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Jokes from a male chauvinistic pig.....and im not talking about me. pretty funny stuff, just dont take it too seriously
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called wedding cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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*Why dont women ski?
No snow in the kitchen bitch!
*why did the woman cross the road?
who cares why the fuck she out the kitchen?
*what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing you already told her twice.
my small contribution while im at escuela
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Braavos36362 Posts
i got a few:
On May 17 2004 00:01 GoDHovZ wrote: oh my bad i forgot ur religious....must be nice to have a crutch to lean on when people ask you why uve never been with a girl. the only action taewook gets is when the priest calls him in for some knees to the ground pants goin down prayer
On May 17 2004 00:19 taeWook wrote: Your boring me. Does anyone else see the mismatch here? Theres nothing like wasting your time with a verbal confrontation with hovz.
On May 17 2004 00:21 GoDHovZ wrote: the only mismatch is u next to a woman
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I'm sorry Hot bid but that wasn't a joke about women it's just some pathetic senseless bs from hovz. Taewook is actually right when he said it's a waste of time. Who wants to enter a logical conversation with a brainless moron who lacks dignity but at the same time thinks he's funny?
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United Kingdom10598 Posts
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How many men does it take to clean a toilet?
None, that's a woman's job.
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...... this is fucking pathetic
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Lawl gieb soj!?!?1/
woman: i gieb soj u gieb house clean
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USA29055 Posts
those fucking rock hard socks.
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There are two types of women, eigher intelligent or pretty. An intelligent and pretty woman is called a man.
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Why don't women need driver's licenses?
There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A truck hits a woman, who's at fault?
The truck driver, what the hell was the truck doing in the kitchen?
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Got to <3 the kitchen humor
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Valhalla18444 Posts
On October 28 2005 13:20 ErOs_YasoT wrote: ...... this is fucking pathetic
kill yourself you pretentious sack of shit
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United States37500 Posts
On October 28 2005 13:54 LastWish wrote: There are two types of women, eigher intelligent or pretty. An intelligent and pretty woman is called a man.
lol, wtf, how does that even work?!
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hm.. why do women have boobs?
so u got somethin to look at when you're talking to them!
.. wait, that wasnt very original.
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why 99% of them are sexest kitchen jokes?
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United States37500 Posts
On October 28 2005 15:59 poor newb wrote: why 99% of them are sexest kitchen jokes?
Cause that's half the joke... as in "women belong in the kitchen".....
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E... you know, Young Urban Professional Payed In Experience." The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K... you know, Double Income No Kids." They asked the woman, "What are you?" She replied: "I'm a W.I.F.E...you know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
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Most of these jokes would've been funny if it was 1970
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United Kingdom10598 Posts
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