You’ll See That Most Of Human History Is Written In “Baby Steps”. What I Mean Is That Most Resources Are In Your Balls, Imagined Or Otherwise. You Won’t Win Unless Your Son Wins Before You.
Obviously This Is A Major Disadvantage For Both Orthodox Catholic Priests And Homosexuals.
Personally, I Horse Around A Lot About Borrowed Time, Especially Where Jesus Christ Is Concerned. To Be Honest, Most People Don’t Take Time Zones Seriously.
Let Me Tell You What My Barber Told Me The Other Day. This Is A Great Creation Myth. You Know Man, Bear, Pig? Well, My Barber Says Pigs And Bears Were Spun From Silk. He’s No Wacko. Let Me Tell You. I’d Say Young Earth Creation Theory Is A Load Of Hogwash. But Stick With Me On This. The Story Isn’t That Bad.
Whatever Your Beliefs About Army Ants, Ninjas, And The Like, You’ve Gotta Admit It’s Hard To Imagine A Bunch Of Honey Bees Dreaming Up Bears And Pigs. So What’s The Real Story? Who Knows. Most People Never Crescendo. Or, Some People Crescendo All The Time And Other Save. All The Time. Real Spend Thrifts Probably Die Loaded.
I Haven’t Read Much Kant. Wanna Know The Problem With Kant? It’s Not Like There’s A Golden Rule Or Anything. From Where I Stand, Now, Though, It’s Obvious Kant Hadn’t Read Much Physics. Not That I Have. String Theorists Would Probably Try To Shove A Whole New Universe Up His Ass. Where Did Kant Think We Live? A Megaverse? Unlikely.
Like I Said, I Enjoy Horsing Around. I Spend Most Of My Time In My Own Little World. Ceteris Paribus, It Doesn’t Make Much Difference. Not To Me.
I’m A Big Believer In What They Call Quantum Death. I Die All The Time. But You Know What They Say, If It’s Too Good To Be True, It Probably Is. There Are Strict Rules With This Stuff. I’m Not Saying There Should Be – I’m Just Saying. Think About ‘The Prestige.’ Great Film. Bad Ending. When I Think About It I Want To Throw Up.
‘Zombieland’ With Bill Murray, Now That’s A Gem. A Real Gem. Let Me Tell You About These Breathing Exercises I Do. Basically I’ve Already Reaped The Benefits. You Know, Enjoyed Them. And I Hate Credit Exercises. Boy, Do I Hate Buying On Credit. Wouldn’t Do It For The Life Of Me. You Can Get Real Wrapped Up In That Stuff.
Just Try Getting Out Of It One Time. If They Can’t Get You On Something You’ve Done, They’ll Make Something Up. You Know, Invent Something. And That’s The Worst Part. You’ve Read The Screwtape Letters. I’m Not Saying Demons Are Real. I Won’t Try To Sell You On That. I’m Just Saying Slow Your Roll. Roll Slowly. Roll With It.
Now Don’t Get Me Wrong. I Love The Sun. The Funniest Line I’ve Ever Read Is Wedge Antilles Telling Hobbie Klivian To Shoot It Down.