Steve Wilkos
"You scumbag! Did you really think you could get away with a god damn 5 pool?"
Maury Povich
"The results are in... and when it comes to the Terran player Spades... you ARE the hacker!"
Brandon Lee
"Is that vespene gas I smell?"
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SCC-Faust
United States3736 Posts
Steve Wilkos "You scumbag! Did you really think you could get away with a god damn 5 pool?" Maury Povich "The results are in... and when it comes to the Terran player Spades... you ARE the hacker!" Brandon Lee "Is that vespene gas I smell?" | ||
arb
Noobville17915 Posts
"How his goons shoot farther than mine??" *fixing picture* | ||
0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
"Leave Selector alone!!1 He didn't hack!" "I believe that SC and WC can coexist peacefully" | ||
XCetron
5225 Posts
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G5
United States2832 Posts
i got every single one of those fucken amazing rofl <3 nice work maury / simpson / spears crying fan guy were the best rofl "8k in 6 mins. YEEEEEEAH BOOOOOIII" | ||
EGLzGaMeR
United States1867 Posts
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
The Nydus worm isn't a dump truck. You can't just... dump a whole bunch of zerglings in there. It's more like... a series of tubes. A series of tubes, with zerglings, ultralisks, hydralisks, infesters... enormous amounts of zerglings. | ||
MyLostTemple
United States2921 Posts
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
In Korea, first you get the minerals; then you get the battlecruisers, then you get the fangirls Ugh...minerals exceeding 10k...templar drops everywhere. All my marines are dead...my empire...crumbling... I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE MAP YOU FOCKIN' COCK-WITH-ROACHES...THIS GAME ENDS WHEN I SAY IT ENDS...SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE 1 MARINE MINERAL LINE DROP | ||
SCC-Faust
United States3736 Posts
"Tell me, Nony, what good is a shuttle filled with High Templars when you are unable to... storm?" | ||
Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
I'd say a Zergling is about that high... ..I could take one on. Are you DUMB? 5 pool > 4 pool. Now let's be absolutely clear about this. I know exactly where his expansions are. They're in the area around the middle of the map and east, west, south and north somewhat. | ||
Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
OH NOES! The Templars are mating to archons! | ||
iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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NonY
8716 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On August 01 2008 02:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote: AGENT SMITH ONE IS FUCKING GOLD lOOL FCK SORRY NONY >__> but its too awesome | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
George Bush doesn't care about SCV drivers. And then we're going to the main and infest that Command Center. BYAHHHH!!!! | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
I will give them 3 bunker rushes, and they will love me for it | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
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arb
Noobville17915 Posts
THIS IS AIUR | ||
drug_vict1m
844 Posts
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
We shall fight in the natural... We shall fight on the ramp... We shall fight in the depot walls and in the mineral line... We shall fight in the main... we shall never surrender. And, if and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this base or a large part of it were subjugated and infested, then our lifted off buildings will fly beyond the cliff, armed and guarded by the mass battlecruisers, and would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the new main, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old. | ||
fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
and then caller saved it | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
Turtling is Terran power plus the turret whoring of the whole base. | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Python, we shall fight on the cliffs and ramps, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island expo, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the middle ground, we shall fight on the nat expos, we shall fight in the main and in the secondary, we shall fight in the hidden bases; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island expo or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the enemy's vision, armed and guarded by the Terran Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time (or until they quit), the New Main, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old." | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
even the same fuckin' picture xD | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
On August 01 2008 02:34 HamerD wrote: you've got to be kidding me lol. Of all the people we could have picked we chose the same one xD haha but mine is FBH related | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
Magistrate, we have enemy stop lurkers in sector 3-7! It's a TRAP! | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
I need your clothes, your boots, and your mechanics. | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
'God does not play WC3' | ||
micronesia
United States24343 Posts
On August 01 2008 02:48 HamerD wrote: 'God does not play WC3' Hahaha. For those wondering, he was known to say 'God does not play dice with the universe' or something similar when asked about Quantum Mechanics. | ||
NatsuTerran
United States364 Posts
A Reaver drop?? Shit... Baby, that looks like a DILDO. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- What everybody knows, izzat, the counter to FE Terran is that expo triple. I got all da honeys wizza expo triple! | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
A zerg divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this army cannot endure, permanently half air and half ground. I do not expect the army to be dissolved — I do not expect the harass to fail — but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other. | ||
micronesia
United States24343 Posts
"Why do I keep losing vs D- noobs?" | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
You know what this is? This is My New Fuckin' Build Order. Ya know what that means? I'm gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight! My clan, they're all comin' out, they all got the same build order...they're gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight. ~Combat-EX | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
"You maniacs! You put MBS in the beta! Ah, damn you! God...damn you all to hell!" | ||
Chill
Calgary25939 Posts
On August 01 2008 02:58 Caller wrote: You know what this is? This is My New Fuckin' Build Order. Ya know what that means? I'm gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight! My clan, they're all comin' out, they all got the same build order...they're gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight. ~Combat-EX lolol | ||
B1nary
Canada1267 Posts
AHHH!!! PLAGUUUUU!!! PLAAGUUUUUUU!! PLAGUUUUUUUU!!! | ||
EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
Bush! You are the Overmind!, I can still see the creep around this place... | ||
Fr33t
United States1128 Posts
On August 01 2008 03:04 B1nary wrote: AHHH!!! PLAGUUUUU!!! PLAAGUUUUUUU!! PLAGUUUUUUUU!!! ROFL! | ||
QuanticHawk
United States32009 Posts
On August 01 2008 03:01 Chill wrote: Show nested quote + On August 01 2008 02:58 Caller wrote: You know what this is? This is My New Fuckin' Build Order. Ya know what that means? I'm gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight! My clan, they're all comin' out, they all got the same build order...they're gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight. ~Combat-EX lolol hahahahh, this is an awesome thread. | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
give me people | ||
MasterOfChaos
Germany2896 Posts
- Where are the expansions on this map? - Expansions? What where expansions again? + Show Spoiler + Current german minister of justice. - Can you enumerate some different browsers? - Browsers? What are browsers again? But we need to ban "hackertools" | ||
Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
I don't play vs winning records. Goodbye. Thats not micro.. *This* is micro! | ||
Goosey
United States695 Posts
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thoraxe
United States1449 Posts
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Goosey
United States695 Posts
Ladies and gentlemen... I've traveled over half of Python to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new Command Center was coming in at my mineral only and I had to see about it. That CC is now flowing at two thousand minerals and it's generating me an army of 20 marines a minute. I have two others mining and I have sixteen producing at Lost Temple. So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm an macro man you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to mine your mineral patches, maybe one in twenty will be macromen; the rest will be cheesers-men trying to get between you and the macromen-to get some of the minerals that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has 400 minerals, and the worker to construct, he'll maybe known nothing about lategame and he'll have to cheese with a bunker rush, and then you're depending on a contractor that's trying to rush the job through so he can get another contract just as quick as he can. This is the way this works. | ||
Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
On August 01 2008 02:19 HamerD wrote: I will give them 3 bunker rushes, and they will love me for it hahahahahaha | ||
ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On August 01 2008 05:10 Steelflight-Rx wrote: Show nested quote + On August 01 2008 02:19 HamerD wrote: I will give them 3 bunker rushes, and they will love me for it hahahahahaha Wow, I got this one before, but now I really get it. roflllllllll good stuff~ Hold lurker it! | ||
Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
GET TO THA DROPSHIP! | ||
ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
DO I COOK LIKE A BITCH? alternatively Korea dogbabby, do u speak it?^^; | ||
Boblion
France8043 Posts
Omg i still dont know how to make a proper wall ... can we ally end ? -André Maginot | ||
Showtime!
Canada2938 Posts
That made no sense. | ||
0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
"Any man who is under 30 APM, and is not a Protoss, has no skill; and any man who is over 30 APM, and is not a Zerg or Terran, has no brains." + Show Spoiler + Original: Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Sir Winston Churchill ... I don't agree with this though | ||
Ra.Xor.2
United States1784 Posts
Dam that 4 pool feels good. | ||
Ra.Xor.2
United States1784 Posts
He Nuke Rushed the kid? Thats AWESOME BABY. | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
On August 01 2008 05:28 Boblion wrote: Omg i still dont know how to make a proper wall ... can we ally end ? -André Maginot LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this one is fucking GOLD | ||
Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
Hey look, it's a firebat. | ||
Ra.Xor.2
United States1784 Posts
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Kwark is a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits. Original: + Show Spoiler + Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits. Wuthering Heights, the meaning of pain The way that I want you to die Slow push, immensely gay Range that cleanses you of your life Forced in To chokepoints You run Stripped of Your lifes worth (which isn't much, because you play protoss) Protoss mice, for the angel of death Four hundred thousand more supply | ||
Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
On August 01 2008 06:33 HamerD wrote: Wuthering Heights, the meaning of pain The way that I want you to die Slow push, immensely gay Range that cleanses you of your life Forced in To chokepoints You run Stripped of Your lifes worth (which isn't much, because you play protoss) Protoss mice, for the angel of death Four hundred thousand more supply That was beautiful | ||
MidnightGladius
China1214 Posts
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Browder, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely changed obsolete gameplay. That is not the case! WC3 players have taken billions of dollars out of this industry, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of easier UI and hard counters. There are no UI difficulties. There are no hard counters. There are no FPS communities. There are no MMO slaves. There are no third-generation console players. There is no non-RTS player base. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of SC players. Macro players, micro players, melee players, Reavers, Medics, Vessels, Vultures, and Savior. It is the international system of e-Sports which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Browder? You get up on your little flash-based website and howl about balance and innovation. There is no balance. There is no innovation. There is only M&M drops, and DT sneaks, and Vessel clouds, and Vulture raids, Stop-Lurkers, Stacked Mutalisks, and Storm. Those *are* the rules of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their BWChart, statistical decision theorycraft, mass-game solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their cheeses and allins, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of heroes and autominers, Mr. Browder. The world is a college of leagues, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of Pro-gaming. The world is a competition, Mr. Browder. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Browder, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical ladder, for whom all men will work to serve a common timing window, in which all men will hold a keyboard and mouse. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Browder, to preach this evangel. | ||
HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
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anotak
United States1537 Posts
Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big an ultralisk!" [Billy stares blankly] See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was... [Hawkins pauses, then trails off] ... big as an ultralisk. | ||
0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
"What is that?" "That's the liquid remains of a dragoon I killed with my bare hands" "What does it do?" "It turns blue" | ||
Ra.Xor.2
United States1784 Posts
Imagine theres no reavers Its easy if you try No probes massacred No drones died Imagine all the minerals Being used today... Imagine theres no 4 pools It isint hard to do Never getting rushed And no proxies too Imagine all the D players Living Life in Peace You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one Kang Ming is my hero May he again run Imagine no terrans I wonder if you can No Sea to amuse us The demise of man Imagine all the tosses Taking all the world... You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And we'll have some fun + Show Spoiler + i know crappy final line right? | ||
jgad
Canada899 Posts
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h3r1n6
Iceland2039 Posts
Not perfect, but an ode to JF: + Show Spoiler + End of turtle play, crumbling away Reavers my source for your destruction Workers that mine with fear, sudden death is near Leading on your losss construction Attack me you will see gg is all you need you're dedicated to how I'm killing you Go leaving faster obey your Master your cc burns faster obey your Master Master Master of Reavers I'm shooting your guys raping your base and smashing your supply Outmicroed by me, you can't leave your base Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Load unload the way, never you betray game decision becoming clearer Kill monopoly, ritual misery chop your workers on a mirror Attack me you will see gg is all you need you're dedicated to how I'm killing you Go leaving faster obey your Master your cc burns faster obey your Master Master Master of Reavers I'm shooting your guys raping your base and smashing your supply Outmicroed by me, you can't leave your base Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Master, Master, Where's the shuttle that I've been after? Master, Master, You promised only lies Laughter, Laughter, All I hear and see is laughter Laughter, Laughter, laughing at my cries Hell is worth all that, natural habitat just a rhyme without a reason Neverending maze, drift on numbered days now your econ is out of season I will occupy I will help you die I will run over you Now I rule you too Go leaving faster obey your Master your cc burns faster obey your Master Master Master of Reavers I'm shooting your guys raping your base and smashing your supply Outmicroed by me, you can't leave your base Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream Master Master | ||
CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
On August 01 2008 03:04 B1nary wrote: AHHH!!! PLAGUUUUU!!! PLAAGUUUUUUU!! PLAGUUUUUUUU!!! HAHAHHA. this thread is great | ||
Elgar
United States231 Posts
"....what are we doing?" "Making an archon." | ||
Xeris
Iran17695 Posts
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B1nary
Canada1267 Posts
Historical evidence that TvT sucks: Damn, that turtling noob won't gg... guess I'll have to nuke him... - Harry S. Truman | ||
passby20
United States47 Posts
"Nony, he refuses to say gg when he loses. I want to cut his nuts off." "Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist, about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama. "Is his CC burning?" Is Paris burning?" | ||
iakNab
131 Posts
MidnightGladius, thats good job man and fucking stallone and a goon - hahahah wtf that's surprisingly sick humor | ||
Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
power overwhelming | ||
GoShox
United States1834 Posts
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arb
Noobville17915 Posts
I told you,I don't forget range. | ||
SCC-Faust
United States3736 Posts
That is sick. | ||
ShadowDrgn
United States2497 Posts
Anybody tell you that I miss production rounds .. if a coach say I miss production rounds, and ya'll hear it, then that's that. I mean, I might have missed one production round that game, but if somebody say he doesn't keep his minerals under 1000, that could be one missed production round. Out of all the macro done during the game, that's enough. If I can't spare the APM, I can't spare the APM; if I'm microing, I'm microing. Simple as that. I'm supposed to be the team's ace player, and we're in here talking about production rounds. How silly is that? I know I'm supposed to keep my minerals down, I know I'm supposed to keep producing units. I know that, and I'm not shoving it aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important. I do, I honestly do. But we talking about production rounds, man. What are we talking about? Production rounds? When you log onto iccup, you see me play, don't you? You see me give everything I got, right? But we're talking about production rounds right now. Production rounds! It's funny to me too. How the hell can I micro my army when I'm staring at my base? + Show Spoiler + I had to contribute something to this thread. | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at? He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat? Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at? You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that | ||
ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
Shawty had dem medic and marines, Fingers was a blur, Da vessel cloud flyin' in da air, (say it like err) I made a spore, He dropped some more, Terran's a whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore. | ||
Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On August 01 2008 07:53 jgad wrote: holy shit rofl On August 01 2008 15:21 Caller wrote: Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at? He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat? Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at? You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that wow some of these are hilarious | ||
[Fin]Vittu
Canada507 Posts
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
On August 01 2008 06:54 MidnightGladius wrote: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Browder, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely changed obsolete gameplay. That is not the case! WC3 players have taken billions of dollars out of this industry, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of easier UI and hard counters. There are no UI difficulties. There are no hard counters. There are no FPS communities. There are no MMO slaves. There are no third-generation console players. There is no non-RTS player base. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of SC players. Macro players, micro players, melee players, Reavers, Medics, Vessels, Vultures, and Savior. It is the international system of e-Sports which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Browder? You get up on your little flash-based website and howl about balance and innovation. There is no balance. There is no innovation. There is only M&M drops, and DT sneaks, and Vessel clouds, and Vulture raids, Stop-Lurkers, Stacked Mutalisks, and Storm. Those *are* the rules of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their BWChart, statistical decision theorycraft, mass-game solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their cheeses and allins, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of heroes and autominers, Mr. Browder. The world is a college of leagues, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of Pro-gaming. The world is a competition, Mr. Browder. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Browder, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical ladder, for whom all men will work to serve a common timing window, in which all men will hold a keyboard and mouse. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Browder, to preach this evangel. I worship you, and I love that movie. | ||
HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
Owned the thread. | ||
jgad
Canada899 Posts
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NatsuTerran
United States364 Posts
It's just like It's just like A mini Wall. | ||
SCC-Faust
United States3736 Posts
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0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
"My Bnet-Acc is M4xXx1mu$[GladiatorZ], commander of a pro possi clan from East, general of the noob legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, BoxeR. Father to a WoW-addicted son, husband to Infested Kerrigan. And I will have my first win ever, in this life or the next." Original: + Show Spoiler + "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe) in Gladiator (2000) | ||
jgad
Canada899 Posts
On August 01 2008 16:37 [Fin]Vittu wrote: translation please, fo rthe korean impaired! I guess you mean my pic since it's the only one with any korean, lol. Anyway, 초보 = chobo | ||
Goosey
United States695 Posts
On August 01 2008 15:21 Caller wrote: Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at? He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat? Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at? You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I liked this one. | ||
andiCR
Costa Rica2273 Posts
On August 01 2008 12:17 arb wrote: I told you,I don't forget range. rofl hahahhahhah so many good posts | ||
Fen
Australia1848 Posts
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire five scarabs or only four? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a protoss reaver, the most powerful unit in starcraft, and would blow your scv's heads clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? | ||
QuanticHawk
United States32009 Posts
On August 02 2008 00:22 0xDEADBEEF wrote: "My Bnet-Acc is M4xXx1mu$[GladiatorZ], commander of a pro possi clan from East, general of the noob legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, BoxeR. Father to a WoW-addicted son, husband to Infested Kerrigan. And I will have my first win ever, in this life or the next." Original: + Show Spoiler + "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe) in Gladiator (2000) hahahahahaha i'd fucking die if someone came in the game and said this in the coutndown. mods should unblog this and move to general | ||
Boblion
France8043 Posts
Seriously like Hawk said move this thread to general forum please. | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
You take the lurker tech, the story ends, you stay safe and warm in your base and play however you want to play. You take the spire, you fly all around, and I show you how crazy the harassment goes. | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
James T. Kirk: Khan. Khan, you've got five expansions. But you don't have me! You're going to eliminate me, Khan, you're going to have to attack my base. You're going to have to attack my sieged tanks. Khan Noonien Singh: I've done far worse than eliminate you. I've BMed you. And I wish to go on... BMing you. I shall BM you as you BMed me, as you BMed her. Turtled for all eternity, in the center of an empty base. Surrounded by interceptors... Surrounded by interceptors. James T. Kirk: CAAARRRRRIEEEERRRRSSSSS! | ||
BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
I don't recall. | ||
akio123
United States46 Posts
OJ Simpson as Nony "I did not research psionic storm, but if i did this is how i would have used it." Christopher Walken "I gotta have more cow-level" | ||
0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for an answer. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when I found it, I knew I wasn't really skilled like I thought I'd be. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Neo: What is the counter to 4pool? I have 100% losses against it. Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. Original: + Show Spoiler + Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Neo: What is the Matrix? Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. | ||
Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
On August 01 2008 06:54 MidnightGladius wrote: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Browder, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely changed obsolete gameplay. That is not the case! WC3 players have taken billions of dollars out of this industry, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of easier UI and hard counters. There are no UI difficulties. There are no hard counters. There are no FPS communities. There are no MMO slaves. There are no third-generation console players. There is no non-RTS player base. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of SC players. Macro players, micro players, melee players, Reavers, Medics, Vessels, Vultures, and Savior. It is the international system of e-Sports which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Browder? You get up on your little flash-based website and howl about balance and innovation. There is no balance. There is no innovation. There is only M&M drops, and DT sneaks, and Vessel clouds, and Vulture raids, Stop-Lurkers, Stacked Mutalisks, and Storm. Those *are* the rules of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their BWChart, statistical decision theorycraft, mass-game solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their cheeses and allins, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of heroes and autominers, Mr. Browder. The world is a college of leagues, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of Pro-gaming. The world is a competition, Mr. Browder. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Browder, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical ladder, for whom all men will work to serve a common timing window, in which all men will hold a keyboard and mouse. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Browder, to preach this evangel. This deserves so much more credit! I had no idea what the original was so I dug up a YouTube video here and a Transcript here. | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
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Epicfailguy
Norway893 Posts
Oh greetings excecutor...Im gonna have to go aheeeead and ask you to make suuure you take care of those incomming mutas..mkaaay? That would be greaaat. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too..we have some trouble back on aiur that needs to be taken care of... D- noob: Additional pylons?! What the fuck does that mean?!! | ||
fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On August 01 2008 15:21 Caller wrote: Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at? He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat? Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at? You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that holy fuck that is amazing | ||
Raithed
China7077 Posts
On August 01 2008 01:53 SCC-Faust wrote: Agent Smith "Tell me, Nony, what good is a shuttle filled with High Templars when you are unable to... storm?" ROFLMAO omg. <3 | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
please move this to general section sincerely, caller | ||
Raithed
China7077 Posts
On August 02 2008 05:21 0xDEADBEEF wrote: Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for an answer. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when I found it, I knew I wasn't really skilled like I thought I'd be. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Neo: What is the counter to 4pool? I have 100% losses against it. Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. Original: + Show Spoiler + Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Neo: What is the Matrix? Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. holy fuck. LOLLLL!! | ||
Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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Deleted User 31060
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
Dey see me mining Dey hatin Patrol function Dey trying to catch me rapin their probes tryin' to catch me rapin their probes tryin' to catch me rapin their probes tryin' to catch me rapin their probes tryin' to catch me rapin their probes. We're no strangers to TL You read the rules and so did I A carrier icon's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other site I just wanna tell you how I'm sucking Gotta make you understand Never gonna two port wraith Never gonna forget the mound Never gonna run around and go flank you Never gonna mass speedling Never gonna say GG Never gonna 1 hatch lurks and hurt you We've scanned each other for so long Your nats been dry for a while But you're too BM to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me where i'm from Don't tell me you can't check ICCup Never gonna two port wraith Never gonna forget the mound Never gonna run around and go flank you Never gonna mass speedling Never gonna say T_T Never gonna 1 hatch lurks and hurt you (Repeat Chorus) two port wraith, two port wraith two port wraith, two port wraith Never gonna go, Never gonna go, two port wraith Never gonna go, Never gonna go, two port wraith (Last four lines repeat) I just wanna tell you how I'm sucking Gotta make you understand Never gonna two port wraith Never gonna forget the mound Never gonna run around and go flank you Never gonna mass speedling Never gonna say T_T Never gonna 1 hatch lurks and hurt you (repeat twice) | ||
jgad
Canada899 Posts
Do with my minions as you will, Cerebrate. They will serve you unquestioningly. Go and bring swift wrath to all who would oppose Pizza The Hut. | ||
jgad
Canada899 Posts
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0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
"Don't underestimate the 4pool." "Don't be too proud of this FE strategy you've constructed. The ability to macro is insignificant next to the power of the 4pool." "The 4pool is strong with this one." "Use the 4pool, Luke!" | ||
Forst.
95 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + misspelled crappy: | ||
Boblion
France8043 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + go phantom btw ? Pleeeeeeease lets play i beg ! i'm on east | ||
thedeadhaji
39473 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9091 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On August 03 2008 15:41 Jonoman92 wrote: hehe, nice blog caller fixed | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On August 01 2008 01:53 SCC-Faust wrote: Agent Smith "Tell me, Nony, what good is a shuttle filled with High Templars when you are unable to... storm?" god that tsl match was so fucking funny] On August 01 2008 05:15 Steelflight-Rx wrote: GET TO THA DROPSHIP! ;( On August 01 2008 09:28 B1nary wrote: ROFL. Making an archon. Fuuu... Shion.... HAAAA!!!! Historical evidence that TvT sucks: Damn, that turtling noob won't gg... guess I'll have to nuke him... - Harry S. Truman lolz japs got gg'd ------------------( history footnote ) ------------- also the vietnam war confuses me so much; read it up during APUSH(11th grade history AP); got confused , vietnam first created the nationalist (democracy) under ho chi minh.... then opted for independence from france( similar to US , they were very accepting of US, wanted to be just like them they were the cool kids ) a little explanation of course ( my interpretation ) ~they were colonized by france(before WWII) , and during WWII japan took it over( beat out france, in the process ), then japan obviously had to let go ( n00k'd bitches during WWII), vietnam was temporarily free and felt they could establish an indepedent nation, but then france was like, "nu-uh we'll be having none of that" , and they had to go invade them again, and , of course...., US helped france, then vietnam was like omg mean ~~ ( However they still raped the french ) ...Then ( out of disappoint to US ? ) created communist party ( B/c US hates commies. lol. ) in which US was like EW COMMINISTS OMG WE MUST PREVENT SPREAD OF COMMUNISM thats my loose understanding someone explain to me pls ? D: i always had this strange complete disagreement with the north vietnamese + Show Spoiler + j/k total bias, fuck the vietcong ( im vietnamese ) but since i've learned that i somewhat, have a conflict of ideals why DID us support france, why did US support south vietnam -sure france was an ally, but they wanted to oppress the ... "democracy" of north vietnam -sure north vietnam was "communist" , but ho chi minh was helping the people, creating jobs and ending poverty similar to FDR and south vietnam had a corrupt leader, who the US actually assassinated cause he was a corrupt/ horrible leader, and a horrible state of government/ economy and ho chi minh only wanted to help, south vietnam and to unite the two, ( BTW they raped france , and they hosted elections for entire vietnam ; however the other candidate felt he wasnt going to win, B/C ho chi minh was THAT popular , and broke off into south vietnam( which US supported) and thus vietnam war D: | ||
Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
Neo: Morpheous, how do I defend against BB rush ZVT? Morpheous: I can guide you but you must do exactly as I say. Neo: Ok Morpheous: Scout with 9th drone, if you see proxy rax, get pool asap then hatch at main Neo: No, I just want to know how to defend BB rush with 12 hatch. I SAID I go 12 hatch dumb-ass Morpheous: ... | ||
Ecael
United States6703 Posts
HeavOnEarth, you had the events down right, so what's confusing about it? The US's interest is its own national security rather than the welfare of other countries. At that time, that translates to anything that works against the Soviet Union. Castro, the Afghans, whoever. They were allies of convenience, those who shared the same enemy rather than the same goals, just as we had allied with the Soviet Union against the threat that Germany was in the WWII. Now, even with the Vietnamese having a democratic government and being amiable toward the United States, that weights less for the NATO agenda than the support of France. The only position to be taken would be to support the French. There are no ideals in this situation, only the results of cold calculations for what should benefit the nation the most under the assumption that the main enemy is the Soviet Union and all that it stands for. | ||
G5
United States2832 Posts
cant believe no one else commented on that fucken hillarious rofl | ||
Boblion
France8043 Posts
On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote: ~they were colonized by france(before WWII) , and during WWII japan took it over( beat out france, in the process ), Funny anecdocte Japan attacked whereas the Indochine remained loyal to the regime of Vichy ( and Vichy was allied to the nazis ). I was surprised when i learnt it OO. On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote: then japan obviously had to let go ( n00k'd bitches during WWII), vietnam was temporarily free and felt they could establish an indepedent nation, but then france was like, "nu-uh we'll be having none of that" , and they had to go invade them again, and , of course...., US helped france, Well i dont want to look like a stupid colonialist but Indochine belonged to France for 80 years and French government just wanted to take its colonies back. They didnt really had to fight the Japanese because war was over but then Ho chi minh who was still a nobody in 1945 proclaimed the independence and he was helped by Soviet Union + China. US were affraid of possible extension of communism around the world and tried to help French ( mostly supplies ). That looks quite "standart" to me ( it was the Cold war ) On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote: then vietnam was like omg mean ~~ ( However they still raped the french ) ...Then ( out of disappoint to US ? ) created communist party ( B/c US hates commies. lol. ) Vietnamese communits party was found in the 30's On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote: in which US was like EW COMMINISTS OMG WE MUST PREVENT SPREAD OF COMMUNISM It was probably the exact reaction of American generals/ poiliticians ^^ On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote: but since i've learned that i somewhat, have a conflict of ideals why DID us support france, why did US support south vietnam -sure france was an ally, but they wanted to oppress the ... "democracy" of north vietnam - Vietnam wasnt / isnt a democracy - After French defeat of Diên Biên Phu, The Geneva conference created two countries in 1954. On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote: -sure north vietnam was "communist" , but ho chi minh was helping the people, creating jobs and ending poverty similar to FDR and south vietnam had a corrupt leader, who the US actually assassinated cause he was a corrupt/ horrible leader, and a horrible state of government/ economy and ho chi minh only wanted to help, south vietnam and to unite the two, ( BTW they raped france , and they hosted elections for entire vietnam ; however the other candidate felt he wasnt going to win, B/C ho chi minh was THAT popular , and broke off into south vietnam( which US supported) and thus vietnam war South regime was probably worse ( more corrupted people ) but communits killed also a lot of innocent people. Moreover US generals dont care of foreign civilians when they have to settle a containment against communism. Btw you say that Ho Chi Minh was more popular ( which is true ) but the Southern regime had also a lot of supporters that is why many people had to leave Vietanm ( the boat people ) because they knew they would be tortured. according to wiki: Vietnamese boat people Events resulting from the Vietnam War led many people in Cambodia, Laos, and especially Vietnam to become refugees in the late 1970s and 1980s, after the fall of Saigon. In Vietnam, the new communist government sent many people who supported the old government in the South to "re-education camps", and others to "new economic zones." An estimated 1 million people were imprisoned without formal charges or trials.[1] 165,000 people died in the Socialist Republic of Vietnam's re-education camps, according to published academic studies in the United States and Europe.[1] Thousands were abused or tortured: their hands and legs shackled in painful positions for months, their skin slashed by bamboo canes studded with thorns, their veins injected with poisonous chemicals, their spirits broken with stories about relatives being killed.[1] These factors, coupled with poverty, caused hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese to flee the country. In 1979, Vietnam was at war (Sino-Vietnamese War) with the People's Republic of China (PRC), and many ethnic Chinese living in Vietnam, who felt that the government's policies directly targeted them also became "boat people." On the open seas, the boat people had to confront forces of nature, and elude pirates. Communists werent that nice lol. Btw after saying that they raped France two times ( with 3x more losses uh ) you can say that they raped the US too ^_^ | ||
Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
So war is fucked up, killing and torturing happened at BOTH sides. It's war time so shit happened and as far as I know war in anywhere is fucked up like that. But you're talking about ~30 years ago and it's pointless because Vietnam now is different. The next generation just didn't care about the past and move on. So come to Saigon I'll have my friend treat you dinner (i'm not in VN right now). | ||
diggurd
Norway346 Posts
Your mind powers will not work on me boy. There will be no bargain, young D-. I shall enjoy watching you die. | ||
kpcrew
Korea (South)1071 Posts
wtf starcraft players ARE celebrities | ||
Duke
United States1106 Posts
Alright you primitive Zerg players, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. I'm making men with these out of eight barracks. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
eff you US government!( in general ; not the class ;o , taking it this year ) nah the damn hippies lost the war for US , omg peace n lovee ( humps random chair ) | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
The name's Tron, .... + Show Spoiler + Nubtron3000 | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
You see I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse ; either you trade your expansion for mine and we play low-econ, or you can turtle into yours while i go all-in , and risk losing. What do you say? + Show Spoiler + Fold | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
Nada, We have a problem. + Show Spoiler + | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
"Elementary, my dear Watson." "Go ahead, make my day." "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." you guys have fun with those | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
sAviOr. has left the building ... alternatively + Show Spoiler + ( terminator ) "I'll be back." | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
terran can see all with thier imba scanners, but can they see why kids love Cinnamon toast crunch? + Show Spoiler + | ||
Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
On August 04 2008 02:53 HeavOnEarth wrote: terran can see all with thier imba scanners, but can they see why kids love Cinnamon toast crunch? + Show Spoiler + LOL | ||
Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
"I didn't just walk into this bo3 from the mineral fields!" + Show Spoiler + "I didn't just walk into this town from the cotton fields!" - Inspector Todd (Beverly Hills Cop) Whoever got this one without checking the spoiler is a winner. Whoever didn't get this one without checking the spoiler probably didn't laugh so much. =( Sorry. And yes, I am the greatest photoshopper of all time. =0 | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On August 01 2008 05:15 Steelflight-Rx wrote: GET TO THA DROPSHIP! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLFHDJFHAJKAFJfk;dla | ||
Caller
Poland8075 Posts
The inability to build units really is the result of not enough pylons and then not enough psi to build probes to build more pylons to build more pylons to build more probes to build more pylons. In order to preserve the security and continuing, stability, the KPGA Team League, shall be reorganized, as the FIRST… SHINHAN… PROLEAGUE! | ||
ketomai
United States2789 Posts
oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win. | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
this thread must live | ||
Lq_ fAn
Lithuania154 Posts
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MTF
United States1739 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [Beginning] + When questioned once more about the recent birth of the so called 'hybrid race', (artists interpretation here) President Clinton had this to say: "I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that alien." The alleged mother, Sarah 'Queen of Blades' Kerrigan, was unavailable for comment. Meanwhile, a crack squadron has been ordered to track down and terminate the creature. No word yet on their progress, but the United States government assures us that only the very best have been chosen from the specialist group known as "GG.net". + Show Spoiler [Middle] + Dutch: Alright, let's go get this abomination! Dillion: Wait! Dutch...Did we remember to build medics? Dutch: Uhhh...No. But we should be fine without them. I have a feeling this guy is a FMP player. + Show Spoiler [End] + *Glances over shoulder* GG, no re. You noobs, you should have medics when you're going SK! Not to mention the horrible lack of detection - guess you guys forgot to ever build an academy, huh? Ah, well, it doesn't matter. You still would have gotten raped. Ahhh, you know what I just realized, my laughably unskilled fellows? I totally look like a Protoss with this mask on. Perhaps I will travel to Aiur, where I may finally find acceptance and then...just maybe...peace. | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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MTF
United States1739 Posts
On August 08 2008 06:10 HeavOnEarth wrote: ahh poor bill Clinton great president he was; only to be mocked about something completely irrelevant to the job issue I generally agree, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity. :p | ||
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