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Ok, I was reading through some old stuff, and although this site consists of a bunch of no life nerds with no friends ( :D ), some of this shit was pretty funny. So far the funniest things ive seen on this site:
1. rekrul, in a liquibition report described elky's dominance of blackman: "lynched blackman"
i couldnt figure out why i thought it was funny for about 30 seconds, it just didnt hit me why lynching and blackman went so well together, then it clicked and i went nuts.
2. in the 1001 ways to tell if youre too into sc post, eivy finished the list off with something along the lines of...you delete 7 posts then close the thread just so you can get #1001, abusing your moderator status in the process, and finished with the patented lozl
3. dudeys picture of jinnams face with his bicep. I dont know about you, but i think thats fucking hilarious.
cant remember anything else as of now.
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Russian Federation1401 Posts
On June 27 2003 23:54 Liquid`Meat wrote: my favorite is from Iszard EQUES: "This newbie site spoils the press man's order disregarding Bw.Com with no license korean unknown reporter(even in koreans)'s licking words. tho we don't care if he stop abusing us. although, they stain themselves & press men's honor for doing that. " http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=3&topic_id=1423
waaa???
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the topic about famous quotes by sc players, the one that talked about some dude playing war2 and the opponent use 1 of his 1st workers and wen to the other dude's mine and started to bother and he said " look I'm a jew"
I was laughing so hard of that
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adObO_GoD Funniest of all time.
"ahhh, the 7-0 incident was an embarrasment for the american gamer, rekrul. as elky beat him over and over again like a man with a stick beating and lashing on a dog!! the dog ran home beaten beacause of the beatings..."
Blew: "that's quite possibly the worst writing i have ever seen.."
"to mr. bleww
i am so sorry today my friend, for i am not myself today. you see, the human mind is very very complex, sometimes you feel as if you are a dog being beaten by a burly man with a stick, beating and lashing at you with a big stick! then you have no choice now but to run in your dog house and hide, then as you watch outside, you see the two feet of the burly man..... "
check it out. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=2222
No im not a forum nerd. its just that when I came accross that I saved the URL it was just to good!
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Belgium8305 Posts
anything that iszard posted was pretty damn hilarious ;o
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iMaGe- acting like a gosu
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Bleww BMed me when i owned him in WGT -.-
Whats with him, is he famous or somethin?
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"But, try telling that to Boxer - who got bitch-slapped back into his Orion Choco-Pie package by Junwi last week on it"-mensrea ^^
and of course "if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated." - Nazgul
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Nazgul usually has some nice answers I remember one specially, someone asked in the comments of a replay : how do you know this is X player?" Nazgul's answer: "we are all knowing gods" )))
And beyonder's topics are usually nice, that one where he asked people to hit the keyboard with their head was just priceless (mostly because I kept imagining beyonder sitting in his home trying to come think of a way to make posters humiliate themselves" )
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The day everybody uploaded their pictures! ROFL GOOD TIMES
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almost every beyonder / ilnp post crack me up ~_~
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Canada5062 Posts
On June 28 2003 00:31 Crash[tw] wrote: "But, try telling that to Boxer - who got bitch-slapped back into his Orion Choco-Pie package by Junwi last week on it"-waxangel
Uhm, that's MY line. (Glad you got a good laugh out of it tho...)
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Canada5062 Posts
On June 27 2003 23:54 Liquid`Meat wrote: my favorite is from Iszard EQUES: "This newbie site spoils the press man's order disregarding Bw.Com with no license korean unknown reporter(even in koreans)'s licking words. tho we don't care if he stop abusing us. although, they stain themselves & press men's honor for doing that. " http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=3&topic_id=1423
haha, I almost miss iszard/EQUES. The writing can only be described as "psychedelic."
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
"During his campaign he shattered Crystal (3-1), lynched Blackman (6-3), beautified Beast (4-0), and wrecked yours truly (7-0)."
that whole line was art YO~
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Canada5062 Posts
Many of your lines are art, Rek (seriously). And your highschool grad photo is simply extra-dimensional.
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Just about every ilnp insult war is art.
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