If you don't know what this title means, its something you say after somebody says something that sounds sexual but not on purpose. For example, a teacher said something like "I don't know how to put this in" referring to putting a usb in a computer and a student said "That's what she said." I doubt people say this outside of America but I'm not sure. Anyway, the purpose of this blog was for all of you to share your "That's what she said" jokes. There are lots of times when I could have said it but I'm not a very outgoing person in school.
Here's a good one I heard in school. During AP Lang and Comp, a kid was sleeping so the teacher got out a spray and sprayed it to wake him up. The student got up and said "It's all over my face" and another guy said TWSS (a new acronym for thats what she said)
Our Warhammer group was packing up after game night. This guy's girlfriend (who also plays) was missing her tape measure because someone borrowed it. She asked one guy if he had borrowed it. He asked if the one he was holding was hers.
We were in chem class in 11th grade. We were doing some lab, and it involved putting something in a beaker, and then taking it out to check it (or something like that). One of my friends kept messing around by putting it in the beaker, then taking it immediately out. Well, his partner was like "damnit, if you're going to put it in for 2 seconds, then why put it in at all!?"
On January 21 2009 07:29 micronesia wrote: Er did this joke just make its way to you now?...
I've heard it a few times before, but I don't understand what it means
Ah well you have an excuse. When someone says something that sounds sexual you say 'that's what she says' therefore implying that their mother said that dirty thing to you.
my housemate would do this constantly during the past summer and at first it annoyed me but then it grew on me after so many instances where TWSS made absolutely NO sense in any context.
like, if it were "i didn't come late, you just came early" and TWSS, yes it makes sense
but if it was like, "wow the rendering of water in RA3 looks more real than real water" and TWSS, and we'd just look at each other like, wtf that makes no sense, then start laughing
hope you aren't missing out on adding "in bed" after fortunes
On January 21 2009 07:52 Not_Computer wrote: my housemate would do this constantly during the past summer and at first it annoyed me but then it grew on me after so many instances where TWSS made absolutely NO sense in any context.
like, if it were "oh man, sorry i came late" and TWSS, yes it makes sense
but if it was like, "wow the rendering of water in RA3 looks more real than real water" and TWSS, and we'd just look at each other like, wtf that makes no sense, then start laughing
btw, hope you aren't missing out on adding "in bed" after fortunes
Yeah I had a bit of that with my roommate of a few years ago....
Although it should wear off (the no-sense version) after a few weeks...
Me and some buddies were chilling at a restaurant and we were discussing a movie, I think 21 if I remember right. But anyways, one of my friends hadn't seen it and wanted to know about it so I told him some of the key points of the story. Then another one of my friends, after I discussed the peak of the story said.
"That was the worst climax ever."
I couldn't resist the obviousness and said "That's what she said."
On January 21 2009 11:00 daz wrote: did he actually just spell out the acronym TWSS instead of saying "thats what she said" ? cuz if so what a lame fucking nerd