2011-2012 Season 3 Gambit Cup Round 2 Week 5
April 7 2013 16:00 GMT (+00:00)
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LRM vs iFU
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How to be Manly...Today: Lesson 2039.
Well, it's Friday night and once again, that can mean only one thing - a visit to your favorite drinking establishment to try and find a woman in search of manly gratification.
Three hours after you have arrived, you are howling drunk and are still alone, when through the haze of the twelve drinks that you have consumed, you notice a young lady trying to make conversation with you. However something is amiss here, at first you thought that perhaps this young lady was wearing some sort of mask as a joke, but upon closer examination, you discover that she has simply one of the largest noses that you have seen on any human being. "Good Heavens!" you say to yourself. "I'll bet she never has to use her hands to open a door!" You decide you want to thwart her advances, but how can this be accomplished in a manly manner?
Follow along in your Manly Manual, page 2673 and repeat after me:
1. "Jumpin' Jehosaphat! Are you a coke dealer's dream or what?"
2. "Would you mind standing on the roof? I'd like to see which way the wind is blowing."
3. "Say toots, is that your nose, or is your face doing a Johnny Wadd impression?"
Use any of the above phrases in just such a situation, and as you suddenly appear to be her twin brother when a beer bottle is shoved up each of your nostrils, you can be rest assured that she will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are.
Well, it's Friday night and once again, that can mean only one thing - a visit to your favorite drinking establishment to try and find a woman in search of manly gratification.
Three hours after you have arrived, you are howling drunk and are still alone, when through the haze of the twelve drinks that you have consumed, you notice a young lady trying to make conversation with you. However something is amiss here, at first you thought that perhaps this young lady was wearing some sort of mask as a joke, but upon closer examination, you discover that she has simply one of the largest noses that you have seen on any human being. "Good Heavens!" you say to yourself. "I'll bet she never has to use her hands to open a door!" You decide you want to thwart her advances, but how can this be accomplished in a manly manner?
Follow along in your Manly Manual, page 2673 and repeat after me:
1. "Jumpin' Jehosaphat! Are you a coke dealer's dream or what?"
2. "Would you mind standing on the roof? I'd like to see which way the wind is blowing."
3. "Say toots, is that your nose, or is your face doing a Johnny Wadd impression?"
Use any of the above phrases in just such a situation, and as you suddenly appear to be her twin brother when a beer bottle is shoved up each of your nostrils, you can be rest assured that she will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are.
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Gambit%27s Cup 3/Results/Round 2
Sponsor: Eywa-
Organizer: LRM)nOoNe
Referee: LRM)nOoNe
Casters: Sayle, L_Master
Graphics: Shiroiusagi
Video: Stratos