u all gay ugh
fuck u guys like i fuck bitches ure gonna have stitches shit on ur moms britches whats the hitches dabadabaditches
im the guy that ditches fitches, more rhymes than a hitches
UGH
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calmasfok
91 Posts
u all gay ugh fuck u guys like i fuck bitches ure gonna have stitches shit on ur moms britches whats the hitches dabadabaditches im the guy that ditches fitches, more rhymes than a hitches UGH | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21792 Posts
On December 15 2014 00:12 calmasfok wrote: Show nested quote + On December 14 2014 12:18 GreenHorizons wrote: On December 14 2014 09:20 calmasfok wrote: On December 14 2014 06:35 ninazerg wrote: On December 14 2014 04:40 XDJuicebox wrote: I'm 'out to break your head open like a kit kat Yeah, supa hot fire, I spit that You can't step to me son, this is a mismatch I'm more dangerous than playing Wii with no wriststrap I'm about to end this man's whole career right now. Beep bop badda beep boop Pow UGh ninazerg twerk to a track from asapferg u ugly nerd UGH Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed UGH UGH Ur a bitch an dont get money ur bitch told me she thinks ur face is funney i call her her hunny bunny her nose is runny with my cum it blasts from her nostrils after shooting up her mouth i push her head down south and shit on her head UGH UGH If it weren't for all the UGH's like Calmas was giving birth I would almost believe this bitch might just be worth A little bit of my time, or piece of my mind Or I could whoop that behind... Since your parents fucked that up... little kid prolly never seen real pussy well... other than your moms or when you spy on your sissy... | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 15 2014 00:28 GreenHorizons wrote: Show nested quote + On December 15 2014 00:12 calmasfok wrote: On December 14 2014 12:18 GreenHorizons wrote: On December 14 2014 09:20 calmasfok wrote: On December 14 2014 06:35 ninazerg wrote: On December 14 2014 04:40 XDJuicebox wrote: I'm 'out to break your head open like a kit kat Yeah, supa hot fire, I spit that You can't step to me son, this is a mismatch I'm more dangerous than playing Wii with no wriststrap I'm about to end this man's whole career right now. Beep bop badda beep boop Pow UGh ninazerg twerk to a track from asapferg u ugly nerd UGH Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed UGH UGH Ur a bitch an dont get money ur bitch told me she thinks ur face is funney i call her her hunny bunny her nose is runny with my cum it blasts from her nostrils after shooting up her mouth i push her head down south and shit on her head UGH UGH If it weren't for all the UGH's like Calmas was giving birth I would almost believe this bitch might just be worth A little bit of my time, or piece of my mind Or I could whoop that behind... Since your parents fucked that up... little kid prolly never seen real pussy well... other than your moms or when you spy on your sissy... UGh fat nerd missing the point UGH get MONEY UGH UGH UGH a freestyle without an audience is like bein rich or prominent whatever u do good or bad theres no consequence UGH peace bitches im out | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
UGh UGH UGH UGH UGHUGHUGH fuck u u guys are nerds ure like herds of buffallos fat and smelly with a fat belly u watch too much telly im tell you u guys are through ui smell like poo schnabadabadoo bitches shout it CALMASFOK WOOOO bitches also shout fuck off noob but to you and u join cuz ure bitch too UGH User was temp banned for this post. | ||
XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
On December 15 2014 00:19 calmasfok wrote: nobody postin in this thread ugh u all gay ugh fuck u guys like i fuck bitches ure gonna have stitches shit on ur moms britches whats the hitches dabadabaditches im the guy that ditches fitches, more rhymes than a hitches UGH Your statements don't even make sense Blunt as the cavemen; you're daddy prolly shoulda worn latex You probably like gay men, fucking people of the same sex Your homophobia is heinous, come out and flaunt your anus! | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
I make u bitches lick I'm long fat and also got a cap that fits yo' bitches go sick becos u love me big stroke me and to god I swear I'll make u weep I see your titties I just get high... up and down, in and out ... ma tears are thick I just can't stop till all ma tears go out OMG see y'all weep that's y they call me PRICK!!! brrra yo rap finz. b stroking on y'all bitches... User was temp banned for this post. | ||
kazim
Portugal2 Posts
but since then i got much nicer. Still not the best rapper around trying to make rhymes alone where im nowhere to be found hoping that my lines will be the shit once my tracks are inbound. Could i be fresher with more attitude? Probably yes, but i´m kinda sad dude. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 01:56 stalka wrote: my name is DICK I make u bitches lick I'm long fat and also got a cap that fits yo' bitches go sick becos u love me big stroke me and to god I swear I'll make u weep I see your titties I just get high... up and down, in and out ... ma tears are thick I just can't stop till all ma tears go out OMG see y'all weep that's y they call me PRICK!!! brrra yo rap finz. b stroking on y'all bitches... I give this an F- You have failed astronomically. You are bad and should feel bad. What you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. I wish you had never been born. Actually, I wish I could learn more about you, and then find out your favorite kind of music, perhaps alternative rock or some kind of techno music or 'trance' or a bunch of indie garbage. Then I would find a place where your music and its culture are discussed, and make a brand-new smurf account to take a shit on everything you love. On the other hand, your favorite musical artist is Skrillex, whose music is just a bunch of random noises anyhow, so I'm not sure I can really do much in that regard anyhow. Yes, I know this is the freestyle rap battle thread, where you just have fun and make ridiculous 'freestyles' that you type out, but for God's sake, put some fucking effort into it or don't even waste your time writing this kind of shit unless of course you've smoked a massive amount of crack-rock and this a final cry for help scrawled on the bathroom wall of the universe. | ||
Centerfold
Canada45 Posts
Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen. | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
or you just get high wen u see me ramming this bitch witch.... take your pissd shit and jump into a pit cos I don't give a fuck if u got two tits.... he he he.... gingerbread man!!!! | ||
Centerfold
Canada45 Posts
On December 26 2014 09:59 stalka wrote: hey... Nina is your surname bitch? or you just get high wen u see me ramming this bitch witch.... take your pissd shit and jump into a pit cos I don't give a fuck if u got two tits.... he he he.... gingerbread man!!!! u made me spit out my tea | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 09:59 stalka wrote: hey... Nina is your surname bitch? or you just get high wen u see me ramming this bitch witch.... take your pissd shit and jump into a pit cos I don't give a fuck if u got two tits.... he he he.... gingerbread man!!!! Fine. We'll go this route. ahem You can't ram without horns Nor thorns, cobs of corns, you're a horse, not a unicorn You don't have a dick or any other phallic objects You're not from Nigeria, or from the projects That's a smurf account, cuz you ain't got the balls to diss That's why this piss-poor piece of shit must be dismissed | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 15:39 stalka wrote: dismissed?. piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. The only thing that goes in your mouth is dick and cum You ain't riding through on rims, you give rims and lick the bum Come to my neighborhood with guns, knifes and weapons Bulletproof vests on and rubbers for extra protection So I can get to kicking you through a wall like Chinese Connection Disconnect your neck when I smack you with this interjection Talking like you're gonna murder me I flip the bird to that ridiculous absurdity You need to chill out and sip some herbal tea Because I'd cut you in half down the middle vertically But not before I grind your parents into chili And make you eat them before I slap you silly Like a hillbilly being smacked in the face by Free Willy Till you're pushing up daisies and see lillies Because your rhymes are retarded and trash I'm cutting them up right now with a shard of glass all scarred and slashed, like two cars that crashed The distance between you and I is way too far to dash You're like an ant with AIDS while I'm standing here with a can of Raid and a plan was made you blow you up with fucking hand grenades till you're charred black like you got zapped all over by tanning rays But sat in the can for days away from the camera gaze Sunshine and gamma rays, pulled out a dried out plant to blaze Just scribbled words in random ways and launched them out the cannon bays It's like you threw shit at a wall and nothing stuck Everything you write is fluff and fucking sucks | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 26 2014 15:39 stalka wrote: dismissed?. piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/scrap-this i feel bad for your vocab, it's so monosyllabic you've no flow, its so sad, so trash i'll just sack it so #getshatonbitch you think this shit's a game? think quick fast hey wait scratch that last part its clear as glass you can't grasp this craft so stand aside and let the non-whack rap or grab a mic and take a stab at a track at least a piece of something to attack 'cause this shit's too easy to be a scrap | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
I'm getting more money and i wine and i dine if your tale gets wacky I'll fuck your mom if it sucks too then I'll tell her to suck.... blowjob doesn't seem like a newbie to y'all and whore I think you just found your call its all good though I'll still b standing tall.... | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21792 Posts
On December 26 2014 15:39 stalka wrote: dismissed?. piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. Dismissed, worthless goof I got your posts as proof You never seen a hood, certainly not attached to a clitorous You prefer engorged men to attack your shittourous.... silly child You gotta have teeth to chew, you shrilling shrew Should of crossed you out like that carpenter Jew Too bad your mom was far from virgin got fucked by aqua man and gave birth to a sturgeon That's right.... I called you a fish if u ain't one, then how you explain the stench of that gish? Dumbass trolls don't deserve no lines but Nina gave you a few so I had to give mines.... | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
waste of space pussies.... wat the fuck u think this is??? A school!!!! just maybe wen u folks know what hardcore and lyrics means then I'll throw u a mic??? keep writing sad tales.... I'll just b living happily ever after... | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 26 2014 16:25 ninazerg wrote: Show nested quote + On December 26 2014 15:39 stalka wrote: dismissed?. piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. The only thing that goes in your mouth is dick and cum You ain't riding through on rims, you give rims and lick the bum Come to my neighborhood with guns, knifes and weapons Bulletproof vests on and rubbers for extra protection So I can get to kicking you through a wall like Chinese Connection Disconnect your neck when I smack you with this interjection Talking like you're gonna murder me I flip the bird to that ridiculous absurdity You need to chill out and sip some herbal tea Because I'd cut you in half down the middle vertically But not before I grind your parents into chili And make you eat them before I slap you silly Like a hillbilly being smacked in the face by Free Willy Till you're pushing up daisies and see lillies Because your rhymes are retarded and trash I'm cutting them up right now with a shard of glass all scarred and slashed, like two cars that crashed The distance between you and I is way too far to dash You're like an ant with AIDS while I'm standing here with a can of Raid and a plan was made you blow you up with fucking hand grenades till you're charred black like you got zapped all over by tanning rays But sat in the can for days away from the camera gaze Sunshine and gamma rays, pulled out a dried out plant to blaze Just scribbled words in random ways and launched them out the cannon bays It's like you threw shit at a wall and nothing stuck Everything you write is fluff and fucking sucks that verse was so sick, i just had to spit it. i did my best, but i had to trim a few words here or there. shit was pretty technical, so forgive my fumblings xD https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/fucking-sucks | ||
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