-"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
-A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."
OK, your turn.
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teh.pwnerer
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brb gotta shit omfg this one SUCKS + Show Spoiler + Hey look, a shooting star!", all the while "following" the star with your finger until it lands around their shoulders. LOLLLL Is there a mirror in your pants?+ Show Spoiler + Because I can see myself in them Is your dad a chicken farmer? + Show Spoiler + because you really know how to raise a cock! Nice shoes! + Show Spoiler + wanna fuck? Your daddy must of been a drug dealer cause you're dope. How do you like your eggs: + Show Spoiler + scrambled, poached or fertilized? | ||
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Her: "How can I help?" | ||
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*proceed to giggle nerdily* | ||
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mooga i saw that one on a picture not too long ago, it was good | ||
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