 4pool lololol gg no re.
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Faust, I'll go with you... <3333333 SayaSP will probably cum too. Btw, hug the black girl. I live in a totally white town and there's like 3 black people at my entire school but everyone loves 'em. ;D
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Uhh yeah get off of tl.net and make some friends
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Dude just go to the prom by yourself. It's still loads of fun. That's what I did and some girl asked me if I wanted to go with her on the day of the prom. Who knows, maybe it'll happen for you too. Just look available.
I don't get why you'd rather go with a complete stranger GUY from the tl.net rather than any of the girls in your school... be it black or stupid.
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So are you a straight guy, a gay guy, a straight girl pretending to be a guy, or a gay girl who likes to pretend she is a guy????? Your post is confusing :-O
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On August 28 2008 10:56 Superiorwolf wrote: Btw, hug the black girl. I live in a totally white town and there's like 3 black people at my entire school but everyone loves 'em. ;D "Marvin! Hey buddy how you doin!!!! :D :D :D"
I would hate to be that nig
oh shit: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e279a87574
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United States10774 Posts
On August 28 2008 11:14 Insane Lane wrote: Dude just go to the prom by yourself. It's still loads of fun. That's what I did and some girl asked me if I wanted to go with her on the day of the prom. Who knows, maybe it'll happen for you too. Just look available.
I don't get why you'd rather go with a complete stranger GUY from the tl.net rather than any of the girls in your school... be it black or stupid. I don't think stagging to prom is a good idea... Unlike homecoming and other dances nearly EVERYONE has dates so it will be difficult to find a girl to dance with
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On August 28 2008 11:30 EtherealDeath wrote: So are you a straight guy, a gay guy, a straight girl pretending to be a guy, or a gay girl who likes to pretend she is a guy????? Your post is confusing :-O What do you think...? All I can say is that I love Faust and Faust loves me... and so does SayaSP! <3 you all guys
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Just take the black girl. She obviously wants you.
Oh wait, is she fat or something?
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On August 28 2008 11:53 OneOther wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 11:14 Insane Lane wrote: Dude just go to the prom by yourself. It's still loads of fun. That's what I did and some girl asked me if I wanted to go with her on the day of the prom. Who knows, maybe it'll happen for you too. Just look available.
I don't get why you'd rather go with a complete stranger GUY from the tl.net rather than any of the girls in your school... be it black or stupid. I don't think stagging to prom is a good idea... Unlike homecoming and other dances nearly EVERYONE has dates so it will be difficult to find a girl to dance with
I mean it wouldn't be THAT terrible. A couple of my friends in my group didn't have dates. Obviously the vast majority have dates but you can still go stag and not be ridiculed TOO much.
edit: i would so do this if i lived remotely close I love awkward moments. And i would hope someone calls me a fag so i can fight them. Not to mention i would love to pick up a girl with the line "So i came here with a guy. That i don't know. That i met on a starcraft forum. Wanna dance?"
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there's still the whole school year to try and get a better girl
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why won't you go with one of the "mentally handicapped retards"?
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ya i dunno why either, faust is kind of mentally handicapped too, i mean there were 2 little boys in our vent yesterday and he goes in and is like 'wassup ladies' lmao... completely oblivious hahaha... faust <3
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This thread DELIVERS. I mean, you start off with a standard, TL-please-save-my-love-life, blog, and those are always at least semi-interesting. But then you add gender confusion (seriously, are you a girl or a guy? normally it wouldn't matter, but in this case it really does), racism ("only retards and a black girl will date me"), and the sheer hopelessness of trying to find a prom date here, for fucking Reading, Pennsylvania, and prom is like what? 9 months away? Haha I love it. OP, Please let us know how this turns out.
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don't insult faust, how can you not tell his gender. it's fairly obvious.
he'll beat you up
BEAT YOU UP
IT'S FAIRLY OBVIOUS, IMHO.
altho on ventrilo his voice can pass for either a manly woman or a womanly man.
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Austin10831 Posts
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may the force be with you
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On August 28 2008 15:44 OverTheUnder wrote: may the force be with you Always
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.
Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.
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Going alone really isn't too bad. Here's a little success story for you:
I lacked the confidence to ask anyone to the prom so I planned to go alone. A few friends of mine were going together in a limo with their dates and such but one of them said he changed his mind and was going in another limo so I could take his spot. So I thought things were looking up until about a week or two before prom he changes his mind again and I got the boot from the limo. So prom ticket already in hand I decided I'd go anyway as it's something I felt I'd regret.
Fast forward to prom night. I was getting dropped off by my parents, so I was feeling pretty shitty. So my parents pull up in their minivan which they thankfully had the good sense to park well out of sight of the prom location so I didn't have to be seen like this. I walked up to the place past everyone else's limos alone. Yeah, shitty.
So I'm wandering around the prom being a bit of a shutterbug since I was feeling sentimental and I was planning to put them on a website I put together for my senior class later. Somehow, 2 stunningly beautiful girls I knew in passing offered to dance with me. Not at the same time of course. The class VP got on the mic and explained to everyone about the website I put together for the class and I got a standing applause. As the night comes to a close, a third girl (also beautiful, also know in passing) invites me to come into their limo to get driven back home.
In summary, went to prom alone in a minivan with my parents. Left the prom having my first dance and my second of my life, both with beautiful women, a standing applause from my whole grade, and going home in a limo. This quiet socially inept nerd couldn't have asked for more or had been happier.
So yeah, go to the prom. Don't worry about a date, just have fun. Provided your whole grade doesn't hate you, maybe even go around taking pictures. At least gives you a reason to approach and talk to people. Also, remember that you probably won't see 99% of these people ever again in your life. It's been 6 years since my prom and I think I've seen 5-10 people, and most of those were intentional.
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I have faith in the power of kennigit
srsly
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On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.
Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.
It took you 8 months to get decaf laid? what did he do wrong?
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On August 29 2008 10:45 BloodyC0bbler wrote:Show nested quote +On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.
Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.
It took you 8 months to get decaf laid? what did he do wrong?
fuck you it only took 1 month to get laid after i asked her out
w/e listen to kennigit he's been right so far in like 99 out of 100 instances. fuck im drunk gimg oing to sleep. fuck i should've banged that girl in fucking october but i didn't because i didn't have the balls to pull the trigger. Go for it wheeeeee
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you may be the biggest loser ever. you are definitely worst than my junior classmates. at least they dont post online for starcraft butt buddies to go with. no, they go with their cousin or sister at the very worst. you just... just gtfo. or suicide.
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Don't worry Faust, I'll be your date.
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While I find this thread super entertaining, its also a little depressing that you feel like your best chance at getting a date for prom is asking a website of guys 9 months in advance. You can definitely do better than this. Won't bother giving advice since kennigit has your back.
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faust stop abusing your right hand
it wasn't meant to be used in that way
WTF FAUST I SAID STOP
CLEARLY IT DOESNT WANT IT ANYMORE
Kennigit will help you out lawl. Besides a lot of girls are into it for the novelty
lololololololololololololol
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On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.
Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.
I came to the rescue, shut up. You just want to be a faux-Mystery and start your own reality TV show. Fuck, that's a good idea.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's all good faust i'll hook you up with Michelle, tennis's sister, or one of the random hillbillys in my school.
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Belgium6733 Posts
lol not sure what to believe anymore
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lol just saw this, epic thread. Where do you live Faust? If Kennigit hasn'f fixed you up by then, and you haven't an hero'd yet I'll go, just for the lulz. I didn't go to my prom because I thought it was the stupidest thing ever and was way too expensive. Not to mention I didn't have a single girl in mind.
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On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.
Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.
FAUST FIGHTING!!1
I vote that Kennigit be given an icon of the following picture should Faust score in his upcoming prom:
EDIT: I think this image would be more appropriate
+ Show Spoiler + Sorry Kennigit, this was the only shot of your face I could find on the internetz ^^;
GODSPEED!
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On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.
Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.
The legendary thread pic came too early.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On September 05 2008 20:47 ecONI wrote:Show nested quote +On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.
Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.
FAUST FIGHTING!!1 I vote that Kennigit be given an icon of the following picture should Faust score in his upcoming prom: EDIT: I think this image would be more appropriate + Show Spoiler + Sorry Kennigit, this was the only shot of your face I could find on the internetz ^^; GODSPEED! ahahahahahah going in my profile
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I don't know what to say to Faust. This is beyond gay. Just go out with an ugly girl or the black chick.
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I actually decided that I'm gonna tell my parents I'll go (they won't take no for an answer anyways) and when they drop me off I'll just hang outside until it is over.
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That's a terrible idea. You need to go to the prom if you have a date or not. It's about having fun and you just sound like a wuss.
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