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you think my rap sucks? imma kick you so hard you will be coughin ducks and i am white and not ashamed to admit it your prob black and white i could kick your ass perfect im a scrub? man you probably never get in the tub your fuckin dirty and your rap shows it you brought in a 20bill i brought in the whole duck
your rap sucks shit and you dont know how to spit your rhymes are phoney your probably gay tony maybe it's better if u dont dis me but i dis you your gay shit and everybody knows it your a piece of shit i will teach you how to spit holy shit when im done here i will have a whole school just suck on it
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2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
This guy's like a little kid; he's such a poor speller, His rhymes are even more depressing than Helen Keller. I'd ask you to shake your hips but I bet you've fattened up. It'd take 35 dropships just to lift your ass up. Your rap makes me think you're still in grade school. I'll make two extractors just to beat you with a 2pool. You needa go back and learn from Mother Goose, Because you're clearly not ready for Dr. Seuss.
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just sit on your mother fuckin chair and snort your coke ill put you so far up the fuckin rope youll be fuckin blowing out your nose youll be blowing bubbles everybody with your but holes put your eyes so far up your nose you wont know what the fuck goes
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Ur rap meks no sense Ama kick u hard u jump tru da fence ur flows are in tense u heard ma man joe u've bit me on da toe ...xowi,buh i konsida u as ma foe it tuk u all nyt 2 rite dat buh,ma flow kums in so fat in dis race,u are a rat all,i du is lay on ma mat kus i knw u are blind as a bat am da best no 1 kan test ask da rest how am so fly lyk a jet ma swagg's so wet kus am da no 1 rate am nt ur mate dnt blame ma fate if i sit where ma ass fit u are a kid i knw u still a feed xowi,here in africa,kids weed u kan plant all da seed am gettn' all da lead ur a jack ass nigar dnt let me pull ma triggar am nt gonna waste kuz u aint got taste i drop it lyk its hot ryt in2 da pot kuz ma flow is a lot. PEACE
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Ah for some reason didn't read freestyle text.
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Look at all these fake nerds tryna rap and shit guess im one of em boutta take a crack at it ya ladies fiending for me like a crack addict Wait you dont have one, forever alone in ya back attic
Sick,you know i got it with my micro management killing all ya fools in this Team Liquid establishment Cause it's easy for me call me muhhamad ali floating like a butterfly stinging like a bee, ya see?
The flow comes easy, ya dont know me? call me adeezy You need to get the fuck out and chill, ya lagging beezy but you stay like a bitch as noob playing threezies Get out and versus me and stop being sleezy
writtens are kinda cheesy though, It'd be cool if we would do this in vent though but thered be a lot of stumbling.
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On April 26 2011 02:45 Kazius wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2011 01:47 ReiKo wrote: yo...ok...listen up...
Kazius, are you dreamin'? Ya' not a notorious dawg Soon you will be cryin' and startin' EMO blog Sayin' other rhymes can suck a cock But when you hear mine - for you it's a shell shock Pranksta' you are no gangsta, shit, you ain't worth a shit Hear a click? It's behind your head then you hear boom and you are dead.
What's rappin' about? It' about snapping your mom, cuz she needs a dick noone wants her - she is fat as atomic bomb. Gieeah, sucka...eat on this rhymes you will get owned milion times...after that you can suck my dick...sometimes.
Peace.
Your plebeian rhymes are under the median, I've seen harder shit while chillin' in the caribbean. You ain't a rapper, ain't a commedian, just busy pretending. How about a drink from my "idiom fountain" (patent pending). "Yo momma" jokes are what you think rapping's about? You must live in a place called "8 miles from burn out". My mom is fat and disgustingly ugly, ya got me there, hit me so badly. A low blow, but you would know... For a dollar you called her and her strap-on "daddy".
If I'm pretendin' then I'm pretendin' for good, you wish you could, be, just like me, and if you reefer to 8 Mile - there is no better MC then me, creep, oh - hear the beep? It's "M-E-E-E" get in the line - "P-L-E-A-S-E", I'm a butcher and you are a sheep, good you mention your mom - she is dirty cheap.
Wake up! Your rhymes made you go to sleep, see the crowd they see you shook - you are no Mob Deep, bitch, to me you are just simple street snitch lookin' at me and sayin' "he's makin' a perfect pitch" now boy back off because you touched my ignition switch, byyach.
Peace.
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Whattap' dawg? Are you scared?
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pheered is gay like buds on the bay ill hurt him like his mom did i think her name is tom ill drop a big fat bomb i dont like pheered i fucked his mom in the rear then shes like son have a bear dont drink with your dad the queer he also fucked you in the rear
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ill take on any little pussy that wants to try to burm me
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On June 20 2011 12:35 ReiKo wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2011 02:45 Kazius wrote:On April 26 2011 01:47 ReiKo wrote: yo...ok...listen up...
Kazius, are you dreamin'? Ya' not a notorious dawg Soon you will be cryin' and startin' EMO blog Sayin' other rhymes can suck a cock But when you hear mine - for you it's a shell shock Pranksta' you are no gangsta, shit, you ain't worth a shit Hear a click? It's behind your head then you hear boom and you are dead.
What's rappin' about? It' about snapping your mom, cuz she needs a dick noone wants her - she is fat as atomic bomb. Gieeah, sucka...eat on this rhymes you will get owned milion times...after that you can suck my dick...sometimes.
Peace.
Your plebeian rhymes are under the median, I've seen harder shit while chillin' in the caribbean. You ain't a rapper, ain't a commedian, just busy pretending. How about a drink from my "idiom fountain" (patent pending). "Yo momma" jokes are what you think rapping's about? You must live in a place called "8 miles from burn out". My mom is fat and disgustingly ugly, ya got me there, hit me so badly. A low blow, but you would know... For a dollar you called her and her strap-on "daddy". If I'm pretendin' then I'm pretendin' for good, you wish you could, be, just like me, and if you reefer to 8 Mile - there is no better MC then me, creep, oh - hear the beep? It's "M-E-E-E" get in the line - "P-L-E-A-S-E", I'm a butcher and you are a sheep, good you mention your mom - she is dirty cheap. Wake up! Your rhymes made you go to sleep, see the crowd they see you shook - you are no Mob Deep, bitch, to me you are just simple street snitch lookin' at me and sayin' "he's makin' a perfect pitch" now boy back off because you touched my ignition switch, byyach. Peace.
I got a good laugh out of "I'm the butcher and you are a sheep", classic rhymes.
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hey congism why dont you battle and come up with your on rymes bitch
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listen you lil prick hop of my huge ass dick you said i switched ur fucking switch you irish bitch
watch your little lispand if u want to mess with me come at me and we will see you think your cool because you got game listen up dude i got more game then your mom made
go back to your pot of gold then i can follow the rainbow and steal gold
that is to :congism
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You're all retarded...
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On September 22 2011 08:05 Lumire wrote: You're all retarded... hahahahahhahahahahahaa thank you
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ya'll all kinda bad and it makes me kinda ___.
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shut up you little bitch ill turn you into a witch dont touch my switch ill make twitch
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are we doing this in english? hard to tell when i try to read your shit
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Rap man, you get a backhand like a pimp does a ho after a failed lap dance The audience clap hands as I slap fam.. got him nerd raging, MAD CAPS like a hat stand That's crack, damn! Listen closely you can hear how I war in symphony Harmonic melodies orchestrated from screams when I slaughter infantries Morbid tendencies, like mauling bones apart and toss them viciously Kung Lao your fucking head off boomeranging your shoulder blade, flawless victory!
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