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I am dissapoint with you TeamLiquid.
Firstly, in the past 3 days, when I logged on I had to wait an average of 26.4 seconds (standard deviation of 12.352s if you're interested) to access the main page after I logged on. This just isin't good enough. Is Hot_B1CH not doing their job properly, is it because the ponies went home, or maybe too many derps?
Second, I was quite let down this week when I watched TSL3. No, contrary to what you may believe I found the tournament to be quite good, but the service was worse than a one-armed blind giraffe. On roller-skates. What I'm saying is thanks to your 'popularity' and the really high-quality tournament you're putting on, as well as the awesome community you've managed to foster, you've put on so much smexy blubber that at the end of NaDa vs TLO's games there were so many people online that I was incapable of spamming every and any thread I could find with unadulterated + Show Spoiler [TSL3 Results, or maybe not, just click…] + fanboysim. Apparently the server was having trouble handling the traffic, I mean, WTF :/ SERIOUSLY TEAMLIQUID, DOWNLOAD MORE RAM OR SOMETHING!
Thirdly, if I said what I really wanted to say I'd get " cool story bro" 'd, so instead I'll write it in TI-83/84 Basic and you'll have to plug it, verbatem, into your calculator to find out what my final complaint is:
: ClrHome : "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"->Str1 : While 1 : getkey->K : If K : Then : randInt(1,27)->A : Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),sub(Str1,A,1) ) : End
Thank you and have a nice day, knowing that I should go to sleep as soon as possible, in order to be able to wake up in exactly 9 hours to watch SWL PLAYOFFS!!! OMG SKT1 !
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United States4053 Posts
man that is one pretty messy complaint
edit + Show Spoiler +It prints a random letter at a random location on screen every time a key is pressed + Show Spoiler +i spent all my middle school years coding in TI-84 BASIC, so i didn't even input it into my calculator ,_,
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trying to guess what the code does lol... time to find an compiler/emulator
edit: nvm thanks to poster above
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+ Show Spoiler [SECRET] + It was origionally a Troll a programming buddy gave me "oh yeah, keep on pressing enter to reveal the secret code" and I did.... What did you read it or have to input it?
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Sweet! I just download 4GB (2x2GB). It was pretty fast too. Man, now my computer can be super speedy.
Thanks for the link!
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The sad thing is that 99% of TL won't get the joke.
Edit - oh man, that thread wasn't even from veg. I assumed it was a veg thread lol.
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That site is legit. I think R1CH should download a few hundred gigs of RAM and ensure that TL is always running very smoothly.
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yeah, #$#@ing teamliquid, needs more fast!!!1 + Show Spoiler +still april 1st in the US...
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what the heck. that site looks to good to be true.
edit: lol I have one more post than the guy above me. WIIIIIIN
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Hahaha, what is this blog I don't even, it's not April Fools anymore.
On April 02 2011 04:24 garbanzo wrote:Sweet! I just download 4GB (2x2GB). It was pretty fast too. Man, now my computer can be super speedy. Thanks for the link!
Only 4gbs, gotta think bigger man. Also, this instantly reminded me of Veg... ROFL
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I couldn't tell if the OP was kidding or not before reading the comments =P
//tx
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United States5162 Posts
On April 02 2011 04:27 triangle wrote: The sad thing is that 99% of TL won't get the joke.
Edit - oh man, that thread wasn't even from veg. I assumed it was a veg thread lol.
Yea I don't get it. I want to, and I see the sarcasm, but I don't understand this download RAM stuff.
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OP, you seriously need to skate.
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On April 02 2011 06:02 Chef wrote: OP, you seriously need to skate.
OH HELL NO. *Jumps into car and speeds off*
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On April 02 2011 06:09 57 Corvette wrote:OH HELL NO. *Jumps into car and speeds off* Just relax it.
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it's "u gotta sk8" iirc
I like how they included the link to the stream on the error page though.
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