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It was another one of those lonely Saturday nights. As the party on the apartment next door raged on into the wee hours of the night, I took a deep breath, as to breathe in a bit of patience with my neighbour, put my headphones back on and reopened Shield Battery. I know what I was looking for: Someone. But my innocence had me in between something much bigger. Much bigger. In the distance, an open lobby awaited:
[02:31] You have joined 123. The host is puppykiller. [02:31] Ever)P(Telecom: enjoy go Terran and obs [02:31] puppykiller: respect my desicion telecom, i dont wanna play u [02:32] Ever)P(Telecom: Why are you dodging [02:32] puppykiller: cuz i know if u win ur gonna hold it against me
Fine, someone trying to preserve some pride is something somewhat common. But then, things started to look grim...
[02:33] puppykiller: if u want to face me [02:33] puppykiller: it has to be in a rap battle
Dear god, a rap battle? I sipped on my coffee to see if it was but just another dream. He continued:
[02:34] puppykiller: u better screen shot this [02:34] puppykiller: cuz this is gonna be a grudge match
Not keen to take an offence in silence, Telecom brandished his metaphorical microphone:
[02:33] Ever)P(Telecom: I will put 100$ on the line that you cant beat me in rap battle either [02:35] Ever)P(Telecom: Puppykiller how can you say your good at freestyling, is that what your friends tell you? [02:36] puppykiller: my skill is out of this world. [02:36] Ever)P(Telecom: are you going to put up $$ ? [02:36] puppykiller: hmm [02:36] puppykiller: id have to think about it [02:37] Ever)P(Telecom: You let me know when you get allowance from your parents.
I scratched my head, musing my chin in anticipation. Will Telecom put his money where his keyboard is? Will puppykiller get his allowance?
So, ladies, gentlemen and the like, there we have: The starcraft rap battle of the century, between Telecom, who "wins money freestyling" and puppykillier who is "like, really good freestyling". The eager crowd awaits the next chapter in this clash of titans....
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I got my allowance, I will rap battle you over 100$
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ALLEYCAT BLUES49045 Posts
oh good another telecom grudgematch.
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this is not just another grudge match. THIS IS A GRUDGE MATCH WITH RAP BATTLE
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I'm willing to have a grudge match with anyone over a fap battle.
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United States1431 Posts
Quality content. SC BW needs more drama like this.
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Triathlon: Fap, Rap, Starcraft. At the same time.
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On September 25 2016 15:38 puppykiller wrote: I got my allowance, I will rap battle you over 100$
Hoooooly shit, this will be even better than BDM 2014, even better than Chill vs Combat-Ex, even better than hotbid playing Portals... please get Day9 to roflcast this battle.
+ Show Spoiler +
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Nothing to do with anything BW related that anyone who was actually 12 years or older would even give a fuck about
Just sayin tho.. u guys have been acting like this for over 5 years, if not longer.. just grow the fuck up already. Admin should close this thread im pissed I even had to open it.
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As puppykiller receives his allowance and prepares for battle, the only question is the whereabouts of Ever)P(Telecom.
Am I smelling a dodge?
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On September 25 2016 19:33 Th1rdEye wrote: Nothing to do with anything BW related that anyone who was actually 12 years or older would even give a fuck about
Just sayin tho.. u guys have been acting like this for over 5 years, if not longer.. just grow the fuck up already. Admin should close this thread im pissed I even had to open it.
"Grow the fuck up already" as you get angry over something so trivial. Hmm. Nice meltdown.
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On September 25 2016 18:10 XenOsky- wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2016 15:38 puppykiller wrote: I got my allowance, I will rap battle you over 100$ Hoooooly shit, this will be even better than BDM 2014, even better than Chill vs Combat-Ex, even better than hotbid playing Portals... please get Day9 to roflcast this battle. + Show Spoiler +https://youtu.be/B9V8oV4CREk?t=5m5s
The original idea is to have no cast per se, but have both players rap battle as they play about their play in at least one of the sets. Best of five, loser picks next map, but map five is Big Game Hunters to ensure maximum pwnage
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I can't put money on my ability to beat Telecom in a starcraft match. I'll play him but if there is money on it its gotta be on rapping.
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United States1431 Posts
inb4 Telecom dodges by making up some excuse like puppy or rap battling is too lame for him to waste his time on.
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Ok, we can split the money on rap battle and starcraft. BUT THERE MUST BE BOTH. AT THE SAME TIME
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Damn some legendary things happening on Shield Battery, need to get in on that more frequently I guess hah
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On September 26 2016 21:27 halomonian wrote: Ok, we can split the money on rap battle and starcraft. BUT THERE MUST BE BOTH. AT THE SAME TIME Why not let the actual players/rappers decide where their money will be placed...
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this is the classic BW i've been waitin for
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