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Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Cody(79467) Cody(79467): Welcome to ChaCha! Cody(79467): Hello You: hi Cody(79467): What are we looking for You: that other guy tried to cyber with me.. You: T_T
I got scared during this one and just exited out
ahaha at iNc
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OMFG LOOOOOOL
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Emily(3227) Emily(3227): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: do you like music? Emily(3227): Yes Emily(3227): What can I find for you? You: im just doing a survey for school Emily(3227): Michael J. Fox doesn't need a rumble pack for his Dreamcast. Because of Parkinsons. Emily(3227): Please ignore that You: WTF Emily(3227): I apologize
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WTF!?!?! HAHAHAHAH!?!?1? Best one yet!
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omg that suprised me so much
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"can balls touch?"
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ElyssiaW ElyssiaW: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello ElyssiaW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: awesome ElyssiaW: hehe ElyssiaW: what can i help u w/ tonight You: just a quick question, is it gay if balls touch while you are doing double penetration or do you need a cardboard separator? ElyssiaW: well i own my own sex shop ElyssiaW: and in my opinion ElyssiaW: no its not You: cos my girlfriend... ElyssiaW: as long as you guys dont get turned on by it ElyssiaW: and even if u do... You: she wants her friend to join (who is a guy) and im a bit worries You: worried* ElyssiaW: you are in the privacy of your own home ElyssiaW: mmm, you should be ElyssiaW: once you pass that ... ElyssiaW: she might ask again and again w/ other people. You: well, she gave me one with another guy as well so i should repay the favour yes? ElyssiaW: Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: MarkB MarkB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi im looking for information on an olympic sport You: Its quite a brutal one, but im not sure what the name is You: Its a sport where, you have to get the balls as close as you can, but they cannot touch MarKB: I think the game your looking for is called "Bowls" ill get you some links of you want MarkB: However in bowls its perfectly fine for the balls to touch You: No way, if the balls touch then its, you know, illegal in some places? You: Im not talking about just any balls, im alking about BALLS You: you know? Stones, as in testicles MarkB: Im not sure I know what your talking about now You: Well its a known fact that its gay if two mens balls touch You: So they made an olympic sport where two men get the balls as close as they can without touching them MarkB: I see, and does this "sport" have a name You: Erm, well thats what im trying to find out You: I also need to find out technical implications, like, does it count as touching if the pubic hairs colide? You: Or are pubic hairs collision legal, cos if not, im going to have to gel them back or something MarkB: Oh, so you actually want to compete in this supposed Sport then You: Yes, Im planning on representing my town, I was originally going to be Paul and Adam doing it You: But their balls touched and now they've been section for being gay and banned from the sport MarkB: Well I dont think there is actually any sport like that in the olympics but it may exist in an amateur section You: But some sports in the olympics are amateur, like in soccer, your not allowed proffesionals You: Perhaps you should try the sport MarkB you'll see theres nothing amateur about its You: Do you know how hard it is to compete at top level, the risk of injury is high You: and with each movement you bring your sexuality into near disrepute. MarkB: Like I said, I dont think this sport exists and your not making any sense You: Well.. MarkB.. if that is your real name, I dont think you Exist MarkB: The same could be said about you, perhaps none of us really exist. You: Well your name is stupid, what sort of name is MarkB, how do you pronounce it MarkB: Its a perfectly fine name perhaps yours is stupid You: My name is RJ theres nothing wrong with that MarkB: Well, RJ, if that is your real name, I think you may not exist. You: I AM RAPTOR JESUS, AND IM BETTER THAN YOU AT OLYMPIC TESTICLE STAND OFF You: YOU CANNOT BEAT THE MIGHT OF RAPTOR JESUS MARKB You: YOU LOSE MarkB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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hhahahahaha at ball touching
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damn i got banned before i could finish my thing about Raptor Jesus' orgy cult T_T
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Damn... I'm bad at this Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: vics(24270) vics(24270): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey vics(24270): Hello You: I'm looking for You: Savior vics(24270): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: Certainly You: Savior You: the one that's pwning noobs You: in Korea You: at the moment You: er. You: Try starcraft vics(24270): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Tiffany(24504) Tiffany(24504): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi You: ^^ Tiffany(24504): Hello Tiffany(24504): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: im trying to find more info about raptor jesus You: im having trouble tho You: i keep getting all these porn pop ups You: maybe i have a virus? Tiffany(24504): could be You: do you know about eliminating viruses? You: these popups are so weird You: like You: toy's and guys :S You: T_T Tiffany(24504): no but if you do a search someone will be able to help you You: ok well thank you You: also You: raptor jesus for life You: ill speak to him for you You: in heaven Tiffany(24504): Are these results sufficient? You: peace r4pt0r Tiffany(24504): oh thats great
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Kamilah(12589) Kamilah(12589): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hihi ^^ You: im look for laik info about savior? Kamilah(12589): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Jason(7836) Jason(7836): Welcome to ChaCha! You: ok i was just booted for no reason You: by this girl You: T_T Jason(7836): Possibly a wrong button You: Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Kamilah(12589) Kamilah(12589): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hihi ^^ You: im look for laik info about savior? Kamilah(12589): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. You: im very offended You: im trying to find out about You: OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HALLELUYAH You: and she boots me You: can you help me? You: hes pwning nubs in corea now You: in the Starleagues You: etc You: do you know about him? You: answer me !?!?! Jason(7836): Slow down You: sorry im excited You: hes coming back! You: raor! You: do you believe in raptor jesus? Jason(7836): What do you need me to find? You: 1 second You: are you real? Jason(7836): Yes You: prove it You: how many fingers am i holding up You: nvm that You: help me search for raptor jesus You: i need to figure out where he will appear next You: NO Jason(7836): Think you mean rapture. You: RAPTOR jesus You: no You: RAPTOR Jason(7836): I see You: like the dinosaur You: he saved his brethren You: from the evils of UK You: nomsain? You: NOmsAIN ???? Jason(7836): I think you're confusing the name of an extinct dinosaur (Which never existed, hallelujah) with the word that means the end of the world. You: NO You: are you forcing your beliefs upon me You: omg You: i feel so violated You: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, You: are you sending me porn? Jason(7836): Of course not. You: http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images You: ??? You: pr0n Jason(7836): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (pr0n) You: whoa You: that was weird You: why do you do this job? Jason(7836): Yeah, that's not good language. You: are you happy? Jason(7836): To make money Jason(7836): Yes. You: does it pay well? You: im considering doing this You: for a career You: is it worth it? Jason(7836): I'm not sure You: do you get benefits etc? Jason(7836): No. You: im only willing to take it if i can worship on the 9th of kentucky You: raptor jesus' birthday You: woops You: 9th of may You: in kentucky You: T_T Jason(7836): I see. You: sorry Jason(7836): I'm going to have to let you go now. You: do you believe in him? You: NO You: ill dieeeeeee Jason(7836): I see. You: bai Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Candace(5777) Candace(5777): Welcome to ChaCha! Candace(5777): Hi You: hih Candace(5777): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: ^^ You: ok You: there is this guy You: in corea You: ok? Candace(5777): yes You: his name is savior You: you know of him? Candace(5777): No, sorry You: you should You: hes thebest
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Donna(9368) Donna(9368): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello Donna(9368): hello Donna(9368): Could you clarify your search term for me, please? You: so yesterday You: i was playing monopoly with my friend You: he had the whole board You: and we had said that You: whoever lost would lose their soul You: well i lost You: i was wondering if he really has my soul You: im really scared You: i was kind of depending on it Donna(9368): Is your friend Satan? You: erm You: maybe? You: he dind't have horns Donna(9368): Well, I don't think you have much to worry about if he isn't. You: but he called these little gremlins out You: of the air You: and the reached down my chest You: erm You: into You: not like Donna(9368): good luck. You: opened it up You: NO You: plz help me Donna(9368): Thank you for using ChaCha! You: im really scared Status: Session ended.
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Dead Vessel I think your having too much fun with this... T.T
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not anymore, i'm banned
it kinda sucked at the end TT
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Matt(78683) Matt(78683): Welcome to ChaCha! Matt(78683): Hello! You: hello Matt(78683): How may I help you today? You: umm You: i need some training You: for a game You: you there? Matt(78683): Yes Matt(78683): What can I search for you today? You: Do you know You: Where i can get some training for a game You: umm you there? Matt(78683): I can look, what game? You: its a game You: called Starcraft Matt(78683): Oh yeah, I used to play that =) You: oh really Matt(78683): Yeah, a couple of years ago You: :D do you still have your CD-Key? Matt(78683): Ah I don't know where the cds are anymore You: aww You: so You: are you a real person? Matt(78683): Yes lol Matt(78683): So do you just want some tips and stuff? You: yeah Matt(78683): I can get you forums and tip sheets You: oh i You: i just wanted opinions You: like You: you used to play starcraft Matt(78683): Of the game? You: so, you could help me with some things You: no like help me train Matt(78683): I will give you a page I used to use You: oh You: thanks alot You: ^^ Matt(78683): That site has TONS of tips, very good ones too You: oo You: wait hold on You: so You: do you make money out of being in this guide? Matt(78683): Yes, a little bit You: wow You: that must be really cool You: its so hard to believe!! You: like your a real person Matt(78683): It's great to do in spare time You: oo You: so you out of school? Matt(78683): I am in college so I do it in between classes You: wow You: thats awesome Matt(78683): Nice way to make some pocket money You: :D~~~ You: you lucky You: so Matt(78683): Those are walkthroughs but also tips pages below the walkthroughs You: yeah You: but being serious You: what would you do if this was a prank You: not that i am You: but, like what if You: what if it JUST happened l Matt(78683): I get pranks all the time. You: oh really? You: like, what do they do Matt(78683): It is our policy to try to assume that they are serious people and wanting to search for something You: oo You: i really appreciate that Matt(78683): the minute they become abusive, use profanity or threaten me I can end the call though Matt(78683): and report them You: ah You: so, You: you can go to their house You: and arrest them? Matt(78683): Haha no not like that You: Ooo.. You: that would be scary Matt(78683): but the system will try to prevent them from using the service if they do it a number of times You: i see You: so ow do people know more about chacha You: i havent seen it in any advertisements You: is it like a secret search? Matt(78683): Word of mouth is one of our greatest tools Matt(78683): We are trying to become more and more popular You: thats pretty coo You: maybe i can try it You: im 14 Matt(78683): If you want, since I can't give you any results on it, you can search again for information about chacha You: does it matter Matt(78683): Well unfortunately you have to be over 18 to work here You: oo You: how much dollas is it in an hour? Matt(78683): Hopefully if the business keeps up in 4 years we'll still be around! You: :D i hope You: how much dollas is it in an hour? Matt(78683): In the beginning you make 5 per search hour, later on you can get up to 10. You: oo You: so, how long have you been doing this? Matt(78683): You can also make money on promotional things, and people in your network (those you specifically invited) Matt(78683): I actually just started last week You: oh really? Matt(78683): made over 30 bucks already =) You: congradulations ~~~~~~ You: man You: it would be good if you started playing starcraft again Matt(78683): I listen to music and talk to people on AIM while I do this too so it is great You: it is :D You: well You: i guess that fixes that Matt(78683): haha maybe one day I will play it again You: thanks for your time :D!@~!~!~@%)P*!(#)_%^&!(__$(^*@!_ You: yeah hope you do Matt(78683): No problem! You: later home dawg You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Kelly(69446) Kelly(69446): Welcome to ChaCha! You: whoa You: you type fast You: are you a real person? Kelly(69446): Hello! Kelly(69446): Yes You: you type fast... but slow reaction :D You: well lets get to the point You: can you help me find this progaimer Kelly(69446): I'm not that fast of a typer. You: ... You: ok... You: can you help me find dis progaimer Kelly(69446): Yes, let me search for you. You: ok You: his nickname is boxer i You: forgot his real name You: so, good luck with that You: so, are you for real? Kelly(69446): Yes You: really? You: i mean You: its really hard to believe You: thats like really big loopholes You: are you there You: or are you complying in your internet brain Kelly(69446): Okay, I'm going to transfer you because I can't find your information. You: where You: where you going? You: DONT LEAVE ME You: please i really need help You: im desperate Kelly(69446): To another guide You: please help me You: oh You: jeez, slow reaction again Kelly(69446): okay Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: kelli(74207) kelli(74207): Welcome to ChaCha! You: whoa You: you type fast You: so You: kelly You: you there? kelli(74207): hello is there anything specific that I can find for you about boxers You: nono You: not boxers You: his nickname is boxer You: do you know this game c You: called starcraft? kelli(74207): I haven't heard of it but would you like for me to try and find it for you? You: yeah You: ok You: can you search boxer's pwnage pleas? You: im really desperate You: you see You: i have to play this game You: like, for the rest of my life You: i want to grow up to be programer kelli(74207): one minute plesae You: plesae You: :D You: typo there kelli(74207): is the game a computer or board game? You: umm You: i think its both You: i play chess You: like this one tim You: i poot a rook You: and i killed his queen You: I was like You: you just lost your queen You: :D You: it was so fun You: in fact kelli(74207): I will try to search under video 1st You: umkay You: way to ruin my conversation about chess -.- You: can i talk to Matt(78683) please You: i really want to talk to him You: he gave me some tips last time You: You: ok kelli(74207): lets see if I can find how to transfer you. You: are you even there You: ok You: get matt(78683) You: jeez, what help Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Tina(25032) Tina(25032): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey You: your not matt(78683) You: your tina(25032) You: can i talk to matt(78683) Tina(25032): one sec You: mkay You: umm You: i want matt(78683)? You: where are you You: why did you go afk You: sleeping on the job ehh? You: bad rating for you You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Sharon(61897) Sharon(61897): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: im looking for some information on the sport of underwater basket weaving Sharon(61897): Hello, do you want general information on the topic? You: yes, id like to know what countries are involved and the like Sharon(61897): Here's the general description according to Wikipedia ... let me get more sites for you with more detailed info You: yea i never know if i should trust wikipedia You: since anyone can do it Sharon(61897): I understand what you mean ) You: thanks. You: have you ever played this sport before? or heard of it? You: wow nice find! Sharon(61897): Guess someome wanted to do something with this concept! Sharon(61897): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: yea i was just wondering if you personally know anything You: about this sport Sharon(61897): The course isn't offered in my area You: oh thats a shame You: just from a general knowledge do you think it would be better to start the sides, or go from top to bottom? Sharon(61897): Maybe if you read the aritcle I last sent you more information will become avaliable to you ! You: oh im sorry Sharon(61897): Have a great day and thanks for using ChaCha You: good bye. Sharon(61897): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Susan(73601): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Susan(73601): hi! Susan(73601): What can I find for you today? You: i need to learn about bill gates and how he became so rich Susan(73601): ok, one moment while i find some bio info on him You: thanks Susan(73601): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: rumble packs for michael j fox's dreamcast Susan(73601): you will need to do a new search for each topic Susan(73601): we only get paid to search for one topic Susan(73601): sorry You: well, what good are you then? wtf? Susan(73601): is there anything else about bill gates that you need Susan(73601): no need to be rude Susan(73601): you wouldnt want to work for free either would yu You: well come on, it's your job Susan(73601): to search for one topic - its not like its hard to start a new search Susan(73601): thats how we get paid - per topic You: exactly! that's what you're here for, and it's not hard Susan(73601): im sorry that you dont understand You: ...so are you single? Susan(73601): yes Susan(73601): thanks for asking! Susan(73601): have a great day! I hope that your cha cha experience is excellent! You: lol no problem, im single too You: and lookig Susan(73601): on your next search - try dating sites - you can meet some great people online You: do you like it in the bum? Susan(73601): I have to report abuse if you start talking dirty and you will be blocked from the site Susan(73601): Thanks for using Cha-Cha and have a great day! You: but you were being rude first you will get fired Susan(73601): no i was never rude to you and never talked dirty to you You: well you wouldent search another topic, other people helped me search for other stuff, why not you? Susan(73601): im not supposed to ! its not my job Susan(73601): did you use bad language and dirty talk with them You: i didnt use bad language until you refused to do my search Susan(73601): i have to go, i cant continue with you - you obviously arent an adult and you dont really want my help you are just intent on being nasty Susan(73601): i did the search you asked for Susan(73601): and provided you excellent service You: yes, i am an adult, i am just not the best at english, it is my second language thank you very much Susan(73601): well usually adults dont usual ask about obscene info You: so now i'm getting judged by what i am searching? Susan(73601): no - you asked about my sexual preferences - you deserve to get judged for that Susan(73601): dont u think You: well im curious, i havent been able to meet many new people coming to this new country and not knowing the language too well Susan(73601): that isnt the way to do it - it is very offensive and wont get you very far You: how should i do it then? i've seemed to try every way possible, i just can't take it Susan(73601): try a dating service, or reading on american customs Susan(73601): i really have to go or i will be in trouble Susan(73601): have a nice day and good luck You: why do you think i am american? You: americans are rude i hear Susan(73601): well, i am american and i didnt cuss you or ask about your sexual preferences did i - seems that doest hold much water Susan(73601): bye Susan(73601): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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FUCK i had the best responses going, but they fucking booted me FUCK!
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i had a huge one on the bear, but they booted me as well
stupid guy didnt even let me rate him bad
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