-"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
-A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."
OK, your turn.
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
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brb gotta shit omfg this one SUCKS + Show Spoiler + Hey look, a shooting star!", all the while "following" the star with your finger until it lands around their shoulders. LOLLLL Is there a mirror in your pants?+ Show Spoiler + Because I can see myself in them Is your dad a chicken farmer? + Show Spoiler + because you really know how to raise a cock! Nice shoes! + Show Spoiler + wanna fuck? Your daddy must of been a drug dealer cause you're dope. How do you like your eggs: + Show Spoiler + scrambled, poached or fertilized? | ||
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Her: "How can I help?" | ||
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Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready! My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you. Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA. When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder. You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu. Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock! | ||
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*proceed to giggle nerdily* | ||
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