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[TLCMAT] Season 2 Propaganda + General Discussion - Page 2
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Soularion
Canada2764 Posts
(might have actual propaganda on the way.) | ||
The_Templar
your Country52796 Posts
If you vote me to each of the following rounds, I will additionally provide the following:
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES49043 Posts
except the scarlett>taeja one. | ||
KingofdaHipHop
United States25602 Posts
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The_Templar
your Country52796 Posts
On April 22 2015 11:19 KingofdaHipHop wrote: vote for me instead of templar and you'll have a friend. friendship is better than all of that other shit I can be a friend too, don't listen to this guy. | ||
banjoetheredskin
United States744 Posts
On April 22 2015 11:20 The_Templar wrote: I can be a friend too, don't listen to this guy. Can confirm. Templar is friend. I think. | ||
banjoetheredskin
United States744 Posts
Well if you do, you probably want to thank me for contributing to, if not soloing PL coverage EVERY WEEK OF THE 2015 SEASON except for Week 6 of Round 1 and 2. Did you like the snark and bias of the Progress Reports from Round 1? That was all me. Did you hate them because I always shit on Prime? Toughen up, you know they deserved it. Same with Flash. Did you like the terrible puns with players' names and sometimes obscure references? Most likely me. Also, I am officially the #1 CJ fan (here is a random selection instances of herO being adorable (in terrible quality) and a gif of Bbyong dancing + Show Spoiler +), unequivocally demonstrating my love for the entire team. You might think the pinnacle of fandom for a team is Lorning with Prime, but that's just because he posts so much whining about their failures and the shit they rightfully take for it. I am silent about my fanhood of CJ, watching every game and stockpiling every bit of information about them in my mind but never feeling the need to out-cheer anyone. Plus, what kind of CJ fan would I have been if I hadn't predicted EffOrt to advance from his group with sOs, Classic, and Shine? The preview The reaction Here you can see my twitter with a herO profile pic because let's face it, I'd rather look at his than mine. Did you catch it? Those are the types of puns I love to incorporate into my writing. More can be found here, along with some MarineKing mockery! Finally, not to profess my love of CJ as much as to just give you a laugh, I have written a herOtic poem. It is mildly NSFW and absolutely terrible by every possible criterion for judging poetry. Soularion would probably puke in disgust (as if his poetry is any better lol + Show Spoiler + just kidding I love you buddy The poem: (btw I never edited this) + Show Spoiler + Oh that charming smile on his precious face Could heal any broken heart--except those he breaks. Falling at the final hurdle, a supply block in the ace, Every part of my dedicated fanhood cries, aches. By now I know he doesn't like to find Two gateways in his main-- So I give him one gateway, when he is behind, And he relieves his pain. Then I put two in front of him; He hunches over and groans. I can sense his anger filling to the brim-- We feel the rattle of each other's bones His face is like sunshine, and his play is like gold, While I enjoy his company, watching him grows not old. More to come if I advance! (if it's well received) Additionally, I have just recently gotten into making collages. I made this for my friend's birthday, and she absolutely loved it. IF you can prove that you voted for me every step of the way until the finals I will make a collage for you with the SFW subject matter of your choice (yes, this includes some images of k-pop girls) and a personalized message (or you can substitute a message you prefer)! No more than 5, I will randomly select via PM with proof of vote for all 5 rounds, if necessary. IF I advance to the Ro32, PM me with proof of your vote. I will randomly select one person and I will give a severely biased perspective on their favorite team for the next coverage of Proleague. #Promises in summary: Ro32: Proleague article bias Ro16: AMA within reasonable limits of privacy (no pictures, personal information, etc). Ro8: Community decides! Ro4: Secret! Finals: Personal collage for my dedicated voters (maximum of 5, by random selection if necessary) Win: special editorial to be released over summer | ||
salle
Sweden5553 Posts
Poll: Final Match! Die4Ever (61) salle (49) 110 total votes Your vote: Final Match! + Show Spoiler [older polls] + Stretch-goals:
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES49043 Posts
On April 22 2015 12:20 salle wrote: Vote for me so I get into round of 32 and I'll do a TLHQ blog or something... stretch-goals: If I get to Round of 16 I'll update the hotbid thread of r1ch quotes with some new r1ch quotes. Round of 8 = ?? Semis = ?? If I win I'll do a girlblog. now thats a real stretch goal. | ||
NovemberstOrm
Canada16217 Posts
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Olli
Austria24413 Posts
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Wintex
Norway16828 Posts
On April 22 2015 17:27 DarkLordOlli wrote: If you vote for me I'll let you add me on snapchat. i`m more entertaining than you on it. lmao | ||
Wintex
Norway16828 Posts
If I advance to the ro32, I will write a girlblog only some people know of. It features handshaking. If I survive for longer than Shellshock, Lorning, Stuchiu, Dodgin, DarkLordOlli or some other guy like KAG or Blindrawr (only one of them), I will create 5 horrible abominations on photoshop (I'll photoshop their faces on kpop girls together with their favorite players.) I'd create a ro16 goal, but I don't believe that much. I guess I can make a lovesong for some random player of TL`s choosing. Ayy Men. | ||
Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
"Who is WreakHavoc?" The question echoes in a crowded, stunned-silent room of believers. It is not a question that those not affiliated with TeamLiquid.net's darker side can be blamed for, however. To the average TLer, a glimpse at Wreak's profile will only tell them that he joined TeamLiquid.net on the 27th of June 2011, yet has only notched a sum of 26 posts during his tenure. Upon further inspection, one can notice a connection with Wreak and the anime sub-community through his posting history, and that is where the story begins. The early days of Wreak were far from heralded. During the era of Zergneedsfood's (znf's) reign as the undisputed moe emperor of TeamLiquid's Anime Discussion Thread (TLADT), the young college student from Vancouver found his way onto TLADT's IRC channel as a League of Legends fan and ever-so-casual anime viewer. As such, he flew well below the radar of many, and was the epitome of "just another guy." To be fair, in an era where most conversations segued into a discussion of znf's moe, there were very few who could be considered more than "just another guy." It wouldn't be long, however, until Wreak's true nature would be visible to those around him. I first started noticing Wreak as he exhibited a naturally aloof and amicable demeanor amongst a sea of ego and animosity. In an environment where arrogance and conflict ruled dialogue--where lolis were lewded and waifus were slain daily--Wreak emerged as the lone bright spot as an individual who got along with all, creepered none and glorified real-life redheads. Wreak would not officially cement his position as #1 until the community witnessed first-hand his heroics during TLADT stacks in games such as League, DotA 2 and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Once again, I must stress the amount of ego and arrogance that courses through the veins of the patrons of TLADT. Before the glory days of Wreak, matches were more likely to end with arguments and vitriol than anything else. The W-God would never have any part of that, however. Wreak was (and still is) the kind of person who remains optimistic and focuses on his game. The signature "Wreak #1" moments have Wreak battling against the odds when his team has prematurely given up. "I remember when we were playing League and... and everyone on the team was feeding and getting destroyed across the map," said rabidch, one of Wreak's most loyal disciples, as he fought back tears. "We were all down on ourselves, and then, out of nowhere--really, just out of nowhere, Wreak jumped onto the other team, alone, and got a penta-kill as Xin. It was... it was amazing. Afterwards he continued to single-handedly slay the other team, and we ended up winning." Such moments are too common when playing with W-God. I myself remember many times where people on the team, including myself, would argue with one another mid-match, and Wreak's extremely calm and soothing voice would interject with a simple suggestion before he would once again carry the team to victory. Since then, Wreak has been known to be anything and everything to TLADT. He brings balance to an extremely egocentric community and is a major factor in enabling virulent weebs to game with one another without slandering a waifu in the process. Not to mention, he is just too damn moe. + Show Spoiler [Random Wreak fanfic] + "Nnn... what the f..." A groan escaped Souma as his eyelids slowly rose to make way for the illuminated blue sky hovering above him. For one reason or another, he was lying on his back on what he assumed to be sand from the soft yet sparingly rough texture embracing him from beneath. The not-so-young-getting-pretty-old male's legs slightly buckled as he struggled to pull himself up. His entire body was aching, yet the pain was hardly felt due to a dulling sensation in his brain. His head must have taken quite the impact along with his body. He scanned his surrounding, yet with his vision a bit blurry all he could grasp was that he was on a beach. The sound of waves and the smell of sea water confirmed this. "Well, that explains the sand. Where the hell am I?" His mind began overclocking as he attempted to piece together the last moments before his consciousness left him. I was on a plane... on my way to Japan. What the hell happened? Then it hit him. He was not alone on that plane. He and an online acquaintance of his decided to take a trip together to visit a mutual acquaintance that was now studying in Tokyo. The memory prompted Souma's vision to clear as he frantically searched about for his travel companion. "WREAK! WREEAAAK!" Souma's voice blasted out into the open air, yet was not received by a response. *Plop* The not-so-old-still-pretty-awesome male stumbled over a hard object sticking out of the sand. "ack!" He spat out a mouthful of sand while pulling himself up onto all fours. His head turned to glance back at whatever he tripped over. It seemed to be a bulge covered in some blue denim fabric. "Wreak...?" Souma crawled over to the object with a look of skepticism painting his face. What was protruding out of the sand was definitely denim, yet the rest of whatever it was seemed to be buried beneath the sand. Souma immediately began to excavate the surrounding area in hopes that it was indeed Wreak. His prayers were answered. The sand covering an area about a couple feet away from the protrusion was eventually brushed off to give way to the familiar features of his Chinese friend. Souma let out a sigh of relief and dug out the rest of Wreak's body. He wasn't buried very deeply at all, so it took very little effort for our not-so-strong-still-pretty-manly protagonist. As for the protrusion? Well... "How in the world can you be having a wet dream in a situation like this!?" Souma questioned as he kicked the tip of Wreak's erection. Wreak, with a goofy smile spread across his lips, merely turned onto his side and murmured, "nyuu... blahzor..." Souma, taken aback by the unexpected whisper, stood frozen in place while he tried to decipher the meaning behind Wreak's murmur. "You're kidding me..." Souma tried to restrain a mixed bowl of laughter, disgust, surprise and pity. He picked his foot up again, but this time used it to give Wreak's back a slight push in an attempt to wake him up. "Wake up, dude!" Wreak refused to wake up. Instead, he just returned to sprawling out on his back, the same, goofy smile still plastered over his face. "Ugh..." Souma hated waking people up, for he himself hated being woken up, and could only empathize with the unpleasant feeling of being forced awake. What would happen next could have been a result of this, or it could have been because he was still feeling a bit odd due to what had happened. It could have been due to Souma's sometimes twisted personality, or it could have been a mere whim. It could have been a combination of some of these or all of these. Never the case, what would happen would not be pleasant for Wreak. As the idea came to our not-so-gay-still-pretty-homo protagonist, his lips formed a mischievous smirk. Souma subsequently pulled his pants down and got on his knees beside Wreak's left hand. The beach breeze caressed his buttocks beneath the thin fabric of his boxers while simultaneously sending a tingling sensation across Souma's Junior. And with a daring lurch forward, our still-not-so-gay-still-pretty-homo hero planted his not-so-small-still-pretty-Asian sidekick straight onto Wreak's opened palm. *Plop* Like a newborn baby, Wreak's fingers curled around the limp tool of the heavens. Souma concentrated his focus on holding back his laughter as Wreak miraculously began to open his eyes. Souma, with both hands pressed against his own mouth to conceal his cackling, made eye contact with the poor young male. "Souma...? Huh...?" Wreak had no idea was going on, and Souma was in no condition to talk. The confused Wreak finally took his eyes from Souma's face to his own hand. "..." ".." "." "WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" Souma fell over backwards, arms clasped around his stomach as laughter dwarfed the sound of the tumbling waves, the cries of birds, the rustling of leaves, and the bumbling of Wreak's hysteria. More to come as Wreak advances. | ||
rabidch
United States20286 Posts
That is all that needs to be said! | ||
Olli
Austria24413 Posts
Ha, that's cute. | ||
Wintex
Norway16828 Posts
You`re gonna be a beautiful disaster. What girl do you want to be photoshopped on. | ||
Olli
Austria24413 Posts
On April 22 2015 19:52 Wintex wrote: You`re gonna be a beautiful disaster. What girl do you want to be photoshopped on. Anne Hathaway | ||
BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES49043 Posts
W-god sama 2 stronk | ||
Soularion
Canada2764 Posts
One win : I do a battle report of the 30 minute base trade nydus game I had. (or some other retarded game - I have a few!) Ro32 : I start playing in OlimoLeagues again so you guys can actually see TL > Pro (I just needed to believe ; + I start doing battle reports more regularly. Ro16 : Who the fuck am I kidding this shit ain't happening | ||
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