An Apology. - Page 5
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On October 31 2011 13:54 jalstar wrote:
Once there was a BW fan named Milkis who never did anything exciting or had any adventures whatsoever. Then one day, he found the ring of power (internet fame). At first he resisted its temptations, but then he found many ways to wield it, he could influence opinions, go to MLGs for free as a translator, meet progamers, and have people follow him on twitter and tumblr. But the other hobbits were beginning to notice he was acting strangely, he was stating his opinions as if they were facts, and not caring who got in his way.
Milkis decided he needed a holiday. A very long holiday. And he didn't expect he should return.
Milkis stood in front of the hobbits, gave a speech, and told them that this was the end. He was going now. And so he put on the ring and disappeared from the hobbits forever, except for TL, his much-loved nephew. He apologized to TL for being very selfish, and hopes that TL will visit him at Rivendell one day.
Quoted for epic truthiness.
Your amazing translated content will be missed