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So.. I was surfing the internet and I found a site that is like a search engine, but with real people. It's really fun to play around with them. By the way PLZ!!! post your logs!!
I ASK YOU GUYS ONE THING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR IP ASSES BANNED FROM THE SITE. (I DO THINK IT WILL BECOME USEFUL WHEN YOUR GOING TO END UP NEEDING IT.) BE NICE AND GIVE THEM A GREAT RATING, AND THEY WON'T MIND AS MUCH THAT YOU'RE PRANKING THEM. AND KEEP IT WITHHIN LIMITS NO CHILD PORN SEARCHES...
I hope your as immature as I am and will enjoy this site.
http://www.chacha.com/
One of my logs...
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Nora(55475) Nora(55475): Welcome to ChaCha! Nora(55475): Hello how are you doing today? What can I find for you? You: Hello Nora. I am doing just fine. You: I am looking for a Korean gosu. You: Korean gosu for Starcraft that is. Nora(55475): Okay would you like general info. on it? You: Sure. Nora(55475): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I\\\'m finding the most relevant results for your search. You: Hmm that is doesn\\\'t seeem to be starcraft. You: Do you have boxer in stock? Nora(55475): Sorry about that one moment while I am still searching. You: And does boxer come with a money back guarantee? Nora(55475): Are these results sufficient? You: gosugamers really isn\\\'t gosu You: team liquid is much more gosu You: but i still want boxer Nora(55475): I\\\'m sorry I can\\\'t seem to find what you\\\'re looking for would you like me to transfer you to another guide who can help? You: no i like you Nora(55475): Okay, one moment while I search for you please You: are youo a real person? Nora(55475): Yes, I am a real person You: thats the reply that a robot would say Nora(55475): I\\\'m not a robot, though I am a real person You: how many fingers do you have? Nora(55475): I have 10 fingers.. are these results sufficent? You: yes thank you! Nora(55475): Okay, thank you for using ChaCha and have a great day!
O by the way you have to enter something in and press guide.
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we had a monstrous/hilarious thread on this at liquidpoker
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... O_O Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Stephanie(8498) Stephanie(8498): Welcome to ChaCha! You: HI Stephanie(8498): Hi, what can I find for you? You: micro Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Donna(9368) Donna(9368): Welcome to ChaCha!
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OMG how do u get that guide person to talk to u -_-
edit: nvm
edit2: wow this is fucking amazing...could have so much fun w/ this... ^_^
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On February 22 2007 11:46 Metal[x] wrote: OMG how do u get that guide person to talk to u -_-
edit: nvm
edit2: wow this is fucking amazing...could have so much fun w/ this... ^_^
Just don't over do it they might IP ban you if you piss them off enough. And I can see this site might actually be helpful when your doing those last minute 20 page research papers.
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wow this is a cool search engine.
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On February 22 2007 11:43 lil.sis wrote: we had a monstrous/hilarious thread on this at liquidpoker post link?
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oh shit they will ban my IP? im having so much fun w/ them right now...
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Korea (South)11558 Posts
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OFMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING FOR 5 MINUTES AND I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES
+ Show Spoiler + Floofy Canada. December 18 2006 04:50. Posts 3368
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Marilyn P: Hello Marilyn P: How may I help you? You: I am looking to learn how to become rich Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you You: Are you a rich person? Marilyn P: No I am not You: You should use the links you are giving me then Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
they arent very nice to me =/
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On February 22 2007 11:54 Metal[x] wrote: oh shit they will ban my IP? im having so much fun w/ them right now...
I'm not sure they might...
Post your logs!!
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i just based my log off yours to test out the waters ya know, but then the guy directed me to someone with "more expertise" and i kept asking her questions...
EDIT: i was reading the thread from liquid poker...and this is soooo funny!! Aneesa F: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: i am looking forward to suicide myself seriously. how can i do it. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: C.J C.J: Welcome to ChaCha! C.J: How may I assist your search? You: hi CJ You: how are u doing today C.J: I'm doing great and yourself? You: not really. im sad and im looking forward to suicide, i want to browse my options can u help? C.J: absolutely not You: why C.J: I can find you someone to talk to instead. You: i thought that was your job You: can i talk to you C.J: I'm here to help you find legal info, not help you commit suicide. C.J: sure You: im not sure u could belive this You: but i found my dog with You: hmm.. my best female friend You: not girlfriend tho You: i think she has problems. C.J: You found them doing what exactly? You: you know.. i can't say it You: sex i guess You: is it even called that way between a human and animal? C.J: You know it's called beastiality. C.J: This is your prank? You: i am not kidding. You: i made a thread on teamliquid.net You: about it. C.J: Suicide should never be an option for you. You: i don't think anybody understands me. anyway. i don't know what to do. C.J: Your life is priceless. You: should i talk to her? i mean, is it worth it? You: should i talk to my dog? You: should i stay away from both? C.J: If she is truly your friend, talk to her. You: tell me something CJ. do you enjoy your life? C.J: Is there more to this story? C.J: I enjoy my life very much. C.J: It's not perfect, but it never will be. You: well. im the only one i know, and im not sure if i should tell her parents You: or mine You: pretty weird situation C.J: Is this a real situation or a prank? You: i am not kidding. man. and obvioulsy no one will believe me. i know that You: i know what to expect. C.J: Well, there is no reason for you to harm yourself because of someone else's poor judgement. You: she was my only friend. You: and im unique child. You: my dog was like the only thing i liked on my family C.J: If it is bothering you more than you can stand it, just talk to your parents You: my parents are divorced and You: we are all having problems You: it is all a mess You: my father has a gun under the bed You: i got to go. You: bye C.J: wait. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Katherine(73306) Katherine(73306): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello Katherine(73306): hi there Katherine(73306): what information on stacraft are you looking for? Katherine(73306): *starcraft You: well, i'm looking for information on a player You: he goes by "nal_ra" Katherine(73306): I think you need access to the starcraft site to get info on players and i don't have that You: which starcraft site? Katherine(73306): just a sec let me see if i can find it for you You: ok, thanks. Katherine(73306): actually, he is listed on the wiki page for starcraft You: ah, figures that's the one place i don't look Katherine(73306): and blizzard.com has official forums for starcraft you have to register for to use You: thanks alot. You: blizzard is noob. Katherine(73306): anything else? You: can i get a phone number? Katherine(73306): would you like additional sites that mention him? You: no, but i'd like your digits. Katherine(73306): not gonna happen You: but i like long walks on the beach Katherine(73306): i hope this search helped You: and candle lit dinners Katherine(73306): Thanks again for using ChaCha. I am glad I could help with your search and hope that you found the results helpful! If your ChaCha experience was great, please rate me as so. On behalf of myself and the other guides, thanks, come back soon, and have a wonderful day. Katherine(73306): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended
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On February 22 2007 12:01 Metal[x] wrote: i just based my log off yours to test out the waters ya know, but then the guy directed me to someone with "more expertise" and i kept asking her questions...
EDIT: i was reading the thread from liquid poker...and this is soooo funny!! Aneesa F: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: i am looking forward to suicide myself seriously. how can i do it. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: C.J C.J: Welcome to ChaCha! C.J: How may I assist your search? You: hi CJ You: how are u doing today C.J: I'm doing great and yourself? You: not really. im sad and im looking forward to suicide, i want to browse my options can u help? C.J: absolutely not You: why C.J: I can find you someone to talk to instead. You: i thought that was your job You: can i talk to you C.J: I'm here to help you find legal info, not help you commit suicide. C.J: sure You: im not sure u could belive this You: but i found my dog with You: hmm.. my best female friend You: not girlfriend tho You: i think she has problems. C.J: You found them doing what exactly? You: you know.. i can't say it You: sex i guess You: is it even called that way between a human and animal? C.J: You know it's called beastiality. C.J: This is your prank? You: i am not kidding. You: i made a thread on teamliquid.net You: about it. C.J: Suicide should never be an option for you. You: i don't think anybody understands me. anyway. i don't know what to do. C.J: Your life is priceless. You: should i talk to her? i mean, is it worth it? You: should i talk to my dog? You: should i stay away from both? C.J: If she is truly your friend, talk to her. You: tell me something CJ. do you enjoy your life? C.J: Is there more to this story? C.J: I enjoy my life very much. C.J: It's not perfect, but it never will be. You: well. im the only one i know, and im not sure if i should tell her parents You: or mine You: pretty weird situation C.J: Is this a real situation or a prank? You: i am not kidding. man. and obvioulsy no one will believe me. i know that You: i know what to expect. C.J: Well, there is no reason for you to harm yourself because of someone else's poor judgement. You: she was my only friend. You: and im unique child. You: my dog was like the only thing i liked on my family C.J: If it is bothering you more than you can stand it, just talk to your parents You: my parents are divorced and You: we are all having problems You: it is all a mess You: my father has a gun under the bed You: i got to go. You: bye C.J: wait. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
OH MY GOD ROFL
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Let's all Become guides :D!
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I'm too much of a nice guy to do a shit like this to someone who is willing to help .
That is fucked up to prank people like that, but w/e I get a good laugh out of it XD!
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Lauralyn(76302) Lauralyn(76302): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello Lauralyn(76302): hello Lauralyn(76302): How may I help you You: So yesterday I was playing a game, and my friend said that since I couldn't cover the hotels he h ad on bordwalk he took my soul... You: is that cereal? Lauralyn(76302): Is what cereal? You: can people do that? You: I know it is stupid, but I am a recent Buddhist convert and I was told people can do such things. You: So I was hoping for a second opinion Lauralyn(76302): Im sorry I am not following you Lauralyn(76302): can they take what? You: can people take your soul. Lauralyn(76302): no You: why? You: If people can "take" dignity, why can they not take ones soul? Lauralyn(76302): you are a buddist you should know You: well like i said I am a newly converted buddhist Lauralyn(76302): ok well your church can help you with this =) You: What if they don't recognize me? Does your physical self change when you are voidless of soul? You: I know you aren't an expert, but if you can just give me gut answers... Lauralyn(76302): would you like me to search this for you? You: No thats ok. I was more curious how another person felt, I don't really know how to break this to someone else, on a more personal level. You: If this troubled you I am deeply sorry, this was the only place I could think of asking without being embarrassed. Lauralyn(76302): ?? that you don't have a soul? You: Yes. Lauralyn(76302): well you do have a soul Lauralyn(76302): monopoly is just a game=) You: You know, you could be right. Maybe that jerk was just being silly and I am all worked up over nothing! Lauralyn(76302): Yes i thi nk so You: Hey thanks alot! I am going to go "take" his soul. WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY? You: "tables have turned peter!" Lauralyn(76302): yes it would You: Ok thanks alot! Lauralyn(76302): your welcome Lauralyn(76302): good luck=) Lauralyn(76302): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended
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wow... you guys are so lame!
prank calls are much more fun :o
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Your location is:~~~~IP~~~
lol?
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"well you do have a soul"
Those fuckers are BRILLIANT.
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On February 22 2007 12:11 funKie wrote: Let's all Become guides :D!
how can u become guide? this thing has potential.. might get very fun :D
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On February 22 2007 12:19 Pika Chu wrote:how can u become guide? this thing has potential.. might get very fun :D
You have to be invited by someone who has reached the Master lvl.
Wtf.
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Your location is:~~~~IP~~~ lol?
yea i got banned to for asking about child porn;o
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Theyre really nice and useful I find. Shame I dont see this idea lasting very long
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On February 22 2007 12:24 OverTheUnder wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 12:18 funKie wrote:Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.
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Your location is:~~~~IP~~~ lol? yea i got banned to for asking about child porn;o
haha I was going to do that good thing i didn't!!!
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I'm plotting evilness!! Don't have to read it all basically its how to become a guide on the site.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Malonie(20205) Malonie(20205): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello, how are you? Malonie(20205): Hi there and what would you like to know about chacha.com? You: Yes I would actually. Malonie(20205): I am well, thanks for asking. You: I was interested on how to become I guide. You: I think it is a really neat job. Malonie(20205): you must have an invitation from a master guide. You: A master guide? You: Do you mind telling me a little more? Malonie(20205): a guide that has trained through ranks to master. Malonie(20205): sure You: O, where can I find a master guide? Malonie(20205): one moment please and I can set up an interview with one. You: Wow! Thank you! Malonie(20205): email this person for an interview at the address highlighted. Malonie(20205): is there anything else I can help you with? You: Yes.. Malonie(20205): what would that be and how can I help.? You: Do you mind telling me a little about your job? Is fun talking to people? Malonie(20205): well it is a real job. we are independant contractors. talking to people is great and helping them is better. You: So you get paid? You: Do you mind if I ask how much? Malonie(20205): yes, 5-10 per search hour depending on our rank and progress You: Wow, thats really good! You: Wow, thank you for the links really appreciated it! You've been a big help! Malonie(20205): anything else I can help you with? You: No, that will be all thanks again. Malonie(20205): Thank you, have a great day and I hope I earned a great rating from you! Malonie(20205): you've been great too. You: You will. Malonie(20205): bye for now. You: Bye. Malonie(20205): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Rudy(78146) Rudy(78146): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello. Rudy(78146): Hi. What would you like to know about ChaCha? You: I spoke recently with someone there and they gave me links You: on how to become a guide You: but none of them seem to have a resume that I can fill out You: I am very interested in becoming a guide will you be willing to give me a little more info Rudy(78146): You have to be invited to become a guide. Rudy(78146): I might be able to get you one. You: Wow, thanks! Rudy(78146): Are you over 18? You: Yes Rudy(78146): Are you a US citizen? You: 19 actually You: yes also a US citizen Rudy(78146): Do you have high speed internet? You: RCN Cable Rudy(78146): Are you adept at using the internet? You: Very, spend a lot of time on internet. You: Rudy(78146): Are you willing to give your SSN for tax purposes? You: hmmm You: thats a maybe You: but if I have to yes You: have to see legimate papers You: first Rudy(78146): All guides must put their SSN on a W-9 form to become a guide. Rudy(78146): Do you get easily frustrated? You: If it's for tax purposes than yes You: Not at all I am one with myself. You: very peaceful Rudy(78146): Do you know how ChaCha pays guides? You: yes You: 5-10 an hour depending on your rank You: you work yourself up You: is that correct? Rudy(78146): per search hour You: can you clarify a little bit more? Rudy(78146): You are only paid for time you spend searching. Anytime inbetween searches does not count. Rudy(78146): I'll find a link. You: ok I understand now You: like this time right now does not count You: correct? You: only when searching for links You: if I understand correclty Rudy(78146): Only when connected with an infoseeker. You: alright You: anything else? Rudy(78146): How much time do you expect to spend weekly working? You: how much time can you work? Rudy(78146): as much as you want. You: hmm.. I can work maybe 3-4 hours a day You: more if that is too little Rudy(78146): That is plenty. You: ok Rudy(78146): What is your email? You: sc.paran0id.andr0id@gmail.com You: with zeros Rudy(78146): Ok. I'll send you an invite shortly. You: wow thanks! Rudy(78146): I have to leave this session to do so. You: that is ok but Rudy(78146): Bye. You: is there anything You: else that i need to know before you go? Rudy(78146): yes? You: thats important? Rudy(78146): do you know about keywords? You: in a search engines? You: most used websites get moved up the list like in google You: thank you ill read over the link Rudy(78146): the first link has a lot of info on anything about ChaCha, and the second is about keywords You: thank very muc You: much** Rudy(78146): No problem. Rudy(78146): Bye. Rudy(78146): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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" Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey AshleyL: Hello, how can I help you? You: im searching for my chips AshleyL: ok what kind are they You: i was JUST gonna start the movie when i realised i cant find them You: its a green bag You: its the standard ones AshleyL: ok well do you have a legit search...something i can find online You: o wait, this is for online only? You: you cant find things ive lost? AshleyL: yes im very sorry AshleyL: nope You: ah okay my bad You: sorry You: but wait You: you can help me online too AshleyL: yes AshleyL: sure You: im searching for You: a store where i can buy chips You: if i dont find my bag AshleyL: ok let me find something for you You: i want them to ship me some chips AshleyL: ok one moment please You: oh god i was just gonna start that movie... and then theyre gone lol You: happens all the time right You: i mean right when you need something, its gone You: BAM You: nowhere AshleyL: ofc ourse it always happens like that You: been searching all over my apartment You: even behind my desk You: do they ship to sweden? AshleyL: im sure theyll ship anywhere for you You: ah cool You: i hope they can ship it fast You: need to return that movie by tomorrow AshleyL: Are these results sufficient? AshleyL: what movie?? You: the shawnshank redemption You: great movie You: have you seen it? AshleyL: oh yes great movie AshleyL: yes mant times You: its a bit long You: but so good AshleyL: yes very AshleyL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: i like that its kinda slow You: hm You: no not really You: you been to great help You: thanks AshleyL: Your very welcome, thanks for trying ChaCha! AshleyL: Have a great night and Happy Holidays! You: you too! AshleyL: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! AshleyL: goodnight! AshleyL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended."
lmfao omg edit: not mine stole from lp
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this bastard ignored me T_T
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Steven(15253) Steven(15253): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello? Steven(15253): hi Steven(15253): how can I help you You: Well you see, there is a HUGE debate in my school about which race is best...What do you think? Steven(15253): Okay Steven(15253): starcarft right? You: Oh yea...starcraft Steven(15253): ohay Steven(15253): okay You: Do you play starcraft? Steven(15253): Yes You: Is that so? Which server do you play on? Steven(15253): don't know any' You: ...I thought you played starcraft... Steven(15253): yeah Steven(15253): Are these results sufficient? You: Not really... wiki doesnt count as a reliable source You: Because anyone on the internet can post on there You: as for blizzard, i looked and it doesnt answer my question =( You: So, if you play starcraft, how do you not know any servers? T_T You: Also, I think your going off-topic, my question was "which race is best..." You: What is your input on the matter my friend, Steven? You: Are you still there? I feel like im talking to myself... You: Your mean...bad rating for you!
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On February 22 2007 12:18 {88}iNcontroL wrote: "well you do have a soul"
Those fuckers are BRILLIANT.
she lied.
burnnn
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: George(29756) George(29756): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey George(29756): Hello, how are you? You: a little burnt out George(29756): What can I find for you? You: i need an awesome build order for mass recalling reavers against some zerg You: i hate zerg George(29756): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: hurry the lings r coming! George(29756): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
its a start
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I got an invitation, but it requires me to put SS # down, can any internet savvy people tell me if this site is legit? Or might it be a scam?
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Wow, I think I win for the longest length of replies in one session...
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Christopher(78869) Christopher(78869): Welcome to ChaCha! Christopher(78869): Hello Christopher(78869): How can i help you with starcraft? You: Hi, I am quite angry w/ ChaCha Christopher(78869): Why, what happened? You: I have been blown off by one of your guides... You: Did not even help me w/ my search, and he wouldn't respond back to me... Christopher(78869): Sorry about that, you can rate them bad and it will go on their record Christopher(78869): Hopefully he will get kicked out Christopher(78869): I can help you You: oh, dont worry i rated him as "sucks kerrigan weiner!" You: hopefully, yes Christopher(78869): What are you trying to search for? You: You see, as I told the previous guide, there is a HUGE debate over which race is superior in my class...and I am not sure which to say You: what do you think? Christopher(78869): which class? You: which race You: you know, starcraft wise... You: Is that what you were asking? Christopher(78869): yea You: So, which do you think is the best? Christopher(78869): I would say the Terrans Christopher(78869): which did you think? You: I was thinking Z erg actually, is there reason behind you picking Terran? Christopher(78869): I just liked their manpower better, better aresnal Christopher(78869): arsenal You: Which kind of arsenal, I need solid evidence for my choice when I speak in class, or else my classmates will make fun of me =( Christopher(78869): Ive only played warcraft for a short time on the 64, let me get you someone who may know more Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Cyndie(76860) Cyndie(76860): Welcome to ChaCha! Cyndie(76860): Hi! Cyndie(76860): could you please tell me what exactly are you looking for on this topic? ^_^ You: Wait, what just happened? You: I thought I was talking to Christopher... Cyndie(76860): maybe some problem with the system Cyndie(76860): my name is Cyndie, can i help you finding something about starcraft? You: So, am I sppose to go throught the grueling process i had w/ Christopher w/ you now? You: through* Cyndie(76860): well, if you want i can help you You: Okay, I'll give it a try...supposedly third times a charm right? Cyndie(76860): yes Cyndie(76860): could you please tell me what exactly are you looking for on this topic? ^_^ You: Okay, I am just going to copy and paste because my finger are getting tired and cramped from talking to the other guys You: "You see, as I told the previous guide, there is a HUGE debate over which race is superior in my class...and I am not sure which to say" Cyndie(76860): ok You: Which do you think is the best? Cyndie(76860): i'll try to find that for you Cyndie(76860): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: So this was the only thing on the topic? Cyndie(76860): you can look at those links , there are lots of information about the races and all their pros and cons Cyndie(76860): i'll just keep looking for you You: Do you have an opinion of your own? Cyndie(76860): i haven't played starcraft You: I really would like to know, you seem like a very nice girl ^_^ Cyndie(76860): thanks Cyndie(76860): i love video games, but i haven't played that one You: ohh..ok let me just ask this then...Terran, Zerg, or Protoss? Cyndie(76860): on the third link i just sent you it seems like the protoss are superior, but its just an opinion You: Which name do you like the best? Terran, Zerg, or Protoss? Cyndie(76860): hmm Zerg Cyndie(76860): Are these results sufficient? You: Wow, this could be a match made in heaven...Do you know anything about progaming in Korea? Cyndie(76860): i don't but if you want i can transfer you to a guide with experience in that subject You: Well, since your a gamer and all...would it excite you if I were to tell you I am a progamer and go by the alias of SaviOr? You: I made it into the finals of MSL and OSL where I will fight vs NaDa and Bisu. Cyndie(76860): sorry, i can't talk about that. is there anything else i can find for you today? You: Can we talk another time? I really enjoyed this! Cyndie(76860): let me tell you all the guides are as nice as me Cyndie(76860): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: But, I really like you...Can we exchange MSN names? ^_^ Cyndie(76860): i'm sorry, i can't give you personal information Cyndie(76860): but i hope you have a great day! You: I see how it is, well then...I love you and hope to find you again! You: Thank you for your time and helping my situation Cyndie(76860): have a great day! bye now : Cyndie(76860): no problem Cyndie(76860): You: Goodbye You: 3 You: 3 Cyndie(76860): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
Hmm..I kinda feel bad after doing that post w/ Cyndie...Oh the end w/ the 3's i was trying to put "<3" but it doesnt recognize the "<" symbol i guess =P ho ho ho
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Benjamin(66388) Benjamin(66388): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Benjamin(66388): Hello, how can I help you today? You: im looking for cheese Benjamin(66388): Alright. Benjamin(66388): What kind? You: swiss You: but i don't want the american swiss Benjamin(66388): Ok. You: i was wondering where i can find the cheapest You: shipping for swiss You: from europe to US Benjamin(66388): Just a moment. You: are you real? Benjamin(66388): Yes, I am. You: You: what would you recommend You: out of those? Benjamin(66388): Oh, I don't know much about cheese, I'm just finding what I can. You: o Benjamin(66388): Sorry! You: its ok You: how many fingers do you have? Benjamin(66388): Try those sites. Benjamin(66388): Um, 5. ;P You: whoa? You: all together You: did you get in an accident You: ??? Benjamin(66388): No. You: :S
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Samuel(79185) Samuel(79185): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi You: are you real? Samuel(79185): i am Samuel(79185): how r u You: good Samuel(79185): how can i healp you? You: why do you work for this? You: im looking for boxer You: Lim Yo Hwan You: hes pretty gosu You: with apmz like 700 You: he would rock your sockzorz You: how many fingers do you have? You: he has 11 Samuel(79185): 2 You: thats why hes so fast You: 2? You: OFMG You: WHAT HAPPENED? Samuel(79185): typing accident You: omg You: im so sorry T_T Samuel(79185): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Cody(79467) Cody(79467): Welcome to ChaCha! Cody(79467): Hello You: hi Cody(79467): What are we looking for You: that other guy tried to cyber with me.. You: T_T
I got scared during this one and just exited out
ahaha at iNc
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OMFG LOOOOOOL
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Emily(3227) Emily(3227): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: do you like music? Emily(3227): Yes Emily(3227): What can I find for you? You: im just doing a survey for school Emily(3227): Michael J. Fox doesn't need a rumble pack for his Dreamcast. Because of Parkinsons. Emily(3227): Please ignore that You: WTF Emily(3227): I apologize
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WTF!?!?! HAHAHAHAH!?!?1? Best one yet!
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omg that suprised me so much
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"can balls touch?"
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ElyssiaW ElyssiaW: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello ElyssiaW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: awesome ElyssiaW: hehe ElyssiaW: what can i help u w/ tonight You: just a quick question, is it gay if balls touch while you are doing double penetration or do you need a cardboard separator? ElyssiaW: well i own my own sex shop ElyssiaW: and in my opinion ElyssiaW: no its not You: cos my girlfriend... ElyssiaW: as long as you guys dont get turned on by it ElyssiaW: and even if u do... You: she wants her friend to join (who is a guy) and im a bit worries You: worried* ElyssiaW: you are in the privacy of your own home ElyssiaW: mmm, you should be ElyssiaW: once you pass that ... ElyssiaW: she might ask again and again w/ other people. You: well, she gave me one with another guy as well so i should repay the favour yes? ElyssiaW: Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: MarkB MarkB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi im looking for information on an olympic sport You: Its quite a brutal one, but im not sure what the name is You: Its a sport where, you have to get the balls as close as you can, but they cannot touch MarKB: I think the game your looking for is called "Bowls" ill get you some links of you want MarkB: However in bowls its perfectly fine for the balls to touch You: No way, if the balls touch then its, you know, illegal in some places? You: Im not talking about just any balls, im alking about BALLS You: you know? Stones, as in testicles MarkB: Im not sure I know what your talking about now You: Well its a known fact that its gay if two mens balls touch You: So they made an olympic sport where two men get the balls as close as they can without touching them MarkB: I see, and does this "sport" have a name You: Erm, well thats what im trying to find out You: I also need to find out technical implications, like, does it count as touching if the pubic hairs colide? You: Or are pubic hairs collision legal, cos if not, im going to have to gel them back or something MarkB: Oh, so you actually want to compete in this supposed Sport then You: Yes, Im planning on representing my town, I was originally going to be Paul and Adam doing it You: But their balls touched and now they've been section for being gay and banned from the sport MarkB: Well I dont think there is actually any sport like that in the olympics but it may exist in an amateur section You: But some sports in the olympics are amateur, like in soccer, your not allowed proffesionals You: Perhaps you should try the sport MarkB you'll see theres nothing amateur about its You: Do you know how hard it is to compete at top level, the risk of injury is high You: and with each movement you bring your sexuality into near disrepute. MarkB: Like I said, I dont think this sport exists and your not making any sense You: Well.. MarkB.. if that is your real name, I dont think you Exist MarkB: The same could be said about you, perhaps none of us really exist. You: Well your name is stupid, what sort of name is MarkB, how do you pronounce it MarkB: Its a perfectly fine name perhaps yours is stupid You: My name is RJ theres nothing wrong with that MarkB: Well, RJ, if that is your real name, I think you may not exist. You: I AM RAPTOR JESUS, AND IM BETTER THAN YOU AT OLYMPIC TESTICLE STAND OFF You: YOU CANNOT BEAT THE MIGHT OF RAPTOR JESUS MARKB You: YOU LOSE MarkB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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hhahahahaha at ball touching
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damn i got banned before i could finish my thing about Raptor Jesus' orgy cult T_T
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Damn... I'm bad at this Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: vics(24270) vics(24270): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey vics(24270): Hello You: I'm looking for You: Savior vics(24270): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: Certainly You: Savior You: the one that's pwning noobs You: in Korea You: at the moment You: er. You: Try starcraft vics(24270): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Tiffany(24504) Tiffany(24504): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi You: ^^ Tiffany(24504): Hello Tiffany(24504): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: im trying to find more info about raptor jesus You: im having trouble tho You: i keep getting all these porn pop ups You: maybe i have a virus? Tiffany(24504): could be You: do you know about eliminating viruses? You: these popups are so weird You: like You: toy's and guys :S You: T_T Tiffany(24504): no but if you do a search someone will be able to help you You: ok well thank you You: also You: raptor jesus for life You: ill speak to him for you You: in heaven Tiffany(24504): Are these results sufficient? You: peace r4pt0r Tiffany(24504): oh thats great
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Kamilah(12589) Kamilah(12589): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hihi ^^ You: im look for laik info about savior? Kamilah(12589): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Jason(7836) Jason(7836): Welcome to ChaCha! You: ok i was just booted for no reason You: by this girl You: T_T Jason(7836): Possibly a wrong button You: Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Kamilah(12589) Kamilah(12589): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hihi ^^ You: im look for laik info about savior? Kamilah(12589): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. You: im very offended You: im trying to find out about You: OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HALLELUYAH You: and she boots me You: can you help me? You: hes pwning nubs in corea now You: in the Starleagues You: etc You: do you know about him? You: answer me !?!?! Jason(7836): Slow down You: sorry im excited You: hes coming back! You: raor! You: do you believe in raptor jesus? Jason(7836): What do you need me to find? You: 1 second You: are you real? Jason(7836): Yes You: prove it You: how many fingers am i holding up You: nvm that You: help me search for raptor jesus You: i need to figure out where he will appear next You: NO Jason(7836): Think you mean rapture. You: RAPTOR jesus You: no You: RAPTOR Jason(7836): I see You: like the dinosaur You: he saved his brethren You: from the evils of UK You: nomsain? You: NOmsAIN ???? Jason(7836): I think you're confusing the name of an extinct dinosaur (Which never existed, hallelujah) with the word that means the end of the world. You: NO You: are you forcing your beliefs upon me You: omg You: i feel so violated You: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, You: are you sending me porn? Jason(7836): Of course not. You: http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images You: ??? You: pr0n Jason(7836): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (pr0n) You: whoa You: that was weird You: why do you do this job? Jason(7836): Yeah, that's not good language. You: are you happy? Jason(7836): To make money Jason(7836): Yes. You: does it pay well? You: im considering doing this You: for a career You: is it worth it? Jason(7836): I'm not sure You: do you get benefits etc? Jason(7836): No. You: im only willing to take it if i can worship on the 9th of kentucky You: raptor jesus' birthday You: woops You: 9th of may You: in kentucky You: T_T Jason(7836): I see. You: sorry Jason(7836): I'm going to have to let you go now. You: do you believe in him? You: NO You: ill dieeeeeee Jason(7836): I see. You: bai Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Candace(5777) Candace(5777): Welcome to ChaCha! Candace(5777): Hi You: hih Candace(5777): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: ^^ You: ok You: there is this guy You: in corea You: ok? Candace(5777): yes You: his name is savior You: you know of him? Candace(5777): No, sorry You: you should You: hes thebest
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Donna(9368) Donna(9368): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello Donna(9368): hello Donna(9368): Could you clarify your search term for me, please? You: so yesterday You: i was playing monopoly with my friend You: he had the whole board You: and we had said that You: whoever lost would lose their soul You: well i lost You: i was wondering if he really has my soul You: im really scared You: i was kind of depending on it Donna(9368): Is your friend Satan? You: erm You: maybe? You: he dind't have horns Donna(9368): Well, I don't think you have much to worry about if he isn't. You: but he called these little gremlins out You: of the air You: and the reached down my chest You: erm You: into You: not like Donna(9368): good luck. You: opened it up You: NO You: plz help me Donna(9368): Thank you for using ChaCha! You: im really scared Status: Session ended.
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Dead Vessel I think your having too much fun with this... T.T
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not anymore, i'm banned
it kinda sucked at the end TT
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Matt(78683) Matt(78683): Welcome to ChaCha! Matt(78683): Hello! You: hello Matt(78683): How may I help you today? You: umm You: i need some training You: for a game You: you there? Matt(78683): Yes Matt(78683): What can I search for you today? You: Do you know You: Where i can get some training for a game You: umm you there? Matt(78683): I can look, what game? You: its a game You: called Starcraft Matt(78683): Oh yeah, I used to play that =) You: oh really Matt(78683): Yeah, a couple of years ago You: :D do you still have your CD-Key? Matt(78683): Ah I don't know where the cds are anymore You: aww You: so You: are you a real person? Matt(78683): Yes lol Matt(78683): So do you just want some tips and stuff? You: yeah Matt(78683): I can get you forums and tip sheets You: oh i You: i just wanted opinions You: like You: you used to play starcraft Matt(78683): Of the game? You: so, you could help me with some things You: no like help me train Matt(78683): I will give you a page I used to use You: oh You: thanks alot You: ^^ Matt(78683): That site has TONS of tips, very good ones too You: oo You: wait hold on You: so You: do you make money out of being in this guide? Matt(78683): Yes, a little bit You: wow You: that must be really cool You: its so hard to believe!! You: like your a real person Matt(78683): It's great to do in spare time You: oo You: so you out of school? Matt(78683): I am in college so I do it in between classes You: wow You: thats awesome Matt(78683): Nice way to make some pocket money You: :D~~~ You: you lucky You: so Matt(78683): Those are walkthroughs but also tips pages below the walkthroughs You: yeah You: but being serious You: what would you do if this was a prank You: not that i am You: but, like what if You: what if it JUST happened l Matt(78683): I get pranks all the time. You: oh really? You: like, what do they do Matt(78683): It is our policy to try to assume that they are serious people and wanting to search for something You: oo You: i really appreciate that Matt(78683): the minute they become abusive, use profanity or threaten me I can end the call though Matt(78683): and report them You: ah You: so, You: you can go to their house You: and arrest them? Matt(78683): Haha no not like that You: Ooo.. You: that would be scary Matt(78683): but the system will try to prevent them from using the service if they do it a number of times You: i see You: so ow do people know more about chacha You: i havent seen it in any advertisements You: is it like a secret search? Matt(78683): Word of mouth is one of our greatest tools Matt(78683): We are trying to become more and more popular You: thats pretty coo You: maybe i can try it You: im 14 Matt(78683): If you want, since I can't give you any results on it, you can search again for information about chacha You: does it matter Matt(78683): Well unfortunately you have to be over 18 to work here You: oo You: how much dollas is it in an hour? Matt(78683): Hopefully if the business keeps up in 4 years we'll still be around! You: :D i hope You: how much dollas is it in an hour? Matt(78683): In the beginning you make 5 per search hour, later on you can get up to 10. You: oo You: so, how long have you been doing this? Matt(78683): You can also make money on promotional things, and people in your network (those you specifically invited) Matt(78683): I actually just started last week You: oh really? Matt(78683): made over 30 bucks already =) You: congradulations ~~~~~~ You: man You: it would be good if you started playing starcraft again Matt(78683): I listen to music and talk to people on AIM while I do this too so it is great You: it is :D You: well You: i guess that fixes that Matt(78683): haha maybe one day I will play it again You: thanks for your time :D!@~!~!~@%)P*!(#)_%^&!(__$(^*@!_ You: yeah hope you do Matt(78683): No problem! You: later home dawg You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Kelly(69446) Kelly(69446): Welcome to ChaCha! You: whoa You: you type fast You: are you a real person? Kelly(69446): Hello! Kelly(69446): Yes You: you type fast... but slow reaction :D You: well lets get to the point You: can you help me find this progaimer Kelly(69446): I'm not that fast of a typer. You: ... You: ok... You: can you help me find dis progaimer Kelly(69446): Yes, let me search for you. You: ok You: his nickname is boxer i You: forgot his real name You: so, good luck with that You: so, are you for real? Kelly(69446): Yes You: really? You: i mean You: its really hard to believe You: thats like really big loopholes You: are you there You: or are you complying in your internet brain Kelly(69446): Okay, I'm going to transfer you because I can't find your information. You: where You: where you going? You: DONT LEAVE ME You: please i really need help You: im desperate Kelly(69446): To another guide You: please help me You: oh You: jeez, slow reaction again Kelly(69446): okay Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: kelli(74207) kelli(74207): Welcome to ChaCha! You: whoa You: you type fast You: so You: kelly You: you there? kelli(74207): hello is there anything specific that I can find for you about boxers You: nono You: not boxers You: his nickname is boxer You: do you know this game c You: called starcraft? kelli(74207): I haven't heard of it but would you like for me to try and find it for you? You: yeah You: ok You: can you search boxer's pwnage pleas? You: im really desperate You: you see You: i have to play this game You: like, for the rest of my life You: i want to grow up to be programer kelli(74207): one minute plesae You: plesae You: :D You: typo there kelli(74207): is the game a computer or board game? You: umm You: i think its both You: i play chess You: like this one tim You: i poot a rook You: and i killed his queen You: I was like You: you just lost your queen You: :D You: it was so fun You: in fact kelli(74207): I will try to search under video 1st You: umkay You: way to ruin my conversation about chess -.- You: can i talk to Matt(78683) please You: i really want to talk to him You: he gave me some tips last time You: You: ok kelli(74207): lets see if I can find how to transfer you. You: are you even there You: ok You: get matt(78683) You: jeez, what help Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Tina(25032) Tina(25032): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey You: your not matt(78683) You: your tina(25032) You: can i talk to matt(78683) Tina(25032): one sec You: mkay You: umm You: i want matt(78683)? You: where are you You: why did you go afk You: sleeping on the job ehh? You: bad rating for you You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Sharon(61897) Sharon(61897): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: im looking for some information on the sport of underwater basket weaving Sharon(61897): Hello, do you want general information on the topic? You: yes, id like to know what countries are involved and the like Sharon(61897): Here's the general description according to Wikipedia ... let me get more sites for you with more detailed info You: yea i never know if i should trust wikipedia You: since anyone can do it Sharon(61897): I understand what you mean ) You: thanks. You: have you ever played this sport before? or heard of it? You: wow nice find! Sharon(61897): Guess someome wanted to do something with this concept! Sharon(61897): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: yea i was just wondering if you personally know anything You: about this sport Sharon(61897): The course isn't offered in my area You: oh thats a shame You: just from a general knowledge do you think it would be better to start the sides, or go from top to bottom? Sharon(61897): Maybe if you read the aritcle I last sent you more information will become avaliable to you ! You: oh im sorry Sharon(61897): Have a great day and thanks for using ChaCha You: good bye. Sharon(61897): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Susan(73601): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Susan(73601): hi! Susan(73601): What can I find for you today? You: i need to learn about bill gates and how he became so rich Susan(73601): ok, one moment while i find some bio info on him You: thanks Susan(73601): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: rumble packs for michael j fox's dreamcast Susan(73601): you will need to do a new search for each topic Susan(73601): we only get paid to search for one topic Susan(73601): sorry You: well, what good are you then? wtf? Susan(73601): is there anything else about bill gates that you need Susan(73601): no need to be rude Susan(73601): you wouldnt want to work for free either would yu You: well come on, it's your job Susan(73601): to search for one topic - its not like its hard to start a new search Susan(73601): thats how we get paid - per topic You: exactly! that's what you're here for, and it's not hard Susan(73601): im sorry that you dont understand You: ...so are you single? Susan(73601): yes Susan(73601): thanks for asking! Susan(73601): have a great day! I hope that your cha cha experience is excellent! You: lol no problem, im single too You: and lookig Susan(73601): on your next search - try dating sites - you can meet some great people online You: do you like it in the bum? Susan(73601): I have to report abuse if you start talking dirty and you will be blocked from the site Susan(73601): Thanks for using Cha-Cha and have a great day! You: but you were being rude first you will get fired Susan(73601): no i was never rude to you and never talked dirty to you You: well you wouldent search another topic, other people helped me search for other stuff, why not you? Susan(73601): im not supposed to ! its not my job Susan(73601): did you use bad language and dirty talk with them You: i didnt use bad language until you refused to do my search Susan(73601): i have to go, i cant continue with you - you obviously arent an adult and you dont really want my help you are just intent on being nasty Susan(73601): i did the search you asked for Susan(73601): and provided you excellent service You: yes, i am an adult, i am just not the best at english, it is my second language thank you very much Susan(73601): well usually adults dont usual ask about obscene info You: so now i'm getting judged by what i am searching? Susan(73601): no - you asked about my sexual preferences - you deserve to get judged for that Susan(73601): dont u think You: well im curious, i havent been able to meet many new people coming to this new country and not knowing the language too well Susan(73601): that isnt the way to do it - it is very offensive and wont get you very far You: how should i do it then? i've seemed to try every way possible, i just can't take it Susan(73601): try a dating service, or reading on american customs Susan(73601): i really have to go or i will be in trouble Susan(73601): have a nice day and good luck You: why do you think i am american? You: americans are rude i hear Susan(73601): well, i am american and i didnt cuss you or ask about your sexual preferences did i - seems that doest hold much water Susan(73601): bye Susan(73601): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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FUCK i had the best responses going, but they fucking booted me FUCK!
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i had a huge one on the bear, but they booted me as well
stupid guy didnt even let me rate him bad
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thedeadhaji
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Andrew(43952) Andrew(43952): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Andrew(43952): Hello You: I'm looking for some RAM? Andrew(43952): ok Andrew(43952): Do you know what kind? You: do you know where I can download RAM? Andrew(43952): you can t download ram You: Are you sure? Andrew(43952): yea Andrew(43952): ram is hardware You: fooey!
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Angela(22488) Angela(22488): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: umm You: this is embarassing You: but im trying to learn some things about girls You: like, how can i talk to them Angela(22488): Hi,how are you? You: read above pleas e You: and stop being afk im serious Angela(22488): Excuse me? You: can you help me You: how to tal kto girls Angela(22488): If you need help Ill help. You: ok You: how do i talk to girls Angela(22488): Would you like some books online to read about? You: no You: i need opinions You: this is the only site You: because i dont have any friends Angela(22488): I dont give opinions ,I search. You: well it seems i have no choice You: bad rating You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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thedeadhaji
39473 Posts
On February 22 2007 15:00 Folca wrote: truncate to prevent page from being huge.
Omg I loved it.
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thedeadhaji
39473 Posts
On February 22 2007 14:13 DeadVessel wrote: not anymore, i'm banned
it kinda sucked at the end TT
they were absolutely hilarious. You sound so genuinely desperate in them hahahah
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Maureen(20766) Maureen(20766): Welcome to ChaCha! Maureen(20766): Hello You: Hello there Maureen(20766):What type of coupons are you looking for? You: Well im looking for Chilli's coupons. Maureen(20766):Ok... let me see what i can find for you. You: I usually cut them from newspaper but my friend told me to print them so i will save time and 3 dollars. Maureen(20766):I believe you can. You: Im not willing to expend 3 dollars in newspapers. You: Im looking for 3x2 inch coupons plz. Maureen(20766): ill do my best to find that for you. You: The ones that come with free nemo movie tickets You: ok thx Maureen(20766): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: ok You: i actually saved 5000 pesos on just coupons so that wil lbe nice Maureen(20766): Still searching You: take ur time coupons are not an easy subject for search You: brb Maureen(20766): ok Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Cherissee(74724) Cherissee(74724): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello there Cherissee(74724): hi there Cherissee(74724): anything certain on coupons You: i been searching for hours trying to find Mc Donalds coupons Cherissee(74724): ok one moment You: 3x2 ones all in caps arial 14 You: wait are u real? Cherissee(74724): yes You: oh nice You: yeah i tried e-bay but 80%of them are all expired. Cherissee(74724): i am not finding many more You: oh nvm i find them on google. Cherissee(74724): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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lol bsmd you're the first to stump them. :p
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Valerie(64649) Valerie(64649): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Valerie(64649): Hello You: i was wondering if youo could redirect me back to flor You: ? You: Flor(76158) You: my internet cut out You: when we were having a nice discussion Valerie(64649): unfortunately, I don't have that ability You: o ok You: = Valerie(64649): sorry to hear you got cut off You: could you help me? Valerie(64649): is there anything I can help you with? You: well You: do you have a few minutes? Valerie(64649): sure You: well You: my friend is a recent budhist convert Valerie(64649): okay You: and hes been worried about the safety of his soul You: he was playing this board game You: monoply have you heard of it? Valerie(64649): yes You: monopoly* You: well You: he couldn't afford to pay the tax on one of the places You: i think boardwalk? You: well You: his friend said he would take his soul You: in exchange Valerie(64649): okay You: my friend (thinking it was a joke) You: let him have it You: but upon further reading You: it said in his budhist manual You: or w/e You: people could bargain for your soul You: would there be a way he could get revenge? You: like say steal peter's soul? Valerie(64649): I can look for some sites for you, but unfortunately I do not know the answer to that question. You: hi are you there? You: well You: can i get an honest to god opinion? Valerie(64649): Yes, sorry I was typing to you You: do you think he's lost his soul? Valerie(64649): I don't believe so You: do you actually believe any of what im saying? You: no one else has You: my friend is very scared Valerie(64649): well You: and i haven't gotten and consolation for him Valerie(64649): does his manual offer any advice? You: not really You: hes an obscure branch of budhism Valerie(64649): I'm happy to look for some sites that might give you peace of mind You: im not really clear about it You: your not as funny as the others You: but your still a tool Valerie(64649): thank you
i got on my friends comp, this wasn't as funny :/
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: James(40274) James(40274): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi James(40274): hi James(40274): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: im looking for nutritional information about Cheeze Its James(40274): ok You: i treid looking on the box You: but i can't read You: so i'm kinda lost James(40274): Please wait a moment while I search for your results. James(40274): ok You: are you real? James(40274): yes You: can you teach me how to read You: ? James(40274): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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This guy was no fun.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: John(69133) John(69133): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi John(69133): hi John(69133): what do you need to know about santa clause? You: i wantit You: to no You: how to get mi letter to him John(69133): one moment John(69133): I'll find his address for you You: i want to send early John(69133): no problem You: so he will be so not behind You: have you evar met santa John(69133): Nope You: i saw him in mall John(69133): I see John(69133): was he a nice guy? You: he very fatt needed diet John(69133): I see You: are u robat? John(69133): Robat? You: robot i think John(69133): mp John(69133): No You: o me thoght u robot John(69133): no You: mummy say no talk to strangers John(69133): I see You: caus e they touch you John(69133): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Guide not connected. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Guide not connected. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Lisa(53383) Lisa(53383): Welcome to ChaCha! Lisa(53383): Hello You: BROWN SHIT IS OOZIN OUTTA MY CORNHOLE Lisa(53383): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (BROWN SHIT IS OOZIN OUTTA MY CORNHOLE) Lisa(53383): How are you doing today? You: not so good. You: refer to above statement Lisa(53383): Okay I see I will search to try to help you You: thanks; and for the record, it has a very bad odor to it Lisa(53383): what has been happening to it lately You: a very viscous brown fluid has been seeping out of it Lisa(53383): what do you think causeed it You: i'm thinking the 12 pack of tacos i ate may contribute Lisa(53383): oh You: is that healthy? Lisa(53383): not really You: do you think i shoudl consult a doctor about it? You: i'm wearing those depends things right now, but it's not doing me much good Lisa(53383): oh wow You: oh shit brb Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Maria(15271) Maria(15271): Welcome to ChaCha! Maria(15271): My apologies, Transferring you to another Guide more Suitable for your Topic. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: amber(71664) amber(71664): Welcome to ChaCha! amber(71664): HI You: hi..i got transferred here amber(71664): What can I help you search for ? You: well, it was originaly about a viscous brown fluid that was seeping out You: and i asked if i should consult a doctor You: and she redirected me amber(71664): ok amber(71664): we cant give medical advice but I can find you some web sited to help you decide You: alright, that'l be good You: have you ever had this happen to you/ amber(71664): No I havent You: if it did..would you go to a doctor? You: i think i should, i wear depends for a temporary fix You: but they are filling up awfully fast amber(71664): if anything happen abnoramally YOu should seek medical help You: do you think it's urgent enough to call ER/911? You: it's really startin You: shit brb amber(71664): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (shit brb) You: back..that was close amber(71664): Are these results sufficient? You: i think they should help You: any input on whether this is really serious? like ER serious? amber(71664): ok hope you feel better soon amber(71664): you may want to consider it You: alright..sounds like a good idea amber(71664): Have a great day! You: ill try amber(71664): bye You: anal leakage doesnt help You: byebye amber(71664): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Michael(78450) Michael(78450): Welcome to ChaCha! Michael(78450): Greetings! You: Hi Michael(78450): What would you like to know about Cheezeits! You: im looking for the nutritional info You: you see You: i can't read Michael(78450): Sure! You: so looking at the box Michael(78450): Give me just a moment! You: is pointless You: = You: do you know how to read You: ? Michael(78450): No? You: how are you typing anything Michael(78450): I eat jujubees! You: if you don't know how to read You: wtf Michael(78450): SHOOP dA WOOP You: ..... Michael(78450): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (4chan is the shit) You: WTF You: are you coming on to me You: wtf Michael(78450): Excuse me I lost controll of my computer You: i think you want to kill me You: don't you Michael(78450): How can you type if you cant read? Michael(78450): No! You: YES Michael(78450): Dont! Thats bad! You: YOU CAN TORTURE ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT Michael(78450): Can I find anything for you? You: BUT YOU WON'T HAVE THE PLEASURE You: OF KILLING ME You: sorry You: i just got back from china You: im jack bauer You: don't you know? Michael(78450): Jack Bauer! Michael(78450): Sorry sir! You: dude your suck at spelling torture You: since when is it You: Torcher? Michael(78450): Sorry man! Michael(78450): Is this a real search? You: are you autistic? Michael(78450): No sir! You: i think you are You: did your mom smoke when your were in her You: ?? You: i mean You: you have to be messed up to take what i said You: and mispell it You: misspell You: you suck Michael(78450): I just smoked a bong I am going to end this search now for being abusive You: on to new guide
well this guy seems to have fun at his job
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^ wow when I grow up I wanna be just like that guide! I got an invite from a guy already but it requires to put down your real info and fill our W-2's for taxes so I'm checking it out before I put in any real info.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Cindy(69117) Cindy(69117): Welcome to ChaCha! Cindy(69117): hi there You: good day. i would like to find a site which helps me find stiuff You: stuff, sorry Cindy(69117): ChaCha is the best site You: like a search engine or something You: no, really Cindy(69117): I will searh more for you You: i know you get paid for saying that. but be serious for once please Cindy(69117): no problem You: thank you Cindy(69117): welcome ;-) You: so... you come here often? Cindy(69117): i work here You: oh i see You: is that all? Cindy(69117): there's more You: thanks. so all these sites are better than chacha.com ? Cindy(69117): they are all good You: i see You: oh shit i just spilled hot coffee all over me Cindy(69117): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (oh shit i just spilled hot coffee all over me) You: oh im sorry Cindy(69117): are you ok? You: yeah im fine it hurts a little though Cindy(69117): sorry to hear that Cindy(69117): Are these results sufficient? You: its cool ill just put some ice on it You: yeah those are good thanks Cindy(69117): good idea Cindy(69117): ok great, have a good evening Cindy(69117): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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he taught me s3x!
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Innis(78666) Innis(78666): Welcome to ChaCha! Innis(78666): Hello! How may I aid in your current search? You: hey! Innis(78666): Hey! You: my parents won't tell me how babys are made You: i need to find out Innis(78666): Oh I see. Innis(78666): One moment. You: is the storke reel? You: real or reel? Innis(78666): No. There is no stork involved. You: oh You: they lied Innis(78666): I guess they did. Innis(78666): But I'm sure it was for your protection, or so they thought. You: why my protection? is it a secret? Innis(78666): They were probably not ready to tell you or didn't know how to tell you. Innis(78666): So they made it into a secret. You: oh You: is it that complacated they not no how to like math equations? Innis(78666): There, that's the answer. Innis(78666): No, they're most likely repressed. You: will my parents be mad if i look there? Innis(78666): Maybe, you should know better than I. Innis(78666): They're your parents after all. You: but you r a stanger and they cant no im talking to you Innis(78666): Yea, so it's your responsibility what you do with that information. Innis(78666): My parents didn't lie to me, so I don't have the problem you have right now. You: sex? thats gross...does everyone no that babys are made like this? this is nasty Innis(78666): Oh yea, it can get pretty nasty. Innis(78666): But then so is going to the bathroom. Innis(78666): Do you parents think your going to the bathroom is evil? You: have you made a baby before? Innis(78666): If they do, I suggest you learn what you need to learn and never talk about it with them. Innis(78666): No. I don't want children. You: have you made sex? Innis(78666): Yes I have. You: why if you dont want babys? Innis(78666): Because I enjoy it. Innis(78666): Is there anything else I may help you with? You: how do you enjor it? its nasty, you said so! Innis(78666): If not, I'll be moving onto a new query. Innis(78666): I enjoy nasty. You: oh...why? Innis(78666): Because it feels awesome. You: how? Innis(78666): But you're getting into a whole other topic here. Innis(78666): Take care! You: what is so different? You: help! Innis(78666): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Delaine(4217) Delaine(4217): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Delaine(4217): Hello and good evening. You: this is kind of embarassing You: but could you help me find some uh...explicit entertainment? Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: Lauren(76725) Lauren(76725): Welcome to ChaCha! Lauren(76725): Hi! You: hi Lauren(76725): What can I help you find? Lauren(76725): Tasty food? You: i just smoked a bowl and is go got the munchies Lauren(76725): Where do you live? Like what state? You: i need a recipe for something really sweet You: i live in seattle Lauren(76725): recipe? You could always order pizza.. You: yeah Lauren(76725): Are you sure you want to cook something.. You: hey you know what. do you know a place where i could order chocolate chip cookies right to my door? Lauren(76725): I can try. Hold on You: man i feel so good right now You: just hungry Lauren(76725): Aw.. I'll do better than that first link You: i usually stack up with a bunch a stuff but my friend just came over and i wasnt prepared Lauren(76725): that's a back up. Lauren(76725): that's lame. You: cookie pot You: that would be sweet You: hey could you find me a recipe for space cakes Lauren(76725): Hmm maybe. Lauren(76725): Anything else i can find for you? You: well You: it says i need 1 cup finely ground pure marijuana You: and im all out. maybe you could find me some of that? Lauren(76725): can't help you there man You: oh that sucks Lauren(76725): Sorry. Agaisnt the rules. You: hehe i know you would like to Lauren(76725): I don't think I could without TONS of pop ups anyway. You: well thanks anyway youve been great Lauren(76725): Well I hope you get the cookie situation handled. Lauren(76725): Good luck! You: thank you You: bye Lauren(76725): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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^ wow that guide was cool lol my guides were such douchebags
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Navindra(24057) Navindra(24057): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: im looking for some good recipes on ni ni corn dillo sauce to spice up my porkchops You: are you stil there? You: dang it Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Jackie(48282) Jackie(48282): Welcome to ChaCha! Jackie(48282): Hi You: hello You: im looking for some good recipes on ni ni corn dillo sauce to spice up my porkchops Jackie(48282): Sure You: are you still there? Jackie(48282): It's just a bit slow, 1 sec You: i get disconnected alot You: oh ok Jackie(48282): ohh ok You: my friend is lighting firecrackers, outside, do you think that is dangerous Jackie(48282): it depends, what's around him? You: dry leaves and my house You: i live on the countryside Jackie(48282): hmm Jackie(48282): ahh Jackie(48282): Just have some fire extinguishers in case You: yea You: i got some dry ice too Jackie(48282): ahh ok You: any luck yet? Jackie(48282): I think I've got something, hold on You: ok cool Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Maggie(15924) You: whoa Maggie(15924): Welcome to ChaCha! You: what hapened to jackie Maggie(15924): Hi! How can I help you? You: im looking for some good recipes on ni ni corn dillo sauce to spice up my porkchops Maggie(15924): Just a moment and I can find some results on that for ya! You: EXCELLENT You: your a fast typer Maggie(15924): Thanks! Maggie(15924): I'm not finding any sauce recipes under "Ni Ni Corn Dillo" Maggie(15924): Do you know of any other names it's called? Maggie(15924): I'm so sorry, but if I do not have a response within two minutes, I must close the session. Maggie(15924): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
stumped
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Dorothy(76881) Dorothy(76881): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Dorothy(76881): Hi, what can I do for you today You: you type slow You: ok anyways Dorothy(76881): I guess You: i need help finding some make material You: you don't get weirded out easily right? Dorothy(76881): what do you mean? You: just tell me You: do you have a weak stomach? Dorothy(76881): What do you need? You: ok your at your own risk You: can you search bukkake for me? You: and maybe some animal on the side? You: your slow -_- You: new guide You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Linda(73900) You: Hi Linda(73900): Welcome to ChaCha! Linda(73900): Hello , Just to clarify,how can i help you? You: Good you don't type like a retard You: ok You: well You: the other guide couldn't help me You: so before we search You: do you have a weak stomach? Linda(73900): what is it you are looking for You: fine You: i need to find animals in sexual intercourse Linda(73900): i will transfer you thank you You: no You: NO You: STOP You: LISTEN TO ME You: ANIMAL SEX NOW Status: Session ended.
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Hahahaha, You are really working them!
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On February 22 2007 12:13 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Lauralyn(76302) Lauralyn(76302): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello Lauralyn(76302): hello Lauralyn(76302): How may I help you You: So yesterday I was playing a game, and my friend said that since I couldn't cover the hotels he h ad on bordwalk he took my soul... You: is that cereal? Lauralyn(76302): Is what cereal? You: can people do that? You: I know it is stupid, but I am a recent Buddhist convert and I was told people can do such things. You: So I was hoping for a second opinion Lauralyn(76302): Im sorry I am not following you Lauralyn(76302): can they take what? You: can people take your soul. Lauralyn(76302): no You: why? You: If people can "take" dignity, why can they not take ones soul? Lauralyn(76302): you are a buddist you should know You: well like i said I am a newly converted buddhist Lauralyn(76302): ok well your church can help you with this =) You: What if they don't recognize me? Does your physical self change when you are voidless of soul? You: I know you aren't an expert, but if you can just give me gut answers... Lauralyn(76302): would you like me to search this for you? You: No thats ok. I was more curious how another person felt, I don't really know how to break this to someone else, on a more personal level. You: If this troubled you I am deeply sorry, this was the only place I could think of asking without being embarrassed. Lauralyn(76302): ?? that you don't have a soul? You: Yes. Lauralyn(76302): well you do have a soul Lauralyn(76302): monopoly is just a game=) You: You know, you could be right. Maybe that jerk was just being silly and I am all worked up over nothing! Lauralyn(76302): Yes i thi nk so You: Hey thanks alot! I am going to go "take" his soul. WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY? You: "tables have turned peter!" Lauralyn(76302): yes it would You: Ok thanks alot! Lauralyn(76302): your welcome Lauralyn(76302): good luck=) Lauralyn(76302): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended
LMAOOOOOOOO
also that suicide one was pretty funny
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Donald(67683) Donald(67683): Welcome to ChaCha! Donald(67683): Hello You: Hello Donald(67683): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: I need help configuring a wireless internet conection, I don't understand how it goes Donald(67683): On your pc, laptop or mac? You: I'm on kubuntu Donald(67683): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
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You: are you still there? Donald(67683): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
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Donald(67683): There's not at lot of support material for wireless support on kubuntu You: oh, I see You: and what about setting a default IP adress using a usb wifi device You: oh, and how to check the MAC adress please Donald(67683): I think you need a mac Donald(67683): have a good evening Donald(67683): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
lol that dude lost his temper too soon
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: PAUL(50958) PAUL(50958): Welcome to ChaCha! You: HI PAUL(50958): how are you tonight ? You: pretty good PAUL(50958): what can i search for you ? You: yourself You: Wheel of Time PAUL(50958): just fine thanks for asking PAUL(50958): you're looking to buy the serie You: no You: just wondering when the next book is coming out PAUL(50958): what can I search for you about wheel of time PAUL(50958): ok You: when is the twelve book coming out You: release date, etc PAUL(50958): let try to dig that info for you PAUL(50958): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: so how long have you worked at ChaCha for PAUL(50958): about 2 months You: paid position You: ? PAUL(50958): it's .5 cents to 1$ every five minutes You: thats a huge range You: .5 cents to 100 cents (thats 200 times difference) PAUL(50958): not rearly but I guess it's only 5$ to 10 Dollars one hour You: how long did training last for PAUL(50958): you got to train all the time PAUL(50958): on new keyword PAUL(50958): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? PAUL(50958): do have a great night ? PAUL(50958): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Guide not located. Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Craig(78597) Craig(78597): Welcome to ChaCha! Status: Connected to guide: Craig(78597) Craig(78597): Welcome to ChaCha! Craig(78597): Is there anyting specificaly that you're interested in finding about this topic? You: hi You: I would like to switch topics You: umm, I want to know the best race in Starcraft Craig(78597): Sure thing You: sweet You: so are u a real person? Craig(78597): What would you like to search for? Craig(78597): Yeah Flesh and blood and everything. You: best race in Starcraft You: everything?? Craig(78597): Yeah Flesh and blood and everything. You: r u going to watch the Office today? You: its on at 5 or 5:30 Pacific time You: PS: is that a bind? Craig(78597): I dont' watch a lot of TV, though I do occasinaly like to watch The Office, yes. You: who is your favourite character? Craig(78597): The one Steve Correl plays, I like that guy. You: Michael Scott You: so how is the search coming Craig(78597): Right Craig(78597): Going along pretty fine now! You: awesome Craig(78597): Are these results sufficient? You: I am checking out the first link now, but the internet is slow You: could you find me a video of the fastest rubiks cube time You: these links seem unsatisfactory You: I will try the fourth one tho Craig(78597): Right, I understand. You: the fourth link timed out You: is it my internet or the site? You: have u ever played starcraft? Craig(78597): It connects from this location, so I assume it must be a problem on your end, I'm sorry. You: crumby You: have u played SC? Craig(78597): I used to play it a whole lot back when it was new. You: what was your favourite race? Craig(78597): The Zerg were always my favorite. You: nice You: 4pool? Craig(78597): I had a bit of an ineficient strategy that relied on defense for much of a mach until I could get a bunch of Guardians and Mutalisks. You: did u play money maps? Craig(78597): Death from above usualy worked pretty well if you could manage sufficient numbers, and stay away from any Protos with Psy Storm Craig(78597): Are these results sufficient? Craig(78597): No, they didn't have them back then. You: ah You: would u consider Zerg to be the best race? Craig(78597): I'd say that the races are fairly evenly ballanced. It's a bit of a subjective question and really relies mostly on how you like to play the game. You: true You: If you were a robot what kind would u be Craig(78597): Terran are good for playing defensively, Protos are good for small strike forces, and zerg are generaly good if you want to throw a whole lot of expendable units at the enemy. You: and u had a job of answering people's questions on the internet Craig(78597): Probably a blood fuled murder machine. You: DEVASTATING Craig(78597): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: no u have been sufficient You: but thanks Craig(78597): Wonderful, well you have a good day then.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Molly(17837) Molly(17837): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi! Molly(17837): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: im searching for information on removal of my 3rd nipple Molly(17837): You're looking for information on cosmetic surgery, then? You: yes You: but You: i wan't another thing to be put in place of it You: do you know anything about removal of nipple and addition of a toe or finger? Molly(17837): Is there a legitimate search that I can perform for you? You: this is! You: im offended You: you realize You: that 1 in 19 americans You: have a 3rd nipple Molly(17837): I will ask one more time, is there a legitimate search I can perform? You: fine You: can you search bukkake for me Molly(17837): I'm closing the window now.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Andrew(73581) Andrew(73581): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Andrew Andrew(73581): hello Andrew(73581): how are you? You: i'm new to this stuff could u help me? Andrew(73581): sure Andrew(73581): what do you need to find? You: I'm searching for stuff on the Cold war. More specific Berlin Wall Andrew(73581): ok sure Andrew(73581): one moment please You: Where do u live? Andrew(73581): I can not tell you Andrew(73581): sorry You: Why? You: Company policies holding you down? Andrew(73581): yeah Andrew(73581): I can get in trouble for telling you You: Oh, but jsut answer this question You: yes or no You: Are you one of those indian telemarketers that the us hire for cheap labor? Andrew(73581): nope You: How much do u get payed doing this job? Andrew(73581): Are these results sufficient? You: I'm interested Andrew(73581): five dollars an hour You: Is there a application i can fill out? You: Need a part-time job Andrew(73581): our time is about to expire, feel free to use another guide. I hope these results helped! bye! Andrew(73581): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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On February 22 2007 14:59 thedeadhaji wrote: Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Andrew(43952) Andrew(43952): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Andrew(43952): Hello You: I'm looking for some RAM? Andrew(43952): ok Andrew(43952): Do you know what kind? You: do you know where I can download RAM? Andrew(43952): you can t download ram You: Are you sure? Andrew(43952): yea Andrew(43952): ram is hardware You: fooey!
funniest one yet imo
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Jen(60934) Jen(60934): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi i'm 9 years old Jen(60934): Hello You: can u tell me stuff about sex? Jen(60934): Thank you for using ChaCha and have a great day! Jen(60934): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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man i was trying to talk about buddhism but i am not knowledgable in the subject..sorry guy =(
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Sherrie(72217) Sherrie(72217): Welcome to ChaCha! Sherrie(72217): Hello! Sherrie(72217): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: Hi Sherrie, how are you tonight? Sherrie(72217): Great, and you? You: I just came back from a 3 hour bio lab You: Kind of tired...Do you go to college? Sherrie(72217): Yikes, No I don't You: How old are you? You: Is there a reason you don't attend college? Sherrie(72217): I have already been through college, What can I find for you? You: Oh so your older than 22 huh Sherrie(72217): ? You: The other guide told me she would transfer me to someone I could talk to... Sherrie(72217): About? You: Buddhism Sherrie(72217): Is there something I can find on it for you? You: Do you believe in reincarnation? You: And what is the true meaning of meditation? Sherrie(72217): No, I do not Sherrie(72217): Let me look for you You: Your Christian arent you? Sherrie(72217): I suppose, But I hardly follow any religion Sherrie(72217): I don't have really any belief in any one thing You: I see, reincarnation is actually a peaceful thing if you think about it...none of that dying You: ya know? Sherrie(72217): Yeah it's a nice way to look at dying You: Do you pray? You: or meditate? Sherrie(72217): No, I do not You: I see...Do you believe that there is a god? Sherrie(72217): No, but that is my opinion You: so you think we evolved from primates? Sherrie(72217): Yes I believe in evolution You: If you could evolve into any thing/animal, what would it be? Sherrie(72217): If it was a choice I would like to be human again Sherrie(72217): If not I really don't know You: Do you have any regrets as of right now? Sherrie(72217): A few yes You: Do they bother you everyday? Does your mind think about them? Sherrie(72217): No, not if I choose to Sherrie(72217): I mean only if I chose to think of them You: Can I hear some regrets of yours? You: I like to listen to other people... Sherrie(72217): Well I would love to talk to you but I have a job to do You: =( Sherrie(72217): Unless I can find something for you I can't chat Sherrie(72217): :\ You: can i get your messanger? Sherrie(72217): I cannot do that Sherrie(72217): You can give me yours though You: Does that mean you will message me? Sherrie(72217): Sure You: will you email me tonite? Sherrie(72217): Yeah once I get some free time from this You: thats super You: my email : grazingbuffalo@gmail.com Sherrie(72217): Alright I wrote that down Sherrie(72217): I'll email you later tonight You: I hope to hear from you, or I will be very sad...I get depressed very easily Sherrie(72217): I'll send you an email don't worry You: okay! thank you very much Sherrie(72217): Have a nice day please rate me You: Your fantastic, I love you! Sherrie(72217): You: Will do Sherrie(72217): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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woopsie, it seems i have double posted =P
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Chacha is a good idea. but don't you think people are getting a lot more lazy with this. great idea though.
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Is your email really grazingbuffalo@gmail.com? If so, did Sherrie really e-mail you? And do you realize you double posted?
I can't wait to get off work and mess around with the ChaCha guides.
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Awhh shit man, this thread is the best thing that ever happened to the world
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funny guy
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Nick(73401) Nick(73401): Welcome to ChaCha! Nick(73401): Hello. You: hi You: i want to find out whats the best race in starcraft Nick(73401): What can i help you find? Nick(73401): One moment. Nick(73401): There is no best race. Nick(73401): Every race has its strengths and weaknesses Nick(73401): But, if you want user input. You: what u think its the best race Nick(73401): From people who play. Nick(73401): Read this. Nick(73401): I dont play. Sorry. You: i need some information to start playing and training with it You: i cant decide You: ; You: btw are u a bot or a real person Nick(73401): im a real person Nick(73401): You: heh You: i c Nick(73401): need me to mispell something? Nick(73401): boooooger aisfa Nick(73401): You: ;D Nick(73401): OH! You: u just want to get high rated Nick(73401): Check this site, looks promising. You: ;p Nick(73401): Has race pros and cons. You: ah nice Nick(73401): Top result. Nick(73401): One moment, have to urinate...(unlike bots) You: XD You: thats what all bots say You: ;p You: are u seriosly taking a piss? lol Nick(73401): lol\ Nick(73401): and getting paid for it. Nick(73401): :-P You: thats nice You: how much u get paid Nick(73401): Now to turn the tables... i have a question? You: yes Nick(73401): I get paid 5 dollars an hour of search time. You: nice Nick(73401): Have you ever tried acid? You: of course i did Nick(73401): Have you taken window panes? Nick(73401): Or what kind have you tried? You: i even play starcraft o n acid You: its awesome Nick(73401): Hell yea. Nick(73401): I just bought some window panes tonight, im anxious to try em out. You: LOL Nick(73401): Im serious man. Nick(73401): Bots dont trip You: cool You: lol who are u Nick(73401): Nick Nick(73401): some random college student from louisiana You: ur american You: ? Nick(73401): yea You: i c Nick(73401): indeed You: well Nick(73401): so is there any other questions you have? Nick(73401): the timers about to go off. Nick(73401): \ You: nice lets chat till ur time run out Nick(73401): Alright kool./ Nick(73401): Where are you from? You: peru You: my english is not so good tho You: o_o Nick(73401): Hows the weather down there? You: raining You: now Nick(73401): Its cool >. Nick(73401): Aww that's bad news. Nick(73401): Is it cold? You: yea You: have to stay here all day Nick(73401): damn You: perfect time for some acid Nick(73401): lol Nick(73401): you do anything else? Nick(73401): you have to try research chemicals. You: Lol You: yea maybe You: i will You: here in peru its hard to find those type of things Nick(73401): 2C-E, 2C-I, 4-HO-DMT, 4-HO-DIPT, 4-HO-MIPT Nick(73401): chekc them out. Nick(73401): you have to get it off of the internet. Nick(73401): Its legal :O You: O_o You: link You: put it in here Nick(73401): Ill toss it on the bottom. Nick(73401): Tell me when you click it. You: ok Nick(73401): Alright, the timers almost up. Nick(73401): Have a wonderful day bro, good luck with the chemicals. You: ok Nick(73401): Wish me luck with my acid. You: ok u getting hig ranked Nick(73401): Peace, nice talking to you. Nick(73401): Thanks man. You: ok later Nick(73401): Nick(73401): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Everyone likes my idea of asking the best race ^_^
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Pretty good one I like Evan... last one today.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: evan(78481) evan(78481): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello Evan! You: Are you there? evan(78481): hello evan(78481): sorry evan(78481): how are you You: Hi, that is ok! You: Good and you? evan(78481): im alright evan(78481): you want info on robot programming? You: Yes please. You: and Artificial Intelligence You: When was your program created? evan(78481): ? evan(78481): what program You: Hmm, your AI seems weak. evan(78481): what. evan(78481): i'm not a robot You: I heard your bots were very good. evan(78481): im not a damn bot You: Wow, amazing really impressed. You: Is cursing allowed!? evan(78481): lol You: How long have you been running? evan(78481): are you serious evan(78481): do you actually think im a bot You: Hmm.. You: Lets test this You: how many fingers do you have? evan(78481): ten in all You: hmm regular response.. evan(78481): ask me something a bot couldnt answer You: your AI is superb evan(78481): like some crazy question You: 12x12 evan(78481): 144 You: see prove my point evan(78481): ? You: bots can answer extensive multiplication You: with ease evan(78481): 12 by 12 is easy You: what is the color of your hair? evan(78481): dark brown You: and you reside where? evan(78481): iowa You: haha I'm really impressed with You: your programming evan(78481): yeah You: whats your up time? evan(78481): dude just ask me some crazy question evan(78481): some spontaneous thing evan(78481): obscure You: your very glitchy evan(78481): oh stfu. You: ... evan(78481): do you actually want me to do this search evan(78481): or did you just do this to mess with me You: I typed in a decent You: search i believe You: so yes I'm interested in finding results.. evan(78481): it looks like you just did it to mess with me You: thats because i do believe your a bot.. You: one last test? evan(78481): go for it You: If everything that exists in the universe has meaning You: what is the meaning of the universe at it's whole evan(78481): um You: point proven evan(78481): is giving a legit answer to that evan(78481): supposed to prove im a bot evan(78481): or prove that im not a bot evan(78481): ? You: legit = person You: because represents thought evan(78481): ok heres an answer evan(78481): the meaning of the universe is sex evan(78481): endless sex You: hmm very faulty evan(78481): are these ok You: yes excellent my good man You: your ai is amazing You: superb!! evan(78481): should i rpeort you for abuse evan(78481): hmmm You: thank you once again! You: is there anything else? You: you would like to say You: maybe something spontaneus? evan(78481): bye You: haha evan(78481): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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.................... You: nikes made by You: methamphibian You: do you get this a lot: where the people ask you to search something and You: they say "nvm found it on google" Mark(67051): How can I help you? You: are u searching for the You: nikes Mark(67051): Sure, one moment while I bring that information up for you.... You: are you a master guide Mark(67051): Are these results sufficient? You: do guides purposely take a long time in their search to make their search hours longer? just wondering , if so , thats ok You: no, i meant You: nikes made by You: methamphibian You: hes a custom maker You: nike.com has mnothing to do with him You: how come it took so long to get nike.com Mark(67051): Are you on drugs You: is that the only link You: no i am not You: methamphibian , not methanphetamine You: its a name Mark(67051): then why do you harass peaple You: peaple? You: well You: its not harrasing Mark(67051): Have you nothing better to do You: i thnik you are not doing your job right You: i dont have anything better to do You: anyways those were insufficient results Mark(67051): Why not nothing better to do You: i have no life, no freinds Mark(67051): dont you work or something You: no You: im rich You: parents just give me money You: maybe i should find a job Mark(67051): Well that expaines it you need help You: working as a cha cha guide You: would be fun You: if you are a master guide you can refer me Mark(67051): Go to craigs list ct You: craigs list? You: whats that Mark(67051): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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This one strat: make him/her read TeamLiquid.net
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Kathleen(48512) Kathleen(48512): Welcome to ChaCha! Kathleen(48512): Hi There Kathleen(48512): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: hi there Kathleen You: my name is Kevin You: are you a bot and I'm being dumb or something? Kathleen(48512): Hi Kevin, How can I help you? Kathleen(48512): No I am not a bot.. You: I guess I can't ever know You: well, I'm having some problems You: at night You: I'm like paralyzed somehow while dreaming
//Shows me a senior health shit
You: I'm not senior Kathleen(48512): Trouble sleeping? You: Im just 24 You: not sleeping You: dreaming Kathleen(48512): Oh, you have the dream that you are paralized? Kathleen(48512): and want to know what it means? You: no You: I'm paralyzed You: I feel like half dreaming half awake You: can see and hear Kathleen(48512): ok, I don't understand what information you are looking for? You: or that seems You: i want to know if this happens to someone else too You: this is freaking me out You: can hear but can't move Kathleen(48512): Let me see what information I can find for you, one moment You: thank you Kathleen You: so you tought I was senior, funny Kathleen(48512): I just looked for some info and that came out You: I'm young and healthy and even play soccer You: twice a week Kathleen(48512): Good
//Sleep paralysis appears. I need more to find TL.net
You: oh my god Kathleen(48512): Is this information helpful to you? You: can you check sleep paralysis experience please ? Kathleen(48512): sure
//more links about experiences, i'm close
You: do you believe me now? You: do you believe what is happening to me? You: oh my god I'm scared You: I'm healthy why is this happening to me? Kathleen(48512): Is this information helpful to you? You: scary I'll say Kathleen(48512): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: I'm half korean, can you check if this happens to korean people a lot? Kathleen(48512): Sure
//Bingo, sweet Kathleen joins TL.net xD
You: Thanks cutie, nice to play with you Kathleen(48512): have a great night Kathleen(48512): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. You: you too Status: Session ended.
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Korea (South)11558 Posts
This guy is SO chilled
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: tyler(73985) tyler(73985): Welcome to ChaCha! tyler(73985): hello tyler(73985): how are you doing today? You: hi You: do you play starcraft? tyler(73985): no, one of my good friends do. tyler(73985): i can still try to help you out though You: alright You: Umm I am trying to become really good, and I need to know some good build orders from people like Boxer and Nal_Ra, maybe iloveoov but he's kinda nooby now. tyler(73985): ok. let me see what kind of info i can find you. You: alright tyler(73985): hold on just a moment You: Do you do this for free? You: or do you get paid? tyler(73985): no, i get paid for it You: oh You: how much money do you get paid? I just got fired from my job at pizza hut (part time) tyler(73985): well right now $5 an hour. You: oh You: That's not bad! You: How did you start out? tyler(73985): there are different level chacha guides, and when you get to the top level you get $10 an hour tyler(73985): but you just do it whenever you want. no specific hours or anything You: How do you get a job at chacha? tyler(73985): not real sure actually...somebody showed me the site as a way to prank people...and i just got interested in it and started asking questions about it. You: hahaha You: you started pranking? You: I've read some funny pranks about chacha tyler(73985): the only way you can get a job here, is to get an invitation from a master guide.. You: oh tyler(73985): haha....every now and then. tyler(73985): i like getting them. most of them are pretty fun. You: hahaha You: do you joke around with the pranksters as well? tyler(73985): yea. You: What kind of things have you been pranked about? tyler(73985): as long as you joke back, you will usually get a good rating. which helps you progress to better pay You: nice tyler(73985): somebody was looking for a naked boyfriend... You: HAHA! tyler(73985): another was trying to learn how to pwn noobs. You: wow You: thats pretty funny tyler(73985): pretty wide variety You: what was your favorite one? tyler(73985): pwning the noobs. tyler(73985): that guy was hilarious You: haha You: I actually got this website from a starcraft community website You: www.teamliquid.net tyler(73985): i ended up adding him on my xbox live account and playing halo 2 with him You: nice tyler(73985): oh really? You: yea You: there's a thread about the stuff that has happened so far tyler(73985): thats cool. i never really got into that game too much You: ahh tyler(73985): haha. tyler(73985): i found this site and a car forum...www.westkyimports.com. there was a thread on there about it too. You: I used to be not really into it but eventually I was introduced to the professional scene and it just kind of clicked... haha awesome tyler(73985): nice. tyler(73985): these sites helping out at all? You: umm i guess You: What would you think is better You: TeamLiquid or GosuGamers? tyler(73985): not sure. hold on ill check. tyler(73985): are both sites just about starcraft? You: umm You: its more of a community that about starcraft tyler(73985): as far as the layout and everything goes, it looks like gosugamers is better. tyler(73985): something about it makes it look like they know more about what they are talking about You: nooooooo! You: T_T tyler(73985): crap. tyler(73985): wrong answer? You: haha You: GosuGamers is bad mannered You: You play any other games besides halo 2? tyler(73985): oh. tyler(73985): haha. tyler(73985): yea. just about everything on 360, gears of war, farcry tyler(73985): splinter cell every now and then. tyler(73985): mainly shooter games. i have played a ton of oblivion too You: o You: i have a wii and ps3... not a 360 You: is it worth getting though? tyler(73985): ive been debating on a wii tyler(73985): i really like it. You: the zelda game is SO tight You: its easy You: but the storyline is awesome tyler(73985): but i havent really experienced much of the ps3...everytime i check one out at the stores they are locked up. lol You: and i cant wait until that super smash bros comees out tyler(73985): zelda is a pimp game. You: yup tyler(73985): yea...i bet it is hard to do with the motion sensitive controller though You: hmm You: so how do you think I can get a "job" at chacha? You: i need some extra cash tyler(73985): well. basically all it comes down to.. is find a master guide that will send you the invite.. You: i see tyler(73985): it takes a while to get money at first, you have to do 10 searches on each keyword you have before you can make money on it. You: how many keywords are there? tyler(73985): but once you get a few keywords under your belt that you can make money on, it builds up pretty quick tyler(73985): um. pretty much every word in the dictionary. tyler(73985): ...a lot You: oh wow... tyler(73985): yea. tyler(73985): ive got like 12 i can make money on. You: so is all you do just go to google and search for me? tyler(73985): well yea. either google.com or chacha, or yahoo. tyler(73985): anyway i think will be the fastest. You: hah You: wow people must be lazy then tyler(73985): yea...hahah tyler(73985): its all good You: lol
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Why do vegetarians exist? Ryan(53840): lol I have no idea You: aw. You: i was just thinking Ryan(53840): but I agree You: if we were all vegetarians, wouldn't we go extinct a long time ago t You: they're useless! Ryan(53840): lol we should round them all up and put them on a desert island filled with cows You: haha You: that would be ideal Ryan(53840): it would
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Toni(54875) Toni(54875): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi toni Toni(54875): Hi I will be helping you with your search today. You: excellent Toni(54875): Could you please be a bit more specific as to your inquiry? You: so, uhm, i was wondering You: what are you doing later tonight? Toni(54875): Nothing with you my friend now......... Toni(54875): Did you want to complete a search? You:
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wow this has gotta be the greatest website ever
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Wow i was talking to a master level guide and didn't even know it!
http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/26360
Pretty crazy
edit: I asked for funny jokes and then this idiot gives me a website about engines.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Janice(17207) Janice(17207): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello Janice(17207): Hi there You: I need some hilarious jokes You: to impress my friends You: Can you find those? Janice(17207): I can absolutely give it a shot Janice(17207): hold on please You: thanks You: thats just another search engie You: thats not even about funny jokes Janice(17207): One minute please You: whats the deal? Janice(17207): My computer is frozen, one minute please You: oh sorry my computer has trouble sometimes too You: you should get a new hard drive You: thats fixed mine Janice(17207): Here are three sites that should help you. You: Jeep humor? You: I don't own a jeep Janice(17207): I am sure you will find some fun things in them You: ... You: but i don't own a jeep Janice(17207): You know, jokes can be about anything Janice(17207): It doesn't matter You: yes but those are specifically about jeeps Janice(17207): neither do i\ Janice(17207): So Janice(17207): it not the only site I snet Janice(17207): sent You: the first one is about engines You: the second is about jeeps You: the third is about courtrooms You: i wanted a funny joke You: you know: setup, then punchline You: Well i guess the third link is ok You: but you should really get a new hard drive You: that fixed my computer troubles Janice(17207): As soon as I make enough money I intend to Janice(17207): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: What? You: Don't you get paid for this Janice(17207): Have a good night You: your not getting a good rating You: Thanks, I'm done.
courtroom jokes she sent Engine site she sent
"Jeep Humor"
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Eric(78552) Eric(78552): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Eric Eric(78552): Hello! Eric(78552): Can you be more specific as to what you are looking for? You: How often do you get pranked? Eric(78552): 70 % of my searches are probably pranks. Eric(78552): You: That's actually a really high percentage. :/ Eric(78552): Yeah, it is. You: How many people have you had to "ban"? Eric(78552): Not many. Eric(78552): I don't ban anyone really.. do you need a search? You: Well, that's good. You: No, not really. I should be doing homework but this is more fun. :/ Eric(78552): OK! You: Eric(78552): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: So um...how's life? Eric(78552): check out this blog of ChaCha pranks You: There's a blog?! Jackpot.
http://aretheseresultssufficient.blogspot.com/
Question for a Guide
QUERY: i have a question for any guide
Strange search... Maybe I'll have some fun.
Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Guide: Go for it, any question you want. Info Seeker: hey Info Seeker: do people mess around with guides a lot?
-Opportunity knocks!
Guide: I don't know. Want to help me find out? Info Seeker: how can i help with that? Guide: I've been planning a sting operation. Info Seeker: how would this go about Guide: You can't tell anyone this, but I'm actually the CFO of ChaCha. Info Seeker: what is that? Guide: I hear pranks are becoming a series issue. Guide: And I need to see for myself. Info Seeker: oh, i understand Guide: Are you willing to help? Info Seeker: absolutely Guide: Great.
-Let the fun commence.
Guide: Okay, this is a complex operation, but I think you're capable. Info Seeker: Thanks Guide provides link ChaCha Guide: Here's the ChaCha main site. Guide: I need you to open it in another window. Info Seeker: ok Info Seeker: im there Guide: I need you to query the guide for "one divided by zero." Info Seeker: is it ok if i use digits? Guide: No. Info Seeker: ok Guide: This should gain you entry to the secret robot guide. Guide: It will appear to be a human, but it's not. Info Seeker: it is searching Guide: What is the name of the "guide" you were connected to? Info Seeker: before i continue, could this get me in any sort of trouble with the law Guide: No, of course not. Info Seeker: His name is XXXXX Guide: Perfect. Guide: I want you to give him the instruction: "nerf paged 0 thru 4 endline" Guide: Exactly as I typed it there. Guide: This should issue me the proper reports. Info Seeker: i copied and pasted Guide: Tell me how he responds. He will respond in code. Info Seeker: it transferred me. Guide: Perfect. Guide: Repeat the same message to the new robot. Guide: You're doing great. Info Seeker: thanks Guide: I really appreciate this. Guide: Repost it again. Info Seeker: don't worry Info Seeker: ok Guide: You may have to say it numerous times for "XXXXX" to recognize you. Info Seeker: ok Guide: Tell me what "her" reaction is. Info Seeker: "I don't understand what it is you need help with." Guide: Okay good. Guide: You've reached the main sub-menu. Guide: Tell her, just like this: Guide: "Robot, I would like Issue Report 15B." Info Seeker: without quotes, right? Guide: Yes. Info Seeker: done Guide: How did "she" respond? Info Seeker: "If there isn't anything that you need help with I will be forced to end the session or transfer you to someone else." Guide: Perfect! Guide: Now just say "Give me the requested results number 124!" Guide: Sometimes their internal personality chips act up. Guide: This should be the last command, then I'll have my reports. Info Seeker: it ended the session, im sorry Info Seeker: "Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended." Guide: Well done. Guide: I have the reports right here. Guide: Thank you very much! Info Seeker: no problem Info Seeker: gnight! Guide: Wait. Info Seeker: yes? Guide: Here's the part where I hope you have a good sense of humor... Info Seeker: ok what Guide: This was all a joke... I hope you don't mind. I get very bored. Info Seeker: rofl Info Seeker: im seriously laughing dude
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I tried to be slick by popping the question, but it didnt seem to work on this gal ... older gal that is =P
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Erika(42508) Erika(42508): Welcome to ChaCha! Erika(42508): hi Erika(42508): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: Hi Erika You: How are you tonight? Erika(42508): ok and you? You: Im alright You: I have been told I would be transfered to someone woh is college You: Are you in college? Erika(42508): nope You: Already graduated? Erika(42508): high school You: Hmm this might work... You: Are you a big "partier"? Erika(42508): ok Erika(42508): not really but know a lil You: You see I didn't drink that much in HS, but it seems as a freshman in college...thats the best way to meet new people Erika(42508): ya sounds bouthgt right Erika(42508): They say the college yrs are party yrs You: What kinda of stuff should i start off drinking so I dont look like a idiot when im in public drinking for the first few times? You: What do you drink at parties? Erika(42508): usually mixed drinks depends on what your in to You: I have a low alcohol tolerance, I turn red really fast haha You: it isnt helping either =P Erika(42508): i do too but you overcome that You: Lets hope so, btw where do you live? Erika(42508): california You: Oh, I see You: What time are you done working? Erika(42508): anytime i wanna be You: Have any plans tonight? Erika(42508): got 4 kids Erika(42508): sorry You: ...are you lying to me? you said your still in high school Erika(42508): Are these results sufficient? Erika(42508): no i said i graduated high school You: Oh.. You: well... ;/ Erika(42508): lol You: Your 18? Erika(42508): 28 You: ... You: Humm You: Are you married? Erika(42508): not anymore You: I see...why is that? Erika(42508): because he cheated on me You: Im sorry to hear that, what a bastard You: Will you marry me? Erika(42508): yup after 8 yrs Erika(42508): lol Erika(42508): sorry i dont think i will be gettin married anytime soon Erika(42508): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: ... lets go out a few times? You: Can I get your messanger? email? myspace? something? Erika(42508): too many kids have no time You: We can stay w/ them Erika(42508): xxxxxxxx@yahoo You: Oh I see You: I will email you Erika(42508): ok Erika(42508): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Lindsey(78413) Lindsey(78413): Welcome to ChaCha! Lindsey(78413): Hi You: hi lindsey Lindsey(78413): what can I find for you today? You: im looking to buy a computer Lindsey(78413): Alright Lindsey(78413): any particular brand or type? You: i want to know which kind would give the most frames per second Lindsey(78413): Alright You: alienware, huh Lindsey(78413): TYep You: that doesnt happen to be a biased opinion, hmm? Lindsey(78413): Ha ha, no Lindsey(78413): These are the three top companies You: im looking around them.. which one would be more durable do you think? Lindsey(78413): I'll search and find out You: like if i got into a car accident while playing on them Lindsey(78413): Heh Lindsey(78413): That would probably not be your biggest concern Lindsey(78413): but I'll find out You: jesus i am bad at this You: goodbye You: you're lovely by the way Lindsey(78413): Thanks You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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^ Duke c' on you can do better than that lol! :p
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Ray didn't like me
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Ray(79461) Ray(79461): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi ray Ray(79461): Hi You: im looking for porn You: can you helkp me? Ray(79461): Sure. Ray(79461): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Ray(79461) Ray(79461): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi ray Ray(79461): Hi You: im looking for porn You: can you helkp me? Ray(79461): Sure. Ray(79461): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Cheryl(8647) Cheryl(8647): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Cheryl Cheryl(8647): Hi You: im looking for XXX You: can you help? Cheryl(8647): What is it I can help you find? Cheryl(8647): As in the adult xxx? You: the movie i mean You: nono You: with vin diesel You: i need to find a cheap one You: ^^ Cheryl(8647): Ok, let me see what I can find? You: ok Cheryl(8647): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
Evidently Cheryl and Ray are friends.
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(27450) Jennifer(27450): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello jennifer Jennifer(27450): Hi how are you tonight? You: fine, :D You: i was wondering if there were any known mishaps about mixing respiderol, xanax, and lexapro Jennifer(27450): One moment while I search for you.... You: might be a typo on respiderol You: i dont believe that is sufficient You: these are prescribed drugs im talking about Jennifer(27450): Im searching for you one moment You: would being undescribably upset easily be a side effect or a personality disorder? You: ive had these feelings about killing other people, but killing myself too.. hmm You: when my doctor asked me about it i didnt really feel like telling him Jennifer(27450): You really need to talk to your dr about this You: do you know anyone diagnosed with depression? Jennifer(27450): And the best thing to always do is ask your dr about mixing those prescriptions You: i have like 8 doctors lol You: they all give me different stuff Jennifer(27450): Would you like for me to continue searching for you You: yes You: my mom used to suffer from manic depression You: is depression inheritable You: man i could really use a beer You: what do you like to drink, jennifer? Jennifer(27450): If you would like addtl info on depression I would be happy to help you but you will need to open another search You: you cant search it for me? :-\ You: man i just get so goddamn frustrated!! You: oh my god i just broke a glass on my dog Jennifer(27450): I can but we need to open a new search since it is a different topic You: brb Jennifer(27450): I will have to end this session have a good night and feel free to open a new search when you come back=) You: okay nvm it was just the cat Jennifer(27450): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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I did a search, well, I made them do a search for me about how to actually get a job there.
Hi! You just asked for an invite for ChaCha. We're pretty picky about who we give invites too, because we make commission off those who we invite. Also, we get a limited number of invites, and if those we invite crap out, we don't get them back. Can you answer some questions, please?
That sounds borderline pyramid triangle to me!
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I found this chill guy...Also, there seems to be a forum that is known for pranking ChaCha and they (ChaCha) know them for this...Looks like we have competition boys ^_^
Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Brett(23716) Brett(23716): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Whats up Brett! Brett(23716): Hi, I'm Bretto. Welcome to ChaCha search. Can you please clarify what you are searching for? Brett(23716): Hi. You: Well, im curious on how many pranks you get for working at a place like this Brett(23716): a lot Brett(23716): a lot a lot You: Any memorable ones you enjoyed? Brett(23716): espicially from 4chan Brett(23716): about mudkips You: what is 4chan? Brett(23716): it is a forum about somethin...i dont remember You: mudkips...the pokemon? Brett(23716): umm, sometimes You: what are mudkips? Brett(23716): would you like a link to 4chan? You: Is there a definition of a "mudkip" Brett(23716): umm Brett(23716): i could find out if you like You: sure that would be great You: btw how old are you? Brett(23716): 20 You: in college? Brett(23716): would you also like a 4chan link? Brett(23716): yeah You: sure You: which cdollege? You: they are pokemon! thats what i said You: sheesh ;/ You: You dont have to find the 4chan link You: What do they ask you about mudkips? You: ok i guess you alrdy found it Brett(23716): umm, well there is this thing and they always ask "so i hear you like mudkip" Brett(23716): its like an inside joke Brett(23716): OH Brett(23716): ill find it for you Brett(23716): it funny You: Okay =D You: excellent You: ill read it! Brett(23716): scroll down to were the guy has the mudkip tat You: So where do you go to college? Brett(23716): kvcc Brett(23716): but im not really allowed to chat on here Brett(23716): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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damn I got banned for asking: "what are you wearing", now I can't even show my log, oh well.
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On February 22 2007 19:40 mahnini wrote:I did a search, well, I made them do a search for me about how to actually get a job there. Show nested quote +Hi! You just asked for an invite for ChaCha. We're pretty picky about who we give invites too, because we make commission off those who we invite. Also, we get a limited number of invites, and if those we invite crap out, we don't get them back. Can you answer some questions, please? That sounds borderline pyramid triangle to me! more the reason to abuse them.
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hahahaha wow!! they are going to come in handy when you need them! let me do one on video games it's midnight but o well lol, school is meant for sleeping.
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Nice little chat about pokemon folks...
Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Travis(44031) Travis(44031): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Sup Travis! Travis(44031): Hello! Info Seeker You: Well, first off, i need to make sure if your an avid pokemon lover like me You: Are you? Travis(44031): I beat pokemon red You: So you know about the original 150 pokemon Travis(44031): Yes You: How old are you? Travis(44031): Older now, 22 You: I see, well I have a question You: Im training to become a pokemon master, but it seems I am not on-track persay... Travis(44031): check out loooong cat when you get a chance You: So what should I do after getting my badge from cerulean city? You: Have any advice? Travis(44031): I think snorlax is sleeping someplace? blocking your path? Travis(44031): I have no idea You: It seems you are a bit rusty on this pokemon stuff Travis(44031): It has been awhile You: Well, in that case...This is another thing that has been making my journey quite difficult You: the all might question, "How do I catch them all?" You: mighty* Travis(44031): I dont know How Travis(44031): but. YOU GOTTA catch em all You: ...i know i HAVE to, but i have no means on how to start You: What would you suggest my first pokemon be? Travis(44031): charmander You: My pikachu just died from eating some unknown pokechow You: Wow, you like charmander too? hes one of my favorites Travis(44031): Im sorry to hear that Travis(44031): He is the best You: Very cute dinosaur he is Travis(44031): Anything else I can help you with Travis(44031): I should get going You: How many pairs of underwear do I need to bring? You: And where can I find the next gym? Travis(44031): You will find the anwser to these questions on your quest Travis(44031): have a great night Travis(44031): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: suzzan(73896) suzzan(73896): Welcome to ChaCha! suzzan(73896): Good Evening, how are you tonight? You: Well...I need to know how to DO A BARREL ROLL You: HELP You: THERE COMING suzzan(73896): You came to the right place You: FOX DODGE You: RRRR suzzan(73896): Be right with you You: QUICK You: AGH You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (a lot more "H"s) You: YES suzzan(73896): ok ok ok ok You: THANK YOU You: your wonderful darling suzzan(73896): more comming You: SF You: SF You: S F You: SF You: STARFOX You: NOT MILITARY You: STARFOX suzzan(73896): ? You: AGH You: STARFOX BARREL ROLL You: omg your a noob suzzan(73896): okokok suzzan(73896): sorry You: its ok You: i will spare your life this time You: DO NOT FAIL ME PEPPY You: GO GO FIND HOW TO DO A BARREL ROLL You: i died...... You: WTF You: SLOW SEARCHING PEPPY suzzan(73896): aWE, GIVE ME A BREAK! You: NO WE MUST DEFEAT THEM suzzan(73896): WOW YOU'RE A TUFF NUT! suzzan(73896): TRY THE LAST ONE You: YOUR ABOUT AS USEFUL AS THAT RETARDED RABBIT
Yeah, they don't know much about SF.
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A hahaha DeadVessel thats awesome, you rock.
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I enjoy talking to cool dudes on that site and I actually benefited from this one haha.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: William(69637) William(69637): Welcome to ChaCha! William(69637): Hey, welcome to ChaCha! I'll be your ChaCha Guide today. I hope you're having a great day. William(69637): Please let me take a moment to clarify your question, and then we'll get searching! William(69637): What exactly are you searching for today? You: Hello. You: Ok.. so basically I am stuck at this part of Zelda William(69637): Which Zelda game are you referring to? You: A link in time You: No. You: A Link to the Past. You: For Super Nintendo. William(69637): Ah, okay. What exactly do you need help with? You: I can't seem to get rid of this old man that keeps following me. You: His really annoying and I can't kill him. I tried to restart the game but his still there!! William(69637): Interesting. William(69637): Hold on one moment. You: ...that bastard won't leave me alone. Can you help me please. You: Thank you. William(69637): Please do not use abusive language in ChaCha. You: I apologize. William(69637): You're forgiven :-) You: ^^ William(69637): I'm now searching for the information you are requiring. Feel free to ask questions and narrow down your inquiry at any time. You: We'll when I use the mirror to go to the Dark World he turns into a duck I believe. William(69637): Sounds like a good idea. You: But when I'm in the world of Highrule he is a normal old man. William(69637): What exactly do you need help with? William(69637): As in, what can I do for you? You: I just want to get rid of him. You: Need information William(69637): Okay, I understand that. Would you like me to give you links to walkthroughs and such for the game? You: on how to get rid of him... he doesn't even let me enter buildings. You: Sure, if that helps just don't spoil the entire thing please. You: I You: am just stuck at that part. William(69637): Okay, I don't think it should if you don't read past that part. You: Ok. You: Are you a robot by any chance? William(69637): No, of course not. All ChaCha guides are real people. You: Hmm... really? William(69637): I'm 100% ChaCha certified human :-D You: How many fingers do you have? William(69637): Yep, all the way. William(69637): 10 William(69637): Total, that is. William(69637): 5 on each hand, to be exact... You: Ok. William(69637): Yeah, I'm a real person. You: Do you get any pranks in this site? William(69637): Yes, actually, we do. You: Any good ones? William(69637): The worst ones are when it starts out perfectly legit. William(69637): I've had a few hilarious pranks, yes, but they all end up in sessions reported as abusive. You: O, that's really upsetting when you find out that they are not. ( You: Aww, if they give you a good laugh why report them? William(69637): We actually don't, unless they give us a "Bad" rating. You: But you guys don't mind if you get pranked, as long as we give you something to search? William(69637): If the user acts satisfied, then obviously pranks us and gives us a bad rating, that is the time when we get angry. You: ..and we give you good rating? William(69637): Usually, however pranks are not encouraged, as they mess up the system somewhat, and waste our time. You: Ok. You: So how do I get rid of the old man. You: William(69637): We certainly wouldn't want to "milk" the system, but we do not appreciate bad ratings from pranksters. Those usually get personally reported to chacha, and pranksters get IP banned. You: but as long as you get good ratings you will not be upset? You: yes!! You: result!! William(69637): Yep! William(69637): We don't get too upset as long as it's rated good, if the user just pranks us during a legitimate search. William(69637): But if it's totally out of line, it gets reported right away. You: ^^ William(69637): Will this result be sufficient? You: I'ts 404 http error. William(69637): I've gone way over my paid time limit for this search. You: Not found. William(69637): Weird. William(69637): Should I try to fix that? William(69637): Because it is totally up and running for me. You: That's ok I"ll figure it out later thank you for your help thou did really want to know how to get rid of the old man. You: :D You: One more thing thou You: Uu You: yes!! another William(69637): Yes? William(69637): Yeah, the second one has a list of guides. William(69637): Just don't pick the ones listed as GBA. You: Ok, that one works. William(69637): What was the one last thing? William(69637): Or does it still apply William(69637): ? You: Hmmm.. you promise you wont get upset? William(69637): Sure. You: Since your a laid back guy check out teamliquid.net pretty funny stuff William(69637): But if I helped you and did my best, a great rating would be awesome. You: We give good ratings don't worry William(69637): Okay, maybe I'll do that. You: Ill give you a good rating! You: Do i press I'm done You: or do you idsconnect? William(69637): No I will press it. William(69637): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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bastards reported my ips =/
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Kyle(76648) Kyle(76648): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Kyle Kyle(76648): Hi, what can I help you with You: Do you know Hannibal Lector? You: the cannibal? Kyle(76648): Yah You: i want to eat your flesh You: im just kidding You: im looking for a the first movie You: silence of the lambs Kyle(76648): Cool You: for cheap You: I see you Kyle(76648): Allright I will see what I can find for you You: I see you typing on your Dell You: I'm looking in your window right now You: stop touching yourself You: its unattractive Kyle(76648): Sorry You: I have no soul You: can i eat yours to replenish my dead one? Kyle(76648): Nah, I kinda like it You: KYLE I NEED YOUR BRAIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS You: so um.. You: you wanna get together sometime? Kyle(76648): Nah, sorry Im taken You: by that biatch? You: you know she's cheating on you Kyle(76648): Yah i caught her the other night You: kinky You: was it with your dad? You: or with her brother Kyle(76648): No it was with her girlfriend You: whoa You: 3 people ? Kyle(76648): yah You: its a tangeled web she weaves You: i pity you You: would you like to talk about it? Kyle(76648): No im fine You: ok well You: if you ever want to talk You: just msg me Kyle(76648): allright You: or look out your window You: ok time to go jerk off peace Kyle(76648): chya Kyle(76648): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended
This guy must get pranked a lot. He was totally cool with it.
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On February 22 2007 20:27 Metal[x] wrote: bastards reported my ips =/
Did you give them a bad rating or did you ask for child porn? ... if so then you probably deserved it.
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On February 22 2007 20:19 Sacajawea wrote: A hahaha DeadVessel thats awesome, you rock. haha thanks
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No...I kindly asked how i should go about becoming a pokemon master -_-;;
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On February 22 2007 20:29 DeadVessel wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 20:19 Sacajawea wrote: A hahaha DeadVessel thats awesome, you rock. haha thanks
haha yeah that's some pretty good stuff.
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well, i gtta start doing work...Bugz keep it going for me homie =P
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On February 22 2007 20:30 Metal[x] wrote: No...I kindly asked how i should go about becoming a pokemon master -_-;; you don't have to lie to us, we accept your addiction to child pornography.
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On February 22 2007 20:35 DeadVessel wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 20:30 Metal[x] wrote: No...I kindly asked how i should go about becoming a pokemon master -_-;; you don't have to lie to us, we accept your addiction to child pornography.
No...Im serious...I asked him the best way to train to become a pokemon master T_T he didn't like my question very much =(
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On February 22 2007 20:48 Metal[x] wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 20:35 DeadVessel wrote:On February 22 2007 20:30 Metal[x] wrote: No...I kindly asked how i should go about becoming a pokemon master -_-;; you don't have to lie to us, we accept your addiction to child pornography. No...Im serious...I asked him the best way to train to become a pokemon master T_T he didn't like my question very much =( he's a bad person then, you always help a fellow pokemon trainer. PM me
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On February 22 2007 20:20 BuGzlToOnl wrote:I enjoy talking to cool dudes on that site and I actually benefited from this one haha. Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: William(69637) William(69637): Welcome to ChaCha! William(69637): Hey, welcome to ChaCha! I'll be your ChaCha Guide today. I hope you're having a great day. William(69637): Please let me take a moment to clarify your question, and then we'll get searching! William(69637): What exactly are you searching for today? You: Hello. You: Ok.. so basically I am stuck at this part of Zelda William(69637): Which Zelda game are you referring to? You: A link in time You: No. You: A Link to the Past. You: For Super Nintendo. William(69637): Ah, okay. What exactly do you need help with? You: I can't seem to get rid of this old man that keeps following me. You: His really annoying and I can't kill him. I tried to restart the game but his still there!! William(69637): Interesting. William(69637): Hold on one moment. You: ...that bastard won't leave me alone. Can you help me please. You: Thank you. William(69637): Please do not use abusive language in ChaCha. You: I apologize. William(69637): You're forgiven :-) You: ^^ William(69637): I'm now searching for the information you are requiring. Feel free to ask questions and narrow down your inquiry at any time. You: We'll when I use the mirror to go to the Dark World he turns into a duck I believe. William(69637): Sounds like a good idea. You: But when I'm in the world of Highrule he is a normal old man. William(69637): What exactly do you need help with? William(69637): As in, what can I do for you? You: I just want to get rid of him. You: Need information William(69637): Okay, I understand that. Would you like me to give you links to walkthroughs and such for the game? You: on how to get rid of him... he doesn't even let me enter buildings. You: Sure, if that helps just don't spoil the entire thing please. You: I You: am just stuck at that part. William(69637): Okay, I don't think it should if you don't read past that part. You: Ok. You: Are you a robot by any chance? William(69637): No, of course not. All ChaCha guides are real people. You: Hmm... really? William(69637): I'm 100% ChaCha certified human :-D You: How many fingers do you have? William(69637): Yep, all the way. William(69637): 10 William(69637): Total, that is. William(69637): 5 on each hand, to be exact... You: Ok. William(69637): Yeah, I'm a real person. You: Do you get any pranks in this site? William(69637): Yes, actually, we do. You: Any good ones? William(69637): The worst ones are when it starts out perfectly legit. William(69637): I've had a few hilarious pranks, yes, but they all end up in sessions reported as abusive. You: O, that's really upsetting when you find out that they are not. ( You: Aww, if they give you a good laugh why report them? William(69637): We actually don't, unless they give us a "Bad" rating. You: But you guys don't mind if you get pranked, as long as we give you something to search? William(69637): If the user acts satisfied, then obviously pranks us and gives us a bad rating, that is the time when we get angry. You: ..and we give you good rating? William(69637): Usually, however pranks are not encouraged, as they mess up the system somewhat, and waste our time. You: Ok. You: So how do I get rid of the old man. You: William(69637): We certainly wouldn't want to "milk" the system, but we do not appreciate bad ratings from pranksters. Those usually get personally reported to chacha, and pranksters get IP banned. You: but as long as you get good ratings you will not be upset? You: yes!! You: result!! William(69637): Yep! William(69637): We don't get too upset as long as it's rated good, if the user just pranks us during a legitimate search. William(69637): But if it's totally out of line, it gets reported right away. You: ^^ William(69637): Will this result be sufficient? You: I'ts 404 http error. William(69637): I've gone way over my paid time limit for this search. You: Not found. William(69637): Weird. William(69637): Should I try to fix that? William(69637): Because it is totally up and running for me. You: That's ok I"ll figure it out later thank you for your help thou did really want to know how to get rid of the old man. You: :D You: One more thing thou You: Uu You: yes!! another William(69637): Yes? William(69637): Yeah, the second one has a list of guides. William(69637): Just don't pick the ones listed as GBA. You: Ok, that one works. William(69637): What was the one last thing? William(69637): Or does it still apply William(69637): ? You: Hmmm.. you promise you wont get upset? William(69637): Sure. You: Since your a laid back guy check out teamliquid.net pretty funny stuff William(69637): But if I helped you and did my best, a great rating would be awesome. You: We give good ratings don't worry William(69637): Okay, maybe I'll do that. You: Ill give you a good rating! You: Do i press I'm done You: or do you idsconnect? William(69637): No I will press it. William(69637): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
Sorry for the long quote there... :| Hey guys, this is William, the guide above. Interesting, but thanks for the "great" rating, and the actually legitimate search. Guys, the pranks are interesting, and most of them are funny, however I ask that you please stop. While it's fun, and pranking it is actually how I found out about ChaCha, it really spams up stuff if you keep these pranks going. Furthermore, I'd just like to alert you that ChaCha DOES IP ban quickly, if you use bad language or prank the system. It's a system you may want to actually try using
In addition to this, don't think that all of the guides are clueless. We work together with ChaCha to track people down, and ChaCha DOES/CAN send letters to your ISP if you get IP banned, which could result in your entire internet connection deactivation.
Yeah, I know, it is kinda fun, but please stop with the prank queries. If it's legit, then go ahead! Use it! It's great from a guide's perspective, too. Just please know that ChaCha can and will go to great lengths to get you in trouble. Oh, and posting it here makes it even worse, because now this website can get in trouble with the law. Just a heads up.
And seriously, guys, please stop with the bad ratings, too. If a guide does their best to help you, do not rate them badly. This messes up the system and their pay, and then not only do you have ChaCha on your tail, but some angry dude at his house, too!
Anyways, have fun out there guys, but just don't spam up ChaCha. Peace!
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Oh, and by the way, I won't report this website to ChaCha if you stop with the abuse.
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Otherwise, you guys are really screwed.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
Take a load off, Willie
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Just please don't prank ChaCha.
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LOL, thats what you guys get for leading him right to the site jesus.
heres mine anyway, mine was legit.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Misti(57350) Misti(57350): Welcome to ChaCha! Misti(57350): What can I help you with on this topic? You: hi You: id like a recipe You: its a korean dish You: is that acceptable? You: did i disconnect? dang You: press 255 if your still there You: oh well You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: sara(4318) sara(4318): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi sara(4318): Hello there! sara(4318): sara(4318): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: id like a recipe You: please sara(4318): for... You: its a korean dish You: chi yo bow how sara(4318): chi you bow how? You: yea You: is that acceptable? sara(4318): OK, I will be right back with your results. You: thanks your a lot better then the last guide sara(4318): Did you mean bow how, or bow wow? You: bow how i think You: if bow wow turns up something You: please link it sara(4318): Does this recipe involve dogs? You: no! You: thats racist sara(4318): ok. sara(4318): No, that's cruel. You: You: just because its korean doesnt mean it has dog sara(4318): I did see something that had bow wow instead, and it involved dog. You: your really cute though sara(4318): that is why I asked. You: oh sorry You: but no, not exactly what im lookin for sara(4318): I am so sorry, but I cannot find this recipe ... You: thats ok You: ill still give you a good raitng sara(4318): I will tranfer you to a guide w/ more knowledge on this topic.. You: cuz your sonice sara(4318): Thank you, but.. You: ?? sara(4318): Don't hang up yet, let me transfer you, have a great night! Bye! Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KATHI(15380) KATHI(15380): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi KATHI(15380): Hi You: are you a master guide, i just got transferred KATHI(15380): Yes You: wow amazing KATHI(15380): Congrats You: well anyway im looking for a recipe KATHI(15380): Ok KATHI(15380): For/ You: chi yo bow how- korean dish, usually complimented by raw fish KATHI(15380): ? KATHI(15380): Ok i will look You: thank you master KATHI(15380): You are welcome You: btw if you cant find anything, could you do a search on Ke Ke Bow Wow, thats my back up plan KATHI(15380): Ok i will try KATHI(15380): was the first something similar? You: dont know You: ill check You: looks pretty delicious thnaks You: you truly deserve the title of MASTER GUIDE! KATHI(15380): Thanks You: my first guide was useless she just mocked me KATHI(15380): Oh sorry for that You: yea np KATHI(15380): I admit i have never heard of this dish You: are you an avid cooker? KATHI(15380): Yes You: cool me too You: do you have AIM KATHI(15380): yes You: ill give you mine and we can swap recipes KATHI(15380): SURE You: because i know you cant give yours You: dyno12d KATHI(15380): Ok great You: ok i think i have sufficient results, ill rate you good You: thanks for your time KATHI(15380): Thank you,,night KATHI(15380): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
now i can swap recipes
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Awesome. I mean, use it if you need it, and have a LITTLE fun, but try not to do it more than once. It just makes people mad. Just be thankful I don't report this site to ChaCha.
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Ask if they can help you find a song dealing with existential themes. Ridiculously hard to find. Only one person has found one for me.
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In reply to detonate:
Yeah, now we have the site. educate;
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United States4991 Posts
On February 22 2007 21:05 WilliamC wrote: Awesome. I mean, use it if you need it, and have a LITTLE fun, but try not to do it more than once. It just makes people mad. Just be thankful I don't report this site to ChaCha. lol
I don't like it when people prank others who are just doing their job (e.g., those people who type out stuff people are saying so deaf people can use the telephone), and I never take part in prankings like this. But really, don't take yourself so seriously. Sentences like "Just be thankful I don't report this site to ChaCha" just makes you sound full of yourself and is an unnecessary (and probably unsupported) threat.
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Good point. I see the point, but I'm just remembering other instances when people have pranked ChaCha.
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How do you deactivate your account on this website?
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Valhalla18444 Posts
There's no need
If you don't want to use it just don't use it
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Sorry btw, I got carried away :/
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Okay then. Oh, and, by the way, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO CHACHA...
What IS this community anyways?
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Austin10831 Posts
Man, if I was doing those monotonous queries all day, I'd love to deal with some fun people.
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its a starcraft community, but many people in this forum dont play starcraft anymore poker i guess
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: James(40274) James(40274): Welcome to ChaCha! James(40274): hi James(40274): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: i want to know street prices James(40274): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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Okay, and by the way, this is a no-commitment job. We work from home whenever we feel like it. And thanks for the answer/response. I'll be forgetting about this place now. Any last things I should know?
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you already have 10 posts, theres no turning back
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Austin10831 Posts
On February 22 2007 21:18 WilliamC wrote: Okay, and by the way, this is a no-commitment job. We work from home whenever we feel like it. And thanks for the answer/response. I'll be forgetting about this place now. Any last things I should know?
no worries, we'll be forgetting about chacha soon too. (as will the rest of the internet, most likely)
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Valhalla18444 Posts
On February 22 2007 21:19 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 21:18 WilliamC wrote: Okay, and by the way, this is a no-commitment job. We work from home whenever we feel like it. And thanks for the answer/response. I'll be forgetting about this place now. Any last things I should know? no worries, we'll be forgetting about chacha soon too. (as will the rest of the internet, most likely)
BOOM
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oh fuck sorry i didnt read the last page
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woops wrong quote
oooooooooooooooooo ---v
On February 22 2007 21:19 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 21:18 WilliamC wrote: Okay, and by the way, this is a no-commitment job. We work from home whenever we feel like it. And thanks for the answer/response. I'll be forgetting about this place now. Any last things I should know? no worries, we'll be forgetting about chacha soon too. (as will the rest of the internet, most likely) there we go
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anyone understand how to interpret derivatives? i contributed enuff to this thread i think i should beable to ask this =/
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be more specific? what do you mean interpret derivatives?
and BroOd that was awesome, that's one way to stomp on an ego.
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: April(20913) April(20913): Welcome to ChaCha! April(20913): Hi there. You: Hi. April(20913): Are you wanting general information on this? You: Can you find my pants? April(20913): Nope April(20913): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: April(40910) April(40910): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi April(40910): Hi! Is there anything specific I can help you with on your search today? You: I need You: some advice You: on how to talk to girls You: wait are you real? April(40910): Yes I am You: oh cool April(40910): Please give me a moment while I pull up that information for you You: are you a girl April(40910): Yes You: can you help me You: give me some advice You: just something in general would be nice You: i don't have any friends You: April(40910): I wish that I could help you but I am not allowed to give advice sorry April(40910): Here is a site that may interest you while I continue your search You: oh You: no advice? that sucks You: you probably don't "wish" to help me anyway You: whys everyone like that April(40910): policy You: so its in the policy to hate on me? You: oh I see how it is omfg no wonder April(40910): No You: oh You: everyones so mean You: actually ima make a new search on how to kill myself You: can you help me search for that April(40910): I will have to insist that you call 911 You: why You: i didn't kill myself yet You: can you at least help me search?! You: isn't that what your here for?! April(40910): I'm sorry but if you are making threats I will haveto close the session You: i'm not making threats April(40910): sorry for typo You: i'm asking you to help me search You: no problem April(40910): I can't search for things like that You: oh You: can you search for like You: painless ways to die? April(40910): No You: oh You: how about whats the tallest building You: in San francisco April(40910): Yes You: can u help me search for that You: k cool thanks You: and driving directions to that place would be nice too You: thanks april I knew I can count on you You: is that even your real name? April(40910): Yes it is April(40910): If this is for suicide purposes I can not help you You: no its not You: i'm just writing a research paper You: on the tallest building in san francisco You: is that it? You: the tallest building in SF? April(40910): Yes April(40910): Wait You: ok You: thanks April(40910): That wasn't right You: oh ok You: oh I see You: so thats the info right? April(40910): Have I been able to provide the information you were searching for? You: yea You: now I can go kill myself You: thanks April! You: byeee You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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On February 22 2007 21:56 dka wrote:Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: April(40910) April(40910): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi April(40910): Hi! Is there anything specific I can help you with on your search today? You: I need You: some advice You: on how to talk to girls You: wait are you real? April(40910): Yes I am You: oh cool April(40910): Please give me a moment while I pull up that information for you You: are you a girl April(40910): Yes You: can you help me You: give me some advice You: just something in general would be nice You: i don't have any friends You: April(40910): I wish that I could help you but I am not allowed to give advice sorry April(40910): Here is a site that may interest you while I continue your search You: oh You: no advice? that sucks You: you probably don't "wish" to help me anyway You: whys everyone like that April(40910): policy You: so its in the policy to hate on me? You: oh I see how it is omfg no wonder April(40910): No You: oh You: everyones so mean You: actually ima make a new search on how to kill myself You: can you help me search for that April(40910): I will have to insist that you call 911 You: why You: i didn't kill myself yet You: can you at least help me search?! You: isn't that what your here for?! April(40910): I'm sorry but if you are making threats I will haveto close the session You: i'm not making threats April(40910): sorry for typo You: i'm asking you to help me search You: no problem April(40910): I can't search for things like that You: oh You: can you search for like You: painless ways to die? April(40910): No You: oh You: how about whats the tallest building You: in San francisco April(40910): Yes You: can u help me search for that You: k cool thanks You: and driving directions to that place would be nice too You: thanks april I knew I can count on you You: is that even your real name? April(40910): Yes it is April(40910): If this is for suicide purposes I can not help you You: no its not You: i'm just writing a research paper You: on the tallest building in san francisco You: is that it? You: the tallest building in SF? April(40910): Yes April(40910): Wait You: ok You: thanks April(40910): That wasn't right You: oh ok You: oh I see You: so thats the info right? April(40910): Have I been able to provide the information you were searching for? You: yea You: now I can go kill myself You: thanks April! You: byeee You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. you don't read.
FAIL
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That guy is full of shit.
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i'm trying to learn how to kill people with these people
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Ben(57310) Ben(57310): Welcome to ChaCha! Ben(57310): Hello! You: hey ben Ben(57310): What can I help you find today? You: i'm trying to find Deadly Martial arts moves Ben(57310): ok You: You know, how they are performed Ben(57310): ok Ben(57310): let me look You: sweet, can i kill people with that Ben(57310): I'm not sure. You: It would be sweet with some pictoral instruction Ben(57310): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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well do you have AIM/MSN, its easier to communicate about the derivative shit...
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Heh, ChaCha is very fun, such a great site. I always give the guides the good rating.
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On February 22 2007 13:36 DeadVessel wrote: OMFG LOOOOOOL
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Emily(3227) Emily(3227): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: do you like music? Emily(3227): Yes Emily(3227): What can I find for you? You: im just doing a survey for school Emily(3227): Michael J. Fox doesn't need a rumble pack for his Dreamcast. Because of Parkinsons. Emily(3227): Please ignore that You: WTF Emily(3227): I apologize
ROFL
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This guide was pretty cool, took me 5 tries to get one to help me search
Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Cassandra(16638) Cassandra(16638): Welcome to ChaCha! Cassandra(16638): Hello You: hello there Cassandra(16638): Hi You: i'm wondering how to make bombs with stuff from walmart Cassandra(16638): if find this you won't go blowing up people will you? You: of course not Cassandra(16638): ok...one moment You: that looks pretty cool Cassandra(16638): Are these results sufficient? You: do you think they are Cassandra(16638): yes Cassandra(16638): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: how to make mobile phone bombs Cassandra(16638): nope can't find any how to sites...just articles You: damn, cant give you mobile phone present for xmas then Cassandra(16638): nope guess not Cassandra(16638): just get me a diamond ring You: damn Cassandra(16638): lol Cassandra(16638): have a good night You: a/s/l Cassandra(16638): be safe
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Poll: Is this getting boring really fast? (Vote): FUCK YEAH (Vote): Ya Baby (Vote): shut the fuck up
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Hector(66184): Hello Hector(66184): How are you? You: IS YOUR NAME HECTOR? Hector(66184): Yes You: CAN YOU MAKE ME A BURRITO? LOLOLOL Hector(66184): LOLOLOLOL Hector(66184): NOT!!! You: no but seriously You: I'd like it without lettuce, extra cheese You: GET ER DONE You: EVERY DAY I BUY AND SELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU Hector(66184): Sure, one moment You: GOOD You: GET ER DONE Hector(66184): indeed You: MY OLD LADY TELLS ME THAT You: THEN I SMACK HER AND SAY You: LISTEN BITCH, I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE YOU COMMY FUCK Hector(66184): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (LISTEN BITCH, I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE YOU COMMY FUCK) You: i bought her from russia, you know You: thats where you get the best women You: DONT YOU AGREE PABLO? Hector(66184): you must be a loner Hector(66184): I'll pray for you You: GET ER DONE Hector(66184): Just try not to let the bullies pick on you You: PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTANT GOD LOLOL Hector(66184): You should be fine You: LOLOLOLOL You: ILL PRAY TO THE PENIS GOD NO CHICK SEES YOUR TINY PACKAGE You: YOU CAN THANK ME LATER You: GOOD DAY SIR
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On February 22 2007 22:40 GoBOXERgogo wrote: Hector(66184): Hello Hector(66184): How are you? You: IS YOUR NAME HECTOR? Hector(66184): Yes You: CAN YOU MAKE ME A BURRITO? LOLOLOL Hector(66184): LOLOLOLOL Hector(66184): NOT!!! You: no but seriously You: I'd like it without lettuce, extra cheese You: GET ER DONE You: EVERY DAY I BUY AND SELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU Hector(66184): Sure, one moment You: GOOD You: GET ER DONE Hector(66184): indeed You: MY OLD LADY TELLS ME THAT You: THEN I SMACK HER AND SAY You: LISTEN BITCH, I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE YOU COMMY FUCK Hector(66184): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (LISTEN BITCH, I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE YOU COMMY FUCK) You: i bought her from russia, you know You: thats where you get the best women You: DONT YOU AGREE PABLO? Hector(66184): you must be a loner Hector(66184): I'll pray for you You: GET ER DONE Hector(66184): Just try not to let the bullies pick on you You: PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTANT GOD LOLOL Hector(66184): You should be fine You: LOLOLOLOL You: ILL PRAY TO THE PENIS GOD NO CHICK SEES YOUR TINY PACKAGE You: YOU CAN THANK ME LATER You: GOOD DAY SIR
haha good 1
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that was actually kind of retarded ;/
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
You guys, stop making a joke out of this. It is serious shit!
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chacha's great for searching stuff because they'll do it for you. It's like you have a slave to search for you. the pranks kinda got old in a few hours though. what if tL got closed because of this chacha stuff? hahaha that wouldn't be funny though. T.T
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Must be expensive. I wonder who's funding, and what kind of ROI they expect.
Must remember to use it for next research project.
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On February 22 2007 23:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote: You guys, stop making a joke out of this. It is serious shit!
Most of them don't mind, as long as your don't go overboard *cough* DV *cough*... they get paid if they are searching and they move up in salary if you give them a good rating.
But yeah... it gets old after the first hour. :p
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i enjoyed it the first couple hours ^_^
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Heather(11849) Heather(11849): Welcome to ChaCha! Heather(11849): Hello, how may I help you today with your search? You: I'm searching for the effects of b vitamins on carbohydrate conversion Heather(11849): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. Heather(11849): While I search, please look over the first site I have sent you and let me know if this is what you are looking for You: do you have difficulties with carbohydrate processing? Heather(11849): no Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Barbara(14388) Barbara(14388): Welcome to ChaCha! You: thanks how are you to day? Barbara(14388): ~What can I help you with regarding Vitamin B? Barbara(14388): Fine, thanks and you? You: well one of the vitamins helps with carbohydrate use in the body You: i'm doing great thanks You: i was trying to find out which vitamin You: and can that vitamin act as a run away train to explain certain people's inability to gain weight Barbara(14388): One moment while I search for that information.. Barbara(14388): Were you transferred to me? You: yes You: why are all the searchers females? Barbara(14388): There are a lot of men...but more women.. You: i see, are the searchers in america? or is it off shored to like india? Barbara(14388): All Guides must be legally able to work in the US. You: cool Barbara(14388): Most all of the guides are from the US. You: nice Barbara(14388): there are a few in the UK Barbara(14388): Is this the information you were looking for? You: do you have set hours or just when your at the computer you log in and service calls? You: well tiamin is the answer for my first question that's for sure Barbara(14388): no set hours, we work whenever we want You: but whether or not it can cause some people to remain skinny is a problem You: how does somebody become a chacha searcher? Barbara(14388): You need an invitation from a Master Guide. You: where does one seek out a master guide? Barbara(14388): Well, I am a Master Guide, but there are also sites you can post to for an invitation.. You: i have images of treking through the himilayas searching for a lone candle to indicate a master guides abode You: what good fortune! Barbara(14388): LOL You: a master guide already found hmm? You: is being a guide provide a living? Barbara(14388): well, more like supplement an income.. You: ah Barbara(14388): quick, extra cash You: how often during a session do you get a search request? Barbara(14388): depends...school kids use ChaCha for reports, homework Barbara(14388): I live on the east coast of US.. You: so do i! You: i'm in georgia Barbara(14388): so I get most of my searches 6a-2p You: the weather here's gotten realy nice this week Barbara(14388): Are you interested in becoming a Guide? You: spring's starting You: i am! You: but i'm a guy Barbara(14388): That's fine...LOL Barbara(14388): sometimes... Barbara(14388): the infoseeker request a male guide You: oh You: bashfulness exists even on the internet i suppose Barbara(14388): Do you want to give me your information or you can post it yourself on that last sight. You: which would be better? Barbara(14388): *site Barbara(14388): If you are really interested, I will take your information.. You: okay Barbara(14388): name and email address, please.. You: Santa Claus Cringle@northpole.com You: that won't be sold to 3rd parties will it? Barbara(14388): No, of course not... Barbara(14388): I'll send you some info and you can decide Barbara(14388): if you are still interested. You: okay good, also i read i can rate you some where but i don't see that You: okay! Barbara(14388): It's after we close the session. You: i think your a ten You: okay Barbara(14388): Is there anything else? You: well i dropped my romote control in a pall of water 2 nights ago Barbara(14388): hmmm Barbara(14388): just open it up and let it dry out. You: perhaps adelphia, the cable compnaies, restrictions on release of replacement remotes? You: see i let it dry You: put the batteries back in You: worked once You: then no more You: so i thought maybe the batteries are bad You: so i recharged the batteries i use in my camera Barbara(14388): buy a universal remote at the store You: ah You: another reason to become a searcher Barbara(14388): lol Barbara(14388): well, Paul.. Barbara(14388): this has been nice BUT Barbara(14388): I have searches backed up.. You: oh dear! Barbara(14388): so I must go... You: okay You: it was such a nice esperience! Barbara(14388): farewell!! You: ciao Barbara(14388): ~~~~~Have a Great Day ! Barbara(14388): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Sher(56613) Sher(56613): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi sher Sher(56613): Hello, can you clarify your search a little please? You: i wish you could help me finding some hilarious chacha pranks on forums or something Sher(56613): Are you a member of ChaCha? You: no.... You: should i've said yes ? Sher(56613): Okay, I just ask because there is a forum that Guides have access to where they can see prank searches Sher(56613): But other than that, we really don't like to encourage pranks You: well it can be funny to read Sher(56613): I understand... You: Sher(56613): I get questions about mudkips a lot Sher(56613): Thats the most pranks I get You: ahah Sher(56613): Did you need anything else today? You: could you find a forum where they show discussions with guides ? You: would be hilarious , I'm sure some of them are great Sher(56613): It's only available to guides, you need to have your Login ID and password to access it, I'm sorry You: could you lend me yours ? Sher(56613): Cute, but sorry, no... you're pretty funny You: sniff sniff :'( You: well thx anyway Sher(56613): Sorry! Was there anything else you needed me to search for you today? You: hmm You: just search for these words on google and see what you find ok ? : Cha Cha (words go here b/c title needs to be longe Sher(56613): So, just general information on ChaCha? Okay, one minute Sher(56613): Really funny........................ You: hmmm... kindda You: ok thx You: cYa Sher(56613): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
haha let's see if they have a guide that can handle this question
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Rita(54416) Rita(54416): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi hi Rita(54416): Hi how can I help with your search today? You: i have trouble seeing the significance of the twin earth thought experiment on intentionality You: or rather i dont see how it demonstrates externalism Rita(54416): Im sorry this is not my field Im going to transfer you You: ok Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Kerry(66923) Kerry(66923): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: do i hve to type the question again? You: hold on You: You: i have trouble seeing the significance of the twin earth thought experiment on intentionality You: or rather i dont see how it demonstrates externalism You: ah nvm i'll read putnam's paper again Kerry(66923): hold on, let me transfer you Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: John(38167) John(38167): Welcome to ChaCha! John(38167): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: hi John(38167): hi You: i'm not very clear as to what externalism You: interprets in the twin earth problem John(38167): oh John(38167): ok You: i think this is more of a philosophy of language topic You: where the reference of a word may not extend to the complete metaphysical understanding of the concept
still waiting. each guide has been there for about 4 minutes.
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Chester wasn't bitting but he did give me a kick ass website
Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: chester(11960) chester(11960): Welcome to ChaCha! chester(11960): Hello. What can I find for you today? You: i was wondering how to become a ninja You: i would like to know how to use a ninja star You: and suprise my enemies with cunning attacks chester(11960): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: hey chester do you know any ninjas? chester(11960): no You: thats good, they are very stealthy You: if you help become a ninja you will be spared You: ok? You: chester you alive? chester(11960): yes but steathy chester(11960): Are these results sufficient? You: ok these are good but i need some advice You: cheese ter.. can i call you cheese ter? chester(11960): dont give advice You: do you think my friends will laugh at me? chester(11960): Have a good day. Thanks for using Cha Cha. chester(11960): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
http://www.martialartsmart.net/Styles_Ninja? src=overture&OVRAW=ninjas&OVKEY=ninja&OVMTC=advanced
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On February 23 2007 07:30 BuGzlToOnl wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 23:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote: You guys, stop making a joke out of this. It is serious shit! Most of them don't mind, as long as your don't go overboard *cough* DV *cough*... they get paid if they are searching and they move up in salary if you give them a good rating. But yeah... it gets old after the first hour. :p it's addicting what can i say
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: George(14965) George(14965): Welcome to ChaCha! George(14965): Hello You: hey i was looking for George(14965): Thank you for coming to ChaCha You: a thing to help me pass a drug test You: or anything that will help me pass a drug test You: i went on a crack binge last night and i dont know wtf to do You: i gotta talk to my P.O George(14965): One moment please You: is there anything you could recommend personally? You: im so desperate im to the point where ill drink battery acid George(14965): No there is nothing I could recommend George(14965): Are these results sufficient? You: have you heard drinking battery acid helps? George(14965): I have not heard of such a thing and I DO NOT recommend it George(14965): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: no George(14965): Thank you for using ChaCha today
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was a fun try but really didnt give me much luck.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Kim(20614) Kim(20614): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hiyo Kim(20614): Hello You: how are you today? Kim(20614): Great and yourself? Kim(20614): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: i have to say its totally ok You: ok, im looking for You: how to get unbanned if i get ipbanned from chacha.com Kim(20614): I would really have no clue where to look for that. You: but isn't that kinda your job? Kim(20614): I can look...give me a moment You: sure thing You: hows it goin? Kim(20614): Searching. You: i figured, but i mean hows the searching goin'? no disrespect. Kim(20614): Not having much luck. Kim(20614): Would you like a new guide? You: nah its ok Kim(20614): Sorry about not finding anything. You: well Kim(20614): I guess the best thing would to not be banned. You: fair point Kim(20614): You: but i just mean that if it would occur You: what to do Kim(20614): Have a good day. You: im not intending to you know but, what if Kim(20614): I suppose you could write ChaCha You: ? =o You: you mean like You: complain ? Kim(20614): Use the feedback forum to explain why you should be unbanned. You: ah You: i see. You: Thanks! Kim(20614): If that is all you have a great day. You: you to You: Kim(20614): Thanks Kim(20614): bye Kim(20614): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Phyllis(66230) Phyllis(66230): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi. Phyllis(66230): Hello You: I know this is probably not something i should search for here, but my friend keeps sayign that there actually exists You: wheelchair porn actors and there are movies for sale You: and i betted 100 bucks that its bs You: and honestly i cant prove that he is wrong You: can you give me links so i can proove him wrong? Phyllis(66230): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
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hahaha this is so hilarious. best thread in a while
On February 22 2007 21:01 WilliamC wrote: Otherwise, you guys are really screwed.
oh noes, FBI coming!
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On February 22 2007 20:53 WilliamC wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 20:20 BuGzlToOnl wrote:I enjoy talking to cool dudes on that site and I actually benefited from this one haha. Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: William(69637) William(69637): Welcome to ChaCha! William(69637): Hey, welcome to ChaCha! I'll be your ChaCha Guide today. I hope you're having a great day. William(69637): Please let me take a moment to clarify your question, and then we'll get searching! William(69637): What exactly are you searching for today? You: Hello. You: Ok.. so basically I am stuck at this part of Zelda William(69637): Which Zelda game are you referring to? You: A link in time You: No. You: A Link to the Past. You: For Super Nintendo. William(69637): Ah, okay. What exactly do you need help with? You: I can't seem to get rid of this old man that keeps following me. You: His really annoying and I can't kill him. I tried to restart the game but his still there!! William(69637): Interesting. William(69637): Hold on one moment. You: ...that bastard won't leave me alone. Can you help me please. You: Thank you. William(69637): Please do not use abusive language in ChaCha. You: I apologize. William(69637): You're forgiven :-) You: ^^ William(69637): I'm now searching for the information you are requiring. Feel free to ask questions and narrow down your inquiry at any time. You: We'll when I use the mirror to go to the Dark World he turns into a duck I believe. William(69637): Sounds like a good idea. You: But when I'm in the world of Highrule he is a normal old man. William(69637): What exactly do you need help with? William(69637): As in, what can I do for you? You: I just want to get rid of him. You: Need information William(69637): Okay, I understand that. Would you like me to give you links to walkthroughs and such for the game? You: on how to get rid of him... he doesn't even let me enter buildings. You: Sure, if that helps just don't spoil the entire thing please. You: I You: am just stuck at that part. William(69637): Okay, I don't think it should if you don't read past that part. You: Ok. You: Are you a robot by any chance? William(69637): No, of course not. All ChaCha guides are real people. You: Hmm... really? William(69637): I'm 100% ChaCha certified human :-D You: How many fingers do you have? William(69637): Yep, all the way. William(69637): 10 William(69637): Total, that is. William(69637): 5 on each hand, to be exact... You: Ok. William(69637): Yeah, I'm a real person. You: Do you get any pranks in this site? William(69637): Yes, actually, we do. You: Any good ones? William(69637): The worst ones are when it starts out perfectly legit. William(69637): I've had a few hilarious pranks, yes, but they all end up in sessions reported as abusive. You: O, that's really upsetting when you find out that they are not. ( You: Aww, if they give you a good laugh why report them? William(69637): We actually don't, unless they give us a "Bad" rating. You: But you guys don't mind if you get pranked, as long as we give you something to search? William(69637): If the user acts satisfied, then obviously pranks us and gives us a bad rating, that is the time when we get angry. You: ..and we give you good rating? William(69637): Usually, however pranks are not encouraged, as they mess up the system somewhat, and waste our time. You: Ok. You: So how do I get rid of the old man. You: William(69637): We certainly wouldn't want to "milk" the system, but we do not appreciate bad ratings from pranksters. Those usually get personally reported to chacha, and pranksters get IP banned. You: but as long as you get good ratings you will not be upset? You: yes!! You: result!! William(69637): Yep! William(69637): We don't get too upset as long as it's rated good, if the user just pranks us during a legitimate search. William(69637): But if it's totally out of line, it gets reported right away. You: ^^ William(69637): Will this result be sufficient? You: I'ts 404 http error. William(69637): I've gone way over my paid time limit for this search. You: Not found. William(69637): Weird. William(69637): Should I try to fix that? William(69637): Because it is totally up and running for me. You: That's ok I"ll figure it out later thank you for your help thou did really want to know how to get rid of the old man. You: :D You: One more thing thou You: Uu You: yes!! another William(69637): Yes? William(69637): Yeah, the second one has a list of guides. William(69637): Just don't pick the ones listed as GBA. You: Ok, that one works. William(69637): What was the one last thing? William(69637): Or does it still apply William(69637): ? You: Hmmm.. you promise you wont get upset? William(69637): Sure. You: Since your a laid back guy check out teamliquid.net pretty funny stuff William(69637): But if I helped you and did my best, a great rating would be awesome. You: We give good ratings don't worry William(69637): Okay, maybe I'll do that. You: Ill give you a good rating! You: Do i press I'm done You: or do you idsconnect? William(69637): No I will press it. William(69637): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Sorry for the long quote there... :| Hey guys, this is William, the guide above. Interesting, but thanks for the "great" rating, and the actually legitimate search. Guys, the pranks are interesting, and most of them are funny, however I ask that you please stop. While it's fun, and pranking it is actually how I found out about ChaCha, it really spams up stuff if you keep these pranks going. Furthermore, I'd just like to alert you that ChaCha DOES IP ban quickly, if you use bad language or prank the system. It's a system you may want to actually try using In addition to this, don't think that all of the guides are clueless. We work together with ChaCha to track people down, and ChaCha DOES/CAN send letters to your ISP if you get IP banned, which could result in your entire internet connection deactivation. Yeah, I know, it is kinda fun, but please stop with the prank queries. If it's legit, then go ahead! Use it! It's great from a guide's perspective, too. Just please know that ChaCha can and will go to great lengths to get you in trouble. Oh, and posting it here makes it even worse, because now this website can get in trouble with the law. Just a heads up. And seriously, guys, please stop with the bad ratings, too. If a guide does their best to help you, do not rate them badly. This messes up the system and their pay, and then not only do you have ChaCha on your tail, but some angry dude at his house, too! Anyways, have fun out there guys, but just don't spam up ChaCha. Peace!
just don't use The Bear please
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On February 23 2007 11:31 Yogurt wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 20:53 WilliamC wrote:On February 22 2007 20:20 BuGzlToOnl wrote:I enjoy talking to cool dudes on that site and I actually benefited from this one haha. Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: William(69637) William(69637): Welcome to ChaCha! William(69637): Hey, welcome to ChaCha! I'll be your ChaCha Guide today. I hope you're having a great day. William(69637): Please let me take a moment to clarify your question, and then we'll get searching! William(69637): What exactly are you searching for today? You: Hello. You: Ok.. so basically I am stuck at this part of Zelda William(69637): Which Zelda game are you referring to? You: A link in time You: No. You: A Link to the Past. You: For Super Nintendo. William(69637): Ah, okay. What exactly do you need help with? You: I can't seem to get rid of this old man that keeps following me. You: His really annoying and I can't kill him. I tried to restart the game but his still there!! William(69637): Interesting. William(69637): Hold on one moment. You: ...that bastard won't leave me alone. Can you help me please. You: Thank you. William(69637): Please do not use abusive language in ChaCha. You: I apologize. William(69637): You're forgiven :-) You: ^^ William(69637): I'm now searching for the information you are requiring. Feel free to ask questions and narrow down your inquiry at any time. You: We'll when I use the mirror to go to the Dark World he turns into a duck I believe. William(69637): Sounds like a good idea. You: But when I'm in the world of Highrule he is a normal old man. William(69637): What exactly do you need help with? William(69637): As in, what can I do for you? You: I just want to get rid of him. You: Need information William(69637): Okay, I understand that. Would you like me to give you links to walkthroughs and such for the game? You: on how to get rid of him... he doesn't even let me enter buildings. You: Sure, if that helps just don't spoil the entire thing please. You: I You: am just stuck at that part. William(69637): Okay, I don't think it should if you don't read past that part. You: Ok. You: Are you a robot by any chance? William(69637): No, of course not. All ChaCha guides are real people. You: Hmm... really? William(69637): I'm 100% ChaCha certified human :-D You: How many fingers do you have? William(69637): Yep, all the way. William(69637): 10 William(69637): Total, that is. William(69637): 5 on each hand, to be exact... You: Ok. William(69637): Yeah, I'm a real person. You: Do you get any pranks in this site? William(69637): Yes, actually, we do. You: Any good ones? William(69637): The worst ones are when it starts out perfectly legit. William(69637): I've had a few hilarious pranks, yes, but they all end up in sessions reported as abusive. You: O, that's really upsetting when you find out that they are not. ( You: Aww, if they give you a good laugh why report them? William(69637): We actually don't, unless they give us a "Bad" rating. You: But you guys don't mind if you get pranked, as long as we give you something to search? William(69637): If the user acts satisfied, then obviously pranks us and gives us a bad rating, that is the time when we get angry. You: ..and we give you good rating? William(69637): Usually, however pranks are not encouraged, as they mess up the system somewhat, and waste our time. You: Ok. You: So how do I get rid of the old man. You: William(69637): We certainly wouldn't want to "milk" the system, but we do not appreciate bad ratings from pranksters. Those usually get personally reported to chacha, and pranksters get IP banned. You: but as long as you get good ratings you will not be upset? You: yes!! You: result!! William(69637): Yep! William(69637): We don't get too upset as long as it's rated good, if the user just pranks us during a legitimate search. William(69637): But if it's totally out of line, it gets reported right away. You: ^^ William(69637): Will this result be sufficient? You: I'ts 404 http error. William(69637): I've gone way over my paid time limit for this search. You: Not found. William(69637): Weird. William(69637): Should I try to fix that? William(69637): Because it is totally up and running for me. You: That's ok I"ll figure it out later thank you for your help thou did really want to know how to get rid of the old man. You: :D You: One more thing thou You: Uu You: yes!! another William(69637): Yes? William(69637): Yeah, the second one has a list of guides. William(69637): Just don't pick the ones listed as GBA. You: Ok, that one works. William(69637): What was the one last thing? William(69637): Or does it still apply William(69637): ? You: Hmmm.. you promise you wont get upset? William(69637): Sure. You: Since your a laid back guy check out teamliquid.net pretty funny stuff William(69637): But if I helped you and did my best, a great rating would be awesome. You: We give good ratings don't worry William(69637): Okay, maybe I'll do that. You: Ill give you a good rating! You: Do i press I'm done You: or do you idsconnect? William(69637): No I will press it. William(69637): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Sorry for the long quote there... :| Hey guys, this is William, the guide above. Interesting, but thanks for the "great" rating, and the actually legitimate search. Guys, the pranks are interesting, and most of them are funny, however I ask that you please stop. While it's fun, and pranking it is actually how I found out about ChaCha, it really spams up stuff if you keep these pranks going. Furthermore, I'd just like to alert you that ChaCha DOES IP ban quickly, if you use bad language or prank the system. It's a system you may want to actually try using In addition to this, don't think that all of the guides are clueless. We work together with ChaCha to track people down, and ChaCha DOES/CAN send letters to your ISP if you get IP banned, which could result in your entire internet connection deactivation. Yeah, I know, it is kinda fun, but please stop with the prank queries. If it's legit, then go ahead! Use it! It's great from a guide's perspective, too. Just please know that ChaCha can and will go to great lengths to get you in trouble. Oh, and posting it here makes it even worse, because now this website can get in trouble with the law. Just a heads up. And seriously, guys, please stop with the bad ratings, too. If a guide does their best to help you, do not rate them badly. This messes up the system and their pay, and then not only do you have ChaCha on your tail, but some angry dude at his house, too! Anyways, have fun out there guys, but just don't spam up ChaCha. Peace! just don't use The Bear please
hahaha, The Bear never fails to make me laugh
TL has been legally threatened a lot in the past few days ^_^
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Haha that guys reaction was out of line. Threatening with legal actions to some underaged pranksters, fuck off. Although his main point still stands. We should not fuck them over hardcore. It's a good service they provide and massive abuse like this, fun as it might be, screws it over pretty bad. I love to use ChaCha guides when doing a assignment from university. I have to look up a lot of recourses and sometimes i just get a guide to do the searching for me. Quite a time saver and saves me a lot of irritation.
Yesterday afternoon I was using their service to look up some japanese stuff. So I got a guide that actually studies Japanese. It was quite an educational chat!
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lmao. cuz they are going to go after a few individuals when they are making $ on ads for going there. totally found osmething for myself to do, brb.
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On February 23 2007 11:31 Yogurt wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2007 20:53 WilliamC wrote:On February 22 2007 20:20 BuGzlToOnl wrote:I enjoy talking to cool dudes on that site and I actually benefited from this one haha. Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: William(69637) William(69637): Welcome to ChaCha! William(69637): Hey, welcome to ChaCha! I'll be your ChaCha Guide today. I hope you're having a great day. William(69637): Please let me take a moment to clarify your question, and then we'll get searching! William(69637): What exactly are you searching for today? You: Hello. You: Ok.. so basically I am stuck at this part of Zelda William(69637): Which Zelda game are you referring to? You: A link in time You: No. You: A Link to the Past. You: For Super Nintendo. William(69637): Ah, okay. What exactly do you need help with? You: I can't seem to get rid of this old man that keeps following me. You: His really annoying and I can't kill him. I tried to restart the game but his still there!! William(69637): Interesting. William(69637): Hold on one moment. You: ...that bastard won't leave me alone. Can you help me please. You: Thank you. William(69637): Please do not use abusive language in ChaCha. You: I apologize. William(69637): You're forgiven :-) You: ^^ William(69637): I'm now searching for the information you are requiring. Feel free to ask questions and narrow down your inquiry at any time. You: We'll when I use the mirror to go to the Dark World he turns into a duck I believe. William(69637): Sounds like a good idea. You: But when I'm in the world of Highrule he is a normal old man. William(69637): What exactly do you need help with? William(69637): As in, what can I do for you? You: I just want to get rid of him. You: Need information William(69637): Okay, I understand that. Would you like me to give you links to walkthroughs and such for the game? You: on how to get rid of him... he doesn't even let me enter buildings. You: Sure, if that helps just don't spoil the entire thing please. You: I You: am just stuck at that part. William(69637): Okay, I don't think it should if you don't read past that part. You: Ok. You: Are you a robot by any chance? William(69637): No, of course not. All ChaCha guides are real people. You: Hmm... really? William(69637): I'm 100% ChaCha certified human :-D You: How many fingers do you have? William(69637): Yep, all the way. William(69637): 10 William(69637): Total, that is. William(69637): 5 on each hand, to be exact... You: Ok. William(69637): Yeah, I'm a real person. You: Do you get any pranks in this site? William(69637): Yes, actually, we do. You: Any good ones? William(69637): The worst ones are when it starts out perfectly legit. William(69637): I've had a few hilarious pranks, yes, but they all end up in sessions reported as abusive. You: O, that's really upsetting when you find out that they are not. ( You: Aww, if they give you a good laugh why report them? William(69637): We actually don't, unless they give us a "Bad" rating. You: But you guys don't mind if you get pranked, as long as we give you something to search? William(69637): If the user acts satisfied, then obviously pranks us and gives us a bad rating, that is the time when we get angry. You: ..and we give you good rating? William(69637): Usually, however pranks are not encouraged, as they mess up the system somewhat, and waste our time. You: Ok. You: So how do I get rid of the old man. You: William(69637): We certainly wouldn't want to "milk" the system, but we do not appreciate bad ratings from pranksters. Those usually get personally reported to chacha, and pranksters get IP banned. You: but as long as you get good ratings you will not be upset? You: yes!! You: result!! William(69637): Yep! William(69637): We don't get too upset as long as it's rated good, if the user just pranks us during a legitimate search. William(69637): But if it's totally out of line, it gets reported right away. You: ^^ William(69637): Will this result be sufficient? You: I'ts 404 http error. William(69637): I've gone way over my paid time limit for this search. You: Not found. William(69637): Weird. William(69637): Should I try to fix that? William(69637): Because it is totally up and running for me. You: That's ok I"ll figure it out later thank you for your help thou did really want to know how to get rid of the old man. You: :D You: One more thing thou You: Uu You: yes!! another William(69637): Yes? William(69637): Yeah, the second one has a list of guides. William(69637): Just don't pick the ones listed as GBA. You: Ok, that one works. William(69637): What was the one last thing? William(69637): Or does it still apply William(69637): ? You: Hmmm.. you promise you wont get upset? William(69637): Sure. You: Since your a laid back guy check out teamliquid.net pretty funny stuff William(69637): But if I helped you and did my best, a great rating would be awesome. You: We give good ratings don't worry William(69637): Okay, maybe I'll do that. You: Ill give you a good rating! You: Do i press I'm done You: or do you idsconnect? William(69637): No I will press it. William(69637): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Sorry for the long quote there... :| Hey guys, this is William, the guide above. Interesting, but thanks for the "great" rating, and the actually legitimate search. Guys, the pranks are interesting, and most of them are funny, however I ask that you please stop. While it's fun, and pranking it is actually how I found out about ChaCha, it really spams up stuff if you keep these pranks going. Furthermore, I'd just like to alert you that ChaCha DOES IP ban quickly, if you use bad language or prank the system. It's a system you may want to actually try using In addition to this, don't think that all of the guides are clueless. We work together with ChaCha to track people down, and ChaCha DOES/CAN send letters to your ISP if you get IP banned, which could result in your entire internet connection deactivation. Yeah, I know, it is kinda fun, but please stop with the prank queries. If it's legit, then go ahead! Use it! It's great from a guide's perspective, too. Just please know that ChaCha can and will go to great lengths to get you in trouble. Oh, and posting it here makes it even worse, because now this website can get in trouble with the law. Just a heads up. And seriously, guys, please stop with the bad ratings, too. If a guide does their best to help you, do not rate them badly. This messes up the system and their pay, and then not only do you have ChaCha on your tail, but some angry dude at his house, too! Anyways, have fun out there guys, but just don't spam up ChaCha. Peace! just don't use The Bear please
Ha! That made me laugh actually. I wonder can our horses out pace a bear?
Edit: I think i know what to ask for now!
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Okay I have more facts now!
The bear's oil tycon client is Mikhail Khodorkovsky!!! I couldn't get Allan to track down a bounty hunter for me Nor could Allan find out who the lawyer is!
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Allan(76486) Allan(76486): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi allan You: how are you today? Allan(76486): greetings Allan(76486): what info on lawyers would you like? Allan(76486): and i am doing fine, thanks for asking You: recently I had a conversation about one of the greatest lawyers in the world, but i was only given his nickname You: his nick name is "the bear" You: i was hoping of find out who he actually is and why he is considered the top in the world Allan(76486): Okay Allan(76486): one moment please You: sure Allan(76486): Hm Allan(76486): no im sorry, im having no luck on him You: ah Allan(76486): Could you give me any more info on him? You: well let me ask you this Allan(76486): like Allan(76486): where hes from You: no all i was told is he defended a famous russian oil tycon You: and hsi nick name is the bear You: Allan(76486): that will help i think Allan(76486): one second You: okay Allan(76486): i think i found something You: sweet! Allan(76486): well Allan(76486): google said Allan(76486): Bear's name Allan(76486): but it doesnt say it in the results Allan(76486): here Allan(76486): ill show you You: okay Allan(76486): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (shit) Allan(76486): >.> it didnt say his name Allan(76486): but here's where i got it from You: ah You: well how about a good bounty hunter? Allan(76486): I found "bear" on that one You: okay Allan(76486): lets wiki it Allan(76486): does this help you any? You: do you think this bear would cause trouble for defamation of a famous person who uses the monicor of sun? Allan(76486): i have no idea Allan(76486): Well Allan(76486): i have to go now Allan(76486): have a good day Allan(76486): You: okay You: thanks! Allan(76486): your welcome! Allan(76486): bye Allan(76486): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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hahahahahhaha I just noticed that WilliamC replied to this thread.... haha... wow.. can't believe I missed that one.
Sorry Willi, I stopped, it's only fun for like the first hour. But were not the only site I found this on two other sites... sooo... yeah. That makes it ok.... I think... :p
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Kelly(49001) Kelly(49001): Welcome to ChaCha! Kelly(49001): Hi there... You: Hi, I didn't want to see porn I wanted to do researc on it Kelly(49001): What can I help you find today? Kelly(49001): We can't link porn sites You: i don't want porn sites You: I want information for a project i am doing Kelly(49001): Ok, what are you trying to find? Kelly(49001): Ok... You: beastiality transexual midget pornography Kelly(49001): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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