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Ok, I was reading through some old stuff, and although this site consists of a bunch of no life nerds with no friends ( :D ), some of this shit was pretty funny. So far the funniest things ive seen on this site:
1. rekrul, in a liquibition report described elky's dominance of blackman: "lynched blackman"
i couldnt figure out why i thought it was funny for about 30 seconds, it just didnt hit me why lynching and blackman went so well together, then it clicked and i went nuts.
2. in the 1001 ways to tell if youre too into sc post, eivy finished the list off with something along the lines of...you delete 7 posts then close the thread just so you can get #1001, abusing your moderator status in the process, and finished with the patented lozl
3. dudeys picture of jinnams face with his bicep. I dont know about you, but i think thats fucking hilarious.
cant remember anything else as of now.
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Russian Federation1401 Posts
On June 27 2003 23:54 Liquid`Meat wrote: my favorite is from Iszard EQUES: "This newbie site spoils the press man's order disregarding Bw.Com with no license korean unknown reporter(even in koreans)'s licking words. tho we don't care if he stop abusing us. although, they stain themselves & press men's honor for doing that. " http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=3&topic_id=1423
waaa???
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the topic about famous quotes by sc players, the one that talked about some dude playing war2 and the opponent use 1 of his 1st workers and wen to the other dude's mine and started to bother and he said " look I'm a jew"
I was laughing so hard of that
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adObO_GoD Funniest of all time.
"ahhh, the 7-0 incident was an embarrasment for the american gamer, rekrul. as elky beat him over and over again like a man with a stick beating and lashing on a dog!! the dog ran home beaten beacause of the beatings..."
Blew: "that's quite possibly the worst writing i have ever seen.."
"to mr. bleww
i am so sorry today my friend, for i am not myself today. you see, the human mind is very very complex, sometimes you feel as if you are a dog being beaten by a burly man with a stick, beating and lashing at you with a big stick! then you have no choice now but to run in your dog house and hide, then as you watch outside, you see the two feet of the burly man..... "
check it out. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=2222
No im not a forum nerd. its just that when I came accross that I saved the URL it was just to good!
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Belgium8305 Posts
anything that iszard posted was pretty damn hilarious ;o
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iMaGe- acting like a gosu
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Bleww BMed me when i owned him in WGT -.-
Whats with him, is he famous or somethin?
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"But, try telling that to Boxer - who got bitch-slapped back into his Orion Choco-Pie package by Junwi last week on it"-mensrea ^^
and of course "if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated." - Nazgul
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Nazgul usually has some nice answers I remember one specially, someone asked in the comments of a replay : how do you know this is X player?" Nazgul's answer: "we are all knowing gods" )))
And beyonder's topics are usually nice, that one where he asked people to hit the keyboard with their head was just priceless (mostly because I kept imagining beyonder sitting in his home trying to come think of a way to make posters humiliate themselves" )
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The day everybody uploaded their pictures! ROFL GOOD TIMES
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almost every beyonder / ilnp post crack me up ~_~
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Canada5062 Posts
On June 28 2003 00:31 Crash[tw] wrote: "But, try telling that to Boxer - who got bitch-slapped back into his Orion Choco-Pie package by Junwi last week on it"-waxangel
Uhm, that's MY line. (Glad you got a good laugh out of it tho...)
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Canada5062 Posts
On June 27 2003 23:54 Liquid`Meat wrote: my favorite is from Iszard EQUES: "This newbie site spoils the press man's order disregarding Bw.Com with no license korean unknown reporter(even in koreans)'s licking words. tho we don't care if he stop abusing us. although, they stain themselves & press men's honor for doing that. " http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=3&topic_id=1423
haha, I almost miss iszard/EQUES. The writing can only be described as "psychedelic."
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
"During his campaign he shattered Crystal (3-1), lynched Blackman (6-3), beautified Beast (4-0), and wrecked yours truly (7-0)."
that whole line was art YO~
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Canada5062 Posts
Many of your lines are art, Rek (seriously). And your highschool grad photo is simply extra-dimensional.
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Just about every ilnp insult war is art.
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On June 28 2003 05:45 YouTopia[SB] wrote: Show nested quote +On June 27 2003 12:23 Liquid`Meat wrote: i have that too, and it happends often lately. Hope you still have warrenty because if your cables are properly inserted it's probably the cathode tube. cathode tube = most gosu computer term that can sound sexual. :-O I am stroking my cathode tube as we speak.
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where have u been mensrea? <3
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Beyonder
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I remember Testie's rant quite well. I had a decent time reading that
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My favorite was Rekrul posting that he was 0-9 against Elky in the "worst losing streak" post
if only bw.com was included, the best ever is NTT talking to SOMEONE who couldn't speak english -- perhaps it was iszard.
"There's just one thing I don't understand about your argument, and THATS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING WORD YOU TRIED TO TYPE"
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"where are from you? circus?"
lol
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I tend to have respect for ANYTHING ilnp says.
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nArAnjO Peru. April 15 2003 18:18. Posts 627 Quote ROFLMAO a Gameboy Advance player can't beat the shit out of a football player =( sorry . But you can use a bottle of beer in your advantage ;-D. I remember last weekend I went to haf some beers with my friend Coco (we both 16'ers) and there were these 18'er guys who said kids shut the fuck up your making too much noise ("callense reconchasusmadres" ^_^ ) so since we haf already drunk a lil i was kinda excited (can't think of another word) i grabbed my bottle and smashed it to the most dangerous guy that was sitting on the grass of the park. This was so funny the guy just couldn't stand up ( i haf only seen these things on movies but doing it is another thing) then another tall guy tried to say crap to us but i smashed my another bottle to his face (actually his chin) then my "brother" coco punched the guy standing on the opposite of him and knocked him down in one blow man i was proud that he was my friend , finally there was only one left and i started to beat thet crap out of him but then i felt a push, it was Coco , i thought well he stopped me cause it's useless to keep on beating him, but actually he said "damn u left nothing to me!" and he kept punching the guy ROFL 4 guyz older than us vs the two of us was really comforting. Especially since like a year ago "we" got caught up on a party by 10 or so college guys ( we were on high school back then ) my ex-girlfriend told them to punch me because i cheated on her (actually i loved her and wanted her to forgive me but oh well =( ) the guyz realeased my friends and they were all against me, then i barely saw this punch coming when it hit me right between the nose and the lipsthat totally fucked me up i just covered my face against further blows and they just kicked me and punched me all over the body ( it was not so hard kicks though)(then all my friends combined and the others fight against each other but i was so fucked up i just chickened out and just saw , we were like 8 plus a couple older guys (20'ers) they were actually more because they also had friends in the party, eventually they got kicked out of the party for starting all these and we get to stay) man i was depressed for like a week until the marks wore out , finally got my revenge ;-D
This is the funniest thing i have seen on tl.net , this post is just hilarious
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On June 28 2003 00:05 ilnp wrote: In breaking news: african american males are good at basketball.
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On May 11 2003 06:37 YouTopia[SB] wrote: Yeah, take out Zerglings and Hydras also! Oh, don't forget marines!! I don't know if you guys know this but, when you combine marines with medics they are unstoppable!! Yeah, Zealots also!!! Like one Zealot can kill three unmicro-ed Marines!!! And science vessels are to good, take away detection from them and make it so when they cast Irr they explode. And take away the sounds that Zerglings make when they burrow because people can here when you make a ling trap!! And take away Armories... I mean you can upgrade FOUR different things in the same building, I mean come on. Don't forget Hatcheries!!! Three larvae! So unfair!! Yeah, and those Nukes!!!! Take those out!! They can kill ANY UNIT. So unfair.
Once you get tech to Nukes YOU CAN'T LOSE!!!!!
Don't even get me started on wraiths!!! The +50 Energy upgrade should be tacken out because it is such a signifigant part of this game!!!
And ARCHONS!!!!!!!! They just prove completely that Protoss is the best race nomatter what!
I'm with you man!!!
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Go my uber cool responce time.
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On the Internet our only way of communicating is textually. Poor reading comprehension/writing ability irks the fuck out of me because it turns you into the equivalent of a deaf-mute chit chatting on the phone.
Omfg ilnp, that is classic.
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the funniest thing i've ever seen in here was:
Ilnp: I really played WDT games
LOL
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Go BLeww go BLeww go gog o t.t
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iloveoo i agree that one is classic.
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just about any time bleww tries to sound sophisticated is pretty funny ... oh wait, thats just embarassing considering i know him : [
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When rekrul was promoted to admin. Also whatever marshall posts.
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
This topic: best question to ask a roomate
On May 24 2003 01:11 ilnp wrote: or someone who's house you just stayed at
"Have you ever tasted semen?" "No, why?" "I rubbed some into your toothbrush last night."
in my experience this usually results in the person admitting they have tasted semen
On May 24 2003 04:21 PheaRSome wrote: yo i for one liked it lolz
On May 24 2003 04:21 PheaRSome wrote: wtf not the semen, the joke
On May 24 2003 04:40 ObsoleteLogic wrote: *watches by idly as Phearsome sets himself up as the butt of many cruel jokes*
On May 24 2003 06:24 Jamers wrote: Sinister, to add to that, ilnp once posted a picture of his penis on a certain IRC channel =]. Rumor has it's still going around Kazaa.
On May 24 2003 07:24 PheaRSome wrote: it's not, checked this morning
On May 24 2003 07:25 ObsoleteLogic wrote: ...Phear... wow. whew. Heh. Dude, you're asking to be bashed.
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On July 01 2003 11:36 baSes wrote: When rekrul was promoted to admin. Also whatever marshall posts.
the stuff i post is only funny because it usually bags on the kid im trying to make look bad, and in turn gets them really heated : )
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when someones try to justify the jump from 130 to 300+ apms of ILNP
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On July 01 2003 12:23 Bill307 wrote: This topic: best question to ask a roomate QUOTE]
I just read this, and think this is the funniest thing I've seen so far =). well actualy what is below it ^^ in his post ^^
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Canada5062 Posts
This thread needed to be lazarused. Funny as hell, some of the things that have been posted here.
My fav so far (in this thread): the posts by adoboGod. I guess we banned him a while ago, but that one was classic. Almost had me in tears.
Post more, plz!
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On June 28 2003 05:20 [pG]Rekrul wrote: "During his campaign he shattered Crystal (3-1), lynched Blackman (6-3), beautified Beast (4-0), and wrecked yours truly (7-0)."
that whole line was art YO~
rofl, that is good
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My favorite moment on this site was when some kid was asking about what he should do for a variety show at his high school, and most of the responses were that he should play Brood War and masturbate on stage.
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Cyrax's post turning into a discussion on circumcision.
Good times.
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Where can you find the replays of the Elky vs Rekrul? Sorry, I know they're old, but I'd like to see them -_-;
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On June 28 2003 00:04 mAKiTO wrote: mm
the topic about famous quotes by sc players, the one that talked about some dude playing war2 and the opponent use 1 of his 1st workers and wen to the other dude's mine and started to bother and he said " look I'm a jew"
I was laughing so hard of that
GODLIKE!!!!1
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There was one time where there was a guy talking about how he watched Chojja play HOT, people didn't believe him, so one guy said something along the lines of:
"One time me and Reach were sitting next to each other and I was toying with his probe and he's like "hey man what newbie are you playing?" and I said that newbie is you Reach than we laughed and made sweet love"
There was like 30 comments of people laughing about it so I'm sure some otheres remember =/
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Ever been accused of changing player?
ilnp: yeah happened to me once
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that was my favorite too countdown
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Austin10831 Posts
Colos : your comp configuration ? any special mouse or keyboard ? NTT : amd 1.2 ghz athlon NTT : oh NTT : special keyboard NTT : i have a keyboard with all the keys i don't use in bw taken out Colos : memory and monitor also NTT : aka i only have the S left NTT : HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH NTT : HAHAHA Colos : NTT : I AM BOXER NTT : I REMOVE ALL KEYS I DONT NEED FROM MY KEYBOARD SO I LOOK GOSU NTT : sooooooooooo retard
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On April 06 2004 06:34 BroOd wrote: Colos : your comp configuration ? any special mouse or keyboard ? NTT : amd 1.2 ghz athlon NTT : oh NTT : special keyboard NTT : i have a keyboard with all the keys i don't use in bw taken out Colos : memory and monitor also NTT : aka i only have the S left NTT : HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH NTT : HAHAHA Colos : NTT : I AM BOXER NTT : I REMOVE ALL KEYS I DONT NEED FROM MY KEYBOARD SO I LOOK GOSU NTT : sooooooooooo retard
i acutally laughed the entire interview !
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That's classic. Definitely one of the funniest things I've read here.
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Guys this is seriously so damn funny I'm looking like an asshole in the middle of the library, I know people hear/see my silent laughing/convulsions but they're too embarrased to look at me!
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oh yeah i forgot about cjh's harpoon story. that was pure gold
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I remember that guy who had very few posts. One of them was in a long thread where everyone would flame and get angry .. suddenly he said "random post" that's it and i loved it
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Canada5062 Posts
OMG, that one by Stimey's priceless! T__T (<-- from laughing so hard)
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omg lol thnx rea for bringing this back.
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haha yaoyowan by stimey...
Lots of good stuff happened on teamluquid.net. I don't remember much and a lot of what i remember has been used. There is this priceless quote by ilnp after the wdt incident...I'll try to dig it up.
Recently in kontra's thread about life being better without bw:
"STIMEY d okgm fish United States. March 31 2004 11:28. Posts 1977 Quote this is old hat guyz. he is putting "bw is bad/waste, girls, cars, friends = good" a priori in our face, demonizing one thing and glorifying the other with no explanation. it's along the same lines as "how much time have you spent not being a nazi? ah just imagine if you were a nazi. so much time wasted not being a nazi when u could have been. such a waste is your life." ppl choose how to spend their time,....."
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On June 28 2003 18:16 KiD[ReD] wrote: "where are from you? circus?"
lol
rofl that made laugh like nothing else on the internet ever did (the original made me laugh, but seeing it here again made it much better somehow)
edit: who was it that actually said it? he was from chile or phillipines or something right?
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Haha I just found this looking for ilnp quote..
Bigballs wrote that his college newspaper is doing an article on him, BW and WCG:...
Zerius Canada. September 15 2003 21:18. Posts 703 Quote well, kiss "college life" goodbye if ur face is on the front page with "Progamer "BigBalls"" as the heading. Rick James: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
BigBalls United States. September 15 2003 21:19. Posts 1903 Quote LOL oh my god.
i didnt even realize.....bigballs.....
kill me please ================= if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
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OK, this is kiling me.
Ilnp, what the hell did you say... it was about WDT, a one liner, ironic and funny as hell. A while after WDT. I remember that but not it. Please, you must tell me and us.
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Canada5062 Posts
T__T (<-- once again, tears from laughing so hard - at everything posted here, omg)
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Valhalla18444 Posts
Stimey is absolutely hilarious. His post on the Belgium joins NATO thread was gold
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i just remembered a classic.....
WDT and TLT, all your money are belong to us-smuft
lolol
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This reminds me of a flashback episode in a sitcom's series finale or something. Its like the last Seinfeld episode.
Stimey is the soup nazi.
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Anything that testie posts thats meant to flame someone.
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And actually one of the funnier things ive read was just now reviewing this thread and seeing bleww confuse being hated with popularity.
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oh.....
just remembered when dirk flamed the shit out of bleww. either bleww or that nickdapaolo kid, one of those flames was fucking hysterical
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ZvT build order http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=8393
On October 25 2003 16:10 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote: yeah, if u know better things... why keep using something else? cuz u think u invented it urself? that's like, inventing a sucky fork when a good fork already exists. are you going to eat with a sucky fork just because you invented it yourself? is it really such an invention at all? no, it's not.
the reason copying build orders from reps is bashable is because people do it without understanding the right situation to do the build or what's important about the build or how changing it will effect it. it's very possible to "steal" builds effectively in a non-moronic way; in fact, it's much more possible than trying to reinvent the wheel, or rather, the non-sucky fork, for each situation.
On October 25 2003 16:22 InFiNitY[pG] wrote: lol i wonder what an invented sucky fork would look like
On October 26 2003 02:17 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote: well, maybe a fork with a twisted handle, or the little fork thingies aren't parallel.. and its wider, less comfortable.. and less sharp.
That pic always makes me laugh.
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Norway28283 Posts
the "they lettin noobs join now, imma find a new clan now" was the best oneliner I've read recently.
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On April 06 2004 10:49 MPXMX wrote: Haha I just found this looking for ilnp quote..
Bigballs wrote that his college newspaper is doing an article on him, BW and WCG:...
Zerius Canada. September 15 2003 21:18. Posts 703 Quote well, kiss "college life" goodbye if ur face is on the front page with "Progamer "BigBalls"" as the heading. Rick James: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
BigBalls United States. September 15 2003 21:19. Posts 1903 Quote LOL oh my god.
i didnt even realize.....bigballs.....
kill me please ================= if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
haha i remember that.
i agree with kid[red], the "where you from. circus?" line had me dying the first time i saw it, anyone have the url?
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Netherlands13552 Posts
On April 06 2004 11:30 Liquid`Drone wrote: the "they lettin noobs join now, imma find a new clan now" was the best oneliner I've read recently.
haha who wrote that again
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Twisted, STIMEY wrote it in the Belgium/NATO thread...
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On June 28 2003 22:33 Shockey wrote: Show nested quote +On June 28 2003 00:05 ilnp wrote: In breaking news: african american males are good at basketball.
On April 06 2004 05:09 Countdown wrote: Ever been accused of changing player?
ilnp: yeah happened to me once
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THAT'S THE QUOTE LOL
"yeah happened to me once"-ilnp
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yeah stimpy best ever poster 123456$ ever
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"One time me and Reach were sitting next to each other and I was toying with his probe and he's like "hey man what newbie are you playing?" and I said that newbie is you Reach than we laughed and made sweet love"
rotfl
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This thread had my laughing hard enough to weez ....
thank you all
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all of those iszard posts!
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spineshank owns. sorry, I just had to post that in any random thread.
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Yes that's it... that was great
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Man I have looked for weeks after the "how to become a f33red k0r34n z3rg on wcg/wsl" tread... that one is sooo funny.. thx ect...
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the quote is and this one time, me and reach was playing, he was sitting right next to me, i was on a smurf nickname. he was like "hey gummi, who is the fucking n00b thay you're playing?". then i said "haha its you you faggot, your probe is getting raped hahahaa". then we laughed and made sweet love....
aah... good old days....
from http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=10367
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The post that got that one started is pretty funny, too when you think about it:
[Villaret]:
"Once we were at spunky's house, spending then night over there. Chojja got tired and layed on spunky's bed and soon, began to talk while dreaming, in korean, very hasty and then spunky just started laughing outloud like a dumbass, so we ask him what's so fun and then he goes : " thats this guys sleeping behind, he's talking about starcraft while dreaming! "what is he saying ? spunky answered : " he is like : NO YOU FREAK, dont DO THAT ! YOU SENT YOUR OVERLORD THE WRONG WAY! GAME IS FUCKED! NOOOOO!" And so on. Thats the kind of stuff chojja dreams of when he's sleeping. Now maybe you guys can realise the very deep impact this game can have on peoples mind. Peace."
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lol I just found this. This thread was about whether you prefer Hot girls or Cute girls:
ilnp United States. December 02 2003 09:08. Posts 1148 Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On December 02 2003 09:00 [pG]Rekrul wrote: Hot girl with cute voice = best --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
by this rekrul means a girl with nice tits and a tiny ass who dresses like a slut and has a voice that sounds like an eight year old on the phone singing happy birthday
* i agree
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On January 14 2004 05:30 Liquid`Drone wrote: haha I remember at a LAN at my house I had been raping so hard at bw omg and I had been talking smack to my brother constantly because well I was raping him
and I had gone to bed and I was sleeping and then supposedly I said "dude you're so bad, I tried watching a replay of you and my computer shut itself off".
so good
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On April 18 2003 22:32 aquanda wrote: Old old old school player (pre-everlast during zileas era) quote:
<Gandhi!> fredwin was playing me once in war2 and he sent his first peon to my mine and went in and started harvesting goldnand he said "look i'm a jew"
LOLOLOLOLOL
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how to become a f33red k0r34n z3rg on wcg/wsl
absolutely funniest thing I have read
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UUf i've been reading a lot of funny things here. For example, a post about a guy, who said he had troubles too sleep. ahahahahaha. That maybe is not te funny piece, the once, is what people told him some thigs to could sleep well, hahahahaha.. It's a good forum..GG
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That right there is one of the funniest things on tl.net ;p
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I just found this in the HovZ ressurection thread, I thought it was funny as hell.
On April 07 2004 15:15 Hot_Bid wrote: bob is first place writer!
and by "writer" i mean "retarded"
and by "first place" i mean "fucking"
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I've always wondered what was that religious hymn that is played during the hitler part called.. any1?
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well i cant find it but there was a topic like 3 days before the wdtour final when people were trying to pick the winner and ilnp posted: "i think you guys are going to be surprised "
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i remembered another one.
when blackman lost wcg pol 2003. some guy said anyway [pG] would pay his ticket to korea, and then i don't remember who replied:
"oh yes sure [pG] will pay Blackman's ticket to go to Korea. And after wcg, they'll pay all [pG]s a ticket to disneyland too !"
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On April 06 2004 18:53 Vash_p2 wrote: UUf i've been reading a lot of funny things here. For example, a post about a guy, who said he had troubles too sleep. ahahahahaha. That maybe is not te funny piece, the once, is what people told him some thigs to could sleep well, hahahahaha.. It's a good forum..GG
this may be the funniest post in this thread
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someone post a link to the bs stories. ^_^
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all of the above and...
some "dark...." where he puts on his robbe and mage hat
and a movie that talks about learning japanese i think, where some sushi commits harakiri, and a lion eats a kid or something
bwaahahahahaha funny
mabye someone has a link?
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OOOOOOOHHHHH
AND BOB THE SCV
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont thinks it Tl.net tho
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On April 08 2004 13:10 AutumnLight wrote: I've always wondered what was that religious hymn that is played during the hitler part called.. any1?
its not a religious hymn.
its O' Fortuna by Carmina Burana
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wow thnx baal
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On April 06 2004 04:59 SoleSteeler wrote: There was one time where there was a guy talking about how he watched Chojja play HOT, people didn't believe him, so one guy said something along the lines of:
"One time me and Reach were sitting next to each other and I was toying with his probe and he's like "hey man what newbie are you playing?" and I said that newbie is you Reach than we laughed and made sweet love"
There was like 30 comments of people laughing about it so I'm sure some otheres remember =/
lmao i remember that~
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i havne't read thru half of the posts in this thread, so i dont know if this was already mentioned but.. the funniest thing i've read on tl.net is actaully.....
the time that nazgul posted on the news column, saying he has a problem of having a "small dick" and was asking for ANY suggestions at all, or cure, or any medical procedures...when i read thru that...first i was in disbelief, then i couldn't stop myself laughing for 10 mins, especially when someone replied in the comment section offering help naming several well known medicines... unfortunately it was quickly deleted (after about 10 or so comments, so i guess not many ppl saw that), followed with an explanation of how nazgul left the comp logged in in tl.net and smuft typed all that while he was away. oh man, what i would give to see a screenshot of that....
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On April 06 2004 11:09 Rt-S.FakeSteve wrote: Stimey is absolutely hilarious. His post on the Belgium joins NATO thread was gold
It may sound unbelievable to most of you ,but Belgium =/= Bulgaria. But dont worry when i realize it myself i couldnt believe it too.
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On April 06 2004 11:30 Liquid`Drone wrote: the "they lettin noobs join now, imma find a new clan now" was the best oneliner I've read recently.
hahaaha who said that again?
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omg all this shit is gold... the jew one, the abodogod dog beating one, the reach one and all the others.. so hilarious
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There was a thread about progamer teeth and one guy wrote something like this -
Boxer's teeth is a disaster. You should think, that he should micro his toothbrush as well as he does his dropship.
Other guy answered -
Maybe he doesn't macro enough toothpaste, fool.
This one made me laugh in the copmputer classroom, roflol -___-; btw sorry, couldn't find the link to that thread
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hahaha i am imagining the college newspaper "SC king BIGBALLS" with his face underneath!
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On April 13 2004 22:13 AutumnLight wrote: wow thnx baal
i misspelled it, its: O' Fortuna by CArmina Burana.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Captain planet, he's your hero, gonna bring polution down to zero.
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On April 20 2003 02:04 Roman wrote: After seeing an opponent make a gol in a pvt. Me: WTF HACKER, howd you know I was goin carrier. then watching him get 2 port cloacked wraith vs my mass goon/zlot ^_^. That was raw, I've tried that as well =D
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no it's carmina burana by carl orff
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ROFL
A real rofl, where I actually roll on the floor and laugh, not like a b.netter rolling his eyes and saying "rofl noob".
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revival of threads better be of a worthy cause
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Canada5062 Posts
Actually, I think this one's worth it.
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Canada5062 Posts
I found this comment in XG3's Pimpest Play 2004 thread and nearly went into convulsions I laughed so hard. LOOOOOOOOL
[EDIT: In fact, I was laughing so hard at the first part of the story that I didn't even read the second one until much later. The 2nd one's even funnier.]
haduken China. October 14 2004 17:52.
Pimpest Blunder Germany vs China nation wars stop.cos vs sum german terran
cos tried to do the nal_ra thing by hallucinate his arbiter but his control was too slow, so when he decided to fly his arbiters in, his real arbiter got shot down but the fake ones didnt, so he just fly them out again LOL... that was sad and funny at the same time... stop.cos really does need more apm. In the same game where the terran tried to trick stop.cos's dragoons out of position by flying his dropship past them, the terran had the tanks ready to attack as soon as the dragoons leave, but stop.cos didnt even notice them, so the terran flyed his dropships back and forth a few times to try get their attention. That was funny as hell and you can't tell if stop.cos didn't fall for the trick or he just didn't see it...
The original thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=4&topic_id=18932
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Netherlands2766 Posts
I have to say NTT's post about Smufts korea scam.
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"I always cheer for the ugly gamers in liquibet, because if the can't dominate at video games, really, what CAN they dominate at? Except for ogogo though, I don't even fuck with that kind of ugly. "
forget who that was.
also, ilnp's "accused of changing player" comment is up there. There's more stuff that i've laughed at, but those are the two off the top of my head.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On April 06 2004 17:02 Sliggy wrote: lol I just found this. This thread was about whether you prefer Hot girls or Cute girls:
ilnp United States. December 02 2003 09:08. Posts 1148 Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On December 02 2003 09:00 [pG]Rekrul wrote: Hot girl with cute voice = best --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
by this rekrul means a girl with nice tits and a tiny ass who dresses like a slut and has a voice that sounds like an eight year old on the phone singing happy birthday
* i agree
Didn't I say that
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LMAO I remember that BS post! Omfg that was so art!
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On October 15 2004 15:52 mmm.beer wrote: I liked the banned thread.
Heh all those banned emoticons were hilarious.
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pretty much everything hovz posted i found hilarious.
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