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On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis.
The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick.
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On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. I thought a Queen injects the Hatchery with larva which release and then are injected with DNA to transform into a breed. Were all my sexual education classes all a lie?
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On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick.
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On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick.
What is a spine crawler then?
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Oh cool I forgot we were doing this from the new ESL NA studio! :D
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oh god red bull bar, that sounds so unhealthy
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On June 25 2014 08:14 stuchiu wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? A really long finger
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On June 25 2014 08:14 stuchiu wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? A futile attempt to defend a ten pool
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On June 25 2014 08:16 chipmonklord17 wrote: oh god red bull bar, that sounds so unhealthy but it sure does taste good
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On June 25 2014 08:16 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:14 stuchiu wrote:On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? A really long finger Anything phallic basically.
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Xigua is the second best Chinese zerg in this Group Stage.
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On June 25 2014 08:14 stuchiu wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? The latest thing in hentai fantasies, now available for the cheap prize of 100 minerals, 75 if you order today.
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On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick.
If you think the Spore Crawlers are penises - and since they basically attack by ejaculating spores, I'd say you are correct -, take a look at the SC1 Spore Colony.
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I forgot this dudes name. I'm thinking shibby but that's the guy from the house no?
Edit: ah its clutch
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there's been an Axiom player in 3/4 wcs am ro8 hopefully 4/5 gogo heart crush oz/xigua
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On June 25 2014 08:16 Yorkie wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:14 stuchiu wrote:On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? A futile attempt to defend a ten pool I can imagine a 10 Pool being like an unexpected pregnancy and a 15 Hatch being your life before pregnancy. You were coasting along building a nice life then suddenly, children! You panic and try to get your life in order but by then it's too late and the kids overwhelm you and end your aspirations of a nice comfortable time.
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On June 25 2014 08:19 PhoenixVoid wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:16 Yorkie wrote:On June 25 2014 08:14 stuchiu wrote:On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? A futile attempt to defend a ten pool I can imagine a 10 Pool being like an unexpected pregnancy and a 15 Hatch being your life before pregnancy. You were coasting along building a nice life then suddenly, children! You panic and try to get your life in order but by then it's too late and the kids overwhelm you and end your aspirations of a nice comfortable time.
that's deep....... and very creepy
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where's this thread going?
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On June 25 2014 08:14 PhoenixVoid wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. I thought a Queen injects the Hatchery with larva which release and then are injected with DNA to transform into a breed. Were all my sexual education classes all a lie? DNA injections are not synonymous with sexual intercourse, nor are they contingent on one another. Having to hump a hatchery every time you want a few roaches to get the hellions off your lawn would be very annoying. If anything it probably works like a feline marking territory, just lift and spray. Quick and easy.
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On June 25 2014 08:19 PhoenixVoid wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2014 08:16 Yorkie wrote:On June 25 2014 08:14 stuchiu wrote:On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote:On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote:On June 25 2014 08:04 KelsierSC wrote: Reckon Oz will take this with a fast 2-0
I think these games will make my zerg dick go floppy What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? A futile attempt to defend a ten pool I can imagine a 10 Pool being like an unexpected pregnancy and a 15 Hatch being your life before pregnancy. You were coasting along building a nice life then suddenly, children! You panic and try to get your life in order but by then it's too late and the kids overwhelm you and end your aspirations of a nice comfortable time. Then you verbally abuse the cause of the unexpected pregnancy (the other player) who in this case is your significant other/spouse. Seems about right
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