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On July 30 2012 20:27 eusoc wrote: lag
Best Death Story ever in this thread.
back 2 topic : just as i maned up and started wearing a nice 2hander in Hell mode with my barb, some mobs decided that it was time to just steamlol me.
never man up in hc.
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This is brought from a thread of the diablofans.com website, I though it would be good to share it here for the TL community.
Hey, D3DB.com (another nice website) have scanned the "armory" for deaths in hc, and especially deaths in inferno. Here are top 10 reasons for deaths (and als how many of each) 1) Arcane Sentry (Monster Affix) - 969 deaths 2) Scavenger - 311 deaths 3) Belial, Lord of Lies - 308 deaths 4) Walking Corpse - 305 deaths 5) Skeleton - 190 deaths 6) Dark Cultist - 174 deaths 7) Risen - 146 deaths 8) Azmodan, Lord of Sin - 144 deaths 9) Dark Berserker - 130 deaths 10) Carrion Bat - 113 deaths Link to the original post: http://d3db.com/news...dcore-monsters/
There have probably been more deaths that this, but it is funny to see what people die to the most.
I personally died to lag when I was rescuing Kormac in Normal.
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On September 08 2012 02:48 willoc wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2012 14:01 sjschmidt93 wrote: Servers just went down. FUCK.
I'm actually sad I've given Blizzard so much money.
Fuck them. All $60?
Try $600+ in WoW subs.
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I've lost like 6 HC hero(barb,wiz,WD,monk) before reaching lvl 60 with a wizard. My hero is still alive and in inferno! So why I'm here!? Because the funny part is seeing the other dying while playing.. XD yes I'm a bastard.
We were 3 lvl 58, one 60, act 3 in hell. The 58 barbarian say that 5 days ago he reached lvl 59 with a wizard and died because of a lag. The barb lvl up to lvl 59 and after a couple minutes, says proudly he just need 6 more bar before lvl 60. 3 elite arrived on the big bridge, evey god damn affix are there(arcane, vortex...), the barb died in 3 seconds
End of story
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On October 24 2012 06:26 rekoJ wrote: I've lost like 6 HC hero(barb,wiz,WD,monk) before reaching lvl 60 with a wizard. My hero is still alive and in inferno! So why I'm here!? Because the funny part is seeing the other dying while playing.. XD yes I'm a bastard.
We were 3 lvl 58, one 60, act 3 in hell. The 58 barbarian say that 5 days ago he reached lvl 59 with a wizard and died because of a lag. The barb lvl up to lvl 59 and after a couple minutes, says proudly he just need 6 more bar before lvl 60. 3 elite arrived on the big bridge, evey god damn affix are there(arcane, vortex...), the barb died in 3 seconds
End of story
"... and thats the joke."
i find it kinda hard to believe that scavengers, skeletons and risen and monsters like that account for the majority of deaths.
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On September 13 2012 13:32 freshnw wrote:This is brought from a thread of the diablofans.com website, I though it would be good to share it here for the TL community. Show nested quote +Hey, D3DB.com (another nice website) have scanned the "armory" for deaths in hc, and especially deaths in inferno. Here are top 10 reasons for deaths (and als how many of each) 1) Arcane Sentry (Monster Affix) - 969 deaths 2) Disconnect - 311 deaths 3) Belial, Lord of Lies - 308 deaths 4) Disconnect - 305 deaths 5) Disconnect - 190 deaths 6) Disconnect - 174 deaths 7) Disconnect - 146 deaths 8) Azmodan, Lord of Sin - 144 deaths 9) "I can tank this superhit easily" - 130 deaths 10) Disconnect - 113 deaths Link to the original post: http://d3db.com/news...dcore-monsters/ There have probably been more deaths that this, but it is funny to see what people die to the most. I personally died to lag when I was rescuing Kormac in Normal. Fixed
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On October 24 2012 07:27 Black Gun wrote:Show nested quote +On October 24 2012 06:26 rekoJ wrote: I've lost like 6 HC hero(barb,wiz,WD,monk) before reaching lvl 60 with a wizard. My hero is still alive and in inferno! So why I'm here!? Because the funny part is seeing the other dying while playing.. XD yes I'm a bastard.
We were 3 lvl 58, one 60, act 3 in hell. The 58 barbarian say that 5 days ago he reached lvl 59 with a wizard and died because of a lag. The barb lvl up to lvl 59 and after a couple minutes, says proudly he just need 6 more bar before lvl 60. 3 elite arrived on the big bridge, evey god damn affix are there(arcane, vortex...), the barb died in 3 seconds
End of story "... and thats the joke." i find it kinda hard to believe that scavengers, skeletons and risen and monsters like that account for the majority of deaths.
Scavengers are faaaaast when they are a champion pack so i am not at all surprised they are on that list.
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Aaaggghhh. My 35 DH died in the Drowned Temple on NM. I cleared the uniques and went on to the room with the sword shard, clicked on it. Then I alt-tabbed because I somehow thought the quest was done and was gonna surf a bit. Alt-tab back, 10 cultists standing on my dead body. Magdha wins this time
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Death list so far: -52 DH (fresh PC boot up, lag spike upon load, load into Graveyard Checkpoint with an elite there, dead when lag clears) -60(1) Barb (Waller/Jailer/Arcane/something Cultists, narrow hallway, never stood a chance) -60(8) Monk (Fast/Horde/something/something Magewraths, surrounded, couldnt fight my way out fast enough)
Currently playing a 60 (7) Monk who can easily farm A1-3 MP1, having a ton of fun collecting keys <3
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An hour after I type that, my 60 (7) Monk dies to two elite packs, both Arcane, Jailer, Waller. Im sad...
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How do you guys level so fast? Lol
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On May 27 2012 05:08 Teliko wrote: Keep forgetting that pause is a thing in Diablo ._. Cleared the area, phone rang, came back to computer to find myself dead. Only lv21 Barb, so not that bothered by it. Will be trying same thing again.
Use pause!!
Have tried 2 wizards that failed.. Got one to level 48 unfortunately and grew a little attached (RIP Novice - I will keep your memoir for as long as D3 is installed on my machine)..
I think I stared in shock at the still screen of my demise for about 2 mins before I moved, SMASHED ALT-F4 because I knew I could have avoided it..
That said.. Screw it! I'm went Barb next - Back into it, now level 32 and steamrolling. (God Barbs feel OP imo)
Lesson here.. Do not play HC when you are tired.. Especially Keep Depths during Act III, those suicudal maniacs can catch you off guard!
But...
If you want to clear HC, do it in single player mode.. Whenever you notice a lag spike, hit ESC to pause the game.. Wait for everything on screen to freeze (ie: flames, character's/monsters standing animations will all freeze after a few secs). This indicates the end of your lag spike, you can now semi-safely un-pause and continue.. Just be ready for a second or three of insta catch-up.
I've had to deal with lag for a while due to minor problems on my end, at times I used to get up to about 20 secs of lag at a time, and this has been the most effective work around for me. (Now fixed and is GLORIOUS! but thats another story.)
Hope this helps other HCers teriffied of the lag beast.
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On October 28 2012 05:51 SkimGuy wrote: How do you guys level so fast? Lol xp gear...
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Level 60 (1) Wizard. Clicked a WP, Diablo 3 froze, came back dead.
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I was a lvl35 monk doing act 4 normal on MP3 with lots of + exp because i was feeling good. Then i got against the key warden in act 4, he is so strong compared to the other bosses etc. He terrorized me, so i could not heal properly, then i got burned, so i ran away, saw my life get away slowly until a painful death of my poor Schisma occured.
I felt so betrayed after only playing 10h in hardcore. But today (day 1 after death), i have this strange feeling. I want to do it again :O
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59 Monk with under 2 bars left to 60 grinding out the last few minutes in the Keep and I reach the Ghom checkpoint. Decently geared, I figure why not. Go in, hit and run to avoid the gas and then get glitched/stuck in a corner. Ghom puts his belly against mine and I am stuck. Right click to use Dashing Strike when I realized that I had changed it for Sweeping Winds for more DPS against him since I won't need an escape skill. Watch both HPs go down. I may have pulled it off if I hadn't burned my spirit on sweeping winds thinking I would dash out out the gas and stare in amazement at my stupidity. Had I left my escape skill or, even better, just reset the level one more time, I could have avoided the death. Just hit 60 with my monk last night after re-rolling and made sure to leave Ghom alone unless I had a group and stayed far away from the walls in his lair when we did fight him. Each death is always a minor learning experience and a huge facepalm due to hubris and/or stupidity.
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60(2) PC froze for the first time in 5 years.
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Level 48 Witch Doctor. NM first boss Act 4 Overwhelmed by little bastards.
My dream of having a Skeleton/Demon Spawn/Zombie Dog/Fetish/Gargantuan/Hex Shaman all connected with fire chains is delayed for now.
A moment of silence for my Fallon Witch Doctor.....
Fuck you Iskatu... Fuck you.
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NM act1 prisons. Pulled vortex/mortar and waller/jailer at the same time. Or actually they pulled me.
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Azmodan A3 inferno. His fireball one shot my 60(6) DH despite my 59k health backed by 700 allres.
Back to the grind.
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