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my friend challenged me to a starcraft rap battle on MSN, so I thought creating a thread on teamliquid would be hilarious ITT we do FFA starcraft rap battle for lulz. NSFW for use of rude slang, use spoilers where appropriate i'll start ;D edit: originality = funnier content ;O
+ Show Spoiler + Aight nigga its time to sit you ass down and listen it's time for my gosu apm to glisten my macro is like lightning my micro is frigtening im breakin expansions and takin bases just ragequit now, you can't face this
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to each their own.....good luck with your endeavors sir
I'm sure if this succeeds the 2 page limit it will be one for the records.
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wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play
+ Show Spoiler +stolen from tik tok starcraft parady ^^
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play so original.
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play -_-
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play
someone get this man a record deal.
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yo look at you fools talking about jaedong lee man he's got nothing can't you guys see? the real man is flash yo he's got game he's aint no scrub he definetly aint lame he'll fuck you up any time with any BO he shouldnt even say GG, just GTFO so i dare you guys reply with a better rhyme don't wait to long you guys dont have time
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play this really killed the thread. i remember fanatacist had a rap battle blog but wasnt really about sc i thought it was cool o_O http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=103400 lol if you post right after you make an account, your avg posts per week/day is super high
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My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
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i look you in the face i see nothing but fear my units in your base make only one thing clear this games over time for you to gg my wins i as secure as cryptography
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On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick.
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it's only NSFW if it has porn or boobs OP is a tease
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On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick.
God damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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On March 01 2010 11:47 MLB_Mets wrote: yo look at you fools talking about jaedong lee man he's got nothing can't you guys see? the real man is flash yo he's got game he's aint no scrub he definetly aint lame he'll fuck you up any time with any BO he shouldnt even say GG, just GTFO so i dare you guys reply with a better rhyme don't wait to long you guys dont have time You talk about "jaedong lee" but he's nothing he lost to fantasy. So he ain't no hero so just keep crying Cuz inside i kno that you're dieing, from all the psionic storms i lay down in your base your scv's are lain to waste. so newbie go back to your D- channel Cuz every time we play, it's your game that I dismantle.
ziziYo
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On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat.
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On March 01 2010 11:54 prodiG wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat. When you push out... it's your skills that i doubt. you seem to have no clue how to play, so just tap out. Your army is pathetic, can't you get it archons don't work against terran mech So just say gg you horrid wreck you talk about storms as if they will save you but can't you see vult drops will make you QQ Not to mention my gosu templar snipe They will make you ripe with fear So just bend over and take that tank up your rear.
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On March 01 2010 11:54 prodiG wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat.
This kid is a noob only 30apm attack moving archon he must be having fun, with his shitty dumb luck and a smile on his face and pull down my pants and smack him in the face....with my dick
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On March 01 2010 11:54 prodiG wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat.
nigga you ask for originality but the shit you just spewed is a mother fuckin tragedy your D- bw game got no intelligence, got no game sense your pity ass like a premodonna asking for credence
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Bitch, I play Zerg but that's Sir to you Your base just like yo bitch, it's got two holes to screw I'm ready for this rap, like I'm ready for the game My rhymes be so fresh they put you all to shame You talking storms you dirty whore you better shut your face I dodge that shit so fast, it's like you smoking purple haze I spit acid like banelings, rip it up like zerglings I keep killing things, and dethroning kings This is my first post so I wanted to say what's up Remember, I play Zerg but I'll be terran shit up But you know I won, you aint got shit Ya'll just get the fuck out and ragequit
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+ Show Spoiler [TSL Results] +99 problems but a loss ain't one If you're havin' zerg problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a loss ain't one Beat me!
The year's twenty ten and all we see is White-Ra I haven't played a while and i give the game to IdrA I got one choice y'all beat the shit out of HoRRoR or get my ass kicked to the TSL floor
Now I ain't tryin' to rape you like the Jae I wanna few dollars so I'm gon break your face So I beat HoRRoR 3-0 Stompin' him through startin' New Tornadoes Cause I'm toss and I'm gosu- can't even stop me on Andro? Do I look like a D-? I don't know You wanna GG now or you wanna play some mo'? "Yeah you're right i can't get to game fo'"
Game sense and Management and fucking up Tarson's arse That match is 3-0 he didn't win a single part Now look who I'm playin', just some lil' kid "Well do you mind making sure that I don't get whipped?" Well I'm feeling nice so I beat IdrA in the last act And you know my skill so you don' need to watch that
So after I beat him so fast, I gotta cream Iefnaij or something We played a few games but on me he got nothin' Nah, TSL finally threw me a player I know a bit Enough that he won't take three games off my shit You'll see how good I am when Mondragon comes I got 99 problems but a loss ain't one
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