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thedeadhaji
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Andrew(43952) Andrew(43952): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Andrew(43952): Hello You: I'm looking for some RAM? Andrew(43952): ok Andrew(43952): Do you know what kind? You: do you know where I can download RAM? Andrew(43952): you can t download ram You: Are you sure? Andrew(43952): yea Andrew(43952): ram is hardware You: fooey!
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Angela(22488) Angela(22488): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: umm You: this is embarassing You: but im trying to learn some things about girls You: like, how can i talk to them Angela(22488): Hi,how are you? You: read above pleas e You: and stop being afk im serious Angela(22488): Excuse me? You: can you help me You: how to tal kto girls Angela(22488): If you need help Ill help. You: ok You: how do i talk to girls Angela(22488): Would you like some books online to read about? You: no You: i need opinions You: this is the only site You: because i dont have any friends Angela(22488): I dont give opinions ,I search. You: well it seems i have no choice You: bad rating You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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thedeadhaji
39473 Posts
On February 22 2007 15:00 Folca wrote: truncate to prevent page from being huge.
Omg I loved it.
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thedeadhaji
39473 Posts
On February 22 2007 14:13 DeadVessel wrote: not anymore, i'm banned
it kinda sucked at the end TT
they were absolutely hilarious. You sound so genuinely desperate in them hahahah
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Maureen(20766) Maureen(20766): Welcome to ChaCha! Maureen(20766): Hello You: Hello there Maureen(20766):What type of coupons are you looking for? You: Well im looking for Chilli's coupons. Maureen(20766):Ok... let me see what i can find for you. You: I usually cut them from newspaper but my friend told me to print them so i will save time and 3 dollars. Maureen(20766):I believe you can. You: Im not willing to expend 3 dollars in newspapers. You: Im looking for 3x2 inch coupons plz. Maureen(20766): ill do my best to find that for you. You: The ones that come with free nemo movie tickets You: ok thx Maureen(20766): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: ok You: i actually saved 5000 pesos on just coupons so that wil lbe nice Maureen(20766): Still searching You: take ur time coupons are not an easy subject for search You: brb Maureen(20766): ok Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Cherissee(74724) Cherissee(74724): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello there Cherissee(74724): hi there Cherissee(74724): anything certain on coupons You: i been searching for hours trying to find Mc Donalds coupons Cherissee(74724): ok one moment You: 3x2 ones all in caps arial 14 You: wait are u real? Cherissee(74724): yes You: oh nice You: yeah i tried e-bay but 80%of them are all expired. Cherissee(74724): i am not finding many more You: oh nvm i find them on google. Cherissee(74724): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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lol bsmd you're the first to stump them. :p
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Valerie(64649) Valerie(64649): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Valerie(64649): Hello You: i was wondering if youo could redirect me back to flor You: ? You: Flor(76158) You: my internet cut out You: when we were having a nice discussion Valerie(64649): unfortunately, I don't have that ability You: o ok You: = Valerie(64649): sorry to hear you got cut off You: could you help me? Valerie(64649): is there anything I can help you with? You: well You: do you have a few minutes? Valerie(64649): sure You: well You: my friend is a recent budhist convert Valerie(64649): okay You: and hes been worried about the safety of his soul You: he was playing this board game You: monoply have you heard of it? Valerie(64649): yes You: monopoly* You: well You: he couldn't afford to pay the tax on one of the places You: i think boardwalk? You: well You: his friend said he would take his soul You: in exchange Valerie(64649): okay You: my friend (thinking it was a joke) You: let him have it You: but upon further reading You: it said in his budhist manual You: or w/e You: people could bargain for your soul You: would there be a way he could get revenge? You: like say steal peter's soul? Valerie(64649): I can look for some sites for you, but unfortunately I do not know the answer to that question. You: hi are you there? You: well You: can i get an honest to god opinion? Valerie(64649): Yes, sorry I was typing to you You: do you think he's lost his soul? Valerie(64649): I don't believe so You: do you actually believe any of what im saying? You: no one else has You: my friend is very scared Valerie(64649): well You: and i haven't gotten and consolation for him Valerie(64649): does his manual offer any advice? You: not really You: hes an obscure branch of budhism Valerie(64649): I'm happy to look for some sites that might give you peace of mind You: im not really clear about it You: your not as funny as the others You: but your still a tool Valerie(64649): thank you
i got on my friends comp, this wasn't as funny :/
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: James(40274) James(40274): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi James(40274): hi James(40274): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: im looking for nutritional information about Cheeze Its James(40274): ok You: i treid looking on the box You: but i can't read You: so i'm kinda lost James(40274): Please wait a moment while I search for your results. James(40274): ok You: are you real? James(40274): yes You: can you teach me how to read You: ? James(40274): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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This guy was no fun.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: John(69133) John(69133): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi John(69133): hi John(69133): what do you need to know about santa clause? You: i wantit You: to no You: how to get mi letter to him John(69133): one moment John(69133): I'll find his address for you You: i want to send early John(69133): no problem You: so he will be so not behind You: have you evar met santa John(69133): Nope You: i saw him in mall John(69133): I see John(69133): was he a nice guy? You: he very fatt needed diet John(69133): I see You: are u robat? John(69133): Robat? You: robot i think John(69133): mp John(69133): No You: o me thoght u robot John(69133): no You: mummy say no talk to strangers John(69133): I see You: caus e they touch you John(69133): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Guide not connected. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Guide not connected. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Lisa(53383) Lisa(53383): Welcome to ChaCha! Lisa(53383): Hello You: BROWN SHIT IS OOZIN OUTTA MY CORNHOLE Lisa(53383): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (BROWN SHIT IS OOZIN OUTTA MY CORNHOLE) Lisa(53383): How are you doing today? You: not so good. You: refer to above statement Lisa(53383): Okay I see I will search to try to help you You: thanks; and for the record, it has a very bad odor to it Lisa(53383): what has been happening to it lately You: a very viscous brown fluid has been seeping out of it Lisa(53383): what do you think causeed it You: i'm thinking the 12 pack of tacos i ate may contribute Lisa(53383): oh You: is that healthy? Lisa(53383): not really You: do you think i shoudl consult a doctor about it? You: i'm wearing those depends things right now, but it's not doing me much good Lisa(53383): oh wow You: oh shit brb Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Maria(15271) Maria(15271): Welcome to ChaCha! Maria(15271): My apologies, Transferring you to another Guide more Suitable for your Topic. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: amber(71664) amber(71664): Welcome to ChaCha! amber(71664): HI You: hi..i got transferred here amber(71664): What can I help you search for ? You: well, it was originaly about a viscous brown fluid that was seeping out You: and i asked if i should consult a doctor You: and she redirected me amber(71664): ok amber(71664): we cant give medical advice but I can find you some web sited to help you decide You: alright, that'l be good You: have you ever had this happen to you/ amber(71664): No I havent You: if it did..would you go to a doctor? You: i think i should, i wear depends for a temporary fix You: but they are filling up awfully fast amber(71664): if anything happen abnoramally YOu should seek medical help You: do you think it's urgent enough to call ER/911? You: it's really startin You: shit brb amber(71664): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (shit brb) You: back..that was close amber(71664): Are these results sufficient? You: i think they should help You: any input on whether this is really serious? like ER serious? amber(71664): ok hope you feel better soon amber(71664): you may want to consider it You: alright..sounds like a good idea amber(71664): Have a great day! You: ill try amber(71664): bye You: anal leakage doesnt help You: byebye amber(71664): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Michael(78450) Michael(78450): Welcome to ChaCha! Michael(78450): Greetings! You: Hi Michael(78450): What would you like to know about Cheezeits! You: im looking for the nutritional info You: you see You: i can't read Michael(78450): Sure! You: so looking at the box Michael(78450): Give me just a moment! You: is pointless You: = You: do you know how to read You: ? Michael(78450): No? You: how are you typing anything Michael(78450): I eat jujubees! You: if you don't know how to read You: wtf Michael(78450): SHOOP dA WOOP You: ..... Michael(78450): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (4chan is the shit) You: WTF You: are you coming on to me You: wtf Michael(78450): Excuse me I lost controll of my computer You: i think you want to kill me You: don't you Michael(78450): How can you type if you cant read? Michael(78450): No! You: YES Michael(78450): Dont! Thats bad! You: YOU CAN TORTURE ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT Michael(78450): Can I find anything for you? You: BUT YOU WON'T HAVE THE PLEASURE You: OF KILLING ME You: sorry You: i just got back from china You: im jack bauer You: don't you know? Michael(78450): Jack Bauer! Michael(78450): Sorry sir! You: dude your suck at spelling torture You: since when is it You: Torcher? Michael(78450): Sorry man! Michael(78450): Is this a real search? You: are you autistic? Michael(78450): No sir! You: i think you are You: did your mom smoke when your were in her You: ?? You: i mean You: you have to be messed up to take what i said You: and mispell it You: misspell You: you suck Michael(78450): I just smoked a bong I am going to end this search now for being abusive You: on to new guide
well this guy seems to have fun at his job
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^ wow when I grow up I wanna be just like that guide! I got an invite from a guy already but it requires to put down your real info and fill our W-2's for taxes so I'm checking it out before I put in any real info.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Cindy(69117) Cindy(69117): Welcome to ChaCha! Cindy(69117): hi there You: good day. i would like to find a site which helps me find stiuff You: stuff, sorry Cindy(69117): ChaCha is the best site You: like a search engine or something You: no, really Cindy(69117): I will searh more for you You: i know you get paid for saying that. but be serious for once please Cindy(69117): no problem You: thank you Cindy(69117): welcome ;-) You: so... you come here often? Cindy(69117): i work here You: oh i see You: is that all? Cindy(69117): there's more You: thanks. so all these sites are better than chacha.com ? Cindy(69117): they are all good You: i see You: oh shit i just spilled hot coffee all over me Cindy(69117): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (oh shit i just spilled hot coffee all over me) You: oh im sorry Cindy(69117): are you ok? You: yeah im fine it hurts a little though Cindy(69117): sorry to hear that Cindy(69117): Are these results sufficient? You: its cool ill just put some ice on it You: yeah those are good thanks Cindy(69117): good idea Cindy(69117): ok great, have a good evening Cindy(69117): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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he taught me s3x!
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Innis(78666) Innis(78666): Welcome to ChaCha! Innis(78666): Hello! How may I aid in your current search? You: hey! Innis(78666): Hey! You: my parents won't tell me how babys are made You: i need to find out Innis(78666): Oh I see. Innis(78666): One moment. You: is the storke reel? You: real or reel? Innis(78666): No. There is no stork involved. You: oh You: they lied Innis(78666): I guess they did. Innis(78666): But I'm sure it was for your protection, or so they thought. You: why my protection? is it a secret? Innis(78666): They were probably not ready to tell you or didn't know how to tell you. Innis(78666): So they made it into a secret. You: oh You: is it that complacated they not no how to like math equations? Innis(78666): There, that's the answer. Innis(78666): No, they're most likely repressed. You: will my parents be mad if i look there? Innis(78666): Maybe, you should know better than I. Innis(78666): They're your parents after all. You: but you r a stanger and they cant no im talking to you Innis(78666): Yea, so it's your responsibility what you do with that information. Innis(78666): My parents didn't lie to me, so I don't have the problem you have right now. You: sex? thats gross...does everyone no that babys are made like this? this is nasty Innis(78666): Oh yea, it can get pretty nasty. Innis(78666): But then so is going to the bathroom. Innis(78666): Do you parents think your going to the bathroom is evil? You: have you made a baby before? Innis(78666): If they do, I suggest you learn what you need to learn and never talk about it with them. Innis(78666): No. I don't want children. You: have you made sex? Innis(78666): Yes I have. You: why if you dont want babys? Innis(78666): Because I enjoy it. Innis(78666): Is there anything else I may help you with? You: how do you enjor it? its nasty, you said so! Innis(78666): If not, I'll be moving onto a new query. Innis(78666): I enjoy nasty. You: oh...why? Innis(78666): Because it feels awesome. You: how? Innis(78666): But you're getting into a whole other topic here. Innis(78666): Take care! You: what is so different? You: help! Innis(78666): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Delaine(4217) Delaine(4217): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Delaine(4217): Hello and good evening. You: this is kind of embarassing You: but could you help me find some uh...explicit entertainment? Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: Lauren(76725) Lauren(76725): Welcome to ChaCha! Lauren(76725): Hi! You: hi Lauren(76725): What can I help you find? Lauren(76725): Tasty food? You: i just smoked a bowl and is go got the munchies Lauren(76725): Where do you live? Like what state? You: i need a recipe for something really sweet You: i live in seattle Lauren(76725): recipe? You could always order pizza.. You: yeah Lauren(76725): Are you sure you want to cook something.. You: hey you know what. do you know a place where i could order chocolate chip cookies right to my door? Lauren(76725): I can try. Hold on You: man i feel so good right now You: just hungry Lauren(76725): Aw.. I'll do better than that first link You: i usually stack up with a bunch a stuff but my friend just came over and i wasnt prepared Lauren(76725): that's a back up. Lauren(76725): that's lame. You: cookie pot You: that would be sweet You: hey could you find me a recipe for space cakes Lauren(76725): Hmm maybe. Lauren(76725): Anything else i can find for you? You: well You: it says i need 1 cup finely ground pure marijuana You: and im all out. maybe you could find me some of that? Lauren(76725): can't help you there man You: oh that sucks Lauren(76725): Sorry. Agaisnt the rules. You: hehe i know you would like to Lauren(76725): I don't think I could without TONS of pop ups anyway. You: well thanks anyway youve been great Lauren(76725): Well I hope you get the cookie situation handled. Lauren(76725): Good luck! You: thank you You: bye Lauren(76725): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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^ wow that guide was cool lol my guides were such douchebags
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Navindra(24057) Navindra(24057): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: im looking for some good recipes on ni ni corn dillo sauce to spice up my porkchops You: are you stil there? You: dang it Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Jackie(48282) Jackie(48282): Welcome to ChaCha! Jackie(48282): Hi You: hello You: im looking for some good recipes on ni ni corn dillo sauce to spice up my porkchops Jackie(48282): Sure You: are you still there? Jackie(48282): It's just a bit slow, 1 sec You: i get disconnected alot You: oh ok Jackie(48282): ohh ok You: my friend is lighting firecrackers, outside, do you think that is dangerous Jackie(48282): it depends, what's around him? You: dry leaves and my house You: i live on the countryside Jackie(48282): hmm Jackie(48282): ahh Jackie(48282): Just have some fire extinguishers in case You: yea You: i got some dry ice too Jackie(48282): ahh ok You: any luck yet? Jackie(48282): I think I've got something, hold on You: ok cool Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Maggie(15924) You: whoa Maggie(15924): Welcome to ChaCha! You: what hapened to jackie Maggie(15924): Hi! How can I help you? You: im looking for some good recipes on ni ni corn dillo sauce to spice up my porkchops Maggie(15924): Just a moment and I can find some results on that for ya! You: EXCELLENT You: your a fast typer Maggie(15924): Thanks! Maggie(15924): I'm not finding any sauce recipes under "Ni Ni Corn Dillo" Maggie(15924): Do you know of any other names it's called? Maggie(15924): I'm so sorry, but if I do not have a response within two minutes, I must close the session. Maggie(15924): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Dorothy(76881) Dorothy(76881): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Dorothy(76881): Hi, what can I do for you today You: you type slow You: ok anyways Dorothy(76881): I guess You: i need help finding some make material You: you don't get weirded out easily right? Dorothy(76881): what do you mean? You: just tell me You: do you have a weak stomach? Dorothy(76881): What do you need? You: ok your at your own risk You: can you search bukkake for me? You: and maybe some animal on the side? You: your slow -_- You: new guide You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Linda(73900) You: Hi Linda(73900): Welcome to ChaCha! Linda(73900): Hello , Just to clarify,how can i help you? You: Good you don't type like a retard You: ok You: well You: the other guide couldn't help me You: so before we search You: do you have a weak stomach? Linda(73900): what is it you are looking for You: fine You: i need to find animals in sexual intercourse Linda(73900): i will transfer you thank you You: no You: NO You: STOP You: LISTEN TO ME You: ANIMAL SEX NOW Status: Session ended.
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