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Hello everyone and welcome to blog number 2, wont be as big as number one because of an internet shortage that increased my fertility rate and interest in women by 100% so while the internet was down I did some constructive reproduction.
So I got back to the games yesterday and thought id make a quick post here just to update the current situation, my APM still fluctuates greatly but steadily coming to terms with my disorder in that while it spikes above 200 it still remains on an average of 50.
In my first blog I kind of lied, or as I did might have implied I said I would try out TERRAN. Because they where manly and everything manly gets a thumbs up from most players. Well my doctor just diagnosed my manliness to an all time low.
In fact its so low…. NOMG IS THAT A REAPER? 2 MINUTES INTO THE GAME? AND THEY ARE KILLING MY STUFF? THEY ARE RAPING ME AND IT HURTS.
For those of you that are unaware of what a reaper is:
Take a good look folks, before it jumps up a cliff and rapes your mineral line, and my band of merry marines that where made for defence, Martin and Mack got fucked too.
I’m talking straight up the rectum elephant dick fucked.
Yea
That kind of you won’t ever recover from.
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ya 8 rax is a bitch, lucky me i have queens.
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On May 03 2010 22:57 zealing wrote: ya 8 rax is a bitch, lucky me i have queens.
Ditto! I actually like it when I get reaper rushed. Its relatively easy to hold off, and you are so far ahead economically. A timing push with roaches more often than not results in gg.
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Pff, Reapers are fucking weak
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That picture reminded me of borderlands.
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SCVs?????
GO marauder every game unless its vs zerg.
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I was hoping there was a reaper from Mass Effect in here.
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Thank you for the picture. I was unaware of what a Reaper was.
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Oh my... reaper harass on steppes of war is ridiculous. If a zerg player tries 8pooling the terren will have I reaper that rapes all lings
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40k jump pack trooper anyone?
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On May 04 2010 05:16 sc4k wrote: 40k jump pack trooper anyone?
i think they were assault marines or something like that
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yeah and they had pistols and chainswords and were way more psychotic
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but warhammer 40k doesnt have mineral lines, all these badasses did was look awesome and then die to Deff Dreads and Looted tanks.
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Well... Admittingly vs. zerg it's not as effective. But versus Toss? HELL YEA
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I had a 13 kill reaper (1 zealot, 12 probes) after a 10rax opening on Blistering Sands yesterday. I felt so manly afterwards.
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