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Oh NOES. ITS TIME Gotta bust out my ryhmes. Everyone quit masterbatin and put on your pants It time for some killa shit by dancefayedance all i gotta say is dont be spittin that weak stuff I've had enough one more line and you should be in cuffs your rhymes so bad should be a crime your face so ugly you should be illegal your mind so feeble seen bigger dicks on beagels no way are you my equal but i am the white boy extrodanaire so I'll be fair pm me for some of my rhymes, i can share I probably should ease up on a punk like you I'm off the chart with an IQ of one sixty two I'm a genius, you're a retard I got dreams, you ain going far Maybe one day you'll get better man But right now you making me sound smart like Thomas Edisan
( Edisan is spelled wrong to ryhme with man for all of you wondering )
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the name's Thomas Edison, go back to history class son with an IQ like that I'd easily eat u up for lunch you aint seen my dick yet, so why you gotta lie when i pull down my pants my dick would make u cry them lines aint no killer, not one bit even my grandmomma can come up with some better shit who the hell would pm you, what dumbass would care just stfu and go get some fresh new air this weak shit aint no white boy extrodinaire i could come up with better rhymes from my ass hair son ur done, your moments are over the new king is in town, better hide n take cover
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likeaboss bout to make AdviCe empty a clip/ u Magic Johnson, Im startin to beleive u really ain that sick/ Make you say game over, you can call me lil flip/ ima save it for a bit, ill set a high score/ dont front like u can ever match my punchlines and metaphors/ dont make me f*k ya girl, cause thats waht i met her for/ but what u want punk, double clip pump, ride by slumped/ 4 cocked, playa on top, hater u wanna rock wit ya eyes all black/ im the brand new savior of east coast rap/ if u represent u just push ya set back/ i dont say false sh*t i speak those facts/ comeback on me get ya crew clapped/ brains go splat, jsut incase you forgot/ who is hot, comparin me to rappas who are not/ just cause u can make words rhyme u aint true hip-hop/ nah, u cant spit that flame like me/ ya dont keep a model dame on ya side like me/ ya skill and nowhere near the same as me/ u happy to b part of the game?/ im happy the games in me/ stop actin like u a cheif/ i got people huggin my nuts like they boxer breifs/ i aint a hater but i say what i think/ i see better punchlines at the prom waitin for drinks/ i spit flames have u feelin like hell/ look at ya wrist i know that u frail/ u probably drop the saop on purpose when u go into jail/ im larger than like, can measure me on any scale/
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On April 29 2006 17:19 AdviCe wrote:likeaboss bout to make AdviCe empty a clip/ u Magic Johnson, Im startin to beleive u really ain that sick/ Make you say game over, you can call me lil flip/ > LOL nasty not gonna lie i see better punchlines at the prom waitin for drinks/ > Not bad
this is what im talking about common i want to get theo on here :D
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On April 29 2006 17:16 tfeign wrote: the name's Thomas Edison, go back to history class son with an IQ like that I'd easily eat u up for lunch you aint seen my dick yet, so why you gotta lie when i pull down my pants my dick would make u cry them lines aint no killer, not one bit even my grandmomma can come up with some better shit who the hell would pm you, what dumbass would care just stfu and go get some fresh new air this weak shit aint no white boy extrodinaire i could come up with better rhymes from my ass hair son ur done, your moments are over the new king is in town, better hide n take cover
Look at this bitch thinkin he can spit The only shit he can spit is his boyfriends dick Gonna flick this chump off the block Nigga gonna have a date with my big bad glock Now I ain saying you cant write lines But you should keep those lines in a nursery rhyme Now get the fuck of my shit If I were you I'd stfu before your throat gets slit I'm the next eminem but I know I'm white your a silly virgin but you aint tight Im the next ephiphany my single will be played more than beethovens symphony You better recognize before you get sodomized by my 9 mil, but knowing you that'd be a thrill I aint be hatin on you but your a lil fagat and my 3x3 wont have it I'll take out your little boyfriend kill that fucker dead got sperm on ya mouth from when you be giving him head Sorry to say I dont like the gays So bitch im puttin you in your grave Dont be praying to jesus you aint gonna be saved I'm the trapezee artist your the wire Gonna step on you like your on fire. Your King Louis Number Sixteen And it is your turn to face the guillotine.
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But really let me get down to business
I call shots like a boss, An mixed wit rick ross, Cause my hustles on point, And one you dont cross.
But I dont know what your saying boy, you think youve come so far, When i go to pick up, i think, "re-up, or get a car?" You can try to empty a clip, i know its already empty, Your bitch told me about you, and sent me. Shes on my nuts, shes texting me every hour, Her favorite new thing is the daily baby shower. If ya dont understand, let me slow it down to pace, that means my kids, are going all over her face. But thats it, im done, cause i dont need to spit filler, And your moms grabbing my nuts like jackson in thriller.
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dancefayedance is nasty too :D
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it is neat how we each have a person we are facing...
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Korea (South)11558 Posts
I'm a poet And I didn't even know it!
Look that was a rhyme. I CAN TELL THE TIME!
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
Seriously this is getting good hahaha.
Go on ilikeboss/dancefayedance :D
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Now im tired with all you wanna bees it seems like its just another rap disease with wanna be players getting beat with ease so just /quit life a.s.a p cus not accomplising anything so far as u can see in this scenerio , its a gg cus i got the A u got the D
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On April 29 2006 18:47 dancefayedance wrote:Show nested quote +On April 29 2006 17:16 tfeign wrote: the name's Thomas Edison, go back to history class son with an IQ like that I'd easily eat u up for lunch you aint seen my dick yet, so why you gotta lie when i pull down my pants my dick would make u cry them lines aint no killer, not one bit even my grandmomma can come up with some better shit who the hell would pm you, what dumbass would care just stfu and go get some fresh new air this weak shit aint no white boy extrodinaire i could come up with better rhymes from my ass hair son ur done, your moments are over the new king is in town, better hide n take cover Look at this bitch thinkin he can spit The only shit he can spit is his boyfriends dick Gonna flick this chump off the block Nigga gonna have a date with my big bad glock Now I ain saying you cant write lines But you should keep those lines in a nursery rhyme Now get the fuck of my shit If I were you I'd stfu before your throat gets slit I'm the next eminem but I know I'm white your a silly virgin but you aint tight Im the next ephiphany my single will be played more than beethovens symphony You better recognize before you get sodomized by my 9 mil, but knowing you that'd be a thrill I aint be hatin on you but your a lil fagat and my 3x3 wont have it I'll take out your little boyfriend kill that fucker dead got sperm on ya mouth from when you be giving him head Sorry to say I dont like the gays So bitch im puttin you in your grave Dont be praying to jesus you aint gonna be saved I'm the trapezee artist your the wire Gonna step on you like your on fire. Your King Louis Number Sixteen And it is your turn to face the guillotine.
atleast he cud rhyme, atleast he made sence not like ur goth shit, reminds me of evan essence ur rap is like some shitty ass food get it through ur head, ur raps not good as i proceed with these rhymes just gotta tell u i got the time i'll fuck u up from now till tomorrow so u better not cry or even have sorrow cus when im done with u, u be lookn like sleepy hollow now look right here ima talk about you ur face looks like my ass and it raps like you to i'll be riding ur girl like a train choot choot to bad for u, cus i go woot woot woot
k ,now /murder me plz
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On July 22 2004 20:17 hasuwar wrote: You are vietnamese you cannot rap, don't you see? smooth and fluid is the jizz coming out your mouth you spit it with ease HIV, that's your wicked disease aint nobody on your level, you right you the nastiest gay hooker hanging under the street lights Go grab your bottle, you aint ready to fight
Ej kurwa i wszystko jasne czyjesz ten hardkor wlasnie kumasz temat blaznie, czuje sie spox jak nie jak tak masz ten krak sam go palisz teraz Mart jest na fali jak ten praliz, przestan sie rzalic, to jest jak Stalin, lamie Twoj starz i.......
good website, go to
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On April 29 2006 18:34 likeaboss wrote:Show nested quote +On April 29 2006 17:19 AdviCe wrote:likeaboss bout to make AdviCe empty a clip/ u Magic Johnson, Im startin to beleive u really ain that sick/ Make you say game over, you can call me lil flip/ > LOL nasty not gonna lie i see better punchlines at the prom waitin for drinks/ > Not bad this is what im talking about common i want to get theo on here :D i thought u were theo? plus even if he does come here he couldnt match me. he likes to think he can but he cant.
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This kid dancefayedance thinks he's all the shit but ur rhymes suck more than your momma's horrible clit ur ass was roasted cause your rhymes purely suck just how i wasted yo momma last nite for one little buck i told her she wasnt worth the dollar i spent to fuck her pussy so wide my monster dick never even got stuck kid just go back to school and learn how to write rhymes a pussy ass like u rappin should be considered a crime please, go back home and come up with some better words and stop mumbling out lines that suck more than anything i've ever heard how could u take on anybody, ur shit is fuckin weak against a new king of the streets on a fire hot streak listenin to your lines make me feel sick stop spittin on this mic please, spend it on your boyfriends dick you aint no eminem, keep dreaming on kid your rap is more terrible than anything i ever did take your pride n leave son, plz stop me from the pain raise your hands up everybody, cheer on the new king tfeign
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you guys are whack to bump this thread back hey wait whats that i was the last one to post yeeeeeah
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not anymore f00 its all about me im the last post now, cant u see now dont try to be me and take my thrones last post here cus im that guy that OWNS
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yo protoss, ur just gay and cant stand a fight cause ya gunna bite ur lips so tight while i bust my rhymes through ya ass for the night but u still try to hold on with all ur potential might ull end up pissing blood full of pain in the ass that u would wish to rather stick in a sharp blended glass ur too dumb, ur head stood too long in the sand u should go back to ya daddy and beg for his gland as u spend hours on all fours begging for pleasure screaming and crying by trying to hold the pressure ur probably rapping in ur mental language pages and pages of caged mental anguish trying ur best to learn a letter from english? u as a comp geek use keyboards as ur weapon it doesnt matter, my rhymes still kill ya in a second but dats useless to a big headed geek whats the point to a retard when he can barely speak? maybe u should go back to ur preschool class o wait, even the preschool kid had kicked ya in the ass so go home and try to learn english first get this all planned and dont get this all reversed and come back with some knowledge in english as there will be a geek for me to finish
my name looks like im all good but im jus some guy that trys to rap =D I cant find ne 1 to rap to so i just rap about the guy above me ;D now i'll probably get owned but =D bring it on!! peace
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Wow, most of these are god awful.
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On April 30 2006 09:02 Paragon wrote: Wow, most of these are god awful.
who fucking cares if there awful, this is fun
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