On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: kuja pushes to the front and says "fakesteve, to be blunt it's doubtful at most that you wrote that post" fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"
On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: kuja pushes to the front and says "fakesteve, to be blunt it's doubtful at most that you wrote that post" fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"
On March 27 2009 13:40 SayaSP wrote: What the fuck is that YPang lol
I started with the line fakesteve is a hoe, and then tried to rhyme it as best to my abilties... and i seem to be pretty good... if u dont take the meaning literally...
There once was a man from Brighton Who said to his girl "You're a tight one." She said "Bless my soul, you're in the wrong hole. There's plenty of room in the right one."
On March 27 2009 13:57 candlejackisgonn wrote: There once was a man from Brighton Who said to his girl "You're a tight one." She said "Bless my soul, you're in the wrong hole. There's plenty of room in the right one."
A limerick has five lines We've said this how many times? You're doing it wrong Too short or too long Also, you guys just can't rhyme.
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote: Limerick Battle!
Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme, But his poems just aren't fine. He cries out for Sea To go past 16 But such thought is just a crime
too bad your rhymes are all lame it's quite clear that you suck at this game your rhymes are all slant - like a weak sycophant, your stupidness puts you to shame
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote: Limerick Battle!
Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme, But his poems just aren't fine. He cries out for Sea To go past 16 But such thought is just a crime
too bad your rhymes are all lame it's quite clear that you suck at this game your rhymes are all slant - like a weak sycophant, your stupidness puts you to shame
...no offense...
Nah this blog was offensive since caller, thinking he's a battler, came out and did his things calling out all the chicken wings but he aint no baller.
A locksmith everyone called Dim Tim Stuck his skeleton key into trim Kim; When she outgrew her frock, His future seem locked, Til he opened 'er up with a slim jim.
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote: Limerick Battle!
Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme, But his poems just aren't fine. He cries out for Sea To go past 16 But such thought is just a crime
too bad your rhymes are all lame it's quite clear that you suck at this game your rhymes are all slant - like a weak sycophant, your stupidness puts you to shame
...no offense...
I can outdo any of you noobs at this rap game All of you cry so much it's just the same While I'm busy making it rain You guys are in the shower taking the pain I'm rolling down the windows picking up tang You be at home jerkin' your wang It's clear from this that I am the best Don't need to hear the cries from the rest Just like I 2gate as Protoss All the time cause I'm the Boss Y'all better listen to my rule Else I'm gonna 5 pool And we gonna take it to the max In the middle 4 8 rax Then we SK Terran Cause I am the Man And play Pokemon You got a problem with that, son?
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote: Limerick Battle!
Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme, But his poems just aren't fine. He cries out for Sea To go past 16 But such thought is just a crime
too bad your rhymes are all lame it's quite clear that you suck at this game your rhymes are all slant - like a weak sycophant, your stupidness puts you to shame
...no offense...
I can outdo any of you noobs at this rap game All of you cry so much it's just the same While I'm busy making it rain You guys are in the shower taking the pain I'm rolling down the windows picking up tang You be at home jerkin' your wang It's clear from this that I am the best Don't need to hear the cries from the rest Just like I 2gate as Protoss All the time cause I'm the Boss Y'all better listen to my rule Else I'm gonna 5 pool And we gonna take it to the max In the middle 4 8 rax Then we SK Terran Cause I am the Man And play Pokemon You got a problem with that, son?
My McRhymes are the best and you know it, Best respect the way that I flow it. You may make us laugh, But stick to your craft: Find a nice shaft and go blow it.
All your rhymes fill me with disgust, So flat-chested, lacking in bust. My tits are so huge, I can lick my own boobs! Not sure if I should but I must...
On March 27 2009 15:03 d.arkive wrote: LR and Tuna's forbidden love
Though vaginas are typically favored, Last Romantic has often savored When the Spirit is willing, It truly is thrilling: A cock that comes Tuna-flavored!
There once was a man named Collopy whose knowledge of firearms was sloppy He thought it'd be fun to show off with his gun and now his brains are all splattered and gloppy
A toss would extend the work of Nalra This Bisu was destined to be the bonjwa He invented,and raped Then lost to a teammate That wasn't much of a Golden Era!
For Fart God and Crotchmaster - Steve, please continue this
Gods are fickle and two-faced as Janus. Any slight will be taken as heinous; All their goodwill is spent. Flouting Nature's intent, On the battlefield Crotch faces Anus.
On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: kuja pushes to the front and says "fakesteve, to be blunt it's doubtful at most that you wrote that post" fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"
shit don't scan
I said 'Fakesteve look that don't scan' Fakesteve looked again with chagrin, He saw I was right, He gave up the fight, And gave little me a temp ban
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
There once was a mod from TL Who made all our lives living hell If we make a stand, He'll laugh, then press BAN from the cave where he happens to dwell
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
This is funny because I'm actually reading this book on poetry right now. I haven't reached the chapter on meters yet and I didn't realize limericks also "had" one!
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
This is funny because I'm actually reading this book on poetry right now. I haven't reached the chapter on meters yet and I didn't realize limericks also "had" one!
I think the meter is more flexible than the one that Locke posted, but a lot of the limericks that have surfaced haven't had anything that could even remotely be called a meter.
On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote: There once was a mod from TL Who made all our lives living hell If we make a stand, He'll laugh, then press BAN from the cave where he happens to dwell
There once was a dude that went, "Whoa." Cuz this nigga spied a fine ho He could have got laid, But didnt want aids He's back to the wife who says, "No."
On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote: There once was a mod from TL Who made all our lives living hell If we make a stand, He'll laugh, then press BAN from the cave where he happens to dwell
There once was a mod named FakeSteve. Bad posters his biggest pet peeve. Still he continues to ban, All part of his plan, "Make it clean by next New Year's Eve."
i think mine at least sort of adhered to the syllable and accent count? so i don't think i butchered it too badly (not as badly as some of the ones i've seen in this thread that's for sure) xD
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
if paper money grew on some trees i would be a category three try to find the magic try to write a classic where the magic is, that's where i'll be
? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
if paper money grew on some trees i would be a category three try to find the magic try to write a classic where the magic is, that's where i'll be
? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'
The uppercase Da's are stressed, meaning more emphasis is put on that word or syllable. For instance: There once was a man on the beach.
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
if paper money grew on some trees i would be a category three try to find the magic try to write a classic where the magic is, that's where i'll be
? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'
The uppercase Da's are stressed, meaning more emphasis is put on that word or syllable. For instance: There once was a man on the beach.
the syllables, what? and 1,2,5? u best not be telling me they rhyme hey fuck this stressed shit i ain't no asian prick i'm done with the wasting of my time
eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not ugh that limerick went differently in my head curse these ... shackles of rules>_>
they should flow in your head :O i'm not even sure how to say that one so it flows, there's something wrong about it, maybe the syllable count? i'm too lazy to figure it out
Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.
if paper money grew on some trees i would be a category three try to find the magic try to write a classic where the magic is, that's where i'll be
? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'
The uppercase Da's are stressed, meaning more emphasis is put on that word or syllable. For instance: There once was a man on the beach.
the syllables, what? and 1,2,5? u best not be telling me they rhyme hey fuck this stressed shit i ain't no asian prick i'm done with the wasting of my time hey, what do u mean, lines one and five don't tell me that they gotta ,damn, rhyme hey fuck this stressed shit ain't being no asian prick i'm done with the wasting of ,shit, time
eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not ugh that limerick went differently in my head curse these ... shackles of rules>_>
On March 28 2009 15:24 HeavOnEarth wrote: oh fuck writing limericks just got 10x harder lool
They're easier than your huge mother Whose stench reeks it up like none other Don't give her a cock She'll suck it ad hoc Then just try to ask for another
On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote: There once was a mod from TL Who made all our lives living hell If we make a stand, He'll laugh, then press BAN from the cave where he happens to dwell
On March 27 2009 20:03 Yaqoob wrote: This is banned in any competitive tournament so I find its pretty stupid and it gives an unfair advantage online.
no it does NOT give you an unfair advantage. you wont suddenly beat bisu because you have superior hotkeys. its unfair the other way arround, because f.e. in the german version you send medics with e instead of a and that fucking sucks to press 1a2a3e my medics often fall behind because of this.
On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote: There once was a mod from TL Who made all our lives living hell If we make a stand, He'll laugh, then press BAN from the cave where he happens to dwell
On March 28 2009 20:50 Klive5ive wrote: Oz think they can four-nil CJ But Sky-High has something to say He gets in the zone and brings it all home "DON'T FUCK WITH ME HMM K?"
On March 28 2009 15:47 HeavOnEarth wrote: the syllables, what? and 1,2,5? u best not be telling me they rhyme hey fuck this stressed shit i ain't no asian prick i'm done with the wasting of my time
eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not ugh that limerick went differently in my head curse these ... shackles of rules>_>
See, if you say that out loud, stressing the words you do is awkward.
When you speak normally, you wouldn't stress "two" in the first line, "they" in the second line, and "my" in the last line. Similarly, the word "asian" is pronounced with emphasis on the first syllable, not the second, so line 4 is messed up.
On March 28 2009 20:50 Klive5ive wrote: Oz think they can four-nil CJ But Sky-High has something to say He gets in the zone and brings it all home "DON'T FUCK WITH ME HMM K?"
You're 2 syllables short on the last line.
FUCK is 2 syllables and there's a pause before HMM.
So it's: 1)DON'T 2,3)FUCK.... 4)WITH 5)ME 6).... 7)HMM 8)K?
On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote: how's fuck 2 syllables?
Start quietly rolling the f.... FFFFFUCK then add a small pause for effect.
wouldn't it be better to just turn the "k" into "ok" as the accent is on the last one anyway so it works out and keep fuck as one syllable (which works out too since it's pretty easy to stress fuck) since it should be more stressed anyway.. stressing f... over fuck sounds weird O_o it's like some parental-controlled limerick
On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote: how's fuck 2 syllables?
Start quietly rolling the f.... FFFFFUCK then add a small pause for effect.
wouldn't it be better to just turn the "k" into "ok" as the accent is on the last one anyway so it works out and keep fuck as one syllable (which works out too since it's pretty easy to stress fuck) since it should be more stressed anyway.. stressing f... over fuck sounds weird O_o it's like some parental-controlled limerick
Hmm it's pretty hard to explain how it should be enunciated over the internet.
Imagine the way Vinnie Jones would say "DON'T FUCK WITH ME" when he's pissed off. The FUCK is really exaggerated, so much so it's 2 syllables long. Then the HMM part of it is meant to be like a deep sound that you can hardly hear. You could skip it out and just have a 2 syllable pause instead. Or just a growl.
EDIT: Haha I know this is a stupid discussion. Just trust me, you can make it fit if you try.
On March 27 2009 15:59 defenestrate wrote: For Fart God and Crotchmaster - Steve, please continue this
Gods are fickle and two-faced as Janus. Any slight will be taken as heinous; All their goodwill is spent. Flouting Nature's intent, On the battlefield Crotch faces Anus.
They struggled four nights and a day With feces and penile swordplay They paused for a second Epiphany beckoned "Hey, doesn't this seem kinda gay?"
Whilst browsing TL on this eve, A pleasant surprise I received. Fresh rhymes in a blog-- Reprieve from this bog-- Five stars you deserve here, FakeSteve!
sAviOr[gm], death of toss, by Bisu was dealt 3-0 loss, but when July ran for food, Maestro took out the lube, and showed that young upstart who's boss.
On March 30 2009 15:03 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: sAviOr[gm], death of toss, by Bisu was dealt 3-0 loss, but when July ran for food, Maestro took out the lube, and showed that young upstart who's boss.
fail, I know :p
The Maestro forever he'll be, But playing against Jae Dong Lee, He'll find he's a newb And put back that lube-- In minutes, he'll type out GG.
This is a bump for great justice Although this rhyme may not suffice Please don't flame me much Or my teddy I'll clutch While I sit here enjoying my bliss.
FakeSteve you are a homeless harlot, You suck more black cocks than a street slut, Don't ask me for money, Just drink my sweet honey, If you are bad I might tear your butt.
On March 30 2009 15:03 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: sAviOr[gm], death of toss, by Bisu was dealt 3-0 loss, but when July ran for food, Maestro took out the lube, and showed that young upstart who's boss.
fail, I know :p
The Maestro forever he'll be, But playing against Jae Dong Lee, He'll find he's a newb And put back that lube-- In minutes, he'll type out GG.
Don't dare disrespect Jae Yoon Ma, The one and only Zerg Bonjwa, Hey, so called Heir Apparent, With fanboys omnipresent, Win two more MSLs, why don't cha?
On March 30 2009 15:36 Grobyc wrote: This is a bump for great justice Although this rhyme may not suffice Please don't flame me much Or my teddy I'll clutch While I sit here enjoying my bliss.
/boredom 5/5 blog
If only 'suffice' rhymed with 'bliss,' I wouldn't be typing this diss. But something like 'ice'-- That would have been nice. With your rhyme, there's something amiss.
On March 30 2009 16:34 thunk wrote: Holy moly, some of you guys are pretty good at limericks.
you give T L too little credit pretty good is not all we merit give us props when they're due or pure hell will ensue and we will have you swimming through shit
On March 30 2009 15:36 Grobyc wrote: This is a bump for great justice Although this rhyme may not suffice Please don't flame me much Or my teddy I'll clutch While I sit here enjoying my bliss.
/boredom 5/5 blog
If only 'suffice' rhymed with 'bliss,' I wouldn't be typing this diss. But something like 'ice'-- That would have been nice. With your rhyme, there's something amiss.
you are cold water on winter's night you are a black belt's tornado kick to a pair of blue balls you are so insecure you think this limerick's about you
i dont understand the stress difference in words u guys are all wizards "zomg lolol it just sounds right" fml
On March 31 2009 05:59 HeavOnEarth wrote: da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
you are cold water on winter's night you are a black belt's tornado kick to a pair of blue balls you are so insecure you think this limerick's about you
i dont understand the stress difference in words u guys are all wizards "zomg lolol it just sounds right" fml
A A B B A
RHYMING SCHEME
COME ON DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIMERICKS?!?!?1/1/.1/.EDFDIJSI
On March 31 2009 05:59 HeavOnEarth wrote: da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-(da) da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
you are cold water on winter's night you are a black belt's tornado kick to a pair of blue balls you are so insecure you think this limerick's about you
i dont understand the stress difference in words u guys are all wizards "zomg lolol it just sounds right" fml
A A B B A
RHYMING SCHEME
COME ON DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIMERICKS?!?!?1/1/.1/.EDFDIJSI
Criticizing people is so easy.
oh right i forgot to rhyme them i was just counting syllables fail
it's hard to fulfill all the rules these limericks give me the blues i write and i curse and get a shit verse this stuff should be taught in our schools
This poem is not really by me in Fact it's from LimerickDB I copy and pasted so as not to waste it relevant to this blog it be:
The limerick's structure somewhat necessitates *eloquent* smut. If you haven't the time to learn meter and rhyme, then don't write them, you ignorant slut.
These limericks are puddles of piss The rhyme and the meter's amiss FakeSteve's are the best but the rest of you pests Are wrong to think you can top this
NOTE: The quality of the limericks has improved a lot since the time of my writing this.
For our last day of poetry class, we get loads of coffee and snacks and food (yay for snack day at college!). But the catch is, I have to have a couple of heroic couplets that I present to class. I'm terrible at poetry. Like, I really can't grasp iambic pantemeter for shit.
iamb = thingy with 2 syllables, first is short, second is long. For example, any two syllable word where the accent's on the second syllable ("above"), or two words where the emphasis goes on the second word ("da fuck?").
pentameter = 5 thingies per line
iambic pentameter = 5 short/long syllable pairs per line
Writing in it is hard as hell. Limericks are way easier. :p
Dronebabo is a man of untold wit, He awes us all whene'er he clicks submit. His posts, though short, are ranked above us all, Concise and to the point: a quote and "lol".
There once was a marine who felt bold "Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told But still crossed the line Got impaled by a spine OMFG lurkerhold
A Terran just couldn't get hard His girl thought (both horny and smart): Since mobile detection Gives him an erection I'll just cite the science vessel's part
There once was a toss called Taek-Yong Who thought he was fighting ZergBong Teched straight dt-sair Got owned by ensnare Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong
Got all-in'd by a P using T He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me The joke is on you I was off-racing, too Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea
On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote: Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them:
There once was a marine who felt bold "Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told But still crossed the line Got impaled by a spine OMFG lurkerhold
A Terran just couldn't get hard His girl thought (both horny and smart): Since mobile detection Gives him an erection I'll just cite the science vessel's part
There once was a toss called Taek-Yong Who thought he was fighting ZergBong Teched straight dt-sair Got owned by ensnare Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong
Got all-in'd by a P using T He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me The joke is on you I was off-racing, too Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea
Oh bravo! These are actually quite good hahaha.
Has Defenestrate made any posts in this thread yet? They're guaranteed to be art if so.
On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote: Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them:
There once was a marine who felt bold "Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told But still crossed the line Got impaled by a spine OMFG lurkerhold
A Terran just couldn't get hard His girl thought (both horny and smart): Since mobile detection Gives him an erection I'll just cite the science vessel's part
There once was a toss called Taek-Yong Who thought he was fighting ZergBong Teched straight dt-sair Got owned by ensnare Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong
Got all-in'd by a P using T He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me The joke is on you I was off-racing, too Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea