cum into a jar and freeze it. if you need kids, break out the jar, wipe it all over ur fingers and fingerpop ur gf
putting on condoms and worrying about the pill and its sideaffects/taking it everyday is such a goddamn pain
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
On February 07 2010 01:48 ZeroCartin wrote: Show nested quote + On February 07 2010 01:19 JohnColtrane wrote: i would kill to be sterile, no jokes :C ??? cum into a jar and freeze it. if you need kids, break out the jar, wipe it all over ur fingers and fingerpop ur gf putting on condoms and worrying about the pill and its sideaffects/taking it everyday is such a goddamn pain | ||
kyzers0ze
Singapore1073 Posts
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citi.zen
2509 Posts
This can take over your life, from what you eat to what boxers you wear, when you have/don't have sex, when you exercise, to random crap like what temperature showers you take (hot showers are bad for motility). EVERYTHING slowly becomes regimented when you get 3 years into it. You of course become resentful of others who seem to get pregnant "on the first try", or plan "a may baby" since its better for their schedules than June, or even worse get pregnant "by accident". It seems as natural and easy as breathing to others, and that makes you feel like an biological misfit / loner. The romance isn't there in your marriage anymore and worse, at some point you inevitably start blaming each other. Things you cannot take back are said...and the marriage changes forever, regardless of the end result of your efforts. Good luck to you and your wife. Hope you make it out of the tunnel soon. | ||
The_Australian
Australia458 Posts
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
1. oral sex 2. nut on knife 3. stab wife in stomach 4. baby 5. ??? 6. live your dreams through child | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On February 07 2010 13:17 ulszz wrote: you're doing it wrong if you haven't heard yet.. the necessary steps to get your lady pregnant: 1. oral sex 2. nut on knife 3. stab wife in stomach 4. baby 5. ??? 6. live your dreams through child uhh tahts some fucked up shit man | ||
Sigh
Canada2433 Posts
On February 07 2010 13:17 ulszz wrote: you're doing it wrong if you haven't heard yet.. the necessary steps to get your lady pregnant: 1. oral sex 2. nut on knife 3. stab wife in stomach 4. baby 5. ??? 6. live your dreams through child ...what's wrong with you..... And best of luck to you. You're only 27 , so you still have time! Don't give up! | ||
enzym
Germany1034 Posts
On February 07 2010 12:20 citi.zen wrote: relationships like that form because they had an evolutionary purpose. there is no other reason to it. you want these relationships because you are an animal. and because it is not needed for that purpose to keep these relationships going for a very long time they are also, like almost everything else, destined to end.It seems as natural and easy as breathing to others, and that makes you feel like an biological misfit / loner. The romance isn't there in your marriage anymore and worse, at some point you inevitably start blaming each other. Things you cannot take back are said...and the marriage changes forever, regardless of the end result of your efforts. studies have shown that most relationships wont last more than 4 years at most, or at least that "romance" wears off rather quickly regardless of what you do. the same goes for women wanting to have babies. they think they need it to feel complete, which isnt thought through very well. i do understand your point though and i wont challenge that it can lead to stress. but people should really understand such things before letting it go out of hand like that. also this On February 07 2010 12:20 kyzers0ze wrote: and another thing is that the older a becoming mother is during pregnancy the higher the risk of the kid to be born with some form of health problem. if i remember correctly an age of 35-40 is already pretty late.Odds of fulfilling conditions for both you and your wife to be fertile on the same day is kinda difficult. | ||
igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
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enzym
Germany1034 Posts
On February 07 2010 22:04 igotmyown wrote: I always wondered about such extremes in pregnancy rates. What would be the chance of two very young, fertile teenagers having a pregnancy from a single encounter? And how much would it go down by having a lower sperm count, etc? I would feel a lot better in that situation if I had a probability, so I could guess whether I'm unlucky or unlikely. i cant tell you anything about possibilty of occurence as it depends on so many factors that it is best described as an rng event, but you can have your sperm examined to find out how healthy and how far from the average it is. you can get an idea about how good your chances are compared to other samples, but its much harder (almost impossible) to name a percentage of success for exactly one encounter that has any bearing at all. even if you could get that number it still wouldnt mean much, because chance doesnt indicate the outcome of an individual event. | ||
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