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On October 11 2009 13:03 BalliSLife wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2009 03:12 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote: aite fantascist here goes
you're freestyle is absurd the worse i've ever heard i'm the illest emcee coming out of vancity battling while high on weed and ecstasy i'm on another level this shits for intellectuals my flows so sick just like the swine flu bling shine so bright it's about to blind you watch you're back i got that knife behind you was that too violent? maybe i should of kept silent but you ain't no sissy so go ahead and try to diss me i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me
You accusin me of having weak raps Well it's time to tighten your straps Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition To show you why your pathetic rendition Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore You follow me kid? I don't think so I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b So back down with your attempts to contest The fruits of my lyrical conquest I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega. you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch everything you say, I'll disregard it genesis sega? ya you must be retarded You use a lot of big words congratulations, you sound like a nerd if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath save my raw skills for whoever wants next So come back at me with you're very best I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest Telling me to return with my very best How about two bulletholes in your chest? Metaphorical wounds from this battle Ending your life like slaughtered cattle Calling me a nerd like I give a shit I've fucked dozens, you've never seen a clit So where does that leave you and me? You're at Wendy's serving me a smoothie Jealous of my expensive ride and beautiful girl Realizing that you'll never get either in this world Got me shook you must be mistaking Myself for some other kid who's faking Step away from the mirror son before you cry Trying to come up with rhymes on the fly It's fruitless, TL is my witness, You obviously lack the fitness To compete with me in this arena The crowd, well, they'll forget they've ever seen ya.
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On October 11 2009 19:31 freelander wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2009 02:44 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote: freelander is like the lamest name ever I've no shame I also got the yellow fever nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO
I take my time to put on my wizard hat my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet that's all the pleasure it will get cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ
I don't the reason why rap battles exist the losers already know where are the exits all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge
i don't know what you are trying here fana you got the bad attitude mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude my rhymes will knock you out like at 160 ping a double bomb
it seems I'm mistaking you with someone your rap dont have many purposes let alone one Im just helping you prepare for you next ban in the end it doesnt even matter
You think you know me because you read my trolling guide And because you were there when my plane changed the tide But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name, Got addicted and thought you could play the game, I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up, I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge Where I pick up a hammer, sledge Swing it around and hit you in the face Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace. how could you steal my girl over the net i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk im running a harem you could only dream of ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job you change syllabel number just about every line that is rapper 101, did you miss the class speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity I'm here to demonstrate my superiority you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye you'll have no vision after you finish your lie you're no Einstein for challenging me like that you should go back to nightshift in Walmart So I don't have to treat you physically Your mind gonna give up automatically Says he has a harem and doesn't aim for a single girl Must explain why you got that shirt with purple furls Let me develop this thought further, you're gay Sucking cock and licking balls every day Citing a harem that has nothing but dicks in it It must be in your asshole, everything fits in it Counting my syllables like this is some poem With a stick in your ass as big as a totem You telling jokes about rapper 101 I find better insults on a wrapper of gum You can't rhyme even if you had Tupac on the phone I can freestyle with scriptures off* the Rosetta stone Here's a hint - if words end with the same three letters It don't mean that they rhyme any better You rhyme like you're remembering a script That kind of shit will get you sent to the crypt With a tag on your foot and a bodybag Your death isn't even a cause to brag Because I destroy kids like you daily If you don't like it, then mail me I will rip you a new one privately So you can give up quietly No one will see your rep get torn Even though it's already outworn In the end I will be the true number 1 You thought you could try to have some fun But my lyrics they beat you, leaving you stunned You'll be so broken you'll need a UN relief fund.
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fantacist talks like he's black but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.
Ballislife sounds like some fag A name only thought of by those that want a gag a gag that only i can give, when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid
so lets see what shit you got now you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow" you nerds need to go back to play games life's a bitch only i can handle and tame
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On October 12 2009 02:51 SayaSP wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2009 03:27 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote: oh its fana
hey fana, the only boy i miss funny that i see you rap like this not that you're funny I just love you honey but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap hmm. actually its really hard cuz like I don't even know It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro LOL the turbo on the burner of rice So how you been man, life's nice? How about them girls, Givin them a whirl? Either way man hit me back again I remember when we used to rhyme way back when Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs Oh. Well, it's like, my gee-eff she's not the bee-est if you talk about her bee-reasts she's like flat as a board i dont really think she'll grow anymore she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven" got mind straight from heaven and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings guides me the right way and not to red herrings well thats that. hmm starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore but i guess i could download and retrace my steps to the clown road where we trolled 2v2s random and random, me and you shit was super good man we aint even lost man but i guess thats the deal on us east where random pubbies just feel so free where were zero loss and wins fifty lol Well damn I remember that other girl was well-chested So I assumed in breasts you were invested Glad to hear that she's treating you well Otherwise I'd kill her and send her to hell
Better get that game on that computer Because we are gonna have to tutor Those fags on USEast about bein baller A real pimp, true shot-caller
Until then good luck with all your shit If you ever want to get high I'll give you a hit So come up to Jersey sometime soon We'll party from midnight to noon
;D
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On October 13 2009 07:26 YPang wrote: fantacist talks like he's black but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.
Ballislife sounds like some fag A name only thought of by those that want a gag a gag that only i can give, when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid
so lets see what shit you got now you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow" you nerds need to go back to play games life's a bitch only i can handle and tame
I like your last stanza (: Especially the last 2 lines. Good shit. I will get to you in a few lol. Cig break.
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On October 12 2009 02:59 QuoC wrote: Before I start a murder scene with this kid named fanatacist, he better practice weeks prior to get him feelin relaxed and shit The fact that I'm battling a dude that claims he's so much Makes me heated and I'm bout to show you why they call me clutch And that isnt the term by which you shift the stick of a manual, Its ur girl complainin that u aint satisfyin, so she asks me "can I shift ur stick though?" "QuoC your shit barely rhymes, fix it up if you want to give me a real challenge" I guess you decided against it, but I'll rape you anyways...
Unfortunate that you already used your whole repertoire Because I'm ready to rip you one as I chug Pinot Noir You say you're heated well I'm cold as Siberian ice I will show you why your 7 lines won't suffice It's like your penis, about half as long as it should be For you to have any kind of advantage over me You talk about how you satisfied my girl well then why Is her pussy still tight while your girls is always dry Wanting that lovin I gave her that one time back in July Bring up my name, I'm sure she'll give you a reason to cry.
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On October 12 2009 11:58 DREAM-JOY wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile. So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end Have you got some homies you wanna send I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound I'm the beast the real menace of this blog Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults. And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!" Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows beating me in a battle though, that might get you close If you do step to me man ima give you a dose Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows Man you could say my shit is like a rose They also look so good and you know they score me hoes. And now to get personal, and cut you real deep Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores back on your boat son, time to go home Today you've got no chance to touch me, the system protects my dome Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss 1a2a3a your way onto a loss My imba range siege tanks melting your shit All I have to do is micro vults a little bit. So if your done playing games you can type out to me, Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG" EDIT: Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~ You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D
Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal Your name is like some girly anime reel Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict But you need to get your facts straight You sound like you are trying to masturbate Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly It's time to wave your dreams good-bye You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland
You say you want to get personal, well here it is written: My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittens I hope you find out something worthwhile Because so far you sound like a child Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo I should just stop here, I'm done with you But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue I am going to turn you upside down and spin you I want all these people here to watch you stumble Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr
So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot Give me some info, some details if you dare I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground Choking, unable to utter a sound Give you an epiphany about your entire life Your future: no job and an ugly wife Your past: getting bullied in gym class Your present: never getting any ass Now tell me if that isn't spot on And I'll say no, you're dead wrong I have the clerical vision To make that decision When you sit and think about yourself You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf Easy to read like "See Spot Run" You thought you were unique well let me tell you Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you
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fuck you fana it's not over yet tomorrow I will type up some INSULTING stuff
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On October 12 2009 12:57 YPang wrote: fuck being modest and screw the angolians Just like how kanguskan fucked all but the mongolians fantacist you can still apologize to me you know then i can give you my semen in a bowl
YPang your boy already tried taking a stand for you His flow makes sense at least, that much is true You should just shut up and pretend to forget Because even he couldn't get me to regret The brutal stomping I gave you last page So please crawl away from the stage You don't belong here, with your spelling errors If you keep rhyming I'll make sure to give you terrors About that one time you thought you could rap But only ended up with your ass loaded with caps.
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On October 12 2009 14:36 Fr33t wrote:I couldn't stop laughing when I got to that part, hahahahaha, niiice Haha thanks
On October 13 2009 00:18 Hawk wrote: fanta, you should youtube some of these haha My enunciation is weak relative to my words ): I just can't make certain sounds go together with my mouth. You should do it for me (:
On October 13 2009 08:04 freelander wrote: fuck you fana it's not over yet tomorrow I will type up some INSULTING stuff Lol alright looking forward to it. Doubt you will be able to top UN relief fund. Prove me wrong (:
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On October 13 2009 07:26 YPang wrote: fantacist talks like he's black but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.
Ballislife sounds like some fag A name only thought of by those that want a gag a gag that only i can give, when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid
so lets see what shit you got now you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow" you nerds need to go back to play games life's a bitch only i can handle and tame
You've got some decent rhymes but you gotta get rid of the slack So many lines that don't rhyme, you'd give Poe a heart attack Clean up your game, learn some new words and take a week off, Maybe when you come back you won't be whiter than Hasslehoff
You say I can't surprise you - that's because I ain't got one, Me raping you is not a surprise to anyone,* In this game I am Germany, you are France, I enjoy guns and killing, you love dance. In other words, you're the vagina, not me Anyone with a pair of eyes can see You have on a tu-tu and a* corset* I have a Gatling* gun attached to my 'Vette Now tell me which one of those is more pimp Think objectively, forget you are a gimp Maybe you'll see that you should give up now Because I have sewn the harvest, and I'm ready to plow
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On October 13 2009 08:02 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2009 11:58 DREAM-JOY wrote:On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
+ Show Spoiler +YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end Have you got some homies you wanna send I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound I'm the beast the real menace of this blog Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults. And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!" Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows beating me in a battle though, that might get you close If you do step to me man ima give you a dose Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows Man you could say my shit is like a rose They also look so good and you know they score me hoes. And now to get personal, and cut you real deep Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores back on your boat son, time to go home Today you've got no chance to touch me, the system protects my dome Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss 1a2a3a your way onto a loss My imba range siege tanks melting your shit All I have to do is micro vults a little bit. So if your done playing games you can type out to me, Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG" EDIT: Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~ You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal Your name is like some girly anime reel Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict But you need to get your facts straight You sound like you are trying to masturbate Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly It's time to wave your dreams good-bye You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland You say you want to get personal, well here it is written: My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittensI hope you find out something worthwhile Because so far you sound like a child Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo I should just stop here, I'm done with you But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue I am going to turn you upside down and spin you I want all these people here to watch you stumble Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot Give me some info, some details if you dare I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground Choking, unable to utter a sound Give you an epiphany about your entire life Your future: no job and an ugly wife Your past: getting bullied in gym class Your present: never getting any ass Now tell me if that isn't spot on And I'll say no, you're dead wrong I have the clerical vision To make that decision When you sit and think about yourself You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf Easy to read like "See Spot Run" You thought you were unique well let me tell you Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you
It's the legendary DREAM-JOY up in this Fanatacist it's time to step up boy it's really time to diss I was showing you my C-game before But now it's time to secure my lead in terms of score Leave you so butthurt and leave you so sore Let me show how I flow and how I go toe-to-toe White guy freestyle show you my supreme style
You love kittens? Well i'm the big dog You pussy ass kittycat bout to get shred I come right at you like the predator through the fog I'll put you to your rest, but it won't be in a bed By the time i'm finished tearing you your gonna wish that you were dead If I have to I will pump you full of Kilograms of lead Come at you harder than when your gf gave me head
And now to spit some fire straight into your headspace Your whiter than vanilla ice with mayonnaise on his face You weak little rapper, ,take a step back or get dropped by the DREAMER You talk about my sound? And not above a mumble Just because i'm being nice, and trying to be humble Well it's time to cancel that and show you my power Just like Goku man its over nine thousand So i'll give you some time to come straight back at me Though I know you can't freestyle, so you have 1 hour In that space of time I'll come back and see Just why you cannot touch a true Gee like me.
Your stabs at me are weak boy you gotta see They don't even touch me They feel like pinpricks This shit is just physics I'm large like an Onyx and your tiny like toothpicks Try to war me kid I just come back like the Phoenix And now i'ma let you in on a little of my tactics I make you look like a chump, while I look like a maverick I know i'm pretty godlike but son don't panic You can get it all to end by saying "DREAM, you the shit"
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Now as for Yang we gotta roll, Yang we gotta bounce Get back to swbk I wanna finish this trounce I'm raping him TL, I thought i'd just announce His raps make no sense, like he just smoked an ounce So Yang your looking weak, and our friendship I must just denounce Unless you step back up to me, quit acting like a pussy You better sit back and type out. G fucking G.
Wattup.
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On October 13 2009 08:47 DREAM-JOY wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2009 08:02 fanatacist wrote:On October 12 2009 11:58 DREAM-JOY wrote:On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
+ Show Spoiler +YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end Have you got some homies you wanna send I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound I'm the beast the real menace of this blog Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults. And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!" Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows beating me in a battle though, that might get you close If you do step to me man ima give you a dose Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows Man you could say my shit is like a rose They also look so good and you know they score me hoes. And now to get personal, and cut you real deep Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores back on your boat son, time to go home Today you've got no chance to touch me, the system protects my dome Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss 1a2a3a your way onto a loss My imba range siege tanks melting your shit All I have to do is micro vults a little bit. So if your done playing games you can type out to me, Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG" EDIT: Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~ You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal Your name is like some girly anime reel Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict But you need to get your facts straight You sound like you are trying to masturbate Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly It's time to wave your dreams good-bye You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland You say you want to get personal, well here it is written: My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittensI hope you find out something worthwhile Because so far you sound like a child Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo I should just stop here, I'm done with you But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue I am going to turn you upside down and spin you I want all these people here to watch you stumble Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot Give me some info, some details if you dare I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground Choking, unable to utter a sound Give you an epiphany about your entire life Your future: no job and an ugly wife Your past: getting bullied in gym class Your present: never getting any ass Now tell me if that isn't spot on And I'll say no, you're dead wrong I have the clerical vision To make that decision When you sit and think about yourself You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf Easy to read like "See Spot Run" You thought you were unique well let me tell you Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you It's the legendary DREAM-JOY up in this Fanatacist it's time to step up boy it's really time to diss I was showing you my C-game before But now it's time to secure my lead in terms of score Leave you so butthurt and leave you so sore Let me show how I flow and how I go toe-to-toe White guy freestyle show you my supreme style You love kittens? Well i'm the big dog You pussy ass kittycat bout to get shred I come right at you like the predator through the fog I'll put you to your rest, but it won't be in a bed By the time i'm finished tearing you your gonna wish that you were dead If I have to I will pump you full of Kilograms of lead Come at you harder than when your gf gave me head And now to spit some fire straight into your headspace Your whiter than vanilla ice with mayonnaise on his face You weak little rapper, ,take a step back or get dropped by the DREAMER You talk about my sound? And not above a mumble Just because i'm being nice, and trying to be humble Well it's time to cancel that and show you my power Just like Goku man its over nine thousand So i'll give you some time to come straight back at me Though I know you can't freestyle, so you have 1 hour In that space of time I'll come back and see Just why you cannot touch a true Gee like me. Your stabs at me are weak boy you gotta see They don't even touch me They feel like pinpricks This shit is just physics I'm large like an Onyx and your tiny like toothpicks Try to war me kid I just come back like the Phoenix And now i'ma let you in on a little of my tactics I make you look like a chump, while I look like a maverick I know i'm pretty godlike but son don't panic You can get it all to end by saying "DREAM, you the shit" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now as for Yang we gotta roll, Yang we gotta bounce Get back to swbk I wanna finish this trounce I'm raping him TL, I thought i'd just announce His raps make no sense, like he just smoked an ounce So Yang your looking weak, and our friendship I must just denounce Unless you step back up to me, quit acting like a pussy You better sit back and type out. G fucking G. Wattup. I come back from dinner and what do I see Little Dean Nichols came out to play with me I've got bad news for you kid you better get out I don't like punks with less charisma than a beansprout You had the balls to diss my profile picture When you look like a rat-worm mixture Trying to look cool with your beer bottle Let me break it to you, you're not "full throttle" No one likes you half as much as you do You'll try to counter that but it'll be nothing new Citing your birthday with your ugly-ass crew As if they care about you more than the next brew The real story here is how you managed to trick women To coming to your party when you look like a fat demon I'm guessing there were some roofies involved Added to their low intelligence - problem solved Yea I noticed that you're heavy-set like Rosie O'Donnel I'll make you lose some weight, run you down the Holland Tunnel Your chunky ass jiggling and your asscrack sweating While my Acura gives you a lovetap you won't be forgetting You think you're tough, maybe even won a few fights I'm pretty sure they were on a mountain at night Punk comes out to fight you, you roll down hill Cause an avalanche, claim you won like you got skill Let me break it to you kid, it ain't hard being fat All you gotta do is pound them burgers and KitKats That way every kid on the street can look like you Overweight guy thinking he's tough and true Just because you're 200 lbs and 5 foot 2 Too bad you are 50% lard and 50% bullshit Lips so swollen from sucking cock you can't even spit Oh wait you didn't tell anyone you were gay? Sorry but it's not a secret, it's plain as day Rapping about video games and Onyx You must have had that Pokemon Hooked on Phonics That's not enough to get you anywhere in this battle So bend down and get yourself a saddle I'll be riding your dumbass all night long Don't get your hopes up, I don't want your schlong You'll just be my slave, and I am the master Making you burn that weight, faster, faster
Now that I showed you that your girls and bros ain't shit Let me start denouncing your raps, which you think are a hit You have some signs of talent here and there Although hypocrisy is your strong suit, I don't care Calling me whiter than Vanilla Ice, that's okay, Inside you're more of a fag than Tay Zonday, Singing about chocolate rain, that's my shit coming down, A destructive tsunami washing you out of this town, Not that you care, as long as you have your Pokemon Red Masturbating to Misty in your Team Rocket bed And what the fuck did you just talk about DBZ How can you even make it that easy, now it's just 1-2-3 Here is how I see it, straight and simple: You're a nerd with a thousand pimples Covering up his anime addiction With some alcoholic fiction Secretly sneaking snickers To fully fatigue your fingers Unwrapping the wrappers Imitating B.I.G., the famous rapper Not in sound but in size It's time to recognize That you need to chill with the lard Stop looking at men to get hard Get out of your bed, fix your shit Maybe jog* a little, get fit Then you'll get some pussy, if you keep your mouth shut Put down that razorblade, it's not yet time to cut I know I've been brutal but you still have hope First you have to get off this slippery slope Because any beef you got with me has got to go Before I end you with my omnipotent flow Oh wait, it's too late, you're already dead Bullet shot straight through your empty head Rest in peace, and honestly, God bless How big a hole to dig for you, no one can assess.
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You call me fat but your an emo little bitch Your losing all your weight when blood drips from your wrists Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size Like Godzilla stomping on your shit no-one even meets my eyes I'm larger than you all, larger than life. Wanna war with me you need more than a gun or a knife Compare me to iNcontrol I bench press the world If it will impress her, I will bench press your girl And if my pecs get tired than I will start to curl Cos i'm still a muscly beast, and the you gotta learn is that I love to feast I love to feast on fakeass faggots like yourself You gotta know this cos protein is good for your health
Your profile pics not the only little bitch i'm gonna diss A handful of your friends are gonna cop a dose of this Olver+Andy both your boyfriends? Your only photo album dedicated to them Even the two asians are twice your size, getting in on a relationship I must condemn Involving a giraffe and all wtf is that, homo, beastiality what else are you into? You must get around town, causing some mayhem but now i'm done with them, I bid them Adieu Moving on to little Vivian, she's looking quite cute. Gotta be a shame that she fucking hates you So send her on through brother send me her number When I finish with her i'll move onto another And the final of your whack ass friends I gotta diss Can't pronounce her last name but its something like this "Esquivel" man even she knows your gay Talking bout your train of thought she fucking raped you that day I would diss your friends more, but its a sad fucking scene I cannot say no more because you got no friends on your team The rest came to me, they know i'm the king They all just wanna let me command them like they lings
You Russian little communist time to take a seat Democracy and Capitalism we are gonna bring the heat Just like in world war 2 my sides gonna win the war While you can sit there and become some Germans little whore I can continue to spin this fucking racist shit, but I know its not fair It's becaue i'm Australian and you can't touch our lair Land of the kings, the beasts and the best. I could even get GTR to come attest It's no contest, we win hands down. From wherever you come from we still take the crown
You comment on my party, I find this shit funny The last birthday he hung with anyone it was with his "mummy" You got no fucking friends, I have to have a laugh In school they would always push you on your ass laugh and laugh and laugh, at the nerd you really are Can't do any sports and can't run very far A lonely little geek, a nerd with no friends go and get some life skills i've seen these sort of trends Sprial through depression, Sprial through the rage Murder-suicide newspaper first page Greg Schultz does the name ring a bell? The guy who was living in his own personal hell In a few years kid thats gonna be you get out and socialise instead of smoking on your own Before you have to bust a cap in your own dome.
Maybe Roofies were involved? Women wanna score with me But like MC Hammer man I'm like a god that can't be touched The women really want this so they try to drug me Your mother for example, she wants to get hitched But I gotta let her know that she cannot have this
You think your good at pool, playing like a tool Your scrawny ass bitch arms couldn't even move the cue And I don't mean to be cruel but man you better gain some weight An anorexic, bullemic emo man i'll eat you like lunchmeat Try to test me and you'll meet a deadly fate I might weigh alot, but you weigh next to nothing Can't be healthy fucker go and eat something I like how I was right about you taking like an hour Freestyle ain't your game, get back to your corner. Cower. Leave this shit to the real men please Your embarrasing us all, I just have gotta plead GTFO its what we all really need Making all freestylers look as lame as Ron Paul
So that's where i'm gonna leave it for an hour or two Better do some study, its what I need to do I'l leave you sitting here an uneducationed stoner queer But while i'm gone try to score a bitch and build a career Your life is down the shitter right now I gotta say Probably live in your mothers basement playing GTA
EDIT: Also to the mods, this is all supposed to be in good fun. I don't really hold that view of Russians, or his friends (Except Vivian). And To Fana, you fucking schooled me this last verse. But i'll come back stronger man! ~.~
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On October 13 2009 07:28 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2009 02:51 SayaSP wrote:On October 11 2009 03:27 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote: oh its fana
hey fana, the only boy i miss funny that i see you rap like this not that you're funny I just love you honey but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap hmm. actually its really hard cuz like I don't even know It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro LOL the turbo on the burner of rice So how you been man, life's nice? How about them girls, Givin them a whirl? Either way man hit me back again I remember when we used to rhyme way back when Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs Oh. Well, it's like, my gee-eff she's not the bee-est if you talk about her bee-reasts she's like flat as a board i dont really think she'll grow anymore she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven" got mind straight from heaven and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings guides me the right way and not to red herrings well thats that. hmm starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore but i guess i could download and retrace my steps to the clown road where we trolled 2v2s random and random, me and you shit was super good man we aint even lost man but i guess thats the deal on us east where random pubbies just feel so free where were zero loss and wins fifty lol Well damn I remember that other girl was well-chested So I assumed in breasts you were invested Glad to hear that she's treating you well Otherwise I'd kill her and send her to hell Better get that game on that computer Because we are gonna have to tutor Those fags on USEast about bein baller A real pimp, true shot-caller Until then good luck with all your shit If you ever want to get high I'll give you a hit So come up to Jersey sometime soon We'll party from midnight to noon ;D oh.
I gave the other girl up dude Then I gave my own life a reboot. And besides, she was still in school not that I don't like young girls they still make me drool
now im good though, my girl is acting her age i put some old demons back in their cage not that new family problems arent makin me rage oh well, it's not like no ones got em somebody's had dudes rob them
but yea dude i dunno if im still into sc im prob rusty as hell and pretty free and high is good im down with that maybe one day we'll chill on a dock with fat blunts and fishermans hats
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On October 13 2009 07:09 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2009 13:03 BalliSLife wrote:On October 11 2009 03:12 fanatacist wrote:On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote: aite fantascist here goes
you're freestyle is absurd the worse i've ever heard i'm the illest emcee coming out of vancity battling while high on weed and ecstasy i'm on another level this shits for intellectuals my flows so sick just like the swine flu bling shine so bright it's about to blind you watch you're back i got that knife behind you was that too violent? maybe i should of kept silent but you ain't no sissy so go ahead and try to diss me i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me
You accusin me of having weak raps Well it's time to tighten your straps Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition To show you why your pathetic rendition Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore You follow me kid? I don't think so I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b So back down with your attempts to contest The fruits of my lyrical conquest I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega. you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch everything you say, I'll disregard it genesis sega? ya you must be retarded You use a lot of big words congratulations, you sound like a nerd if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath save my raw skills for whoever wants next So come back at me with you're very best I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest Telling me to return with my very best How about two bulletholes in your chest? Metaphorical wounds from this battle Ending your life like slaughtered cattle Calling me a nerd like I give a shit I've fucked dozens, you've never seen a clit So where does that leave you and me? You're at Wendy's serving me a smoothie Jealous of my expensive ride and beautiful girl Realizing that you'll never get either in this world Got me shook you must be mistaking Myself for some other kid who's faking Step away from the mirror son before you cry Trying to come up with rhymes on the fly It's fruitless, TL is my witness, You obviously lack the fitness To compete with me in this arena The crowd, well, they'll forget they've ever seen ya.
After twenty four hours I really expected more don't give me that lame excuse, oh a "broken keyboard" you see, i don't even need a good beat cause in a rap battle you gotta be quick on your feet you think you're a pimp cause you said you fucked dozens it's a shame since they were all you're cousins so you have an expensive ride and beautiful girl? nah, you're just high in you're imaginary world getting a chance to battle me, you should really cherish it cause making this thread was really an embarrassment it's clear that i'm on a different level leave rap alone and try heavy metal messing with me gotcha your head all crazy with shit like that it don't even phase me i'm SICK wit it!
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still , I can't see any point of rap as a genre. It's lame.
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On October 13 2009 22:21 freelander wrote: still , I can't see any point of rap as a genre. It's lame. I don't like most rap, but there is good stuff out there. Makes sense for you to post that after Ballislife though ;D
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MAN ITS FUCKING COLD TIME FOR YOU LITTLE BITCHES TO GET ROLLED THIS THREAD SENDING ME INTO RAGES YEAH CAPS LOCK IS ON CUZ IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS GOT TO SIX PAGES IM TL'S TROLLING DON WAKE UP START MY DAY WITH HOT COFFEE END THEM BY SCORING WINS LIKE MIKE BOSSY NAH WHO MY KIDDIN THE ISLES GOIN TO KANSAS CITY SAME SQUAD DIFFERENT CITY—THAT TEAM STILL SHITTY KINDA LIKE FANTAS RAP KIDS LIKE A DOGGY BAG FILLED WITH CRAP I GOT THE MODS ON PAYROLL DONT BELIEVE ME? FAKESTEVE WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD ROLL YEAH KID THIS MY NERD RAP MY MAGNUM OPUS YOUR VERSES ARE A MEME LIKE ACKBAR'S TRAP GO HANG YOURSELF—ILL SHOW YOU WHERE THE ROPE IS
(for awesome rap, gol isten to gangstaar or nas... my friend has me keep on listening to lupe fiasco, he reminds me of what kanye would be like if kanye wasnt a total shithead)
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